Chapter 378: Sacrifices, Dead Cats, and Splashing Dung
Today is the day of Shanghui Jishan to pay tribute to Emperor Yu. Early in the morning, the sound www.biquge.info of carriages and horses was heard outside the house.
Xiao Han brought over three bowls of wontons. These days, the emperor has lost weight when he sees it, which makes her more and more worried.
"Your Majesty, eat this wonton!"
"Which bowl has no meat?" Ying Zheng stood up from the mat and thumped his waist.
Xiao Han reluctantly pointed to one of the bowls. These days, for the sake of sacrificial activities, the emperor has fasted for almost six or seven days. He was already tired from work, how could he continue like this?
"Okay, then eat this bowl!" He brought the bowl, sniffed it first, and ate it when he squatted down.
Xiao Han glanced at him, this appearance of falling down at every turn, isn't it just an old farmer?
Fusu doesn't have this problem, he is naughty, but he still pays attention to a little bit of the prince's demeanor.
Oh, I remembered Fusu again! He was like a butterfly flapping its wings gently, and when she was not aware of it, he shook suddenly, and then flew away, leaving behind some melancholy about spring and love.
Fusu, can I still catch you?
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"Xiaohan, you eat too! One bowl of Yingzheng is enough! He squatted on the ground and didn't forget to greet people.
Xiao Han picked up the bowl, thought about it, and stumbled down, saying that, this posture is actually quite difficult. The two of them pouted and ate their wontons definitely looked like a rooster and a hen.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sneer, and the melancholy just now suddenly dissipated. She experienced this change, but she really didn't understand how people's emotions could change so quickly.
"Laughing at what?" Ying Zheng asked with a spoon.
Xiao Han covered his mouth, thought for a while and said, "The emperor looks like an old farmer when he eats!" When it was time to eat in Xianyang, many families squatted at the door with bowls when it was time to eat, and every household was like this, it sounded like sucking a gust of wind!
Ying Zheng also smiled, only when he talked to her, he was so relaxed.
"If you don't become an emperor, you will be an old peasant,...... That seems to be okay, you accompany Yingzheng! ”
Xiao Han didn't squeak, she lowered her head and blew the hot air in the bowl seriously.
"Huh? Xiaohan, why does yours seem to be more fragrant than mine? She didn't take the stubble, he had to take the initiative, and he poked his head out to smell it.
Xiao Han raised his head, glanced at him and said: "Mine is meat, mutton and green onion filling, this was not originally made for me, it was used to deceive the emperor to eat, it seems that he can't be fooled, so he has to eat it!" As he spoke, he picked up the spoon.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't eat! Don't eat! I don't eat it, and neither do you! Ying Zheng hurriedly stopped it.
Xiao Han put down the soup spoon and looked at him helplessly. She had been a vegetarian for several days because of her fasting. She couldn't stand it anymore when she kept worshipping the gods and fasting all the way. When she was not fasting, she let go of her stomach and ate meat, and she felt like a starving ghost reincarnated.
"Xiao Han, we must be sincere in worshipping the gods, since we were children, we have been so particular!" He said this very seriously, as if there was a god three feet above his head.
Xiao Han lowered his eyes and was silent for a while, so he had to apologize to the wontons in the bowl.
"Then I'll go boil two eggs! I don't let you eat this, you don't want to eat that, and the emperor is so wronged! She grumbled softly, then got up and walked away with the bowl.
Ying Zheng laughed hesitantly. He knew that she was complaining and wasn't really angry. Now, their relationship can accommodate a lot of things that were not tolerated before.
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The group put on a guard of honor and headed towards Huiji Mountain.
Meng Yi is in the same car with the emperor today. Generally, when there is something serious, Meng Yi is by his side. Now, Meng Yi has also summed up the rules, once he knows the itinerary of the day, he knows whether he wants to be in the same car with the emperor.
is also a man, he can understand the emperor's choice, such a dull long-distance trip, with a lively and active girl, it is indeed more pleasing to the eye. If it was him, he would. That girl is a little ignorant of the rules, but it's actually quite interesting.
"Huh, Meng Yi, why did this stop again?" The emperor asked. Just now, the convoy stopped for a moment.
Meng Yi said: "Otherwise, I'll go out and have a look!" ”
The emperor shook his head, opened the window of the car and asked Liang Chen outside: "What's the matter?" "Sacrifices are timely, how can you stop and go?
Liang Chen hesitated for a moment in panic before he said, "Your Majesty, just ......, something happened on the road!" ”
"The car broke down? Still is......? ”
"Your Majesty, it's not the problem of the car, it's the problem of the road, and ...... suddenly appeared on the road" Liang Chen looked embarrassed.
"What the hell is going on, tell me quickly!" Looking at his spitting appearance, the emperor couldn't help but be angry.
"Your Majesty, I don't know where so many ...... Dead Cat ......." At this point, he swallowed the words that followed. There are dead cats on the day of the sacrifice, and there are a large number of dead cats, which is always unlucky!
Ying Zheng was taken aback, and then his nose twitched a few times and pursed his lips. He felt a suffocation in his chest.
"The Emperor's ......"
