Chapter 740: Not suitable for children
"Perfect, just perfect. Zhuang Zisheng said, "As long as he doesn't speak." ”
"What do you think?" Zhou Jiufeng asked the others.
Chu Ci pointed to the few people who were buried in the table like ostriches and covered their faces, "How many of them have become like this, what do you say?"
"Na Cheng, take him back today, and let Boss Bu take him to the BMW to blow the wind by the way. "Zhou Jiufeng couldn't help it.
Bu Ju couldn't stand it, he got up and said, "What, I'll go bask in the sun and wash my eyes by the way." ”
"Go together, go together", Zhou Jiuzhang also followed, leaving only Ye Zigao.
He glanced at the mud scholar quietly, and then covered his eyes in pain.
He was really fascinated by this beauty, but this was a man, which made Ye Zigao regretful, "Tell me about you, why do you look so good-looking as a big man?"
"I..." The clay scholar who was questioned was stunned, how could he blame him, and the blame was only on the person who made the clay statue at the beginning.
After he turned into a demon, he heard that his clay was made by a craftsman with reference to a woman, and he didn't believe it before, but now it seems that it is true.
Ye Zigao didn't want to get an answer, he asked Zhou Jiufeng, "Where did the shopkeeper get such a product, the guest of the inn?"
"No, it was summoned by Shopkeeper Yu with a card. Zhou Jiufeng said.
Ye Zigao suddenly saw Yu Sheng's ability, but he didn't know when the shopkeeper Yu had such a subordinate.
However, since it was summoned by Yu Sheng, Ye Zigao was not polite.
He waved his hand, "What are you doing here? Why don't you go and change it back, you have to let me, we change our sexual orientation?"
"Don't mind, Shopkeeper Yu hasn't checked it yet, it's not too late to change it when he comes down to take a look. Zhou Jiufeng asked the mud scholar to sit down.
"Let's take a look, try to correct what is wrong with him, don't show the stuffing at that time, so that people can see that it is not a woman. Zhou Jiufeng poured a cup of tea and said.
Chu Ci was stunned for a moment, "Shouldn't you women come?" How do we know what we need to pay attention to as a woman." ”
"That's not right", Yu Sheng walked down the wooden ladder, "Sister Feng herself didn't figure out how to be a woman, how did you let her teach others?"
"The surname is Yu, where am I not a woman!" Zhou Jiufeng slapped the table and stood up, seeing the city lord following Yu Sheng, he hurriedly lowered his head.
"City Lord!" the others stood up and saluted the City Lord, and then saw the rest of their lives' costumes.
He wore a long white robe and a silver and gold belt around his waist, all of which looked very appropriate.
If the rest of your life is not worthy of that flashy, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, purple, colorful sword.
"How is it, how about my long sword?" asked the rest of the people proudly.
Everyone was silent, and when they saw the city lord's expression that I didn't know him, they wanted to laugh even more.
"Good sword, good dashing swordsman!" came a sound of praise at the door of the inn.
Everyone turned their heads in unison, and saw that this man of conscience was dressed in yellow brocade, holding a judge's pen in his hand, and his long hair was up to his waist, and he was draped over his body scatteredly, covering his face.
Behind him were many people, all dressed in brocade, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, carrying a sword and a sword, and it didn't look like a good stubble.
There were only three exceptions, one of whom had sharp eyes, a thin face, a slight coldness, and a lock of beard on his chin.
He took a woman by the hand, and the lady was holding a child.
"This guest officer has a real vision. Yu Sheng said happily, he walked down and asked, "Do you play the tip or live in the hotel?"
"I don't hit the tip, and I don't live in the store, I'm here to visit the Lord of the Yu League. He arched his hand, "Gusu City Su slowly greeted Yu Shao Lord, Li City Lord. ”
The people behind him saluted respectfully, and said in unison and forcefully, "See the young master." ”
The rest of his life was taken aback by this sound, it was the first time he had been visited like this, not to mention, it tasted pretty good.
Yu Sheng hurriedly returned the salute, "Polite, polite, oops, Su City Lord's subordinates are really polite and well-trained, unlike some people..."
