Chapter 42: Tricking the Bottom
After "Qiu Laoqian" has no hay, he can still drum up white smoke, which makes Guo Kun feel very depressed. Walking quickly to the courtyard, the light man at his feet had already jumped to the roof: "Damn, I'm going to see how you make it." ”
When the people outside the house saw Guo Kun jumping onto the roof, Lu Chengfeng sighed: "It's wrong, it's not right to peek at other people's exercises, isn't this kid doing this now a big offense to his predecessors?" "At the moment, I was anxious to fidget in a wheelchair, and I wanted to go down to Guo Kun, but I was afraid of disturbing the masters who practiced in the house, so I was in a dilemma and had nothing to do.
Guo Kun carefully uncovered the roof tiles and looked down, only to see "Qiu Laoqian" enduring pain with a painful face. Looking at the smoke behind his head, Guo Kun almost fell off the roof without a smile.
Seeing that the hay in his arms was lost, he saw the oil lamp on the table, and took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, so he put the oil lamp on his back and lit a torn corner of the quilt, wet it and put it on top of the oil lamp.
This sudden limelight can make "Qiu Laoqian" happy, but the joy is too early, the oil in the oil lamp unconsciously flowed out and dripped on his clothes, and the flames on the lamp gradually shifted to him, and slowly Qiu Laoqian felt a strong burning sensation in his back.
But outside the window, there is a vote of people watching, so how can you get up like this? Desperately endure it, hoping to endure it like this. The expression on his face became colorful, which is what Guo Kun saw after going to the roof.
As the saying goes, fire and water are ruthless, this fire doesn't care what you are, what you see will naturally burn! The oil in the oil lamp dripped more and more, and finally it burned completely. "Qiu Laoqian" couldn't care about pretending to be forced anymore, jumped up and fell backwards, his back pressed against the ground, and finally put out the fire.
Outside the window, everyone suddenly retreated after being frightened, and then hurriedly pushed open the door to see how "Qiu Laoqian" was. As soon as I entered the door, I saw "Qiu Laoqian" sitting at the table seriously, shaking his shoulders constantly, looking at the oil lamp that had been placed on the table.
"Senior, what's wrong with you?" Lu Chengfeng asked with a worried face.
"Hmph, are you guys really going to die? I don't know if it's taboo to peek at other people's practice, huh! Qiu Laoqian's face was as black as ink, "Fortunately, the old man has profound skills, and he came to his senses in time after falling into the devil, otherwise wouldn't it be a big disaster!?" ”
"Yes, yes, the seniors taught me that the younger generations will never dare again." Lu Chengfeng and Guo Jing were sincerely afraid, after all, after watching these two performances of Qiu Laoqian, they had already affirmed in their hearts that he was a master among masters!
"Hmph" Jiangnan Five Monsters are arrogant, where can they stand the scolding of others? However, after all, they were wrong in this matter, and they could only hum in their noses, which could be regarded as expressing their dissatisfaction with him.
Guo Kun flashed in, touched Qiu Laoqian's back, flicked the scorching marks on the back of Qiu Laoqian's clothes with his hand, and asked in a fuss: "Senior Qiu, is that crazy what you looked like just now?" After saying that, he touched the scorched place again, "But why do you burn your clothes when you go crazy, isn't it?" ”
"Young people don't do this and don't respect the elderly! What's all the fuss about this, the world is so big that the old man practiced and went crazy, messed up his mind, and the body was on fire, liver fire, lung fire, spleen fire, and kidney fire, fortunately, the old man had profound skills, and forced the heart fire, liver fire, lung fire, spleen fire, and kidney fire out of the body, but in this way, the clothes were scorched! Qiu Laoqian is worthy of being an actor-level figure, and he doesn't blink his eyes when he panics.
