Feel the bright sunshine and smell the fresh air.

Lin Fan's heart was so refreshing at this moment, and he finally came out, but what made Lin Fan hurt again at this moment was how to get rid of these people in front of him.

"Soldier, what is your name, follow me in the future, and ensure that you will be prosperous, in the hands of Li Yu, you will not be productive for a lifetime." Gong Minghui patted Lin Fan's shoulder and said, and then gently touched his chest, "If you listen to me with that punch, the force will be greater, do you say it?" ”

Lin Fan smiled and nodded,

Now there are 25 Shenhao points, and a Shenhao laxative.

Cathartic?

At this time, Lin Fan had a flash of inspiration, yes, how could he forget this thing, and looked outside through the car window, it is still in the suburbs, sparsely populated, surrounded by trees, and running smoothly.

"System, give them all Shenhao laxatives."

"Okay, honorable host."

Shenhao laxatives, formless and tasteless, are thus dispersed by the system into their mouths and noses and inhaled into their abdomen.

"Lin Fan, you will follow me in the future, I, Gong Minghui, see that you are a talent, and I want to cultivate you well, and take you into the country's best army in the future." Gong Minghui said.

The soldier driving the car was also envious when he heard this, "Instructor, we all begged you to take us in, but you didn't agree." ”

"Go, you're not home yet." Gong Minghui said.

The soldier who drove the car pouted, we can't do it, but the prison guards of Stanley Prison can still do it.

"Poof......."

At this moment, under Gong Minghui's buttocks, a fart sound suddenly sounded.

Suddenly, the smell in the military off-road vehicle became extremely stinky.

Gong Minghui's face changed, and then he spoke, "You fart, why don't you say it, I don't know how big the impact is, why are you still stunned?" Open the window quickly, you're all smoked to death. ”

The soldier who drove the car opened his mouth at the moment, he couldn't say what he was suffering, and he was shouting in his heart, I really didn't put this fart, but the instructor said that it was himself, what else could he do.

Lin Fan expressed helplessness about this, this Nima is also a pit. At the same time, he also expressed deep sympathy for the soldier who drove the car, and when he met such an instructor, he could only bear a little.

For Gong Minghui, how can this fart be admitted in front of his subordinates, and he can't admit it if he is killed.

"Oops, instructor, I have a stomachache." At this moment, the soldier who was driving suddenly said, slamming his foot on the brake and clutching his stomach.

"Why do you have so many things, one will fart, one will have a stomachache, endure it, and then talk about it in the city." Gong Minghui said, and then patted him on the shoulder, "Remember, this is the best time to hone your will, if you are in the enemy area and this situation suddenly occurs, what should you do?" ”

The soldier driving the car had a flushed face and a twisted buttocks, obviously unable to hold it back.

"Poof......."

At this time, Gong Minghui farted again, his face also changed, his stomach turned over the river, and the chrysanthemum instantly contracted, as if there was an unknown object about to rush out, and his face was extremely ugly.

"Wait, get out of the car and go to the toilet, this stomach ache is not a trivial matter, and it may not be good for your health to endure it." Gong Minghui forced himself to say this sentence in one breath, and then immediately opened the car door, looked left and right with his legs between his legs, and ran inside.

And the soldiers on the military truck behind were also like this, and they couldn't hold back.

Lin Fan burst out laughing, it was so funny, in just a few dozen minutes of contact, he also saw that this Gong Minghui was a joke.

Later, Lin Fan also found a pen and paper to write the content, which roughly meant that he had something to do, and he would report it himself after a while.

Although this is a little unreasonable, but whatever he does, at least he will not let Gong Minghui go back to find himself because he suddenly disappeared.

And in the grass at the other end, Gong Minghui squatted in the pit, and his heart was also all kinds of unpleasant, what the hell is going on today, obviously he has read the calendar, with his birth date, he obviously travels smoothly, but now this, not only did he lose face in the game, he came back halfway, but he also had diarrhea, which .......

