Chapter 109: No Signing
"Blame me?" She was confused.
"Who made you write so much?" It seems that my transfer policy has been successful.
"Is that a lot? There's a lot I haven't written. This time it was her turn.
"Oh my God, are you still writing? It's enough, Yuan Datou betrayed the country back then and only "Twenty-one", and your thirty-eight articles are really enough for thirty-eight. I exaggerated my expression and shouted that this was a negotiation tactic that made the other party feel that I was really unacceptable and psychologically willing to lower the standard.
"What did you say?" She glared at me and questioned her.
"I said that your thirty-eight articles are really enough." I quickly changed my words, or her shadowless feet would have kicked her.
"Nonsense, you haven't finished reading it."
"Yiye Zhiqiu, if you look at the one in front of you, you will know what is roughly behind you."
"That's good, now that you know everything, sign it."
"Does signing it mean that you have to do it in the future?"
"Nonsense."
"Then I won't sign it."
"Do you dare not sign?"
"Why wouldn't I?"
"You really don't sign it?"
"If you don't sign it, you won't sign it, a manly man, once you say it, you can't pull anything back."
"Okay, then you give me back the breakfast."
"Breakfast? What's for breakfast? ”
"Don't pretend to be garlic, it's your breakfast this morning."
"Isn't that what you invited me to eat?"
"I invited you to eat because I asked you to sign it, and now if you don't sign it, then give it back to me. Besides, if I invite you to eat, will you eat? You are so obedient. ”
"This is a piece of your heart, I have always had the heart of adult beauty."
"Then I don't care, you eat my breakfast, you have to sign this military regulation."
"Uh...... I'll buy it and pay you back. ”
"Can you afford it?"
"Why can't you afford it? Your breakfast is not made of gold. ”
"Okay, then you go buy it, I want it to be exactly the same as just now, it came out at the same time, and it is the same shape, temperature, and taste, and it can't be the slightest different."
"Uh...... How does this work? Where in the world are there two identical leaves? ”
"Then I don't care, it's you who have to pay for it. Or do you want to sign it? How fast, you don't have to go so troublesome, it's cold outside, and it saves you the pain of traveling. You see, how much I care about you? ”
"Uh...... You said lightly, if I try to be happy for a while, then there will be endless suffering in the days to come, which is a lifelong regret. ”
"Is it that serious? I'm not asking you to sell yourself. ”
"It's worse than selling yourself. You can redeem yourself by selling yourself, but you are directly depriving yourself of political rights for life. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, do you sign or not?"
"Wait a minute, something suddenly occurred to me."
"What's the matter?"
"I suddenly found out that you have become the second of the twenty-six letters, and I have become the magic pen Ma Liang, you are making me sing, right?"
"What do you mean? Don't think about diverting the topic again, let's sign it quickly. ”
"Wait a minute. It is necessary for me to explain. ”
"Okay, you say."
"The second of the twenty-six letters is B, B is determined to let Ma Liang sing, do you understand?"
"What a mess, don't come to this set, sign."
"If you understand, I'll sign it." God has eyes, finally there is something she doesn't know, how can I use this to fight back a little bit of bargaining chips. If you don't sign this treaty that humiliates the country, how can you be worthy of the Hunter King?
"I don't understand what you're talking about?"
"Then I don't care, if you can't explain, I won't sign it."
"I'll explain it, and you'll sign it."
"Of course." I promised to do so, but in my heart I was saying something else: Of course I won't sign it, even if you explain it, I won't sign it. This sign, how can I mix in this area in the future? I'm a second-hand landlord here, and I'm a boss anyway.
"Okay, what are you proud of? Isn't it just forcing good people to become prostitutes? She was a little dismissive to say the answer.
"You...... How do you know? I opened my mouth wide in surprise, this vixen is too powerful, isn't it?
"Do you think that's all you can?" She smirked at me.
"Uh......" I was speechless by her, but I was hurrying to think of a way.
"Talk about it, sign it. I've never seen a big man like you, what can a big man do with such procrastination? ”
"Sign it, who is afraid of whom." I was on fire, so I picked up the pen and signed. I signed my name. Isn't it just a sign name, I not only signed, but also signed more for you, I wrote an extra line under the name very much.
"This signature must be invalidated in all 38 of the above for it to take effect. You ......" Annie Qian read out a line under my signature, and kicked it over in anger.
"Ouch." I was kicked, not because I couldn't dodge, but because I didn't want to, I had to find a way to get the chips, and I believe she came at the right time.
There are rules for negotiation: provoke your opponent and then look for her flaws in her shots to win with one blow.
"Why don't you flash?"
"How did I know you were going to kick me? It's over, it hurts, it must have been kicked and bleeding. ”
"No way, I kicked so lightly."
"Light? Then you let me kick it off. ”
"Think beautifully."
"It's over, my foot bones are probably broken, I can't walk, how can I make money? How am I going to survive? No, you have to compensate me for my losses. ”
"Hey...... You're a scoundrel, aren't you? ”
"Heaven and earth conscience, you don't believe that you will take me to the hospital to take pictures."
"If you shoot it, you'll sign it, right?"
"Of course." I won't sign it if I shoot it, I just want to gamble, it's so troublesome to go to the hospital, I don't believe you will really want to go. Besides, you have to go to work today, and you can't afford to spend time.
"Okay, give me your phone."
"What?"
"Help you play 1-2-0."
"Do you need to bother it? That thing costs money. ”
"What's the point of spending that little money? It's insignificant compared to your losses. "It seems that she is going to take my army, this is obviously using my words to gag my mouth, how can I fall for her.
"No need, you better carry me."
"You want to be beautiful."
"Do you think it's beautiful that I'm going to endure the pain and go to the hospital with you?"
"I don't think you're serious, otherwise you wouldn't have been arguing with me all the time, so let me kick you again, if it's more serious, you just take the opportunity to rest for a few days."
"Uh...... You're too ruthless. ”
"Who told you to pretend?"
"Wronged, Sister Dou'e, you have to be the master for me." I took her hand and acted coquettishly. If outsiders see her, they will definitely think that she is Sister Dou E, and I am a little brother, coquettish.