Chapter 223: Scolding Battle

The west wind was fierce, Qi Jing stood on the city tower and looked at the west with clairvoyance, and put down his clairvoyance after looking at it for a while: "Sidi has set up camp." ”

Yu Long handed the clairvoyance to Qi Bao Bottle: "It is estimated that the wind is strong today, and the Xidi people want to recuperate, maybe they will attack the city tomorrow." ”

Qi Jing nodded: "It's also tomorrow, if you rest for a long time, you will inevitably lose your sharpness." ”

"That ......"

Yu Long glanced at Qi Jing, and Qi Jing smiled: "We will disturb them tonight." ”

Yu Long also laughed evilly, and Qi Baohua looked at the two of them and rubbed a somewhat stiff black face, trying to keep calm.

"Keep an eye on Sidi." Yu Long gave his deputy a few words, and then went down the city wall with Qi Jing to the palace to arrange.

As soon as Qi Baohua arrived in the back house, he drilled into the kitchen, took some of the ingredients available in the kitchen and made a table of good dishes with color and fragrance, and after it was done, he invited Qi Jing, Yu Long and Yun Yao over, and the four of them didn't say anything about the difference between men and women, and sat together to eat and talk.

After eating, Qi Jing and Yu Long were about to go to the city wall to guard, but Yun Yao stopped them at this time.

Qi Baohua was also very curious when she saw it, so she asked the girls to clean up the table, and she also followed over to see what was going on, and the three of them followed Yun Yao to the wing room, Yun Yao pushed the door and invited the three of them in, and called the peony palm lamp.

At this palm, the three of them were suddenly startled.

In this room, there were three huge things in the room that I don't know what kind of thing it was, and I don't know when Yun Yao did it, how could she make such a big thing with such a small body?

"What is this?" Qi Jing looked at it for a long time, but he didn't see a clue.

Yu Long and Qi Baohua also looked at Yun Yao with blank eyes, hoping that she could solve everyone's doubts.

Yun Yao smiled and raised her head to point to the sky: "Something that can go to the sky." Are you not going to disturb the Sidithians tonight who can't sleep peacefully? Use this, scold this in the sky, anyway, it's dark at night, and the Xidi people can't see anything, they only hear that there are people in the sky and on the earth scolding the Empress Dowager Li, and they will definitely feel that the **** behavior of the Empress Dowager Li makes the heavens angry, so. I'm afraid it's even more panicked. Maybe Ming'er won't have much of the heart to besiege the city. ”

Yun Yao said it so easily, others were not easy at all.

"Divine?"

Qi Jing's narrow phoenix eyes looked Yun Yao up and down, although he felt in his heart that Yun Yao should not joke about such a big thing. But I still can't believe that Yun Yao has such a ability.

What kind of daughter-in-law did he marry? Qi Jing couldn't help but vomit in his heart, he could go to the sky without looking at it for a while?

Qi Baohua originally planned to touch the object, but when he heard Yun Yao say that he could take people to the sky, he fell to the ground before he could stand firmly. When she fell, she still fell forward, and Qi Bao was afraid of smashing such a precious object. I turned my body and threw it back, and this time I fell, almost breaking my waist.

Yu Long was even more shocked, his eyes were about to burst out, and his mouth was even more open. The throat creaked and creaked.

It took a while for Yu Long to come to his senses, and he forced his mouth to close his mouth: "Sister-in-law, I haven't read any books." Don't lie to me. ”

Qi Baohua also nodded: "Sister-in-law, this matter can't be a joke." ”

"Who's kidding?" Yun Yao blinked her eyes: "It's just the simplest machine that can walk in the air." Look how scared you all are, it's really useless. ”

Yun Yao thought, if a **** makes a plane or a spaceship, what will these people in the family have to be scared of?

"How do you fiddle with this?" When Yun Yao and Qi Bao were talking, Qi Jing had already sat on top of that thing.

Yun Yao went over to give him a careful explanation: "This is the best fool model to operate, even fools can operate." ”

Qi Jing glanced up at Yun Yao and took Yun Yao's words to heart, but secretly made a note for Yun Yao, thinking that after Xidi withdrew from the army, he would definitely settle accounts with Yun Yao.

Yun Yao's heart trembled when Qi Jing saw it, and she didn't know why, she always felt that her heart was empty, and she couldn't be down-to-earth.

She forced a laugh: "Hehe, don't look at me, hurry up and see how to operate." ”

Qi Jing nodded, looked at it and wrote it down: "This is indeed not difficult. ”

Qi Bao watched from the side and also learned, and was about to be transported out to try to take off, but Yu Long was frightened, and immediately came over to stop Qi Bao, and did not ask her to go to the sky under his nose.

Yu Long and Qi Jing worked together to transport out the tools that could fly, discussed for a while, and called a few literate and clever lieutenants to come over, and introduced them to how to use the flying machine.

In the back garden, Qi Jing asked a few lieutenants to try the flying machine, and then gave them a megaphone, and agreed with them when to take off and how to scold in the sky over the Sidi military camp.

