"Color? Okay, if you lose, I want you to take off your pants and fart, or pee in front of Huang Laoxi? As soon as the old urchin heard the word Caitou, his spirit immediately came up: "Which of these two is better?" The old urchin was talking to himself here, thinking that he had won, and he didn't notice that Guo Kun's whole face was as black as carbon.

"Hey, you haven't won yet!" Guo Kun believes that if he lets the old naughty boy go crazy like this, he may also go crazy. [bsp; "Ah Kun, it's really a big rebellion for you to be like this, and you don't apologize to your seniors?" Guo Jing couldn't imagine that Guo Kun would really do this: "Senior, my brother is young and doesn't understand the rules, please don't be surprised by the seniors, the juniors will compensate you on his behalf." ”

"What old-timers, juniors? Is my old urchin very old? When the old urchin heard Guo Jing's words, he blew his beard angrily and glared, "Are you afraid that he will lose?" No, it must be compared. I want to compare with him, and I want him to lose and pee in front of Huang Laoxi, and I have to pee on Huang Laoxi. Hahaha, thinking about Huang Laoxi's deflated appearance makes people happy. ”

"Okay, then if you lose, you'll be my little brother. To be a junior brother is to absolutely obey the boss's words, to the east and never to the west, there are good things to the boss to see the first time, the boss to do the best to complete the things the boss commands. Do you dare to bet? "These conditions that have been thought of a long time ago will definitely allow the old naughty boy to sell to Guo Kun from head to toe.

"Uh, me." The old naughty boy is crazy doesn't mean that he is a stupid person, hearing Guo Kun's words, everyone will have a trace of hesitation, even if the old naughty boy is extremely self-confident.

"What, you're scared?"

"What are you afraid of? I'm going to win, so just wait to hold your pee and pee! ”

"So, how do we compare? Is it Wenbi or Wubi? Guo Kun said with a smile.

"Oh, you little doll, how can you be such a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, if you want to fight, you can fight and fight any literary competition, you have to hurry up, whatever tricks you have, my old naughty boy has followed." The old naughty boy was impatient and impatient by Guo Kun.

"Then Wenbi. Wenbi is like this, you attack me in three moves, if you can hit me, I will lose. Then I attack you, as long as I hit you, you also lose, how about it? If they are all attacked, then let's split three moves together, or whoever wins the move loses, hehe, it's fair, right? Guo Kun said slowly, he was very calm at this moment.

"So who's going to strike first?"

"You attack first, lest you say that I take advantage of you and lose unconvinced. Whoever repents will be a son of a turtle. ”

Guo Jing, who was choked by the old naughty boy's words, looked at the impatient old naughty boy with pity, and sighed silently in his heart for this little sheep who was about to be fooled.

"That's good, then my first move is hidden as if it is empty" This is a move in the empty house of the second road of the empty boxing, this move is virtual and real, the real move is not hidden behind the false move, or the false move can be turned into a real move in an instant, it is a trick that the old naughty boy has studied for a long time. At this juncture, even if it is an old naughty boy, he does not dare to be careless.

Guo Kun stepped on the drunken immortal step, staggering east and west, either flashing outside the old naughty boy's moves in an instant, or walking around against his back. The old naughty boy even made the deep hidden, the magic hand was empty, soft as boneless, the night was hazy, the dream saw the flowers, and the boy worshiped Guanyin (these moves are not available on the Internet, they are made up blindly, don't be more serious), these moves are used by him to fight left and right, and they are also counted as three moves.

It's a pity that such a subtle move didn't even touch the corners of Guo Kun's clothes. Guo Kun's cunning envoy drunken immortal step, with his weird light skills, it was really difficult for the old naughty boy to hit him in a short period of time.

"Hey, hey, three moves are enough, stop, stop!" Guo Kun dodged the old naughty boy's unrelenting moves: "We said okay, but we didn't say that we couldn't hide." Besides, you can hide when I attack! ”

"Okay, see how you win me." When the old urchin heard this, he thought that it seemed to make sense: "Then let's start." ”

"Okay, the first move, Xiao Li's flying knife, catch it!" A flash of white light flashed on Guo Kun's fingertips, exuding a burst of cold against the blade through the coldness of the moonlight. The momentum of Guo Kun, who was holding the flying Guo Kun, suddenly changed again, which was a terrifying feeling that people were being targeted by a poisonous snake, making you feel that you couldn't dodge its attack no matter what.

The old urchin understood Guo Kun's prepared attack, and it was impossible for him to dodge it effortlessly. This kind of martial arts can't give him enough time to prepare. "Hidden weapon, how can you use a hidden weapon? No, this won't work, you're cheating, I'm not doing it, I'm not going to do it. The old urchin was about to run away with his burden.

"If you regret it, you'll be a son of a turtle. Besides, in the third chapter of the law, it didn't say that you couldn't use hidden weapons, but you were stupid and didn't know. And I'm not a hidden weapon, it's a famous weapon, didn't you see me and let you see that I was holding a weapon? ”

"Okay, okay, then I'll throw in the towel." The old naughty boy hung his head and said dejectedly, flattening his mouth and depressed.

"Whew!" The throwing knife shot into the mountain under the stunned eyes of the old urchin. That's an absolute speed, and a kind of momentum that won't give up until the goal is reached, this is a supreme miracle!

"Uh, I haven't practiced this trick yet, I can't send it but I can't receive it, so I shot it out, hehe." Guo Kun was also blushing from the innocent eyes of the old naughty boy.

"Big brother, boss, teach me, teach me, I want to learn this Xiao Li Flying Knife!" After the old naughty boy was stunned, he jumped to Guo Kun's side and grabbed the corner of Guo Kun's clothes and kept swaying, with a look of hope on his face.

"You martial idiot!" Guo Kun felt a little proud in his heart, and then said with a straight face: "It's okay to learn, but what, how can you, as a junior brother, reach out and ask for something without honoring the boss?" We don't have such a precedent, you have to make meritorious service first, and we will reward you according to the size of the merit. You see, the boss and my younger brother are a lot, you can't be so favoritistic, this Berton, you have to understand. ”

"Then what can I do to make meritorious service?" The old urchin was disappointed for a while, and then asked without giving up: "I'll go and arrest Huang Laoxi's daughter and be the boss's wife!" ”

"No way!" Guo Kun and Guo Jing drank in unison, bluffing the old naughty boy.

"Oh, I see." The old naughty boy looked reasonable, and nodded again and again: "I'll just say, the woman is a tiger, and Huang Laoxi's daughter is a Siberian tiger among the tigers, and whoever marries will be unlucky." It seems that it makes sense for my old naughty boy not to have a wife, ahahahaha"

"No nonsense! Huang Laoxi's daughter is my sister-in-law, your eldest brother's wife, you have to respect her, understand! Guo Kun gave a ruthless reward to the old naughty boy who was talking nonsense.

ps:Brothers,From tomorrow the update is going to be put in the evening.,I'm too busy at work now.,There's no time to code words.,Please forgive me.。 Thank you for your support, please recommend, favorite.