This kind of thing happened, and Meng Yi didn't know how to explain it. This is the problem of Huiji County, a place with a particularly serious problem!
"Meng Yi," the emperor had regained his usual expression. "When you get to the place, call the county guard Yin Tong over and see how he prepared for such a sacrificial event?!"
Meng Yi nodded, and didn't say anything immediately, he had already begun to mourn for Yin Tong in his heart. However, as the responsibility of a courtier, he felt that what should be said still had to be said.
"Your Majesty, let's sacrifice first, the hour waits for no one, not to mention, the atmosphere of the sacrifice ......"
Ying Zheng didn't say anything, he was silent for a moment, but twisted his head to the side. Meng Yi knew that this was the permission, and Yin Tong could live a little longer.
As we walked, about a mile away, the car stopped again. Ying Zheng opened his eyes abruptly and looked at Meng Yi.
Meng Yi took a deep breath and said, "Your Majesty, let's go down and take a look!" ”
The emperor still didn't say anything, he just pursed his lips and looked at the car curtain that was lifted one by one.
Meng Yi sighed in his heart and jumped out of the car.
"Father-in-law Liang?"
Liang Chen was not there, and Zhao Gao, who was driving the car, pointed to the front, which was considered to be face.
Meng Yi had no choice but to go forward. As soon as he walked more than 20 steps, he saw a sergeant grab a half-grown child, and Liang Chen angrily asked the sergeant to take the child aside. But the boy bit the sergeant's arm and didn't let go, and the sergeant was also soft-hearted, and it seemed that he couldn't hit or shake off.
Meng Yi asked, "What's wrong?"
Liang Chen said: "Catch a few children who are throwing feces on the ground!" ”
Meng Yi said: "How big is this? Let's go! Leave a few people to deal with it, and wait for Qiang Fu and the three elders to come over! ”
Liang Chen had no choice but to agree to look in Wang Ben's direction. Wang Ben nodded, and then he got on his horse and ran over.
In fact, the main thing is to clean up the feces, if you don't clean it up, the smell will be ......, and the emperor will .......
Meng Yi got into the car and glanced at the emperor, obviously, the emperor was depressed and didn't want to ask anything. He had no choice but to remain silent.
When they arrived at the place of sacrifice, the officials of Huiji County had been lying on the ground for a long time. Seeing that look on the look, they knew what was happening on the road, and they all turned pale as if they were frightened.
The emperor didn't look at them, and walked straight forward with a straight face, and the county guard Yin Tong had to trot forward to guide.
The sacrificial ceremony was completed one by one. It seems that there is no leakage, but in Meng Yi's eyes, the whole ceremony is rigid and rigid, and there is no sense of sacredness at all, including the appearance of the ancestral hall being so nervous that it is about to collapse.
An hour later, a large group of horses came down from the mountain. The emperor had a tense face, and he didn't say anything along the way, and he even seemed to have forgotten about dealing with Yin Tong.
Meng Yi had to stretch his neck to look at Xiao Han, this woman's two eyes were staring at the front like a wolf, she was staring at Zhao Gao, and she looked angry. He shook his head helplessly and slowed his pace. When Xiao Han was wrong, he whispered, "Girl, go to the emperor's car!" ”
Xiao Han was stunned for a moment, Meng Yi would actually take the initiative to talk to her, and he said such a sentence!
She could feel that Meng Yi looked down on her, and she didn't expect him to look down on her, but he took the initiative to find her, which made her have an idea in her heart......, well, let's talk about this matter later!"
She nodded slightly, said "yes," and walked forward with a salute.
Every car is so the same, what she is looking for is Zhao Gao, and if she finds Zhao Gao, she will find the emperor.
got into the car, the emperor just glanced at her, didn't speak, and leaned inside.
She didn't speak either. Looking at everyone's faces, she knew what was going on, but she didn't know what was going on.
The car started, and the emperor suddenly said, "I want to sleep!" She let out a casual "um". The emperor naturally fell to her side, and it just so happened that his head rested on her lap. She froze, not moving her legs, but put her hand under his head, lest the rickety car disturb his sleep.
When his legs were numb, the car stopped, but Xiao Han still didn't move. At this time, he was sleeping soundly. However, while asleep, he clenched his fists tightly, which made her sigh.
"Your Majesty, it's time to leave the palace, get out of the car and rest!" It was Liang Chen outside who spoke.
"Hmm!" Ying Zheng was startled suddenly, startling Xiao Han. He looked around with a look in his eyes, which seemed to be a little broken.
Xiao Han sighed helplessly, this emperor was fooled, and he couldn't even sleep!
"Oh, I'm asleep!" He held his head in his hands and tidied it up casually. "I really don't want to get out of the car!" After speaking, he lay down, hugged Xiao Han's waist, and rubbed in front of Xiao Han's arms. At this time, he was a little cheating, which made Xiao Han think of Fusu again.
"Get off! Get out of the car, this girl is hungry! This time, she didn't indulge him. Just now, I really looked at him pitiful.
"Well, you ruthless woman!" He hesitated, sat up slowly, lifted the curtain and shouted: "Meng Yi, pass Yin Tong and the others over, deal with it immediately!" (To be continued.) )