Chapter Twenty-Three: Something Inferior to Beasts

Isn't it as good as a beast? This terrier is so old. But really.

The fat man restrained the beast in his heart with great perseverance last night, and he was almost defeated by the beast.

However, it seems that winning is not a particularly proud thing?

The reason given by the fat man is that what happened to Lang Yuan in that state, what is the difference between it and an inflatable doll?

Well, the fat man has only seen pictures on the Internet occasionally, and he has no disdain for inflatable dolls in the slightest. Inflatable dolls are also very beautiful, they can also have feelings, and they are also worthy of praise.

However, the fat man still thinks that in the case of a living dragon and a tiger, it is better to have something happen to Lang Yuan in the case of consciously voluntary. I don't know if Lang Yuan is the first time, but my brother is the first time to change it! How can it be so irresponsible, unclear and completely gone?

After a while, Lang Yuan covered his face and jumped out again, grabbed his bag and rushed back to the bathroom.

It took quite a long time for Lang Yuan to come out in the sunshine, and he had already painted his makeup. During this time, the fat man did not move, and the rising sun shone on his face, and also on his sideβ€”there were no small trees around.

Lang Yuan walked over with flowers, sat on the edge of the bed, and reached out with a smiling face from the closest place to the fat man, "Tell me honestly!" What did you do to me last night? ”

"I saw what I should see, I touched what I should touch, and I did what I should do. Men and women, isn't that the same thing? The fat man explained lightly, and his tone was very disapproving.

"Blow, there is no color heart and no color guts, just like you!" Lang Yuan rolled his eyes and said disdainfully, "I'm not good?" However, you washed my coat, and you still have a conscience. ”

Brother co-author, that's the conscience! The fat man feels that being a person is a failure, "It is good on the surface, but in fact it is not necessarily." And what about the police, don't you know how to cover up the crime scene? You are my crime scene, similar to a car accident. ”

"You're just at the scene of the car accident, and then blow! Regret it, right? Why don't you give you another chance? Lang Yuan stretched out his little tongue and licked his freshly painted lips, his eyes were extremely seductive. Teasing the fat brother is actually a great pleasure for Officer Lang.

Not to mention, the fat man's Zen mind is immediately unstable.

"Don't provoke, the morning man is dangerous!" The fat man is about to pounce. Regret it? Who can tell. Anyway, things are already in the past, and it's useless to think about it. Give another chance? That must be excellent, this time it's alive!

"Then I'll give you another chance next time! Little boy, now my sister is hungry, let's go to breakfast. Lang Yuan may also feel that something is wrong. The big bed room in the hotel is really not a good place to chat. How many things can be done is more interesting than chatting.

It's dawn! The fat man got up and stretched, and put on the big sweatshirt thrown by Lang Yuan. Lang Yuan also put on a small coat, although there were still some stains on his chest, so he could block it.

"Hehe, you dare to live in a four-star hotel!" Lang Yuan flipped through the accommodation guide at the head of the bed to find out which floor the restaurant was on. The location of Haiqing Hotel is very good, although it is a four-star, the price is comparable to a five-star, that is, it is cheaper in winter.

"Of course, our first time, we can't be so-so." The corner of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he followed Lang Yuan out.

"Just gasp!" Lang Yuan walked gracefully, and seemed to be in a good mood.

The hotel is expensive, but it provides free breakfast or a dazzling buffet. After the fat man learned about it, he felt that he was really sorry for his stomach if he didn't eat back the five hundred yuan.

Lang Yuan is healthy and energetic, and the usual amount of food is actually not small, and this morning his stomach is empty, so he eats faster and more. Gradually, Lang Yuan realized that something was wrong, how did the fat brother eat? It seems unhurried, but the food is decreasing rapidly. Okay, with such a big mouth, a corner of the cake slipped in. The big mouth was opened again, and a tea egg slipped in.

Fortunately, the breakfast in the hotel is still open to the public, 38 yuan per person, the passenger flow is more, the food is rich enough, and the waiter is far away. Otherwise, the fat man eats this way, and the hotel is easy to call the police.

Whether there is a return to the house price, this is not very clear, anyway, the amount of five, six, seven or eight guests, the fat man eats a lot. After Lang Yuan was full, he sat there quietly and watched, while the fat man kept a good rhythm - one big mouth, another big mouth......

