The bald man took the order, and just after leaving for a while, there was a noise outside.

Then, when the pig god saw the skeleton roaring towards him, he slammed into him with a furious head.

"Good time!" the pig god shouted, leaping forward, then dodging the skeleton's impact.

"Close the door, I'll let this grandson go up in the dust. After the pig god finished speaking, he chased after the skeleton.

The bald man took the order and ordered his men to close the door tightly and carry the sledgehammer to follow.

Seeing this, the skeleton hurriedly fled in all directions, and the pig god snatched the skeleton's sledgehammer and smashed it down one by one.

For a while, the pig god's room was "crackling", lively and lively, and from time to time there were angry shouts and scolding of the pig god.

"Oops, my medicinal wine", "Fuck, dare to slam Lao Tzu's dragon whip, I have to smash you to death!"

The monsters outside listened to it, and they were busy staying away, this skeleton was powerful enough, and it actually bullied the pig god so embarrassed.

A quarter of an hour later, the joy of the pig god's victory came from the room, "Okay, you hold on, I'll kill you." ”

The bald man was terrified, "Lord, master, you, you have seen it..."

"Don't worry, I'm the thief. ”

After that, the pig god said "phew", rubbed his hands, and smashed down the skeleton that the bald man was pressing with both hands.

"Ahh

The voice was earth-shattering.

The pig demon standing outside couldn't help but think of the figure of the bald big brother running in the sunset, and shed tears.

No, the bald brother is still screaming, not dead.

"Ahem", the pig god said embarrassedly, "I'm looking at the thief, looking at the thief." ”

As he spoke, he gave up the sledgehammer and continued to chase the skeleton that took the opportunity to escape, not forgetting to order: "Outside, come in one." ”

No one answered, and at the moment when the pig god spoke, all the monsters left.

The pig god was helpless, and ordered the bald man to drag the stump and keep scratching the skeleton in the house, and finally forced him into a corner.

"I'll see where you're running this time!" the pig god laughed and slammed his hammer down.

"Boom", the stone wall was smashed out of a big hole.

As for the skeleton, it was smashed to pieces, and the demon fire in its eye socket was extinguished.

The pig god breathed a sigh of relief, "Lao Tzu can kill you when you are alive, and Lao Tzu can still kill you after you die." ”

He turned to the bald man with a swollen hand and a weak hand, and said, "Take some money, save it in the restaurant, and the master will reward you." ”

The bald man's grief was swept away, this is for him to buy spiritual power!

The bald man happily agreed.

......

Not long after the pig god left, the little maid who was waiting for the city lord came to say that the doctor had come to see a doctor.

The black girls immediately put down their work and came to the outside of the restaurant, where they saw the witch doctor helping the city lord out and sitting on a wicker chair to bask in the sun.

"How's that?" asked the witch doctor for the rest of his life.

The witch doctor bowed his hand to Yu Sheng: "Congratulations to the shopkeeper, your little aunt is happy." ”

Although this sounds awkward, I don't care about it for the rest of my life.

"Okay, good!", Yu Sheng said hello three times in a row, I didn't know what to say, I just stayed where I was and was happy.

"Congratulations to Shopkeeper Yu. The horse took a step forward and said loudly as everyone was immersed in joy.

Only then did Yu Sheng react, "I like it, I like it, haha." ”

Bai Xingxing They also came up to say goodbye, and the black girl had already stood next to the city lord and went to look at the city lord's stomach.

"Shopkeeper, this is a great event, don't we have to be lively. "Ye Zigao suggested.

"Yes, it's lively, it's more lively than yesterday. "Yu Sheng said that yesterday was just a guess, but today it has come true.

At this time, all the maids in the inn, the pig aunt in the back kitchen, and the walking corpse idiot all heard the sound and came to say hello to the rest of their lives.

The rest of his life listened to the joy of joy, and only came to his senses when he saw the black girl actually touching the belly of the city lord.

"Take it away, take it away", he stepped forward and patted the black girl's hand away, "Daddy hasn't touched it yet, it's your turn?"

"Huh", the brunette pouted, "I'm going to be his godmother in the future." ”

"Go aside. Yu Sheng said and squatted on the ground and put his hand on it, "You are still a godmother, why don't you be an old godmother." ”

"Old godmother?" the brunette looked at herself, "Am I that old?"

"It's not small, it's a thousand years, right?" said Yu Sheng, and he really felt that his little aunt's stomach was a little different.

"There you have. The brunette nodded.

"It's been more than a thousand years, it's not what an old godmother is, wait for me to give you a bottle, so that you can taste what it's like to be an old godmother. Yu Sheng said.

For the rest of his life, he happily wanted to put his ear on his belly, but was slapped away by the city lord.

Yu Sheng got up with a smile and said to the black girl: "It's not me saying you, you haven't been a mother for more than a thousand years, and you actually rub your mother." ”

"Look at me, I'm a father before I am twenty. The rest of his life smirked.

The black girl's teeth itched, and Fu Nan told Ye Zi: "How happy is the shopkeeper, it has become very... Cheap?"

Ye Zigao nodded in agreement.

Only Bai was happy and indifferent.

He looked to the east, and at the moment he laid the dead, his heart was dead.

"Flash aside. The city lord couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked away the rest of his life, "Don't dangle in front of me." ”

"Gotcha", the rest of my life was busy dodging.

He said to the black girl who gritted his teeth and cut off, "Quick, bring out the box of money brought by the pig god, and everyone will be rewarded." ”

Yu Sheng said to Aunt Zhu again: "Go, buy more vegetables, the restaurant will hold a banquet today." ”

"Yes", Aunt Pig responded, but still stayed where she was, waiting for the reward money to go again.

