Because the big boss doesn't know what to do and hasn't spoken to the brothers to "be happy and happy", no one dares to be happy and harmonious first, and the big boss has to be happy and enough before they can talk about them, otherwise can you tell who is in charge? There has to be majesty. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoBut it's almost noon.,There's no news of the big boss.,Everyone is in a hurry.,Look for the big boss everywhere.,Ask for a good action.,People's endurance is limited.。 The last news is: The big boss was bitten by a dog and broke his foot and neck, and he was lying on the kang humming, and today he won't be "that", who wants to act in the head of the big boss, let him know, he has to pick his skin! Then bear with it.

Why is the big boss so unlucky? Why is it so unreasonable? As soon as you want "that", something will happen. Someone must be making trouble! He recalled the past few days, as if bad things were going to happen as soon as he approached that ugly woman, as if the problem was on her! A mountain king who has been robbing houses for decades can't even conquer a woman who has no power to tie the chicken?

The second boss knew that his brother was bitten by a dog, and he was secretly happy, if it was a mad dog, then his life would be over. This cottage is your own. It's not that he has any problems, it's not that he doesn't like women, his own woman is too much to say, he is five years older than himself, he doesn't say it, he is ugly, his parents arranged it, and said: "The fifth girl, the old mother", anyway, he hasn't been to his wife's room since he took off the red hijab on the day he got married. The second boss is optimistic about a woman who was snatched this time, the figure, the skin, and the look, no matter how you look at it, it is not a "pot turn", and everyone is beautiful. It's just that the person looks ugly: the eyebrows are too thick, the tips of the eyes are drooping, and the cold eyes look like a man. The boy next to her was too handsome, and her man was not ugly, as if he was younger than her. The eldest brother seems to have "numbered" this woman, and when he gets old, he goes to her, and when he goes, something happens, which is very strange. Peek in, what the hell is going on. Don't ask for it yourself, boss.

The second master really came. When I entered the house, I saw that the three of them were still tied up, and they had no energy: hungry. Very good, I was hungry and tired, so I asked the minions who were in charge, "Why didn't the big boss come?" ”

"My foot and neck were bitten by a dog."

"Ouch! That's bad, that's a mad dog! Catch whoever bites. ”

"Huh? Mad dog? Isn't that the end of the big boss? ”

"You go and see, crazy or not, I'll go see him again if he's not crazy. Don't worry, you greet me for me. ”

Minions thought to themselves, "What a greeting, is to spread me apart to enjoy the woman." ”

Sure enough, he got on the kang with his shoes on and went straight to Wenjuan. Wen Juan screamed, woke up a hungry and frightened Bing'er, and saw a man pulling his mother's clothes, busy reciting the "Gathering Beast Technique", Qing'er scolded: "Beast! Don't touch her! Bing'er! He was so anxious that he couldn't speak incoherently.

The second master wants this effect: the man goes crazy, the child cries, and the woman begs for mercy, it's too enjoyable! But today, only the man went crazy, the child did not scream, and the woman did not beg for mercy, but her face was full of tears, writhing and struggling, and she refused to give in.

The second master looked at this woman carefully, because of crying and struggling, she was torn by herself, and her face changed: My mother, she is so handsome! The original ugly face was painted! Can the immortals be let go when they are born? He was so excited that he took off his clothes and said to Qing'er, "Borrow your wife." ”

Qing'er struggled like crazy, her liver and gallbladder were split! What kind of man is you? Even the young lady can't protect it! The second master, who was tearing Wen Juan's clothes, seemed to have hundreds of lice all over his body, and he was itching all over his body. The more you scratch it, the more itchy, and if you look closely, it's really lice! The big ones are crawling all over the place.

The second master went to the ground, grabbed a small broom and swept it vigorously. Before he finished sweeping, he screamed, and several big rats were gnawing on his instep!

"Come on! Hit the mouse! "Minions hurry in and fight rats. There were four or five just now, why did there be a dozen or so in such a while? Everyone was in a hurry, with brooms and sticks, and they were beating up indiscriminately. Bing'er winked at her mother and asked her to come to her. I haven't eaten or drunk for two days, I was hungry and sleepy, and I wanted to go to the kang to rest for a while, but who knew that the second boss came to make it bad, which frightened Wen Juan.

This time, Bing'er saw her mother being bullied with her own eyes, and thought that she couldn't go on like this, she had to make a break, hurry home, and not let her mother be hurt in any way! Do it like Monkey King! Defeat the wicked!

When the second master saw Wenjuan on the ground and stood with the man and child, he shouted loudly: "Who let you go to the ground?" Little ladies are not small! ”

"You well-dressed beasts! Let us go! Wen Juan also shouted loudly, masking the sound of Bing'er whispering a spell.