He squinted at Zhou Jiufeng, "There is no young master in his eyes at all." ”
Standing next to Yu Sheng, Aunt Qing returned the salute, "Why did the City Lord of Su suddenly visit Yangzhou, could it be that something can't happen?"
As a close neighbor, Aunt Qing has had several relationships with the city lord of Gusu City, but they are only general friends.
Su slowly, a scholar with a magic pen, smiled and brought this stubble.
"Gusu City, as a member of the Eastern Wilderness, Su should have visited the leader of the alliance, but a few days ago, he was in retreat and writing, and he only succeeded recently, so he came late. ”
He respectfully bowed his hand to Yu Sheng, "Please also ask the leader of the Yu Alliance not to blame." ”
For the rest of my life, I felt that something was wrong.
Gusu City is between the Eastern Wilderness and the Southern Wilderness, like grass on the wall, which way to fall, now willing to fall on the side of the Eastern Wilderness, there must be something to ask for.
Thinking of this, Yu Sheng smiled and said: "I don't blame, I don't blame, I just don't know what the city lord of Su wrote? ”
"Oh, is it?" the scholar shook his head, tossing the hair that covered his face to the back of his head, revealing his stubble face.
He said happily: "What I wrote below is "The Great Wilderness Biography". ”
"Uh", I only figured it out for the rest of my life, and I dared to love what he wrote.
Su Slow, a scholar with a magical pen, was very satisfied with himself, and he asked Yu Sheng, "Young master, do you want to read what I wrote?" This is the most satisfying book I have, and it took me ten years of hard work. ”
"I don't need to. Yu Shengxin said that it would take ten years to write, and he didn't know how long it would take.
"Well, let's take a look. Su slowly took out a large stack of manuscripts, grabbed some of them and threw them into the sky.
"This..."The rest of my life was confused, didn't this let me see, how did I lose it, didn't I pick it up myself, this is too bullying, no, Xiaolongren.
He was thinking about it, and was pulled back by Aunt Qing, "It's good to watch a scene." ”
Yu Sheng was puzzled, only to see the paper in the air standing still, "booming" shot out a white light, and then some figures appeared in the white light, like a movie.
In the middle of the white light is a young man, he has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, thin lips, but he is a bald head, and he has no ears.
What's even more surprising is that this person has no clothes on, but like his body and a whiteboard, there is nothing that is taboo for children.
The young man's eyes were angry, and he tore a letter in his hand to shreds and threw it into the sky, "The marriage certificate will be returned to you!"
There were several vague figures around, and there were exclamations of "oops" and "he actually tore it".
It's all like a movie, the light and shadow are good, and it's immersive, which is an eye-opener for the rest of your life.
The camera twisted, and a girl was pulled by a big man, and her eyes widened as she watched the fragments of the marriage letter fall like snow in the air.
At this time, the lens is a little inappropriate.
The girl's body is concave and convex, but the front should not be convex, the belly is upside down, and the back is good, but the proportion of the warp is a little incongruous.
What's more, this girl is not wearing clothes!
"Ahem", Su slowly coughed embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot to write what the heroine is wearing, I'll make it up later." ”
At this time, the camera turned to the boy again, and the rest of his life felt that the boy had no hair and ears, and it was estimated that the city lord of Su had forgotten to write it.
I saw that the young man's eyes were split, "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young man into poverty! Let's wait and see in thirty years, now you ignore my love, and I will let you not climb high in thirty years!"
"What a big breath", the big man who pulled the heroine said: "You just regret the marriage, you still dare to speak disrespectfully, come and kill him!"
When he arrived, a group of people around him rushed forward with swords.
However, these people are a little pitiful, they are not clothed, and their limbs are still full of matchsticks, only the knife is estimated to have a close-up, so it is lifelike.
"Be careful", the city lord pulled Yu Sheng, only to see a stickman kicked away by the male protagonist, and fell at Yu Sheng's feet, and the knife fell to the ground and splashed sparks.
"No, it's true?" Yu Sheng was stunned to see that the knife would disappear later.
"Of course it's true. Aunt Qing whispered, "Su Slow entered the Tao by writing stories, and when facing the enemy, he wrote characters and martial arts on the paper, and then transformed from the immortal power to fight with people. ”