Wang Dazhi walked all the way back to the classroom with a black face, as if someone owed him two hundred and five, he didn't say a word, and went straight to sleep on the table.

Doing a good deed stabbed him.

Wang Dazhi said impatiently: "What are you doing? ”

Xingyi Shan asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Wang Dazhi said angrily: "Don't you see that my face is full of anger? ”

"Filled with anger?" The hairy boy tilted his head and said in surprise: "Ash, do you want to make a big move?" Is it Ascending Dragon Punch or Ultimate Atomic Crit? ”

“……”

Wang Dazhi was asked by the hairy boy like this, and his heart was full of anger and suddenly couldn't vent, and he was all suffocated in the large intestine, so-

"Poof~"

A long voice echoed through the classroom.

He covered his nose with a good deed, and said in disgust: "Wang Xiaozhi, what are you doing?" ”

Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes and said, "Vent your anger." ”

Mao Zi realized: "It turns out that Xiaozhi's ultimate move is a shockwave." ”

Wang Dazhi was speechless.

During the end of class, Xiao Na suddenly brought him an ice cream and whispered, "Uncle Dazhi, this is what Teacher Ge asked me to give to you." ”

Wang Dazhi raised his eyebrows, glanced out the window, and found a figure in front of the window, he picked up the ice cream and planned to throw it away, however, when he raised his hand, he suddenly found that he seemed to be losing his temper as a child, he was stunned, smiled dumbly, and directly handed the ice cream to Xiao Na and said: "Xiao Na, I won't eat it, I'll give it to you!" ”

Cortana was embarrassed: "No, this is what Teacher Ge gave you." ”

Wang Dazhi pouted: "I don't like ice cream, besides, since she gave it to me, the ice cream is mine, what's wrong with me giving it to you." ”

Cortana laughed, "Thank you, Ash." ”

She picked up the ice cream and licked it in small bites, smiling happily, and Wang Dazhi once again fell on the table, sleeping for herself, outside the window, Ge Genying saw the scene, smiled helplessly, and left with a slight sigh.

"Hey, do you know you're going to take a monthly exam?"

Xingyi Shan reminded Wang Dazhi: "You took a zero egg last time, and you won't take another zero egg this time, right?" ”

Wang Dazhi retorted: "I didn't take the test last time, not the zero test, this time I'll let you see my strength, and I will let you know what the results of the top students are like." ”

Do a good deed pouted: "I hope you can pass thirty." ”

Wang Dazhi's face was flushed: "You...... Do you think I can't even score 30? You look down on people too much, just wait and see, I will definitely surpass you. ”

He was resentful in his heart, hum, just a small elementary school test question, can he stump him, a high-achieving student who graduated from Lan Xiang? He can get a full score every minute for everyone to see, so that they can know that Wang Xiaozhi is the number one student!

Time is in a hurry, and the time for the monthly exam has arrived.

Wang Dazhi is gearing up to meet his primary school monthly exam again, he is not worried about this, he has already prepared, and it is too simple to deal with the primary school exam.

The first subject is English, Wang Dazhi got the English test questions, he was immediately confused, looking at the twisted pinyin on the test questions, he tried to spell out Chinese, such as the translation of banana banana is Da Na Na, the translation of make is Ma Jiao, etc.

When he translated from Chinese to English, he was even more confused, grabbing his scalp hard, but he couldn't hold back a fart for a long time, and finally his eyes lit up, and when he saw the Chinese of "thank you", he happily wrote "sankeyaoweinimachi".

He was secretly happy in his heart: "Fortunately, I usually observe carefully and memorize the English read by others, otherwise I would not have been able to write such a difficult test question." ”

In the next English exam, he spent it completely sleepwalking, occasionally writing down a few Chinese characters in pinyin as English words.

After the English test, he finally no longer had the mentality of luck, and he no longer thought that the primary school test questions were a copy of his experience without difficulty, and he paid considerable attention to the next mathematics and Chinese.

While he was preparing, Xing Yishan suddenly asked, "Is it difficult to speak English?" ”

Wang Dazhi didn't speak, and silently threw his math textbook and Chinese textbook into the space of the lamp god, after all, he was a man who was hanging, how could he fall on the exam so easily?

At the time of the math exam, Wang Dazhi was a college student after all, and he could answer many math questions, but some of the questions were so weird that he didn't dare to write after thinking for a long time.

For example, this question: "Xiaohong wants to buy a pair of badminton rackets, the price in the store is fifty yuan, and she only has thirty-five yuan, Xiaohong thought for a while, and finally did not buy a racket, may I ask, how much did Xiaohong spend?" ”

Wang Dazhi frowned and stared at this question, muttering to himself: "It won't be so simple, there must be a trap in it, but I didn't find it, no, I have to review the question a few times and read through the questioner's thinking." ”

He struggled with this topic for a long time, and finally wrote tremblingly: 50-35=15 (yuan).

Another example is this question: "There are 25 desks and 20 stools in the classroom, how old is the teacher?" ”

Wang Dazhi was even more entangled, the math textbook he had hidden in advance was not used at all, he covered his head, his face was full of sorrow, he hesitated for a long time and didn't know how to answer?

Seeing that the time was almost over, he gritted his teeth and wrote ruthlessly: 25 + 20 = 45 (years).

In the end, he handed in the test paper without tears.

Doing a good deed again asked, "How is it?" Math is easy, right? ”

Wang Dazhi held his forehead and said in a muffled voice: "Simple." ”

Xingyishan pouted and said, "Nonsense, I obviously see that you answered a lot of questions incorrectly." ”

Wang Dazhi glared at Xingyi Shan and said, "You actually peeked at my answer, I want to tell the teacher that you cheated." ”

Xing Yishan said lightly: "Do you think the teacher will believe me to copy you?" ”

“……”

Wang Dazhi's tone froze, and he turned his head to sulk, I am a lamp god, and I am actually despised by a little child, how can this be reasonable.

After lunch, the afternoon language test began quickly.

Wang Dazhi is bored to do his questions, for him, the language is still a little simple, of course, it is inevitable to encounter some strange topics, which makes him dizzy.

For example, the examiner draws a straight line on the test paper and asks how to make the line shorter.

Wang Dazhi scratched his head, thought for a long time, and used his fingernails to pick off the test paper with half of the straight line, and looking at it like this, the straight line really became shorter.

Another question: "Can you guess what idiom is represented below, 12345609, 1256789, 1+2+3, 333555, 3.5, 510, 0246810, 3322, 111111, 0+0=0, 12345." ”

"Poof!"

Wang Dazhi almost didn't have a mouthful of blood spurting out, his eyes were teary, this question was also difficult, was he taking the primary school test questions, or was he participating in the strongest brain?

He cried helplessly: "Please let go." (To be continued.) )