"You are the opposite, and you dare to deal with me? I...... Ouch! Where did this bobcat come from? Why did even wild boars come into the house? ”

More and more animals gathered, and all kinds of animals came in, even mules and horses. If it was the old days, would wild boars be polite when they saw livestock? Listen to Bing'er's command honestly today. Bing'er said to the animals with her mind: "Affectionate and affectionate with the second master, you are all animals." ”

The order was lively: all the animals that came in were "intimate" with the second master, crawling, jumping, arching, rubbing on him, and holding the head of the second master and biting and gnawing on his face, the eyes of the second master could not be opened, and the hands were not strong - there were similar people pulling it below. All he could do was shout for help! The minions are dumbfounded, who dares to come forward to save them? Can making out with an animal be the same as making out with a woman? If you don't get it right, it will turn into a rabbit with a three-petal mouth. One by one, they pierced their two hands, watching the two masters suffer from their lives.

I don't know who sent a letter to the big boss, although my foot and neck were bitten by a dog, I heard that my brother was bullied by a mouse or something, can you not come? He didn't have as many eyes as the second child, and he didn't know that people were still expecting him to get rabies just now. As soon as I entered the house, I was shocked: "What's going on?" Fast! Call me! ”

"Oh no! The tiger is here again! Da Da ...... "Minions are all over the chaff." There is no way to speak sharply, as if the big boss can scare away the tiger

"Loose soft eggs! Go, beat the tiger away! ”

"What? Fight tigers?! Minions were not good at that time, "Big, big, big, it's not Wu Song......

"Useless things, if you were given a woman, you would be fiercer than a tiger. Hurry up! Plug in the door, it's over, the tiger is inside! When he heard this, he fainted. The tiger stepped on him and came over, Wen Juan and Qing'er had some "immunity" and didn't faint in fright, but this tiger was not the other tiger, and they were still very nervous.

Bing'er told her mother and Uncle Qing: "Don't be afraid, lean against me and don't move." Today I'm going to have a good time with the heads of the house, is bullying a woman considered a person? Let the King of Beasts teach them a good lesson! ”

When the tiger entered the house, he came directly to the side of the two masters, and with a loud cry, the big boss was lying on the ground at that time.

Bing'er said to the two masters: "Don't you like women? This is a tigress, and it can be regarded as a woman, let her make love with the two? ”

Only then did the two masters realize that all animals can come here, and it turned out to be this little cub's troublemaker! I can't wait to chop Bing'er with a knife. But now there is only a share of begging for mercy. Lives matter! So he risked his risk to get up and kowtow to Bing'er: "Little mountain god, little ancestor." We don't dare to bully your mother anymore. ”

"That's it?"

"Let's let your family of three go home."

"Just kidding, you've robbed the whole town, and you're all right?"

When has the big boss been taught by others? And still a child? He was used to being brutal, and scolded loudly: "Little calf, are you reversed? Dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head! Teach your grandfather? You're still tender! ”

"You're swearing? Okay, Tiger, kiss him! ”

The big boss remembered that there were three tigers behind him, why did he forget it? The anger is too big. Before he could apologize, the tiger came up. Because Bing'er has been reciting the "Taming Trick" of the beast, the tiger is so honest, otherwise, there will be no one left in the house.

The tiger is doing things by listening to Bing'er's magical powers, not a beast taming method among ordinary people, and must be obeyed. Therefore, the tiger had to have an affectionate appearance, walked up to the big boss, stuck out his tongue and licked his face. The tongue of the tiger is not like a bear with barbs, but it is also very rough, after all, it is a big animal, and if you lick it, the face of the big boss will be swollen, and the person will faint in fright. Then the tiger licked the second master again, and the second master who had just woken up fainted again. There is a limit to people's ability to withstand terror, and no matter how much they like women, they can't make love with tigresses.

The tiger still wondered, why is it so sleepy? Say sleep and sleep?

While the two masters were "asleep", Bing'er ordered the stunned minions: "Untie the rope for us!" ”

Who would dare not listen? Come on! The minion couldn't stand still, his legs trembled so badly that he could only crawl to Bing'er's side, trembling and untying the rope. Then go to Xie Qing'er's and Wenjuan's. The whole body was tied up hard and numb. Several people moved their muscles and bones, waiting for the two masters to wake up. The tiger couldn't wait, it pulled the two bandit leaders with its claws, and patted them in the face, which was quite gentle. So the two of them woke up, and as soon as they opened their eyes, they fainted again: the head of such a big tiger was in front of them, and who was not afraid that it was a calf.