Lang Yuan also felt a little incredible. Why did you drink with the fat guy last night? Why did they open a house together? I almost made a big mistake...... I can't tell the difference between stupid and stupid! No, I want to be quiet.

After all, it was the first time that he didn't return home at night, and Lang Yuan was actually not as tough as he appeared. Now that I have no place in my heart, why did I spend the night outside in a daze? With a man who is not much better than a complete stranger.

At least, there's no ill-going feeling for this big guy. The character is trustworthy, there is a sense of security, and the character is a little lazy, but it can be regarded as bold and happy. Well, it's nice to be a buddy. Or maybe it's a girlfriend?

"Girlfriend, I have to go home." Lang Yuan smiled, his expression a little blurred. Or maybe you think it's a bit dangerous. Or maybe it's a bit dangerous to stay with a fat person for a long time.

"Oh, see you later! What? Girlfriends? "The fat man almost choked on bread. coughed several times before forcibly swallowing it in line with the principle of saving food.

"Well, I officially approve you to be my best friend!" Lang Yuan stood up with a smug face and came to the fat man's side.

The fat man wanted to stand up and send Lang Yuan away, but he just stood halfway up to the dining table with his hand, but Lang Yuan lowered his head and incense the fat man's neck with lightning speed!

Then, Lang Yuan twisted his waist and left!

What does this mean? The fat man froze there as if he was not standing, clutching his neck that had been sneak attacked, and this was a big crowd. Fortunately, everyone is busy, and no one pays attention here.

Well, it's a consolation prize. After a long time, the fat man sat down again, buried his head and continued to eat, and had to eat a few more thirty-eights.

After eating breakfast and going to the front desk to settle the bill, the fat man was still thinking about making change, but was politely told by the waiter, "Sir, you still need to pay another twenty-four yuan." ”

The handsome guy in uniform is off work, and the current waiter is a girl with a sweet smile. The corners of the fat man's mouth stiffened a little, "Is there a mistake?" Isn't it four hundred and eighty-eight days? I paid five hundred in advance and stayed for half a night. ”

"That's right, sir. You are staying in room 527. If you look at this table, this is the result of the ward round. You didn't use tea, coffee, alcohol, drinks, or sleeves, but you drank two bottles of mineral water, each of which cost only 18 yuan. Two bottles of thirty-six, a total of five hundred and twenty-four yuan. So you'll have to pay another $24. "The waiter was smiling, the Mandarin was very standard, he spoke very quickly and very clearly.

However, a girl with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, who said "no use of a condom" in a clever voice, always felt a little disobedient. It's useless, it's useless, why are you talking so loud? There were so many people around who looked at it, as if they were admiring rare creatures. Uh, brother doesn't like to use a condom, can't he? You have to take care of it!

The fat man looked at the table with the clearly marked prices. It's black, it's so black! A sleeve costs twenty-eight dollars. Well, the fat man doesn't know how much the outer cover sells for, but the mineral water still knows. I sent a 18.9-liter bucket of water for only ten dollars. A 0.5-liter vial here dares to "only charge 18 yuan"?

It seems that the next time you stay in a hotel, you need to carry a large bucket of water with you...... The fat man smiled a little embarrassedly, "I brought five hundred yuan, and I don't have any more, why don't I go back and send it to you?" ”

"No, sir. Swiping a credit card is also possible. The waitress's smile was still very sweet, probably seeing that this gentleman did not look like a person with a credit card, and changed her words and said, "Why don't you call a friend and ask a friend to deliver it?" ”

card, I don't. Friend, let Bai Qiang send it over? It's not a lot of money, but I can't explain it! Spent the night in a hotel in a daze? The people in the bar took the initiative to wipe the change, and this big hotel really doesn't do business.

"I'll send it back to you as soon as I can!" The fat man decided to take shelter for a while, turned around and hurried out.

The waitress probably hadn't seen Sleeping Overlord Jue before, so she hurriedly came out to chase after her, but was stuck at the front desk, "Sir, sir!" ”

The gentleman is long gone.

"Come on, why did this fat man go so fast?" The waitress subconsciously rubbed her eyes, and the hometown dialect came out.

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