"Alice, how are they?" Zhang Lan and Xiao Chenxi sat leisurely on the edge of the river, picked up a round pebble casually, and made a long series of water floats on the water, splashing a series of beautiful splashes in the sunlight, "And the guys we went over later have all successfully joined Alice and them, right?" ”

"Well, the mercenary corps has been formed, and the current situation is very good. Later, the guys who passed by had already joined Alice and the others. According to your previous instructions, those guys are having fun in Africa now," Xiao Chenxi replied casually, looking at Zhang Lan's splash, holding his chin blankly, his eyes scattered and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"That's good," Zhang Lan nodded, "Africa is our most important move, and we will have to rely on the assistance of that side for many things in the future, and there must be no accidents." Sister, please help me keep an eye on it in the future, don't go wrong. ”

"Huh?" I didn't hear anyone talk, Zhang Lan was a little strange, turned her head, but saw that Xiao Chenxi was in an inexplicable daze, Zhang Lan scratched her head, a little puzzled: Spring is coming soon, is this girl's spring coming?

Looking at the string of splashes made by Zhang Lan, Xiao Chenxi was very envious, picked up a pebble, and threw it out like Zhang Lan.

"You bully people," looking at the sinking pebbles, Xiao Chenxi pouted, feeling very aggrieved, "Why did you throw a string of splashes, and mine sank?" ”

"How did you throw it?" Zhang Lan was very curious, "I'll take a look at the next one." ”

"That's how you threw it," Xiao Chenxi was full of grievances, and picked up a round pebble - this one is really round, almost round into a ball - seeing the pebble that Xiao Chenxi picked up, Zhang Lan almost fainted: Sister, if you can beat this kind of guy out of the water, I admire you to death!

"Sister, the stone was not chosen like this," Zhang Lan was thundered down by this girl, crying with a sad face, "Please, can you pick a flat one for the old man?" ”

"Is that what it looks like?" Xiao Chenxi was half-convinced, and threatened with teeth and claws, "Don't lie to me?" Or you'll sleep on your own tonight. ”

This threat is so filmable! Zhang Lan shuddered, "How dare you?" The little brother is just to lie to no one, and the beautiful, gentle, kind and intelligent sister of Chenxi is not there? ”

"Count your acquaintance," Xiao Chenxi was very satisfied with all the sycophants that came to her face, she didn't feel uncomfortable at all, waved her hand, and made a free and easy appearance, "Although you are so-so, you only say that I am one-tenth, no, one hundredth, no, one ten-thousandth, but I am a kind adult and forgive you generously." ”

"Vomiting ......" was because he couldn't stand Xiao Chenxi's crazy narcissism, and Zhang Lan ran away and vomited.

"What about people?" After Xiao Chenxi finished chattering, he turned his head and saw that the person was gone.

You kid even dare to run?!

"Am I not right?" Xiao Chenxi rushed up to pick up Zhang Lan and glared at him viciously.

"Yes, you're absolutely right." Zhang Lan hurriedly surrendered. Now people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, but it is not the time to take the lead and become heroes.

"It's pretty much the same," Xiao Chenxi turned her anger into joy, "For the sake of your sincerity, I'll forgive you so-so." Oh, remember, there is no next time. ”

"I remember." Zhang Lan could only nod desperately, full of grievances and couldn't speak.

"Girl! Brat! Zhang Zongjun stood at the gate and shouted, "Where are you two troublemakers?" If you hear it, hurry home for me! ”

"Got it," Zhang Lan turned around and agreed loudly, "I'll go back." ”

The two patted their butts and came up the river embankment.

"Be careful, don't fall," Zhang Zongjun commanded in a loud voice, "Now the water is cold, and it's going to be troublesome to fall." ”

"Received," Zhang Lan nodded mischievously and asked, "Dad, is there something wrong with looking for us in such a hurry?" ”

"It's nothing wrong with you," Zhang Zongjun patted his son's head dotingly, "I found a set of test questions for your sister, let your sister try it out and see how the situation is." ”

"Cut," Zhang Lan scoffed at this, "That's it, not to mention my sister, even I can do it." ”

"You just, I know you're smart," Zhang Zongjun scolded with a smile and slapped him gently, "If you can do the fifth-grade questions, it will really hell." ”

"Don't believe what?" Zhang Lan was very dissatisfied that she was underestimated, and argued, "Otherwise, my sister and I will do this set of questions at the same time, and you can give us the right answer when you finish it." ”

"Okay," Zhang Zongjun agreed dotingly, anyway, it won't be bad for your piece of paper, so he should coax the child to play, "I don't expect you to score many points, as long as you can score 40 points, I will promise you a condition." ”

"Really?" Zhang Lan's eyes lit up.