Bing'er thought of other women: those girls and daughters-in-law who were robbed like their mothers, don't let the bandits and minions bully. So he said to the minions who had just untied the ropes: "Go, let your men untie the ropes from the robbers, or I can call all the tigers, wolves, and leopards in the mountains, and I will level your cottage and bite you all to death!" ”

"Yes, yes! Grandpa the mountain god spared his life, the little one was originally a farmer, and he robbed it for them......"

"Hurry up! Hurry up! ”

The minions hurriedly stood up, but their legs were disobedient and they still crawled out. Qing'er and Wen Juan couldn't help but want to laugh.

Here, the two masters woke up again. Bing'er asked the tiger to flash aside for the time being, otherwise it would be too much time to delay as soon as he opened his eyes and passed again. The majesty of the big boss had already flown to Java, and seeing that the tiger was not angry, he was busy kowtowing to Bing'er. Bing'er asked her mother and Uncle Qing to sit down, and she sat down too. Let the big boss knock enough before he said: "Say, how many people have you killed?" How many women have you been bullied? How much grain have you robbed? ”

The voice of the big boss is like a mosquito, humbling. Bing'er shouted, "Be louder! Where is the ability to do it on a daily basis? ”

"Master Mountain God, I—I can't remember!" Maybe he really couldn't remember, and he rolled his eyes and thought about it, but he didn't come up with it.

"Tell me about it!"

"Probably, probably a few hundred people, right? There are hundreds of women who have been bullied. ”

Bing'er was angry when she heard it, how could she say that she was drinking cold water? Hundreds? Maybe I'm afraid of death, so why do I keep such a person? Sun Wukong is also a cultivator, didn't he also kill robbers on the way to learn scriptures? It still belongs to the thieves, it is impossible to kill hundreds of people at a time, they are all destroyed by him, such things are kept, won't they still harm the people in the future? So he had an idea, but he couldn't kill him like this, he had to teach his men a lesson, and ask who else was such a demon, otherwise the people here would not have a stable life.

Bing'er was not as angry as Fang Cai, and smiled a little: "You are quite capable?" You also forgot to say how much food and possessions were robbed? ”

"That's a lot. Anyway, every time I go out, I loot the robbed tunzi. This guy is a bit of a "tiger", thinking that Bing'er is asking him what credit he has. It's okay to save more questions.

"You stand aside and let the second master talk."

The second boss is sharper than the boss, and his head shakes like a rattle: "Grandpa Mountain God, please calm your anger, villains never kill people, and they don't play with women, they just get some pocket money, and bad things don't get involved." ”

When the boss heard this, he was happy: "Brother, you are really good, you have become a great good person." ”

"Big brother! You're stupid. ”

"Okay, okay, I haven't seen you two say you've killed anyone, and I don't know if you say you haven't killed anyone, but ask. Let's go, go to your righteous hall, Tiger King, I'm sorry for you, watch the two masters go to the righteous hall, let's talk about it when we meet. ”

In the Juyi Hall, there were originally a lot of people, and everyone was waiting for the boss to say "Le and Le He", and they didn't dare to act without permission. In addition, I heard that the head of the house was bitten by a dog, and the matter of "Lehe" was going to be ruined, so I came here to take a look. Unexpectedly, the brother who untied the rope came and crawled with a rolling belt, saying that he wanted to untie the robbed person. Be quick, because the two masters have already kissed the tigress. What mess? I didn't understand what was going on, but I knew what was going on. The people in charge have never been so unrighteous, don't women grab it for everyone to enjoy?

The Hall of Justice is like a beehive, buzzing. Everyone is talking and speculating. At this moment, a tiger appeared, which blew up the camp, and the minions fled in all directions, but the door was already watched by another tiger. I hurriedly retreated, and I was so frightened that I saw the two heads of the family being commanded by a little boy to go to the stage like two grandsons, standing aside and waiting to be trained--this is the place where the head of the house speaks. This little boy is really handsome, and he sits in the eldest position generously, and lets a beautiful woman sit in the second place, and the young man may be his father, sitting on the stool behind him. Everyone fell silent.

Bing'er's voice was crisp: "Everyone, pay attention, your two family members have robbed all the young men and young women there, as well as grain, livestock, and property from Station 28. The big boss confessed that he had killed hundreds of people, bullied hundreds of women, and had countless food and property. But the second boss said that he didn't kill people or bully women, but only robbed things, I don't believe it. Let's talk about what the hell is going on with him. Whether he was right or not, the tiger at the door understood. Just now, the two leaders have already kissed the tigress, who wants to kiss the tiger without telling the truth, I will let the tiger do it. Feed! Tiger King, come in, there is a bear guarding the door. The tiger came in suddenly, jumped onto the stage with a "whirl", and sat on either side of Bing'er. (To be continued.) )