In this day and age, there is a lot of false advertising.

Chen Dezheng thinks that what is written on the stomach of the Tyrannosaurus rex model is a kind of false advertising, which is obviously the touch of plastic, and it is definitely not to be eaten. If you stew this Tyrannosaurus rex model in a pot of soup and eat it, the stomach pain will be mild, and you may have to go to the hospital for gastric lavage.

As an adult with an average IQ, Chen Dezheng trusts his own judgment, so after returning home, he directly put the Tyrannosaurus rex model on the top of the wardrobe to prevent the bear child from throwing the model into the pot and boiling it.

Just as carnivores don't eat grass, humans obviously don't eat plastic.

In fact, even if the Tyrannosaurus rex model is really edible, it is really made of dinosaur meat, and after eating it, he can really have a Tyrannosaurus rex phantom body, Chen Dezheng does not think that he can maintain the Tyrannosaurus rex form for a long time. Judging from the previous transformation experiences, the energy consumed per hour under the pigeon phantom body is significantly less than that of the fierce bull form, that is, the smaller the volume of the phantom body, the longer the deformation endurance, the larger the phantom body, and the shorter the battery life. He felt that with his current soul strength, he could become a Tyrannosaurus rex and hold on for three seconds at most.

"Uncle Dezheng, you must take me to the park next week, otherwise I'm going to be angry! Uncle Dezheng, good night! ”

After nine o'clock in the evening, the little niece came to knock on the door to say goodnight, Chen Dezheng nodded in response, closed the doors and windows, and lay on the bed while staring at the Tyrannosaurus rex model on the wardrobe while thinking about the phantom problem. In fact, he didn't think the phantom body was very grounded, and he preferred the term shapeshifter.

At present, he has two types of shapeshifters, one is a pigeon and the other is a cow, and both of them are very simple to obtain, both are obtained by eating. Chen Dezheng believed that if he wanted to have other shapeshifters, he could find the flesh of that creature and eat the flesh of that creature.

Meat from poultry and livestock, such as chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cattle and sheep, is easy to manage, and can be bought in any vegetable market or large supermarket, but as for wild animals such as eagles, falcons, bears, tigers, leopards and lions, they belong to the state's protected animals, and it is illegal to engage in these animals, and it costs a lot of money to get the meat of these creatures. In short, the meat of state-protected animals is not good, and in terms of fish, the policy seems to be lighter, and the meat of large marine creatures such as sharks and whales should be relatively easy to buy.

"Pork is excluded first, I'm not interested in being a second senior brother. Mutton is also excluded, and even the fiercest goat cannot win against the fiercest cow. Dog meat can be bought, but I don't want to become a dog, a Chinese pastoral dog, and let someone else do it. ”

"Become an eagle and soar between heaven and earth, from Hulunbuir to Pampas, and from Pampas to the Sahara. Then it flew across the Atlantic, made a strong landing in Northern Europe, skimmed over Scandinavia, and after peeing over the Baltic Sea, landed in Central Europe, gliding over Mount Olympus with the most ferocious attitude. I spread my wings above the Alps, leaving a bird droppings for the people below, and by the time they began to search for me, I was already on the shores of the Mediterranean, enjoying the sun and the sand and the beautiful women. ”

Chen Dezheng's thoughts were flying, as if he had really turned into an eagle with infinite endurance, traveling around most of the world. After letting out a breath of great enjoyment, he opened his eyes and returned to reality. There is no way, and it is almost impossible to get the meat of a powerful falcon. If you turn into a dove and go falconry, you are not a falcon, but a falcon.

"Qian Baobao, that girl is rich, I don't know if that girl has a way to get eagle falcon meat, so I helped that girl once, it shouldn't be too much for her to help me once."

He thought of the girl who jumped off the building, and Qian Baobao might have a way to get the falcon. In fact, he also thought about Nanxin, since the last night flight saw the gliding cat and the girl named Zuo Jing kung fu fight, he has been extremely sure that Nan Xin, like Zuo Jing, is a special talent with kung fu. It's just that he doesn't want the girl next door to know that he can turn into a pigeon and a fierce bull for the time being, and compared with kung fu, this kind of thing is still a bit appalling.

"Large marine predators such as sharks and whales, if you don't think about it for a while, even if you can turn into sharks or whales, you can't last a few seconds. In particular, whales, the largest creatures that currently exist on Earth, may not change for a second. ”

"That's it, the next step is to turn into an eagle falcon and find a time to ask Qian Baobao."

Chen Dezheng made a decision in his heart, everything was based on reality, and the third morph was selected as the falcon, not an owl, but a grassland predator, the earth eagle. Vulture or something, he didn't think about it, even if the vulture has a good predatory ability, Chen Dezheng doesn't look like a vulture, that doesn't fit his aesthetics.

The deformed body, first of all, has to echo his Chen Dezheng's aesthetics!

Time passed quickly, and before he knew it, at ten o'clock in the evening, Chen Dezheng yawned, and was about to sleep, but suddenly it was dark in front of him, and the familiar bedroom disappeared from his eyes, and at this moment there was only a starry sky in front of him. And above the starry sky, two shape-shaped bodies have been hooked together, a pigeon on the left and a fierce bull on the right.

"Phantoms, please choose."

It was that voice again, and it sounded like his own.

This time, Chen Dezheng chose the fierce bull, the first few times were pigeons, although he also enjoyed an extraordinary transformation journey, but the pigeons are still a little too weak after all. Although he was shot by the cowboys in the southern hemisphere the last time he turned into a fierce bull, he did not feel sorry for it, and in the end he launched the most courageous attack on the cowboys. Therefore, this time, Chen Dezheng wants to incarnate as a fierce bull and take a different trip to the grassland. And he believes that this time it must be a trip to the prairie where you can indulge and run freely.

"Fierce Bull Transformation!"

Chen Dezheng roared in his heart, a wonderful feeling came, his consciousness fused with the fierce bull phantom body, and after letting out a high-spirited bull cry in the illusory starry sky, he rushed to the light gate leading to the unknown region!

"Moo!"

It was a little dark, definitely not daytime.

Chen Dezheng has a bad feeling that the dark night means that there is not much difference between the time zone where Shu is located, that is to say, there is not much difference between it and Shu in longitude. When he raised the bull's head and saw the dim lights in front of him, the bad premonition intensified.

He stayed in the countryside when he was a child, and he saw the scene of the villager killing pigs, and he suddenly felt that the scene in front of him was somewhat similar to the scene of the villager killing pigs. Although I have never seen a scene of killing a cow, it should be similar to killing a pig. There is also a very important point, Chen Dezheng clearly feels that he is being restrained at this moment, and there are several thick hemp ropes tied to the cow's body!