Ma belly watched from the side, and saw that he couldn't take care of himself for the rest of his life, so he said goodbye and left.

Now he has to go back and get the money, save a card, and pick a good treasure to come to the banquet again.

"Shopkeeper", after everyone was almost gone, the witch doctor said: "There is something to pay attention to. ”

When Yu Sheng heard this, he smiled and asked nervously: "What's the matter, the child can't be..."

"The fetus is fine, but you also know that this is not a mortal fetus..."The witch doctor said half of the words, and the rest of his life can be understood.

Yu Sheng nodded, it makes sense, this is a little dragon girl, what if she is like Nezha.

"It's good that my mother is here, she is more experienced. Yu Sheng said to the city lord.

Thinking of this, he took out the mirror, looked back and forth, tapped his index finger lightly, but there was no movement, and squeezed a drop of blood on it, but there was still no movement.

In desperation, Yu Sheng shouted: "My mother is the number one beauty in the world of the King of the Eastern Wilderness!"

The mirror surface is like a lake, with a circle of ripples, "The king of the Eastern Wilderness of your mother, the old lady's seat was robbed by the stinky loach!"

"No, how can I scold myself? Fuck, it's a mess. "The rest of his life is talking to herself.

Without waiting for the rest of his life to speak, he asked angrily: "What's the matter, the old lady is worried." ”

"Uh, so angry?"

"Nonsense, roasted by nine suns, me..."The former Eastern Wilderness King stopped.

I think that she was also the master of the four wildernesses in the east, west, north and south, and she couldn't scold here for the rest of her life.

"Wait, my mother will roast your three-legged chicken sooner or later. For the rest of his life, his mother could only scold the three-legged black to relieve her anger.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the former Eastern Wilderness King impatiently for the rest of his life.

"Just ask you, when you were pregnant with me..."

"I'm tired of my mother, you stayed in my mother's belly for three whole years before you came out. "For the rest of his life, his mother was angry when she talked about this.

For the rest of his life, he dared to love him as Nezha's generation.

"If it weren't for you, the old lady would have gone to the Northern Wilderness to find Bingyi to settle accounts, and it would be his turn to rescue the stinky loach?"

For the rest of his life, his mother continued to chatter.

"Ahem", Yu Sheng interrupted her, "Bingyi was killed by me." ”

"Hey, my mother's temper, who let you kill him, I still want to keep him to pull the car. The rest of his mother said angrily.

Yu Sheng wanted to hear her praise a few words, but yes, she did something wrong.

"Forget it, if you die, you will die, and in the future, the old lady will use the three-legged black chicken to pull the cart!"

I don't know, I thought she had imprisoned the three-legged black.

Seeing that she was pulling the topic farther and farther away, Yu Sheng hurriedly pulled it back, "Continue to talk about your pregnancy?"

"What is there to say, the old lady should conceive you as soon as possible, wean you early, and you will not end up like this. ”

"It's also strange that the loach in the candle yin, his mother will hide, and he actually hid it in the place where the fish at the bottom of the Dongming Sea doesn't, so the old lady didn't find it. ”

Dongming's mind moved for the rest of his life.

He remembered that Si You's people asked him to get the qin, and the place he said was Dongming.

"In the final analysis, it's still your dead ghost daddy, there are a lot of flashy moves, but it's not over... Ahem..."The rest of his mother braked in time, "grandson, you know too much." ”

For the rest of his life, these things are not what he wants to know.

Also, what kind of age is he?

"But it's okay, it's not an egg, otherwise the old lady will have to hatch. The rest of his life said with emotion.

"By the way, your mother... Bah... What the hell is going on? I actually paid attention to your mother's eggs. The rest of his mother said.

"You're a human, not an egg!" Yu Sheng emphasized before he said, "My daughter-in-law is happy." ”

"Your daughter-in-law?" puzzled the rest of his mother.

"Just my little aunt. ”

"Your grandma, I thought you had changed your mind, and said that my sister-in-law would become, what is your daughter-in-law, I really can't get in touch with you. ”

In the past, the two sisters were commensurate with each other, but the identity of a daughter-in-law suddenly came to me, which was really uncomfortable.

I covered my face again for the rest of my life, what kind of age am I, no, what the hell is this generation, no, what the hell is grandma!

"Why are you scolding your mother?" the rest of his life could only ask.

"What!" the rest of his mother didn't answer him, but exclaimed.

"My sister is happy, I have a grandson!haha, haha..."

The rest of his mother laughed three times, "You three-legged black chickens are waiting, the old lady's children and grandchildren are endless, and sooner or later they will roast you and eat them." ”

I want to cry for the rest of my life, how can I become a fool?

He wanted to say sorry to his daughter.

"My sister is not around, let me talk to her. The rest of his mother said.

"It's your daughter-in-law. "Correct her for the rest of her life.

"It's all the same, it's all the same. The rest of his mother said impatiently.

"This is different! In the future, your granddaughter will call you grandma or aunt?" asked Yu Sheng.

"Hmm", the rest of his mother muttered for a while, "Isn't it old to call grandma..."

"You're an old woman!"

"Who do you say is the old woman? Tell me the fuck!" said Yu Sheng's mother angrily.

"I said my mother. Yu Sheng said calmly.

"I'm your mother!

Yu Sheng's mother paused, "Forget it, I can't scold your mother, let your daughter-in-law, my sister-in-law, and my grandson and his mother speak." ”

"Okay", the rest of his life put the mirror next to the city lord.

The city lord froze, hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "What should I be called?"

It's messy, it's messy, and the whole generation is in a mess