"Of course it's true," After agreeing, Zhang Zongjun suddenly felt that something was wrong: it seemed that his son was also a little monster who couldn't be guessed by common sense? Hurriedly added, "But the conditions must be reasonable, and unreasonable demands cannot be made, and there is only one opportunity, and it will be invalid after expiration." ”

"Deal," Zhang Lan stretched out her little finger, "pull the hook." ”

"Pull the hook," Zhang Zongjun stretched out his little finger with a smile, "Can I still lie to you?" ”

"That's not good," Zhang Lan was very disdainful of her father, and turned her head and pulled over a certifier, "Sister, you can give a proof." ”

"Okay," Xiao Chenxi looked at the pair of living treasure father and son with kind eyes and smiled lightly.

Looking at each test paper with only one set, Zhang Zongjun made a difficulty: two people, only one set of papers, how to do it?

"This is easy to do," seeing that his father was embarrassed, Zhang Lan suggested, "Aren't there several sets of rolls?" Dad, you find us a few blank sheets of paper, and we don't write the answers on the papers, we all write them on the blank sheets. As for the rolls, we'll just take turns. ”

It's a good idea! Zhang Zongjun nodded approvingly, why didn't he think of such a simple thing.

When doing the test paper, Zhang Lan kept an eye on it, didn't dare to do it all right, and answered half of it so-so - helping the family to come up with ideas can barely be explained as a child's words, but if the children who don't go to school answer the fifth-grade test papers with full marks, then there will be a real big problem, and Zhang Lan doesn't want to be dragged out for dissection! A lot of good times and beautiful women are still waiting for me, how unjust it is to die here!

Xiao Chenxi didn't have these taboos at all, and picked up the pen and brushed it, and replied, without pausing at all, Zhang Zongjun opened his mouth on the side, looking stupid.

Looking at his son's crooked words like earthworms crawling, Zhang Zongjun finally felt that this son finally had one thing that was normal: at least this word, to be honest, his son's words were really ugly!

Look at her daughter's words again, Xiao Chenxi's words are not lacking in women's delicate and timeless, but there is a man's heroic atmosphere, and the whole font is delicate and timeless, and the iron hook and silver stroke are actually left on the back of the paper.

Zhang Zongjun suddenly wanted to commit suicide in shame, in vain he also claimed to be easy to write, and in turn, he was complacent, and now seeing his daughter's words, Zhang Zongjun felt that if anyone dared to claim that his writing was beautiful in front of him in the future, he would be able to go up and slap this guy without hesitation.

"How is this possible?" When the two children finished doing it and finished the answers, Zhang Zongjun looked at the two answers in front of him and was stupid, and his hands trembled uncontrollably: his son scored an average of 52 points, and his daughter was even more exaggerated, full marks!

"It's drizzling," Zhang Lan looked like a villain, "I played abnormally today, or I can get a perfect score, Dad, remember the conditions you promised me." ”

"You're still out of shape?" Zhang Zongjun couldn't cry or laugh, "I think you are a blind cat and hit a dead mouse." ”

Having said that, the shock in Zhang Zongjun's heart was really indescribable: how is it possible, Zhang Lan has not been to school for a day, and he can score more than 50 points in the fifth-grade test? You know, this guy has never been taught by anyone, or the girl taught him? Zhang Zongjun was a little skeptical, and he could only explain it in this way.

As for Xiao Chenxi, Zhang Zongjun was directly speechless: Did the family who didn't want Xiao Chenxi get kicked in the head by a donkey? Don't want such a genius?!

"How is it, Dad," Xiao Chenxi presented a treasure to Zhang Zongjun, "My daughter's grades are okay, right?" ”

"It's passable, it's too much," in the face of a few 100-point test papers, what else can you say, I believe that even the best teachers can't say anything.

"Hehe, that's good, people are still worried that Dad is not satisfied."