"After that, we swept away Boris's possessions and came back from a super difficult journey, and then, my father sent new officials to take over Brettes. Xiaoshui also got the opportunity to study at the Heumann Academy because of their merits in protecting the princess and handing over Boris's property. ”

Emmmmmmm

That's a long enough story.

There are many details in it that are supplemented by a few people.

After all, everyone's mentality at that time is only known to themselves.

However, what Batu cares about most is.

"Who added my father's perspective?"

It stands to reason that they didn't know what their father did at that time, how could they describe it so clearly?

"Well, it must have been added by your mother, when she spoke, my father was next to her, and her face was green. ”

is worthy of being my mother, so she will pick up the tiger whiskers of the king at will, this courage is really incomparable to other princesses. I really want to see her, why did I set her to die in the first place, alas, people are cheap and easy to ask for hardship.

"Princess, it's almost time for dinner, and I'm going to cook. ”

The story was told for a whole afternoon, and everyone's stomachs made a "gurgling~" sound.

In particular, Yi Shui was the loudest, like a giant beast roaring in the canyon.

In other words, she seems to have eight-pack abs.

Stare at~

"What, are you curious about my body? Pretty, little ghost. ”

Yi Shui was quite casual, and directly pulled the hem of his shirt open, revealing his bodybuilder-like belly.

"Poof!"

Nosebleeds erupted at the same time as the inflamed heart and the new night.

Oh, this is really a big nerve to a certain extent, the character of the tsundere has changed a lot, and the personality of the female man has really not changed at all.

"Hehe, Yi Shui is the most attractive kind of human being, but it's a pity that it's a girl, otherwise I would have wanted to marry her. ”

Nia looks like an old driver, indeed, the stronger the male is the more attractive in the orc aesthetics, which means that Cap and Atlas are the handsome guys among the orcs.

"Impossible, I won't marry anyone in my life except my heart. ”

“？？”

Wait, this young lady, your speech is very problematic, let's not talk about sexual orientation, how did you get attacked by my sister to the point of getting married.

Batu wanted to speak, but thought that if he told the story again, he was afraid that dinner time would have passed, so he simply shut up.

"Miss Theo's face is not very good. ”

Corinna, who was still attentive, noticed the fleeting sadness when Theo left just now.

"No way, after all, Okita is her bodyguard, in fact, she is also the child brought up by Okita. ”

Oh, I almost forgot, Theo is the princess of the Texas wolf clan, which means that the children of Okita still have a story.

I don't want to hear it.

Batu scratched his ears, he would get tired of listening to the story for a long time, and he couldn't sleep listening to cross talk if it wasn't cross talk.

And these stories sound outrageous.

Since it's open to Yan Xin, why don't you open it to the end, if you want me to write it, at least Okita will survive, and that creator god, this book about the story of orcs doesn't have this kind of setting, where did it come from?

A large amount of information is running in the brain, which makes Yan Batu's lower abdomen ignite a flood of power.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom. ”

I just listened to the story and drank a lot of black tea, and now I'm going crazy.

It's like when you go to the movies, you can't help but drink a lot of Coke, and you want to go to the toilet after drinking, but you don't want to miss the movie, and you end up holding back for two hours.

The bladder is about to burst.

"Toilet, turn right in the hallway, etc., I'll go too. ”

Nia took Batu's hand and pulled her to the toilet together, she had just drunk a lot, after all, she didn't have much of a role in the story, and there was nothing to add to the people who were basically in a coma throughout the whole process.

No, that, old woman, which toilet are you going to take me to?

Fortunately, the toilets of Heuman College are divided into men's and women's toilets.

In fact, Batu originally thought that Nia was going to take him to the litter box, and when he saw the normal toilet, he could only hate his ignorance, who said that the feline family would definitely use the litter box.

Elsewhere Batu didn't know, but the fact that the toilets in the entire palace were bidet toilets, and flush toilets, was a novelty, because in this world that relied on magic, it was strange that people invented such things based on physical principles.

At least he didn't describe the existence of a flush toilet when he wrote the original book, which is a common problem for most fiction writers.

The protagonist never goes to the toilet.

"Oh, it's alive. ”

Batu washes his hands and then dries them with a handkerchief.

The washbasins in the men's and women's restrooms are shared, so Nia also happened to come out to wash her hands and bump into Batu.

"Hehe, how about it, the toilet I invented is very convenient~ There is no other place, I only pushed it to the palace and the academy. ”

“... You, can I pry your brain open?"

"What, little prince, why do you have such horrible thoughts?"

I just want to see if you have Edison in your head, even if you invent Thomson, you can even invent the toilet, you can say if you have traveled through the future!

"There's no way, we orcs can't use magic, I don't have a beast soul, and I don't have combat power, doesn't it seem that my existence is very weak if I don't do research?"

That's right, the original opportunity for the invention was to be able to be of some use in this small team, the Southern California cat fox in Nia, which is not a fighting race in itself, is so small that it is only larger than the rabbit, and she can't even beat Corinna. So Nia changed her mind, it is better to become a scholar who studies other than magic, Heuman College is a very magical place, not only the teaching of magic, but also electives on physics and chemistry, but most races will not choose these courses, because almost no one takes these courses, so Niya's physics teacher and chemistry teacher spend a lot of time on her, even if she is an orc, but being able to impart her knowledge is also a pleasure as a teacher.

What's more, Nia was very smart, and soon got a master's degree in physics and chemistry, and a doctorate in mechanics in the second year. She is also the only orc doctor in the history of Heuman Academy.

No, I have to find a way to get this old woman under my command.

Compared with Yan Xin, Batu obviously understands the significance of Nia research, just like when you took out a machine gun and swept Guan Gong down in the Three Kingdoms era, Nia's small brain is worth more than 10,000 people.

It can be said that it is not an exaggeration to say that the world of those who have gained access to Nia.

However, Batu didn't think much about it.

That is, to invent mobile phones, computers, airplanes, tanks, rockets, aircraft carriers, and so on.

Not too much.

Uh-huh.

Yan Batu nodded, and performed a deep hypnotis on himself.