Chapter Seventy-Eight: Point a Gun at My Woman's Breast
"Stick! Catch that beautiful girl! ”
With a break from Ma Laosi's drink, the mallet immediately turned the earthen gun to the gate and quickly jumped over. Jumping closer but hesitantly looking back, "There are two...... Ah......h
"There are two beautiful girls, which one to catch?" At the critical moment, it was the old cannon who knew the heart of the mallet the most, and arranged it on his own, "Catch both, it's the turn of these two beautiful girls, it's worth it when you die!" ”
The two beautiful girls obviously refer to Lang Yuan and Zhang Ni, but Ma Xiaolan is gorgeously ignored......
"That's right! Right! Right! The mallet nodded again and again, and the words jumped up and didn't get stuck. The first word means that the old cannon said what was in his heart, which was very cool. The second word indicates that he agrees with the old cannon's proposal, which is good. The third word means that he is going to put it into practice immediately, very quickly.
The mallet didn't know that these were the last three words of his stumbling life. Lord Yama gave him a bad ending. There is no stuttering in the eighteen layers of hell.
"Bang!" "Bang!"
With two muffled sounds, two flower pots flew up almost at the same time, one smashed into Ma Laosi's right arm, and the other smashed into the forehead before the mallet had time to turn back!
Flower pots are scattered and splashed!
"Bang!" Ma Laosi's arm was immediately broken, and the earthen gun fell to the ground without sounding.
"Bang!" The mallet's forehead blossomed, and its head fell back sharply, apparently beyond the angle that the neck could bear. Its body advanced a few more steps before falling, like a cloth bag full of food. The earthen gun was pressed under the cloth bag, and it didn't go off.
Only the old cannon didn't hit the flower pot, and his earthen gun was always aimed at Director Zhu Dai. Although the incident happened suddenly, the old cannon was keenly aware that if he didn't shoot, there would be no chance!
However, the earthen gun can only be fired once, should it shoot directly at Director Zhu Dai with a pistol, or at the fat man who shoots a sudden hidden weapon? The old cannon was faced with a difficult choice, not only difficult but also panicked.
Fortunately, someone helped him.
At the same time that the fat man kicked the two flower pots away, he had already pounced, and the old cannon was directly knocked into the air - what if he chose the wrong one?
The old cannon was stuck to the wall, and his limbs were as distinct as geckos, much like a painting. After a delay of two seconds, the painting slowly slipped down, with several lines of blood of different thicknesses, the one belonging to the face being the most rugged.
It was the east wall of Ma Dabao's house, that is, the bluestone red brick wall newly built by Director Ma. The smooth surface of the cement is like coarse-grained sandpaper. There was still some flesh on the blood stains from the old cannon's slip, but he didn't care about this little thing anymore.
"Bang!"
When the old cannon flew, his earthen gun still rang out, but the muzzle of the gun turned slightly. Director Lao Ma was shot while standing, and Director Zhu Dai was also affected by some smoke and projectiles.
Director Ma fell to the ground with a bang, rolling in pain. However, judging from the strength of the "wow" scream, I can't die for a while, and the small steel balls on my body are not easy to pick - have you ever eaten dragon fruit......
"Ahh Director Zhu Dai also fell to the ground with a scream, holding his left arm that was so smoked that he couldn't bleed, and his right hand, which had been pressed on the pistol, finally came in handy.
The two policemen who came with him also came in handy. The one with a bright head hurriedly went to help Director Zhu Dai, and the one who was not agile enough knocked down Ma Laosi, who was still fighting with a broken arm.
As for whether Director Ma is dead or not, it seems that there is no need to worry about it. And the old cannon and the mallet have maintained a good posture, at most they are kicking their legs, as if they don't plan to get up.
It's too late, it's fast, and a series of accidents happen, but it's actually just a moment.
"Ahh
When the dust settled, the lively crowd had time to let out a roaring scream, as if someone was commanding. Although many people don't see what is going on at all.
