()ps: I found one thing, the happy fairy is the most recommended votes for my book in February and March, I kneel here to thank you reverently, for your recommendation votes in these two months, my book is not too miserable (I: Dazhi, let's be finished!) Wang Dazhi nodded hurriedly: Okay! Haha, once again I wish you all book friends a happy April Fool's Day.

Wang Dazhi left the hospital, went straight to the apartment, entered the door, closed the door, and did it in one go.

He sat stunned on the sofa in the living room, with a lot of thoughts in his head, and after thinking for a long time, he suddenly gritted his teeth, directly took out an ice cream, opened the package and stuffed it into his mouth.

He had already figured out that he was going to complete the task on the wish card, a thousand ice creams, and it would be very difficult to eat them in one day, but who was he? He's a lamp god, so he'll be scared by this little difficulty!

Therefore, for the sake of Xiao Na, for Tong Na, for Tong Jin, and for this family, he gritted his teeth, peeled off the ice cream one by one, and stuffed it into his mouth.

At the same time, he took out the wish card, and the twenty-hour countdown had begun, and the place marked as 0/1000 at the beginning gradually changed, and at this moment, it had risen from 0/1000 to 100/1000.

"Gott~"

Wang Dazhi ate hundreds of ice creams, his stomach was round, and he had a feeling of nausea and retching, he wanted to vomit it very much, but he knew that he couldn't, otherwise he would definitely stumble with systematic urine.

System: "......" - My host, you have a big misunderstanding of me, in fact, I am a good system.

Wang Dazhi took a breath of cold air, feeling that his stomach was cold, he shivered, shrank back, slowed down for a few minutes, and began to gobble up ice cream again.

Time passed little by little, he had eliminated more than 500 ice creams, during which he went to the toilet four or five times, which was normal at first, and then Xiang became liquid, a strong smell of strawberry ice cream floated in the toilet, there was no smell of shit at all, he really did it, even farting was fragrant.

"Bang! Bang! ”

Suddenly, there was a strong knock on the door.

"Dana is back?"

Wang Dazhi licked the cream on the side of his mouth, touched his round belly, staggered, and stood up slowly, intending to open the door.

"Bang-"

Suddenly, the door was slammed open, and three burly men rushed in, staring fiercely at the stunned Wang Dazhi, rubbing their fists and sneering.

Wang Dazhi was stunned by the sudden scene in front of him, and said, "You guys are in the wrong place!" ”

The three big men stared at Wang Dazhi angrily, and said with a sneer: "Your surname is Wang, right?" ”

Wang Dazhi was stunned for a moment, and then his heart tightened, only thinking that he might be harmed by his own family, when you are at home, others angrily ask you if your surname is Wang, what is the first thing you think of, and you still need to think about it, naturally it is the old Wang next door, these people are estimated to have brought a green hat, and deliberately seek revenge on the adulterer.

"I don't have a surname Wang, I have a surname again."

Wang Dazhi secretly screamed that it was not good, quickly denied it, and changed his surname in a flash, he was a little proud in his heart, looking at the vulgar men in front of him, it is estimated that he will not understand the broad and profound drops of Chinese characters.

"Isn't the sum of the earth the 'king'?" One of the big men smiled coldly, "I'm sorry, I didn't go to school, but I've seen brain teasers." ”

"I'm on it."

Wang Dazhi's face was speechless, and he couldn't wait to go up and give him two ear scrapers, seeing that you have muscle bumps all over your body, you don't study the brick-moving technique well, and you look at the brain teaser of wool.

"Stop talking nonsense, beat him up, beat him to death."

The big man on the side was already impatient, howled, and kicked Wang Dazhi, Wang Dazhi couldn't react because he ate too much, and he kicked him to the ground.

"Hit, hit hard."

The other two big men followed, their fists falling like a storm, and slammed into Wang Dazhi's body.

"Ah, oh, it hurts—"

Wang Dazhi was completely confused, he really started, he wanted to resist, but he was kicked down, he was pushed down again, he was knocked down again, countless fists and footprints fell on him, he screamed and howled, and because he ate too much ice cream in his stomach, he was churning and uncomfortable.

"Gott~"

He couldn't take it anymore and spat out the contents of his stomach, and the smell of strawberry ice cream filled the room again.

The three big men took a few steps back, their faces disgusted, but after glancing at them, they forced up again, ignoring the dirt on the ground, punching and kicking Wang Dazhi.

"Wait...... Wait a minute, let's negotiate, can ...... Can you make a temporary truce, I have something urgent, this beating is stored in me first, and I will let you fight when I have time later, I will keep my word. ”

Wang Dazhi's heart was broken at this time, not because he was beaten, he was beaten a lot, and now he can deal with it indifferently, what makes him heartbroken is that with his vomiting, the value on the wish card has plummeted from 547/1000, and after a while, it has fallen to 417/1000, and the urine nature of the system pit people is undoubtedly revealed at this moment, this fact makes him extremely heartbroken.

A big man suddenly grabbed his shoulder and lifted it up, smirked and clenched his fist, and punched him in the belly, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and a ball of white and yellow liquid was spit out by him, spraying directly on the big man's face.

The big man's face was full of confusion, and his face turned black in an instant.

Wang Dazhi grinned and weakly spit out three words: "Please eat." ”

Dahan's eyes breathed fire, and Wang Dazhi was slammed into the palm of his hand, and the two big men next to him pressed his struggling hands and feet, and Dahan's fist hit him violently on his round stomach.

"Gross! Vomit! Vomit! ”

With Dahan's punch down, Wang Dazhi was like a water gun, a ball of yellow and white things was spit out by him, squirting, he looked at the rapidly declining number jù, his heart was full of pathos, Dahan's punch seemed to be anthropomorphic and spoke: "Have you experienced despair? Have you ever experienced despair? Have you ever experienced despair? You've experienced ......"

"I'm going through it."

Wang Dazhi roared angrily, exerted all his strength, broke free of the shackles of the big men on both sides, his face was hideous, and he looked at the three big men in front of him fiercely, he stretched out his finger and hooked the three big men, and said word by word: "You guys, go together." ”

The three big men were slightly stunned, and then flew over again-

"Ahh Oh! Pain! ”

However, the ending did not change at all, Wang Dazhi was put to the ground in two seconds, and was punched and kicked again, screaming again and again.

Time passed little by little, the three big men were sweating all over their bodies, panting, and Wang Dazhi was covered in blood and dying, and it could even be said that there was less air in and more air out, I am afraid that if he is beaten again, he, the god of lights, will achieve the name of "God Slaughter" of others.

"Stop—"

At the critical moment, although the figure was thin, although the face was old, and although the eyes could not see, but at this moment, it gave people the feeling that it was so majestic stood at the door, pulling Rhubarb and shouting boldly, which made Wang Dazhi rise a glimmer of hope.

The three big men turned their heads to look at the old man, and shouted in unison: "Old thing, don't be nosy." ”

Uncle Li was momentarily stunned and muttered in a low voice: "There are actually three people." He immediately turned the guide stick, pulled the rhubarb and turned away, muttering as he walked: "I'm blind, I can't see, I'm blind, I can't see, I'm ......"

Rhubarb: "I'm a blind dog, I can't see it, I'm a blind dog, I can't see it, I'm a ......"

"Holy—"

Wang Dazhi was so angry that he squirted a mouthful of blood, his head fell to the ground, and he was completely unconscious, and he didn't react even if the three big men punched and kicked him......