"No, you're wrong! The five organs and five elements of the human body are lung gold, heart fire, liver wood, kidney water, spleen and soil, how can you say what lung fire, liver fire, kidney fire, and spleen fire, you are deceiving people! Guo Kun listened to the old boy's quibble and scolded loudly.
Qiu Laoqian's face turned red, "I met an expert after being talked nonsense", and his eyes rolled and said: "Young man, it's rude to ask others about the exercises, didn't your master teach you?" Just now it was just the old man's prevarication, but he won't understand, go back and let your master teach you well, don't come out and make jokes if you don't understand anything. ”
"Damn, this old boy dares to do this, Lao Tzu will not spare you!" Guo Kun said contemptuously: "Is that so? So how did I smell kerosene? ”
"That's what I accidentally knocked over."
"Yo, that's such a coincidence, it just happened to fall in your scorched place, haha"
"Boy, don't you believe in the old man's strength? Then let's compare and compare, see the old man teach you a lesson, come, now let you go to three tricks. ”
"Okay, a move! Solve you! ”
"Bang" Guo Kun punched the past and rushed straight to Qiu Laoqian's face, a heavy punch, Qiu Laoqian fell to the ground. "Hmph, the stinky boy's kung fu is good, if it weren't for the old man who just went crazy, how could you let you touch the old man like this if his strength was greatly reduced!" Qiu Laoqian's face was silent, but he was extremely surprised in his heart, he thought that he was just a milky kid, but he wanted to succeed easily, but he thought that his martial arts were extremely high!
"I won't fight with you, so that the old man will suffer from the inconvenience of his body after all, the boy will open your eyes to the old man and let you know what is a miracle! Convince you! After Qiu Laoqian finished speaking, he picked up a wine glass on the table, turned it between his hands, flicked his thumb against the rim of the glass, and saw that the glass was neatly cut around with a clang.
Lu Chengfeng looked at the two people in front of him and sighed. Arched his hand to Qiu Laoqianyi: "Senior Qiu is really a hero, this kung fu is really powerful!" Children are unreasonable, please don't remember! ”
Huang Rong looked at Guo Kun, who was abnormal today, and then looked at the old man with a pale face, and faintly understood, and a wicked smile appeared on his face.
Qiu Laoqian's kung fu obviously suppressed most people, but he ignored Guo Jing, who was standing beside him with admiration on his face, and his every move completely fell in Guo Jing's eyes.
"Senior Qiu, the ring on your finger is so powerful, it cut the porcelain cup in one fell swoop!" Guo Jing was still admiring Qiu Laoqian's ring, but he didn't realize that it was the old man who broke the cup out of Lao Qian!
"Ah" Lu Chengfeng, Huang Rong, Mu Nianci and others couldn't help but look at Qiu Laoqian, and they couldn't believe it, this old man actually did this, it was really shameless!
"Oh, so you're doing a ghost, hahaha" Guo Kun laughed proudly, "Are you really an iron-palmed floating Qiu Qianren?" It can't be a Roxibei cargo, right? ”
"Junior, how can you make a lot of nonsense!" Qiu Laoqian was furious, and then asked, "What does Xibei mean?" ”
"Stupid, Jia Bao" Huang Rong interjected and said with a grin.
"How dare you say that, old man?" Qiu Lao Qianqian was sweating profusely, "Look at it, let you know what is immortal!" After speaking, he pulled out the dagger on his waist, thrust it into his waist, covered his right hand, and laughed: "Hahaha, do you see it, this is the immortal body!" Invulnerable, King Kong is not broken! Who in the world is my opponent?! ”
"Senior Qiu, don't!" Lu Chengfeng watched Qiu Laoqian stab the dagger at himself, and thought that he was stunned by Guo Kun's anger. After looking at Qiu Laoqian's dagger again, he didn't feel hurt at all, and his heart was even more shocked!
"That's amazing!"
"Hmph, what's this! My husband and I can do that! A roar slammed into the roof and pressed down, filling the house with smoke and dust!
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