Chapter 127, three bowls of weak water
(Thank you Wan'er and the kind tip!) Boom! )
The liquor shops in the eastern suburbs of the Demon Palace are very lively, entertaining passing monsters to rest during the day, and adhering to the tradition of the Tilting Restaurant at night, killing people, cutting flesh and pouring blood plasma. The excess blood seeped through the obsidian floor tiles into the blood pool in the courtyard for the blood demon Huaiyin to cultivate and maintain health.
Because the demon world is mostly violent horns, when the blood moon is in the sky at night, the business of the liquor store is very good, and it can often be crowded, triggering one duel after another. Over time, this duel has also become a major feature of the shop, attracting more customers. Huaiyin, Tian Cui and others all went up to entertain and couldn't do anything, so Huaiyin made a few blood dolls and transformed them into beautiful women, and the customers were very useful.
As for the daytime, especially in the morning, the shop is much cleaner, and there are so many customers here and there.
Jiu Mingmei can be called the most lazy proprietress in history, and when someone comes, she comes to sniff it, and runs away directly when she has no taste. At night, the others were so busy that even the blood puppets were so tired that they were paralyzed into pools of blood, and Jiu Mingmei was busy in the shop in the morning for a while. Well, it's not so much busy, it's more fun.
Lying on the counter, his legs crossed, one hand supporting his cheek, and the other grape in front of him.
"Little Er, come to the altar of Xiangliu wine, fifty years old!" The Horned Demon is humane.
"Little Er, come to two catties of donkey demon meat, without green onions! Grandma's, Lao Tzu is the most evil onion and garlic! The leopard demon said.
"Little Er, put on three pots of blood, add some osmanthus juice, add some sugar, ask for brown sugar, and add some pepper. Add a little more...... "Tiger Head Ghost Demon."
The tastes of the monsters are really unusual. There were three or four guests sporadically in the morning, and all tastes were accounted for. Jiu Mingmei is licking the grape juice on her lips, sweet and sour, how can she be willing to put it down? She waved her hand, and a few plum petals floated from her fingertips. As soon as the petals landed, they trembled and turned into three two-foot-tall little girls in red dresses.
"Go!"
The girls got the order, and immediately took a step, swaying blindly around the counter. The wine jar, donkey demon meat, and blood jug were all prepared and sent to the front table.
The leopard demon ate the donkey demon meat. smacked a few bites, and even lifted the table: "His grandmother's, why does it still smell of green onions!" Lao Tzu knows, this is a black shop! "Say it. It rushed to the counter. His left hand grabbed the placket of the proprietress of her clothes. threatened: "Little girl, say, how to compensate Lao Tzu?!" ”
The tiger-headed demon is the same as the leopard demon. At this time, he threw three pots of blood on the ground together, crackling and shattering. The plasma splashed all over the ground, full of plasma mixed with the fragrance of sweet osmanthus flowers, and a little spicy.
"This black shop, no pepper at all!" The tiger head demon stepped forward, looked the proprietress up and down, and said with a lewd smile, "Big brother, this little girl looks good, it's better to ......."
Jiu Mingmei just licked the sweet and sour juice from the corners of her lips, and when she heard these words, she smiled "poof".
The horned demon was so frightened by laughter that he trembled three times, suddenly put down the wine jar, hurriedly rushed to the counter, put the silver two on the counter, and hurriedly stepped back: "Don't do my business, don't do my business~~" As soon as he retreated to the front table, he immediately turned around and fled.
The leopard demon smiled arrogantly: "Look, the horned demon has been scared away by us, little girl, you are obedient ......"
Before the words fell, I heard a miserable scream from the tiger-headed demon beside him, and the handsome right arm on the counter instantly turned into powder and shattered.
"This ......" The leopard demon Tete opened his mouth to reveal a mouthful of fangs that were shining sluggishly, and suddenly his arm was in severe pain, and the left hand that grabbed the placket of the proprietress and the entire left arm was shattered into meat powder before the blood could come out.
I saw Jiu Mingmei smile, her fingertips slightly, and those meat powders actually fell to the ground, but dangled around her fingertips a few times, and then landed in an old-fashioned pottery plate.
"Well, the meatball soup, today's lunch has been settled."
The leopard demon and the tiger-headed demon took two steps back, and when they saw that although the other party was a little girl, they were smiling very enchantingly, and they knew that they were not easy to deal with.
"You...... Don't be arrogant! The leopard demon said, "This and this...... We don't want this compensation! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The tiger-headed demon answered, "We don't want it, let's go ......"
"Let's go?" Jiu Mingmei raised her head and smiled, and some flames came out of her palm, "It's easy to settle for lunch, but the portion is not enough." It's not a good thing to wait for you to go. ”
The leopard demon beast's pupils turned, and he suddenly roared at the top of his throat: "Do you know who we are?!" ”
"Who your grandmother is, it doesn't matter who I drink the soup."
"You ......," the leopard demon said, "we are the Demon Beasts guarding the mountain, and we have been summoned back to the Demon Capital by Lord Demon Venerable, and if you dare to do something to us, you will be the enemy of Demon Venerable!! ”
The mountain of heels is mysterious and difficult to find, and there is no grass and trees on the mountain. The most important thing is that it is the burial cave of the Demon Venerable of the past dynasties, which is equivalent to the imperial tombs of mortal countries, but it is larger and more difficult to break than some small imperial tombs.
The place where the corpses of the demons of the past dynasties are displayed is also the most respected realm of the demon clan, and the demon venerable Xuanhu will hold a big sacrifice every hundred years, and at the same time of paying tribute to the demons of the past dynasties, it will also reward the demonic beasts guarding the mountain. Therefore, although guarding the mountain is a lonely job for 10,000 years, it is revered by the monsters.
There was a lot of movement in the wine shop, and there were more and more monsters who came to see the excitement, and as soon as they heard that these two were mountain guarding monsters, they all stood on their side. However, they also knew the power of the plum gods, so they only gathered outside, looking nervous, and did not dare to move.
A tall and handsome man in purple squeezed out of the lively monsters, and sat down comfortably, glancing at the stalemate in front of the counter, and said with a smile: "Early in the morning, this business is really lively." The drinks must be really good...... Meier, three bowls of weak water, no sugar! ”
The monsters couldn't help but look at the purple-clothed man and gasped. Weak water is a river from the southern realm of the demon realm to the yin to the poison, and if it is stained with a drop, even the bones and souls can be purified. Want to drink weak water? Crazy!
Jiu Mingmei smiled coldly: "Okay, I'll take the weak water here, and by the way, I will also pick up the wind and wash the dust for the two mountain guarding monsters." ”
She turned to the wine rack behind the counter and found a large black vat, removed the red cloth covering it, filled two bowls with a special wine bowl, and handed it to the leopard demon.
The leopard demon and the tiger head demon were frightened by the cold water juice in the bowl, and turned around with their teeth and claws and ran.
They tripped over something, and the two beasts fell to the ground in unison, and fell into the mud with a dog.
Feng Qianji stepped on a skull and said with a smile: "I just came back from Heel Mountain, but I have never seen such an unbearable mountain guarding beast. ”
Jiu Mingmei's phoenix eyes were picked, he took the soul search tower and left, isn't it, looking for a bone body suitable for Lao Jie? (To be continued.) )