After these people were settled, Yu Long went to the city wall again to gather the gossipy and scolding women and men who had been found from Yangcheng, and told them to all wear masks, even if these people stood opposite, they didn't know who was who.

In this way, the megaphone was sent down, and Yu Long whispered: "Now that Xidi is besieging the city, if the eaters can't repel the Xidi people, this whole Yangcheng is afraid of being more auspicious, you have lived in Yangcheng for generations, and the family is all there, if Yangcheng is broken, the family will be ruined, for the sake of our parents, wives and sons, please don't be afraid of damaging your reputation, and give the general a strong scolding, the more ugly the scolding, the better, the more varied the better." ”

After Yu Long's words were finished, a man wearing a grimace mask said: "Don't worry, Lord Garrison, we are the most scolding people in Yangcheng, and we usually like to find something to scold individuals, but everyone is a little bad in the township, and now scolding these barbarians, where will we save effort, when I came, I ate three bowls of rice at home, and brought tea, and I will never complain if I scold for a day and a night." ”

A woman also said: "Lord Garrison don't worry, our sisters will definitely expose all the ugly things about Empress Dowager Li, so that she has no face to see people." ”

"Okay." Yu Long clapped his hands and told these people to stand on the city tower, and when they were ready, Yu Long asked people to light three fires on the city tower, and for a while, the fire was lit.

As soon as the fire was lit, a huge voice like thunder was heard in mid-air: "You are so bold that you dare to commit a place protected by gods such as Da Zhou, and you are not afraid of committing the will of heaven, so that your sins are unforgivable." ”

Immediately afterwards, another louder voice sounded: "Empress Dowager Li's **** court, disturbing the court, such a wicked woman will definitely not die well, and her soul will enter the eighteenth layer of hell after death, and she will never be able to turn over." ”

As soon as these two voices sounded, the people on the city tower who were about to curse were also frightened, and their timid legs were weak.

Yu Long hooked the corners of his lips and smiled, and clapped his hands: "It seems that God is helping us, even so, what are the villagers afraid of, give Ben Ke a strong scolding, scolding well, Ben will be rewarded." ”

"Okay." It was still the man who was bold before, and immediately picked up the megaphone and scolded: "The bitch raised by the Xidi people, you are all from under the crotch of Empress Dowager Li's crotch......"

The man's scolding, all the people who led to scolded, these people are all the most eloquent and the most scolding people picked out by Yangcheng, if you really want to scold, it is really varied, there is no one like the same, and many foul slang words are all on the battlefield, so that you can listen to a sentence with a red face and almost dare not listen to it anymore.

Their voices were not small, and with the power of the megaphone, and the direction of the wind tonight, it really reached Sidi's barracks.

When Huyan Dashuai and Empress Dowager Li were all alarmed, a woman was scolding how Empress Dowager Li seduced men in the harem to do those shameless things, and the talk was really wonderful, as if she was there.

This woman doesn't know what her background is, anyway, she likes to talk about such things, every sentence is not separated from how the Empress Dowager Li ****, every word is the Empress Dowager Li's prodigal nature, for a while, the Empress Dowager Li and this minister are in the garden, and at the same time, it is with the general how to use the posture of the old man to push the cart, and at the same time it is to lead a few handsome young men to try the Guanyin wax.

If it weren't for the fact that all these people on the city wall could have scolded people vigorously, they would have to stop and listen to this woman tell such an interesting story.

Don't say how Da Zhou is here, anyway, the soldiers at the end of Xidi woke up and were very scared, and then they were very angry when they heard the scolding words of Da Zhou, and they listened to this woman so auspicious and careful about the affairs of the Empress Dowager Li, and they all listened to it, and they couldn't care about anything, and they couldn't care about tidying up their clothes when they were wearing clothes.

There are also those who don't care about meat and vegetables, and they directly hold down their colleagues in the tent and oppress them.

Empress Dowager Li got up with her hair scattered, and she didn't even wear her clothes neatly, so she wanted to call the maid to come and serve, and when she heard these words coldly, her face was really angry, and she stood barefoot on the ground without caring about wearing her clothes, and she was angry and anxious and ashamed, and she was spinning around on the ground, scolding while turning: "How can this be reasonable, how can there be such a reason, the surname Qi, I am inseparable from you, but in this life, if I am in one day, I will uncover your skin." ”

She just finished scolding here, and a man on the city wall saw that the woman was talking happily, so he began to scold like this, he is a man, thicker than women, more unrestrained, dare to say anything, and what he says is not as elegant as the woman's speech, which naturally makes people listen to it and the blood is boiling.

When the Empress Dowager Li turned around and scolded, the man had already talked about the unclear things about the Empress Dowager Li and Huyan Dashuai.

It happened that Marshal Huyan was standing outside the tent and wanted to ask the Empress Dowager Li what to do, but when he heard this, his face suddenly turned red, and he didn't care about anything else, so he turned around and left.

Empress Dowager Li gritted her teeth angrily, slapped the table and said sharply: "Beat me, beat me hard, enter Yangcheng, you must enter Yangcheng, I want to slaughter the city, and the chickens and dogs in Yangcheng that I want to kill will not be left." (To be continued.) )