Chapter 46: Transfiguration is a disease
"Sheep shaman, your body should be an old man, hiding in some primitive tribe, and it is consciousness that is attached to the sheep. There are no sheep in this area, and if you actually get a sheep, your spiritual ability should be very strong. I've been looking for clues about El Dorado lately, and since you're a shaman in this land, you should know some information about El Dorado, right? ”
"Huh."
Chen Dezheng shook his head, he was not a shaman of a primitive tribe on the African savannah at all, nor was he a prophet. He was just an ordinary Chinese who accidentally possessed the ability to shapeshift, turned into a sheep and was randomly released on the African savannah.
El Dorado?
El Dorado of the Incas? The remnants of the Inca civilization are in South America, and they have nothing to do with great Africa.
"I really don't know? Don't lie to me, I don't have a gun that is very powerful, but my marksmanship is very accurate, and it is not a problem to blow the horns in your head with one shot. Well, I believe you, I see your honesty in your eyes, you really are not lying. It's good not to lie, I learned some special tricks from my Chinese husband, especially in cooking. The penguin shaman I told you about in the Antarctic glacier was cooked and killed by my husband. ”
The woman on horseback smiled, as if recalling her husband's masterful cooking skills. As for Chen Dezheng, he thought of his cousin, and his cousin Chen Huang also had good cooking skills. In addition to his cousin, he thought of a lot. Daughter, daughter's uncle, Huaguo's husband, and her husband's superb cooking skills, these things make it easy for him to deal with the people and things around him one by one, and they are all people he knows, and they are all things that happen to him or even to him.
The wild blonde with a gun on horseback with a strange disease in front of her is really the sister-in-law that my cousin has been looking for, and is it really the biological mother of the little niece Chen Xiaoxiao?
Chen Dezheng can't be completely sure, because theoretically speaking, the offspring born of a cousin, a Chinese and an American, will be mixed-race, and although the little niece is quite delicate, she has no mixed-race characteristics at all, at least he didn't see it. Moreover, he still remembers the first time he met his cousin-in-law, who was a standard Chinese face and spoke an extremely authentic Trump.
At present, the only thing that can be determined is that his sister-in-law and the wild blonde in front of him both have the same strange disease, that is, every once in a while, their appearance and figure will change a lot.
Variation?
Deformation!
Suddenly, Chen Dezheng was stunned, isn't the strange disease of the blonde also a kind of deformation?
Transfiguration!
For a moment, Chen Dezheng compared his transformation ability with the blonde's transformation disease, he obtained the ability to become a corresponding animal by eating the flesh of an animal, not a change in the body, but a kind of soul out of body possession of a real animal or an animal born out of thin air, his soul is equivalent to being randomly still in a certain place on the earth. Every time you transform, it's like a dream, and when the transformation ends, it's time to wake up from the dream.
The blonde's deformation is very different, her soul is unchanged, her body is deformed, and she changes into another form again and again. Listen to the blonde, her transformation changes every once in a while, but there is a repeat point, and when you reach that repeat point, it will be a new round of transformation that repeats the previous round! Cycle, over and over again. Suppose a blonde has seven different appearances, and assuming that the interval between each change of appearance is one day, which is equivalent to seven days in a week, she has a different appearance every day for a week, and then repeats the change the next week!
Deformation, sure enough, is a disease!
Chen Dezheng figured out that the blonde was essentially suffering from the same disease as him, which was a strange disease, and it was this disease that could be called a superpower, a wonderful ability that ordinary people could not experience.
"Huh!"
Chen Dezheng couldn't help but raise his sheep's head and let out a sheep's cry to the sky, which translates into human language: My name is Chen Deyang, and I am in the African savannah!
"El Dorado is the lost land of Africa, rumored to be a closed and prosperous civilization thousands of years ago, I have no interest in gold, I want the legendary resin aggregate that can cure all diseases. I heard this information from my husband, and what he said to me was half true, and I believe it to be true. I had this disease, although it would have made me stronger without changing my appearance once, but it was not what I wanted. All I want is to be an ordinary mother and live an ordinary life with my lovely daughter. ”
The blonde on horseback smiled, and the gun in her hand suddenly raised, and it was a shot at the sky!
“BOOM!”
A gunshot rang out, and then something fell from the sky and landed right in front of Chen Dezheng.
This fickle woman!
Chen Dezheng's eyes froze, and the behavior of the woman in front of him just now reminded him of his cousin, neurotic, this woman was a little nervous like her cousin. Moreover, this woman is much more terrible than her cousin. He saw very clearly just now, the blonde didn't look into the sky at all, and with a single shot of his hand, he shot down a bird that happened to pass by!
This woman was farting for a long time!
"Sheep shaman, what I said is true, but that was what I thought three years ago, really, three years ago when I didn't leave my daughter, I really thought that." The blonde raised her head and shook her hair, the hair that was originally tied at the back of her head was scattered and shining in the sun, she lowered her head, looked at Chen Dezheng and said with a smile: "One day last year, I found that I not only love my lovely daughter, but also my handsome husband, so my wish is not only to become an ordinary mother, but also to turn my husband into an ordinary father." ”
"My husband, he is Chinese, he knows kung fu, very powerful. I remember the first time I met him, he jumped from the second floor like a god of war, and in less than three seconds he was able to deal with several gunmen. At that moment, he was taller than God in my eyes, and then he forcibly kissed me, and then I fell in love with him. ”
"Huh!"
Chen Dezheng shouted, meaning how the bridge is so similar to what is written in many urban novels, why can't he encounter that kind of situation.
"His surname is Chen, and he said that it was an ancient surname, and in a certain era thousands of years ago in China, there was another country called Chen, and he said that he was a descendant of the monarch of that ancient Chen State." The blonde whispered, a sweet smile on her face.
Old fart!
Chen Dezheng scolded in his heart, when the blonde said her husband's surname Chen, he had already determined that the blonde's husband was his cousin, and the blonde in front of him was the sister-in-law he had met several times, but each time she looked different, and it was also the sister-in-law that the cousin went to the United States to find! And the so-called Chen surname is ancient, inheriting the monarch of the Chen State thousands of years ago, which is completely a boasting thing!
It is conceivable that his cousin Chen Huang, just like the protagonist in an urban novel, came to the United States for the first time to save the United States as a hero, and then blew a with his background by the way, and then deceived his sister-in-law!
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