Chapter 140: Mother's retarded
From a cinematic point of view, the police are always the last. `
In reality, it was so fast that Li Jiuzhen was really surprised.
After the two policemen got out of the car, they just glanced at Wang Jiale one more time and were about to go in.
However, a pig's head with a blue nose and swollen face came out of the upstairs window, and screamed miserably: "Brother, it's them, they beat people!" As soon as the two policemen heard this, they immediately stopped in front of Li Jiuzhen and them.
"Stop!"
"Don't move!"
When Li Jiuzhen heard this, he first moved his shoulders, shook his head again, and then twitched his whole body, "I moved, what's wrong?" ”
“……”
"Oh, arrogant enough, you guys!" The two policemen laughed angrily, "After eating the overlord's meal and beating people, do you still have the king law in your eyes?" Is there still a law? ”
Wang Jiale immediately said: "We didn't eat the overlord meal at all, but they didn't let us go, so we did it!" ”
"Let's not say that what you said is true or false, take 10,000 steps back, and assume that they are indeed ripping off customers. You should also call the police. The nature of your beating is different. The policeman laughed, "You don't know the law, do you?" ”
"This ......"
Wang Jiale's tone froze, and he couldn't refute it for a while.
Because what the police said is very reasonable, from a legal point of view, even if the other party steals customers, they can't hit people.
It is illegal to hit someone.
Don't talk about ripping off customers.
Even if the other party stabs you with a knife, and then throws the knife and turns to run, you can't pick up the knife, chase him and stab him to death.
If you do so, you will be overly defensive, and you will be held legally responsible.
Wang Jiale actually wanted to understand the reasoning, but at that time, he really felt that beating people was too enjoyable, and he couldn't hold back for a while. `
But she couldn't say this, alas, her face was still not thick enough......
Seeing that Wang Jiale had nothing to say and his momentum weakened, the two policemen were in high spirits and proudly opened the door of the police car, "Come with us!" ”
Seeing that they didn't seem to notice themselves, Zuo Zhu and the group held their breath and lightly planned to slip away.
"Stop!"
"Who allowed you to go?" The two policemen shouted one after another, glancing at them with condescending eyes, and their bodies shook in fright.
"I, we're not with them at all, comrade policeman, don't catch the wrong good guy!" Zuo Zhu was the first to say.
Some people are timid, even if they don't break the law, they are inexplicably weak and scared when they see the police.
Nor can it be said that they are at fault, whether they are timid or bold, it is not a mistake.
However, when Sakura saw him like this, the slightest good feeling she had before was still instantly gone.
"You say you're not together, you're not together? It's not that we can eat together together, what are you doing with me? ”
"You're stupid, do you still need to be treated?" Li Jiuzhen looked strange.
"You...... Say what? The policeman froze, then looked at his companion again, "What did he just say?" ”
"He said you were stupid." His companion said with a strange expression.
"Don't hold back your laughter, because you're stupid too." Li Jiuzhen said to him, "Two stupid comparisons, get away from the trouble." ”
"Okay, you're a Diaomin, you're really lawless."
The two policemen were furious, took out the handcuffs, and went to grab Li Jiuzhen's hand.
Li Jiuzhen stood with his hands in his hands, not moving. `com
The two grabbed his arm and tried to pull it out, but they couldn't pull it at all.
"Wang Jiale, you know." Li Jiuzhen said.
"I understand your sister, you want to tell me to bite again, right? I'm not a puppy, and I never bite anyone. To bite, also to bite you! ”
Wang Jiale bared his teeth and made a biting motion at Li Jiuzhen.
"Ahem, Lele, you have to be careful when you speak......" Sakura hurriedly pulled her, embarrassed for her.
The two policemen were not in the mood to make fun of Wang Jiale's words, seeing that they couldn't hold Li Jiuzhen with their empty hands, one of them trembled with anger, and felt that his authority had been greatly challenged.