Several of them were hit by the flying fragments of the flower pots, and the blood flowed, and it was only then that they let out a scream - so don't get too close to see the excitement......
"Let go of me!" Zhang Ni broke free from under Lang Yuan's arms.
Lang Yuan, however, maintained a squatting starting posture, ready to go, and seemed to be able to crash into the enemy like a cannonball.
At the first glance of entering the door, Lang Yuan saw that the fat man was forced by a dirt gun, and his heart suddenly sank. Coupled with the noisy voices and even the laughter, Lang Yuan did not listen to Ma Laosi's instructions and Lao Pao's explanation.
It wasn't until the mallet said three "right" words in a row, and his head seemed to be turning, that Lang Yuan roughly understood the situation, and immediately knocked down Zhang Ni and Ma Xiaolan one by one, and made an impact posture at the same time.
Although the fat man stood under the gun, he was talking and laughing, and Lang Yuan felt that the fat man might be able to deal with it.
Although it was dangerous, although it was urgent, Lang Yuan still reacted subconsciously.
didn't think about it, but the mallet suddenly hit the street, and Lang Yuan froze there, covered in cold sweat - it was theoretically feasible to impact the enemy from under the barrel of the gun, right?
The range of local guns was very large, and it was definitely not only Lang Yuan and the other three who were affected.
But only Lang Yuan responded, even if it was not necessarily effective.
But in front of everyone's eyes, Lang Yuan froze there in a posture of bending down and half-kneeling and tilting his face, and suddenly felt like a fool.
In fact, Lang Yuan may not have thought clearly at the time, this time he did not hesitate to save people, save himself, and attack, but the purpose was for the safety of the fat man - if I was kidnapped and used to threaten the fat man, the fat man would be really dangerous......
"Why are you back?" The fat man came over with a smile on his face, as if nothing had happened. Even if something happens, he's just a soy sauce beater.
At this time, Lang Yuan was taken by Zhang Ni, and his already stiff body finally fell to the ground - I am such a fool!
Lang Yuan's expression before he fell was very complicated, and the fat man couldn't interpret them one by one. It can be seen that there is at least resentment and helplessness and grievances - dead fatty, have you had enough!
Actually, I haven't had enough of it! I want to kill Ma Lao Si and the two outlaws. Well, let them fight with the sinister and vicious Director Zhu Dai, who is weak, I will help whom. Of course, I will not let the masses see that I have done good deeds, and you will be able to read my diary in a few years......
But I can have people point a gun to my chest, but I can't have someone point a gun to my woman's breast!
It doesn't work to point to any other part!
Therefore, the fat man interrupted the game and broke out decisively.
Therefore, Ma Laosi only broke an arm, but the mallet was already dead......
The fat man hurriedly stepped forward to Fulang Garden. Whether a woman is angry, wronged, or painful, no matter what the negative emotion is, there is one way that is the most effective - hugging her, patting her on the back, just like inducing vomiting, and vomiting will be comfortable......
However, the fat man did not get his wish, and it was the beautiful little sister who stopped him.
"Fat brother!" Zhang Ni screamed and threw herself into the fat man's arms. Sure enough, it was half a finger missing, and it couldn't be looped.
"Huh?" The fat man raised his hands and looked at Lang Yuan on the ground with an innocent expression - where did you get her from? What's going on? It's really none of my business!
Lang Yuan was helped up by Ma Xiaolan, although Ma Xiaolan was also taken down by Lang Yuan. Then, Lang Yuan was too lazy to look at the fat man, so he turned around and went out directly, and pedaled away!
"Fat brother! You've saved my life again! "Zhang Ni is a very brave girl, not only because she is not afraid of the threat of earth guns. The fat man felt like she was about to squeeze into his body, and he vowed not to give up until he reached his goal.
But you're killing me!
The fat man could not blame a little girl. Well, she's still a kid.
However, it seems to be a bit larger.