Lin Fan has been hiding on the side of the road, and this is the way back to the city, if he is touched halfway, he will not be able to run away, when Gong Minghui and others went to the toilet and left, Lin Fan also patted his buttocks, smiled, swaggered against the road, and walked towards the city.

Looking at the surrounding scenery, it is so beautiful, the air is so fresh, and life is so beautiful.

In such a scientific society, I have a system, that is, a superman, an invincible superman, in a dream, too irritable, without experiencing the beauty of life.

This time you have to enjoy it.

"Hey, respected host, this system feels the confession in your heart, it's really gratifying, you can think like this, and you're on the right path." The system said, and his heart was also in tears.

As a Shenhao system, is it easy to do it yourself? No personality, no dignity, no salary, no holidays, just shout, get out if you have nothing to do, when the system does such a job, it is also the only one.

Is it easy to teach a host to walk on the path of God's glory? It's not easy.

"Needless to say, if I don't understand a dream, it's not in vain." Lin Fan pursed his lips and said.

"Hey, hey." The system smiled lewdly.

"Didi, Didi, ......."

At this time, there was a continuous roar of cars behind him, and the sound of the engine could be heard from afar, as low as the roar of a beast.

Lin Fan stood in the middle of the road, tilting his head, this road is far away, I am afraid it is a little unrealistic to run back by himself.

Then Lin Fan put both hands in the middle and stopped in the middle, the meaning was very clear, either he would not stop, or he would kill Ben Shao, choose one of the two, whatever you choose.

As Lin Fan expected, the red sports car stopped, and then the horn was also pressed wildly.

But Lin Fan was unmoved, it was useful to honk the horn, so he didn't leave and wanted to take a ride.

A sweet-looking girl in the car, her heart is messy at the moment, her eyes are like a volcano erupting, and she rolls the window, which is scolding.

"You're insane, what are you doing in the middle of the road? Don't hurry up and give way to Aunt Ben. ”

Although Zhang Caiyue was very angry, she didn't dare to get out of the car, for fear that the person blocking the road was a flower thief.

"Honorable host, trigger the one-star mission and take the car back to the city."

"Mission Reward: Unlimited Balance."

"Quest Punishment: Luck is reduced to the extreme, and any tragedy can happen."

Hearing the task sound prompted by the system, Lin Fan was overjoyed, special, it's finally here, unlimited balance, it's really an unlimited balance, it's really amazing.

With money, the road of pretending to be forced has officially opened, no, it is the road of Shenhao.

Lin Fan gently shook his short flowing hair, and looked ahead with deep eyes.

"Girl, you can't be so short-tempered, I have little to say."

"Say your sister, give way to Aunt Ben and Grandma quickly." Zhang Caiyue gritted her teeth angrily, and scolded angrily.

At the same time, Zhang Caiyue's heart is also fluttering, steady, must be steady, as long as it is fierce, the other party will definitely be afraid, in Zhang Caiyue's heart, the person in front of him, either touching porcelain, or robbing money and lust.

Lin Fan smiled, and then walked leisurely, his chic body was popular among thousands of girls, but in Zhang Caiyue's eyes, it was so terrifying, as if a disaster was coming.

"Don't come here again, come here again, I'll hit you." Zhang Caiyue grabbed the steering wheel with both hands, and if the other party didn't stop, she immediately rushed over.

When Lin Fan heard this, he also showed a smile that he thought he was a gentleman.

"Sister, don't be nervous, I'm a good person, I'm just discussing something with you."

"You don't want to come here." Zhang Caiyue's eyes were black, she stepped on the accelerator with one foot, and ran rampantly.

"I've got a ......."

Suddenly, Lin Fan's frightened little face turned white, his body moved, and he instantly avoided it, and the red sports car passed by with a snort.

"Damn, don't go, this is a young task."

In the car, Zhang Caiyue was short of breath, her chest was also up and down, beating hard, she looked in the rearview mirror, and the person behind her jumped up and down, and the corners of her mouth also showed a smile.

Hmph, tease Aunt Ben, you're still far away.

But in the next second, Zhang Caiyue's face was even uglier than crying.

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