Shan Xiaoyun, Shan Yunyun, the difference of one word.

The former is Chen Dezheng's mother, and the latter is his cousin.

Who is Shan Yunyun, Chen Dezheng can't say clearly, in his memory, the image of Miss Shan Yunyun has always been tall. At least before he went to college, Miss Shan Yunyun was a little taller than him. Shan Yunyun is the daughter of her uncle, a scholar, and a rich scholar. He still remembers that sometimes, Shan Yunyun's behavior will be more bizarre.

For example, when I was nine years old, I ran to the mountains alone, saying that I wanted to find a great immortal in the mountains to apprentice. Another example is when I was sixteen years old, I spent a summer vacation wandering around Europe alone. For example, when he was eighteen years old, Chen Dezheng's uncle wanted to get engaged to Miss Shan Yunyun, and Shan Yunyun slapped the engaged partner in front of everyone at the engagement scene, and after slapping him, he took out his laptop and played some small videos related to the engaged partner.

What Chen Dezheng remembers most is that his cousin bought a lottery ticket in her sophomore year and won three prizes in a week, with the distribution of third prizes, second prizes, and first prizes, each time more than one time. In other words, in addition to the relationship between her uncle's family, Miss Shan Yunyun became a millionaire at the level of four million in her sophomore year by buying lottery tickets. Then, she lost another four million in a week, and four years later, now, she is the CEO of a media company.

Cloud Media, Chen Dezheng remembers that it seems to be this name, it seems that when Shan Yunyun founded her media company, he also invited him to participate in the ribbon-cutting ceremony, he was busy traveling to Tibet with Nanxin, and he gave Shan Yunyun a hand. After all, in this world, Nanxin is the only woman he Chen Dezheng can't release pigeons.

How is the development of cloud media, Chen Dezheng is not clear, strictly speaking, he and Miss Shan Yunyun have not met for almost a year, and the last time they met was during the Spring Festival. After a hurried farewell, I heard that in order to expand her business, Miss Shan Yunyun took the team to Africa to engage in materials.

Now, is Miss Shan Yunyun finally back?

"Uncle Dezheng, Uncle Dezheng, get up quickly, your cousin Shan Yunyun has a treat tonight, and I ask that you must come to her house before two o'clock in the afternoon, otherwise she will beat your ass!" Outside, I remembered Chen Xiaoxiao's knock on the door, and almost at the same time, Chen Dezheng's mobile phone rang.

"Come to my house for dinner tonight and discuss going to Southern Province."

It's Nanxin, the Nanxin of the house next door, and Nanxin said that he would discuss going to Nan Province tonight.

"Okay."

Chen Dezheng replied with a word, he had nothing to say, the reality was such a coincidence, just like the recurrence of the conflict a few years ago.

How to choose?

"Cousin, you know how powerful Nanxin is, I can only pigeon you once tonight."

There is no need to think much, Chen Dezheng made a choice, if he can't win Nanxin, then it's best not to let Nanxin pigeons. As for the single cousin, in addition to a higher IQ, sometimes the behavior is a little strange, and there seems to be nothing to be afraid of, so you can release her pigeons casually. Of course, it was not Chen Dezheng who deliberately released the pigeons, but the time conflicted. On one side is Nanxin, on the other side is cousin, on the other side is love, on the other hand is family affection, Chen Dezheng thinks that if you choose love first, your cousin will definitely not take it to heart.

"Uncle Dezheng, I'm going to break in!" There was another knock on Chen's door outside, and the little guy said that he would forcibly break in.

Chen Dezheng twisted his neck, got up and went out, picked up Chen Xiaoxiao and walked to the living room.

"Son, did Nanxin also make an appointment with you at night?" Ms. Shan Xiaoyun had already prepared lunch and asked while putting her chopsticks.

"It's my mother, I guessed it accurately!" Chen Dezheng smiled and put the little guy on the stool.

"Conflict? Uncle Dezheng, what should you do, do you want to pigeon your single cousin? The little guy grabbed the chopsticks, his little face was full of surprise, and he opened his mouth to come.

"What cousin Shan, it's your Aunt Shan!" Chen Dezheng gently tapped the little guy's head with chopsticks.

It's also a little strange to say, according to the seniority, Chen Xiaoxiao should call Miss Shan Yunyun her aunt, but in fact, every time the little guy sees Miss Shan Yunyun, he will never call her aunt, no matter how Miss Shan Yunyun coerces and seduces, the little guy will only use one title, that is, 'Uncle Dezheng and his cousin'. And when calling other people, such as Miss Shan Yunyun and her father, that is, Uncle Chen Dezheng, the little guy will call uncle. Among the relatives and friends of the Chen family, the only one who treats the little guy differently is Miss Shan Yunyun.

"Son, what should I do, your cousin just came back from Africa, and I heard that there was an African tour program that sold a lot of money. This time, I want to see you by name, and I say I'm going to get you drunk tonight. ”

"Mom, do you think your daughter-in-law or niece is important?"

"Of course it's a daughter-in-law! Although the niece is a niece, she is married out after all, and the daughter-in-law is married in and wants to live together for the rest of their lives. ”

"Isn't that easy?"

Chen Dezheng replied, is there still a choice? My mother said so, the daughter-in-law is more important, and she can only be Miss Yunyun at night.

"However, you know your cousin's character, and you still have to go to her house after dinner, and you can meet her."

"Uncle Dezheng, don't be afraid, I'm on your side, I'm the same as you, I prefer Sister Nanxin!"

“”

Chen Dezheng buried his head and took a big bite of the bone, and it was at this time that he noticed that it was not pig's trotters that were stewed at noon today, but bone broth.

Sheep?

Goat?

Antelope?

Sheep?

In an instant, he thought of the transformation mechanism, and now that he has eaten mutton, will it not be long before he can have a mutton transformation body? Become a sheep and graze in the fields, on the high slopes of the loess, or on the prairie?

"It's not unacceptable if you can become the BUG-level goat in "Simulated Goat"."

Chen Dezheng thought of the goat in the game "Goat Sim", which is a goat that does not abide by the laws of physics and has strong vitality and destructive power.

"If the transformation mechanism does work, I hope to become a slightly more awesome sheep. I don't want to be a sheep and kill a wolf or a lion on the prairie or something. If I, Chen De, become Chen De sheep, I must be the overlord of sheep, the king of sheep! ”

At half past one in the afternoon, the third ring road and one western-style house community in Shudu.

"Cousin Dezheng, you are finally willing to come to see my cousin!"

As soon as the door opened, Chen Dezheng was hugged by a tall woman before he could speak, and at the same time he heard some sharp repeated screams from the room.

"Cousin Dezheng!"

"Cousin Dezheng!"

"Cousin Dezheng!"

The thing barked and flew over.

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