In the circle of friends, Wang Dazhi's behavior of letting people smash luxury cars in public was immediately transmitted, and as soon as this video appeared in the circle of friends, it was quickly spread and caused a heated discussion.

", smash luxury cars, 666, my country's sky-high price is the second generation."

"The owners of these luxury cars: I heard that many people have been showing off their wealth recently, I'm sorry, I'm going to join in the fun."

"Sadly, the rich people in the country would rather squander their money meaninglessly than help the country develop."

The video of smashing the luxury car has set off a wave of scolding and envy on the Internet, and countless people have denounced Wang Dazhi's bad behavior, and countless people have expressed their envy.

Of course, there are also various forcible thigh-hugging ones:

"Oops, why did my husband go to the capital to play?"

"My brother is willful."

And Wang Dazhi turned a blind eye to these contents, and after he guided the audience to smash the car, he immediately handed over the work of collecting money to the same heartache to the bloody Emperor Fu.

He silently went to the corner by himself to weep and heal!

After a period of heartache, he took out the sundries wish card, at present, the task of giving away the compass for the guide car has been completed, the luxury version of the guide car has been stored in his lamp god space, and the task of obtaining the Bagua Yunguangpa, that is, to offer all kinds of courtesies to Shiji, he has also completed it, and the Bagua Yunguangpa is also in the magic lamp.

Now only the wooden cow and the antidote pill are left.

The wish quest of the wooden ox and the flowing horse is underway, and the wish quest of the antidote pill is to eat a pound of laxatives.

Wang Dazhi began to curse the system after reading the task at that time: "System, you have no asshole when you give birth to a child, what do you mean, I want an antidote pill, but you let me take laxatives?" Shouldn't I eat those antidote herbs? ”

The system replied: "Ding Dong, the laxative can deflat, and the toxins in the body are removed, so this drug is chosen as the Wish Quest Medicinal Material." ”

"Just be honest, are you just trying to trick me?"

Wang Dazhi wants to cry without tears, this pit system is absolutely deliberate, I don't know how many antidote herbs there are in the world, why is it a laxative? The system did not mean it, his surname was written backwards.

However, the system is the uncle, what he says, no matter how Wang Dazhi complains and curses, everything has become qualitative, and no one can change it.

Therefore, Wang Dazhi could only buy a pound of laxatives with tears, and then swallowed the pound of laxatives under Tong Na's stunned gaze, and then trembled, picked up a paper towel he bought and went straight to the toilet.

"Boom~"

With a shocking bombardment, the door of the toilet trembled three times, this is not over, Wang Dazhi is not a single cannon, but a serial cannon, only listen to the toilet-

"Boom! Rumble! Rumble! ”

Tong Na covered her ears in the living room, glanced at the toilet with pity, and then shook her head.

A shout came from downstairs: "Upstairs, what are you doing?" What about firing artillery in war? Or do you want to light firecrackers for the New Year? Boom, let people have a good time? ”

There was also a scolding from upstairs: "Downstairs, you want to blow up the building?" Earthquake after shock, the ceiling of my house was about to collapse. ”

“……”

Tong Na cat in the living room, two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, just do their own things, there is a lot of his horizontal by him, the breeze blowing the big post casual.

"Ahh

Wang Dazhi suddenly held his strength in the toilet, looked up to the sky and roared, I didn't know that he thought that he had completed his divine skills and was about to be born, but the fact was that he shouted: "Da Na, I have no paper, bring me another volume." ”

Time gradually passed, Wang Dazhi crawled out of the toilet weakly, his face was pale, his eyes were blank, he climbed from the floor to the sofa little by little, and the whole person collapsed in the sofa, and a subtle voice came out of his mouth: "Oh my mother, oh my mother......"

Tong Na looked at Wang Dazhi with a smile: "This time I finally quieted you, if you pull it down again, our apartment will collapse." ”

The corners of Wang Dazhi's mouth twitched, and he said weakly: "It's not over!" ”

Tong Na was surprised: "You still want to pull?" ”

Wang Dazhi shook his head vigorously: "No, it's other things that are not finished!" ”

In the preparation of items, he has been prepared, the rest is of course to improve his survivability, he drew a lottery to draw a skill class wish card, when he went to the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, he wanted to use this wish card to enhance his ability to save his life.

When everyone talks about saving their lives, the first thing that comes to mind is definitely the best plan among the 36 plans -- going for the best plan.

That's right, the first key to saving his life is to run if he can, so he plans to come up with an escape magic skill, of course, this magic skill is not light skill, although light skill is fast, but it still can't reassure him.

He took out the skill-based wish card and wrote directly on the wish card - I want to learn the immortal art "shrink into inches".

That's right, it's a magic skill that says run.

The wish card glows slightly, and the wish task immediately appears: "Complete the following tasks to grant your wish:

Unique: ****** Battle: Let the ****** stretch, shorten, stretch, shorten...... This action is repeated a thousand times.

Complete the above tasks to make your wish come true. “

"Poof!"

Well, it's not that Wang Dazhi vomited blood, but that he accidentally let out a fart.

"Pit daddy, I'm going to die."

Wang Dazhi looked at this strange task, he had the heart to die, he played his ****** a thousand times, and it was completed in a short time, and he could still use it after he finished it?

"Dazhi, are you okay?"

Tong Na saw that Wang Dazhi suddenly showed a loveless expression, and she immediately called Wang Dazhi twice worriedly.

"Ash is fine, Ash is finishing."

Wang Dazhi's face was full of grief and indignation, and there was indescribable resentment in his expression.

"Ash is finishing?" Tong Na looked at Wang Dazhi in confusion: "Isn't Xiaozhi you...... Not? ”

She said and suddenly came to her senses, her apricot eyes widened, staring at Wang Dazhi's lower body in surprise, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked carefully: "Dazhi, what do you mean by Xiaozhi......"

Wang Dazhi held his forehead and didn't speak, and after calming down the emotions in his heart, he stretched out a palm towards Tong Na and said tragically: "Da Na, bring me another roll of paper." ”

Tong Na was stunned and said, "Want paper?" Are you still going to? ”

"There's still pulling, it's all air."

Wang Dazhi took the tissue and crawled to the toilet little by little, but this time, he was no longer straining, but doing something embarrassing, because it was difficult to speak, I won't say more.

"Dazhi, what is he doing in the toilet?"

Tong Na didn't hear the expected roar, she suddenly felt strange, and approached the toilet suspiciously, leaning her ear against the door to listen.

"Oh, Ya Butterfly, Yama Butterfly......"

Her eyes widened, her temples jumped, her fists clenched tightly, and she gritted her teeth and whispered: "Okay, you Wang Dazhi, you dare to watch Ming Ze Jibu's movie in the toilet, I can't spare your ......" (to be continued.) )