"Bang Bang!"

The kung fu cat jumped up, its front paws were like hands, and its hind paws were like legs, and it was a burst of output in the air against Chen Dezheng.

"You're paralyzed!"

Chen Dezheng was full of confidence before, but the reality is cruel, the bastard of Kung Fu Cat is really moving, and a thousand pigeons are not opponents. Under the powerful output of the kung fu cat, he had no power to resist, and the pigeon head was kicked by the kung fu cat, and in the process of flying upside down, he could only scold a sentence. In the process of flying upside down, his consciousness broke away from the pigeon's body, and the next moment the familiar feeling of vertigo came, and the transformation and return began.

"Meow!"

The kung fu cat landed lightly on the roof of the building, watching Chen Dezheng's pigeon body fall into the darkness, it proudly raised its cat head under the moon, opened its cat mouth, and made a cat meow at the moon. At this moment, it was as if it was not a cat, but a tiger, roaring at the moon

Chen Dezheng was sitting in front of the window, in a daze. It's past ten o'clock in the morning, and the sun is climbing towards its highest point.

"Uncle Dezheng, Uncle Dezheng, the weather is so good today, let's go shopping, the toy store was very good last time, you buy a toy for Xiaoxiao!"

The little niece, Chen Xiaoxiao, sat at the end of the bed and said while playing with the Tyrannosaurus rex model.

"Okay."

Chen Dezheng yawned and replied, I don't know what happened, I felt very tired when I woke up in the morning, a bit like the sequelae of the first few deformations. It stands to reason that a low-intensity deformation like last night's should not feel tired when you wake up today, and even last night you can continue to deform twice.

"Could it be that I was beaten by that kung fu cat, and the sequelae are more serious than usual?"

He secretly said in his heart, and then shook his head, although the kung fu cat is powerful, compared with the transformation mechanism, it is not a level at all, and there is no reason why the kung fu cat can affect the transformation mechanism.

"Hey, Uncle Dezheng, this model has edible written on its belly! Can this model be eaten? Let's just cook this Tyrannosaurus rex at noon! ”

Chen Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up and stared at the belly of the Tyrannosaurus rex model, as if he had discovered a new world, he kicked his calves with both legs, and ran to Chen Dezheng's side to show the Tyrannosaurus rex model to Chen Dezheng.

When Chen Dezheng heard this, he shook his head again and again, he had predicted before that if the bear child saw the product logo on the model's stomach, he was very likely to be deceived into really taking the model to cook. The little niece is not a bear child, and is extremely smart, the little niece is fooled, but she can think of other children.

"The model is plastic and can't be eaten."

He took the model from the little one's hand, then got up and put it on top of the closet. This place, with Chen Xiaoxiao's current height, can't reach it even by stepping on a stool.

"Oh, Uncle Dezheng, Xiaoxiao understands."

The little guy looked at the model on the top of the wardrobe, rolled his eyes, and said yes.

"Xiaoxiao, have you been learning to paint recently, your Aunt Nanxin's painting skills are good, you can go to Aunt Nanxin when you have time."

"Uncle Dezheng, it's Sister Nanxin, not an aunt! Also, Sister Nanxin is studying Chinese painting, I am studying sketching now, and I will learn oil painting in the future, we are different! ”

"Where's the piano?"

"The piano was boring, I played it casually a few times, and it scared those children, so I didn't learn."

"What about practicing calligraphy?"

"It's even more boring to practice calligraphy, I haven't paid much attention to it, so I took the first place, and those children don't play with me anymore."

"What about dance?"

"Dancing was so boring, there was a bad kid who wanted to bully me, I just gestured twice, and they walked around when they saw me."

“”

Chen Dezheng was speechless and took his little niece's hand and went out. Ms. Shan Xiaoyun went to attend the wedding of her classmate or friend's son today, and if she was at home, Chen Dezheng would consult Chen Xiaoxiao about the training class. He only knew that the little guy was going to the training class before, but he didn't have an in-depth understanding, and the conversation just now made him suddenly feel a little strange with his little niece who had been with him for several years.

Is this little guy a genius?

He thought as he could, and he was relieved when he thought that the little guy's parents were not ordinary people. The little guy's father, that is, his cousin Chen Huang, is simply the standard protagonist template in the popular urban fire. And the little guy's mother is also not an ordinary person, although he has only met his cousin once in the past two years, but his impression is indelible. After all, his first journey to become a sheep was ended by his cousin-in-law.

Cousin, he's in the United States.

Cousin-in-law, she is in the African savannah.

Little niece, she's by her side.

Regarding the education of his little niece, Chen Dezheng didn't continue to think about it, it was useless to think about it, let's talk about it when my cousin and sister-in-law come back.

"Uncle Dezheng, I want a cute model!"

"Uncle Dezheng, look, that sister over there has so long legs! Did I grow up with long legs like that? ”

"Uncle Dezheng, that little boy is so pitiful, he is so cold that his nose is runny, and his mother doesn't know how to dress him a little more?"

"Uncle Dezheng, you said that I grew up, is Uncle Dezheng still the way I am now?"

Who knows, most likely not. Chen Dezheng smiled, he raised his head and looked at the sky, the sun was shining, the clouds were light and the wind was light, today's weather was really good, it was indeed suitable for walking outside.

Half an hour, duck baby toy store.

Chen Dezheng was holding his little niece's hand and standing at the door of the store, the toy store was open, and there was no one inside. No, it's not that there are no people, it's that there are no guests, just the proprietress is alone, and she is still familiar with her dress, slippers and ancestral pajamas. He wondered if the shopkeeper would wash her pajamas every night, or if she would wear them for months. He felt that no matter how beautiful and beautiful a woman looked, not to mention that she didn't take a bath for a few months, she must have a smell on her body, and there must be a smell on her pajamas.

"Attack, Uncle Dezheng, let's go buy toys!"

Chen Xiaoxiao shouted, and at the same time, his left hand was raised high, and his eyes were shining and staring at the model shop.

"Attack."

Chen Dezheng yawned back, took the little guy's hand and walked into the model shop, and the female shopkeeper greeted him with a smile when she saw the two of them.

"Yo, regular customer, I'm here to buy a model again."

"Buy a model for the little ones."

"Children, I recommend the elf model, which is cute and beautiful, and can be used as a Barbie doll."

"Let's see what she likes, boss, let's see for ourselves first."

"Okay, no problem, take your time!"

The female shopkeeper was extremely enthusiastic, probably because there were only two customers in the store, him and Chen Xiaoxiao, and after he responded politely, he began to take the little guy around the store. Soon he noticed that there was a new product in the toy store, and the models that had some impressions from the first two times were not known whether they were bought or taken off the shelves.

When he reached the penultimate shelf, Chen Dezheng stopped, his gaze falling on a model. If you're not mistaken, it's supposed to be a model of a tree man, similar in shape to the one in the movie "The Lord of the Rings".

This tree man model has the same characteristics as the Tyrannosaurus rex model I bought before, that is, it is extremely realistic, just like it was cut out of the "Lord of the Rings" movie.

The reason why he paid attention to this tree man model was that an idea popped up in his head involuntarily, if this model was stewed with ginseng and chicken, would he have the ability to become a tree man after eating it? He had tested it before, and the transformation mechanism was ineffective against plants, but the tree man model in front of him made him have different thoughts at once, a little strange and a little weird.

Eating a pot of ginseng stewed chicken soup, no, it's a tree man stewed chicken soup, if the transformation mechanism really reacts, will it become a tree man or a chicken?

Chen Deshu?

Chen De Chicken?