Chapter 44: Goats Don't Eat Grass
"Cousin, shall we have a long talk tonight?"
"Cousin, I have something to do at night."
"What could be more important than my cousin's plan on the cloud?"
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"It's Nanxin? Cousin Dezheng, it's not that I'm not optimistic about Nanxin, but there is indeed a certain gap between Nanxin and you, I have found someone to calculate, you are not suitable for finding a childhood sweetheart to marry, that person is a master, and the calculation is very accurate. The fish beauty and the dragon beauty in my company are different, they are both better than Nanxin. You don't know them yet, but I have my cousins here, and you can meet them whenever you want. Cousin Dezheng, why don't I let the fish beauty and the dragon beauty come now? Hey, cousin Dezheng, don't go, let's continue to talk about the cloud plan."
Chen Dezheng forcibly escaped, and he was a little worried that if he stayed any longer, he would become as neurotic as Cousin Yun. Although Cousin Yun in my memory is sometimes very strange, it is definitely not strange to reach this height, most of it is because I went to Africa to do program materials this year, and I was stimulated by something.
In the living room, he looked at his mother and his little niece, Chen Dezheng went out, and when he walked out of the community, he seemed to hear the voice of Cousin Yun coming from the atrium of the community.
"Sister-in-law, what do you say is good about Nanxin, so that Cousin Dezheng recognized her"
The sound was blown by the wind.
Chen Dezheng smiled, although he had never seen the fish beauty and dragon beauty in Cousin Yun's company, he knew one thing, that is, Nanxin was much better than the fish beauty and the dragon beauty. Even if that fish beauty looked exactly the same as the poppy beauty in history who captivated the country and the city and made the overlord of Western Chu fall for him, he didn't have much interest.
Dezheng, Dezheng, Chen Dezheng thinks that he is a single-minded person, how to say that sentence, it is enough to have her in his life.
Chen De is on the bus, and there is still ** stop to get home, which is expected to be twenty minutes later.
"Next Stop"
When the bus arrived in World War I, when the bus prompt sounded at this moment, Chen Dezheng's eyes suddenly rolled his eyes, and they returned to normal in an instant, looking no different from before. However, the world he saw was completely different from the world seen by the rest of the people on the bus!
He seemed to be in an illusory starry sky, and directly in front of him, a shape-shaped body was hooked by the stars, from left to right, a pigeon, a fierce bull, a sparrowhawk, a carp, and a pig. When the pig deformation hook is completed, he thinks it is the end, and the stars appear again, and start to hook up new deformations!
The sixth shapeshifter, the sixth phantom!
"Sheep? Goat? Is it really coming? ”
Chen Dezheng was in a trance, and when he ate mutton bone soup at noon, he speculated that the transformation mechanism might take effect, but he didn't expect it to come so suddenly. Well, the metamorphosis is always sudden, and it really doesn't make sense for this thing to come down.
"The problem is, I'm on the bus right now!"
Chen Dezheng realized that he was on the bus, and now that the transformation had descended, according to past experience, the body should fall into a deep sleep. If you fall asleep on the bus, if you sleep for a long time, or even sleep until the station, will the driver think that you are seriously ill and sent to the hospital?
Admitted to the hospital?
And then find the anomaly?
And then send it to the operating table for slicing study?
"Can you force this transformation to end?"
Chen Dezheng realized the seriousness of the problem and yelled at the illusory starry sky, and soon, he heard a response, which was extremely familiar to him.
"Phantom, please choose!"
Familiar, so familiar! The problem is that this sound is not an egg, it just prompts to choose a morpher! At this time, the sixth deformed body in the illusory starry sky has been hooked up!
Sheep!
That's a sheep!
It looks majestic!
Just choose the sheep!
"Goat Transformation!"
Chen Dezheng chose a goat, and the new deformation should always be tried!
"Huh!"
As he rushed out of the point of light leading to the unknown landing site, Chen Dezheng let out a roar of pride, but what he heard was a sheep cry that was not majestic.
Baa.
Grass, endless grass, so far and far.
This is a grassland, from the analysis of the plant environment, Chen Dezheng speculated that it should not be the northern hemisphere, and the grassland under his feet is more like a grassland in spring and summer, rather than a grassland in autumn and winter in the northern hemisphere. He lowered his head and glanced at his leg of mutton, which was quite strong and powerful, and it would definitely be fine to stew a pot of broth.
He looked up, looked at the sun hanging obliquely in the sky, and began to speculate on the time zone. Shudu belongs to the East Eighth District, the time is about two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and the sun in this area hangs obliquely in the sky, and the sun shines on the body, which is not hot, like the sun that has not bloomed heat to the world not long after it has risen. He lowered his head again, took a deep breath, and smelled the air that was characteristic of the morning, so he speculated that it should also be the Eastern Time Zone. In fact, speculating on time does not need to go through such a complicated calculation at all, Chen Dezheng lowered the sheep's head, or even did not need to lower the sheep's head, and could judge the time only by the grass touched by the leg of the lamb.
There is water on the grass, moist moisture to be exact, like dew drops before it melts away.
Chen Dezheng raised the sheep's head again and looked into the distance, hundreds of meters away, there was a group of animals running wildly, the color of the animal was black and white, the limbs were vigorous and powerful, and they ran like horses! No, they're horses, they're a bunch of zebras!
And it's coming right in front of him!
"Roar!"
There was a roar hundreds of meters away, it was a lion's roar, and Chen Dezheng could tell it at once! He didn't hesitate, he turned the sheep's head directly, and the four hooves were fully powered, and he began to run wildly!
It's just that, why doesn't there feel like the wind is galloping, and why is the speed around the body not retreating as fast as expected? When the zebras gallop by, when the lion roars in the fart. When he was behind the stock, Chen Dezheng understood that the sheep he had turned into was not an antelope, but a sheep, the most docile sheep.
The leg of the sheep is short, and it can't get up fast!
"Roar!"
There was another lion's roar, and although he didn't look back, Chen Dezheng could feel the fart completely. There's something in the back of the thigh, and you can think of it being a big guy, a big guy with a big mouth open, as long as you are knocked down by that big guy, you will definitely be done in an instant!
Damn, my first journey to become a sheep is over? Hunted by a lion and ended with extreme grievance?
This sheep is not convinced!
"Huh!"
Chen Dezheng roared angrily, suddenly changed direction to the right, and shouted in his heart: Lao Tzu is not an ordinary sheep, Lao Tzu not only knows how to run in a straight line, Lao Tzu also knows how to run crookedly!
"Roar!"
The lion pounced in the air, but it collapsed from the ground almost instantly, and the two copper bells locked on Chen Dezheng with big eyes, and pounced on Chen Dezheng again!
You're fucking better!
This time, Chen De was facing the lion, he was not afraid, but the sheep's body was uncontrollable, and the sheep's body was shaking on all four legs as if it was instinctive, and it was shaking very much! At this moment, he once again deeply experienced that deformation is not omnipotent, although the deformation process is unreasonable, but after deformation, it is necessary to follow the laws of nature.
"Huh!"
Chen Dezheng fought hard, lowered the sheep's head, and the sheep's horns were pushed towards the lion!
I, Chen Deyang, would rather die than accept it!
(Finally updated early today, continued in the afternoon and evening, continued to ask for collections and recommendations, 140 away from a thousand collections, and strive to collect more than 1,000 this week!) )