"You won't cooperate, will you? You're a cow, aren't you? I'll give you a cow today! With a grim face, he struck Li Jiuzhen with an electric baton.
His electric baton is of a higher grade, and he can shoot an arc of more than one meter in the air, and he doesn't need to be touched by facts at all.
In his opinion, the power of this current is unbearable for anyone.
Just when he thought that Li Jiuzhen would lie on the ground like a dead dog, Li Jiuzhen just held the Wanci needle and poked it forward.
A magical scene has appeared!
I saw that the arc that shot out was like a bifurcated head in an instant, and it was like a peacock's tail with the screen open, scattered to both sides, but it didn't touch Li Jiuzhen and Wang Jiale Sakura who was hiding behind Li Jiuzhen.
"it!"
"This, this, what the hell?"
The two policemen were shocked, they had never seen such a thing before, even if it was a lightning rod, it couldn't achieve this effect, right?
"This is high-tech from outer space, you don't understand."
"Outer space?"
"High-tech?"
Not only the two policemen, but Zuo Zhu and others also looked at each other.
"I'm not going to hide it, I'm actually the legendary alien, the commander-in-chief of the advance force that invaded the earth, such a confidential thing, please help me keep it secret, please!" Li Jiuzhen said with a serious face.
Wang Jiale couldn't help but smile, and then said, "Hey, why did you tell all this?" How can they help you keep it a secret? There is only one kind of person in this world who can keep it absolutely secret. ”
"Who?"
"Dead people."
"Oh, I see." Li Jiuzhen was stunned, staring at the two policemen with malicious eyes, "Don't blame me, blame, you can only blame you for knowing too much." ”
“…… These two guys, they can't be insane, right? ”
"Damn retarded!"
Just when they didn't believe it, Li Jiuzhen took a few steps forward like lightning, and pressed his finger on the neck of one of the policemen.
Before the man could snort, he fell limply.
"You ......"
The other policeman's face changed drastically, and he wanted to escape, but when he turned around, Li Jiuzhen seemed to teleport and came directly in front of him.
As soon as he looked up, he saw Li Jiuzhen's hand raised and pressed on his forehead at once.
"Ahh
He screamed, thinking he was going to die, but he didn't have anything to do.
"Am I alright?" He looked at Li Jiuzhen, who was retreating.
Li Jiuzhen shook his head and said, "You still have three seconds to live." Two, one! ”
Bang!
The man was slightly startled, and then fell to the ground as if he had fallen apart.
"Oh my God, it's horrible!"
"Is he really an alien?"
"Run......"
"Don't kill me, I didn't hear anything just now!"
After Zuo Zhu and the others witnessed this scene, they almost went crazy one by one, and scattered and fled like rats, screaming wah.
Everyone in the restaurant who paid attention to the situation here couldn't help but be shocked, and one stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the entire restaurant was running around in less than a minute.
Seeing this, Li Jiuzhen was also stunned and said, "We...... Isn't it too big? ”
"Looks like yes, what should I do now?"
"Of course it's gone, and it just so happens that there are cars here."
Li Jiuzhen opened the car door and got into the police car.
Wang Jiale also followed.
Sakura smiled bitterly and said, "That's ...... Is it really good? There won't be any serious consequences, right? ”
"Don't worry, the two of us are just innocent people who were forcibly tied to the boat by him, and he did all the qiē alone." Wang Jiale said with a grin.
"Okay......"
When they drove away in a police car, the few who had just been beaten by Li Jiuzhen and Wang Jiale in the restaurant ran out with a green face.
"How so?"
"We just want to slaughter a little bit, why did things come to this point?"
"There are really aliens in this world, and the earth is going to be finished......"
"Brother, you died so miserably!" The policeman's younger brother crouched tremblingly next to his brother.
At this moment, the policeman had a convulsion and woke up.
"Damn, it's a corpse!" His brother punched him