Chapter 313: Out of Season
He asked this question too personally, and the fox replied with a more personalized text message to him, asking him to see what he called different: "Sleep." ”
His reply again was as stupid as his own, and he even stupidly asked Ben how the fox could still text when he was asleep?
Isn't that possible? I don't know if this fox's current cultivation has reached a realm and become a refinement?
Can a fox who has become a spirit be like a fairy and can do a lot of things? Dreaming is just one of the functions.
Let's let this fox teach you: "Fox, I don't send text messages, I send dreams." ”
"Isn't it lonely?" Haha, as soon as I read his reply, I knew that he was poisoned by the Internet.
I don't know when the word loneliness became popular? Maybe it came out of the mouth of some guy who smoked?
"Brother is not a cigarette but lonely", or from the mouth of someone who knows how to play games all day long, "Brother is not playing a game, but lonely." ”
There may also be a networm from there, "Brother is not a computer, it's lonely." ”
In short, the Internet is a magical thing, and if you are not careful, this loneliness will become a lonely body.
Of course, this fox has been cultivating for many years, and his bearing capacity is extraordinary, and he has really not been overwhelmed by thunder.
In the eyes of this fox, a Buddhist, God has been dead for many years, let alone lonely?
So Ben Fox replied to him as a matter of course: "Loneliness is dead." ”
This stupid hunter is really funny, he even asked Ben how the fox died of loneliness?
Ben Fox really wanted to tell him that he was stupid. But it's too devastating to think about it.,With his personality, he has to ask and shout to warn Ben Fox.,Said that Ben Fox leaked his personal **.。
If you get entangled by him, it will be more than worth the loss. It's better to be tactful: "Killed by a hunter." ”
said that he was beaten to death, but at this moment, in the eyes of this fox, it is like a stupid death.
If a person is bored enough to kill loneliness, the situation is so sad that it is hard to imagine.
"Uh...... How did I not know? "He really thinks of himself as a hunter, how can there be such a stupid hunter? If hunters are so stupid, then the animals of the world are really blessed.
But how could he, as a hunter, influence the whole world? Hunters have always used shooting as a means of killing, and such a person may really only be able to wake up when his conscience finds out, and this world is owned by both humans and animals.
Alas, I'm sorry, Ben Fox's mind has gone too far, so reply to him with this: "You can only know when your conscience finds out." ”
What he didn't expect was that he thought that Ben Fox was a personal attack on him. It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people.
Ben Fox put you with the other hunters, and that's what keeps you out of the stupid ranks.
I didn't expect you to be a stupid hunter, since you want to be stupid to the end, then the fox has nothing to say, whatever you want.
Under the mood, Ben Fox didn't even want to reply to the text message. But after a while, his text message came again: "Is the bed warm?" ”
This stupid hunter, is it now thinking about what we just chatted about? It's just that I don't know if he has the courage to accept Ben Fox's provocation and fall into Ben Fox's trap: "Do you want to come back to sleep?" ”
"Well, it's too cold outside, my hands and feet are cold now, I'm afraid that if this continues, I'll get sick. Just came back to borrow the quilt to warm up. ”
Borrow a bed to warm up? Was he hinting? It seems that a pervert is a pervert, and he can't resist the slightest temptation of beauty.
This fox was a little uncomfortable in his heart at this time, but not to the last moment, this fox was not easy to draw conclusions to a person, now that I think about it, this fox was already a little reluctant to the hunter king at that time, right?
Since it's a cloth trap, this fox can't help but remember the story of the old man he told to this fox last time, haha, now learn to sell a fox is very good at it: "Have you carefully watched "Soldiers Coming to the City"? ”
Ben Fox knew that he would not understand what Ben Fox meant by asking, just as Ben Fox did not understand why he said that story, otherwise he would not have asked, "What?" See. What's wrong? ”
"When Vasily was a child, he was still lying motionless in the snow when he was hunting so cold, but you, a hunter, are too far behind, you can't stand the cold, and you still want to hunt foxes?"
The classic blockbuster "Soldiers in the City", Ben Fox has watched it many times, and I especially like the composure and calmness of the handsome guy Vasily, especially the scene where he has been lying in the snow since he was a child, every time Ben Fox thinks of it, it will appear.
Thinking about him at such a young age, lying in the snow and not moving, how can this kind of attachment be done by ordinary people? This kind of preoccupied man is the most handsome.
"Alas, the fox is too cunning, it is out of season. I, the hunter, had no choice but to change with it. ”
Ben Fox really didn't expect him to be able to say such interesting things, it seems that this stupid hunter still has a lot of humor.
It's just that this fox really doesn't know.,Is there such an out-of-season fox? The answer I got from him was yes, because he became a jing, so a qiē is normal.
It's like an immortal being able to do a lot of things that mortals can't.
Although this answer made Ben Fox laugh, it could not convince Ben Fox, and it was simply nonsense, and he had to knock him with words: "Nonsense, the dog can't spit out teeth from his mouth." ”
"You think beautifully, if the dog can spit out like teeth in his mouth, I vomit every day, then it won't die."
Haha, laughing at Ben Fox. This stupid hunter is really stupid, and he can say such an idiot's words.
It seems that he is crazy about money, but it is pitiful, and he has dropped his eyes.
Since he wants to be a dog, let him go: "Haha, then you can vomit." ”
He didn't come back again, and Ben Fox came out of his room and went back to his room.
After washing his face, soaking his feet, and taking out his mobile phone, Ben Fox sent him a text message: "Look at you so cold, pity you once, come back to sleep." ”
The weather is really cold, just now from his room back to Ben Fox's room for such a while, Ben Fox's hands are almost frozen, but fortunately the hot water soaked warm.
This stupid hunter seems to be freezing outside every day, and he is stupid from the cold, let him come back to sleep, and he even asks if it is true or false? This is not the difference between true and false in the "Zhengda Variety Show" program.
It really makes people feel the urge to scold him: "Nonsense, come back and sleep together, lest you be cold." (To be continued.) )