Zhen Shishuai really doesn't want to live in the world, he is really embarrassed and thrown home in this crossing incident, needless to say, he suddenly became smaller, he is still a milky bare-ass little kid, not to mention that Luo Wuwu looks down on him, he looks down on himself... It's nothing, what's the matter, why is it the wetting of the bed? also made Luo Wuwu wet...... In other words, he has never wet the bed in the future, which is how can he survive with face!

Luo Wuwu looked at the smell of urine all over her body, and really had the urge to strangle Zhen Shishuai, she kept silently thinking in her heart: Luo Wuwu! Falling five-five, impulse is the devil! Impulsively do the wrong thing! You can't kill people if you're impulsive...... In order to calm her urge to kill, the old lady has lived for 32 years! I've never been wet (that is, I've wet the bed), but this time I was wet by this little Zhengtai in front of me, oh my God! The appearance of an old Taoist priest with a bull's nose suddenly appeared in his mind, wouldn't he really fulfill the words of the master who knew the destiny of heaven......

Time went back quickly, back to Luo Wuwu's 18th birthday, at that time, Luo Wuwu fell out of the water and fell into the water and people loved, but unfortunately no one chased (who dares!) With the fiery temper of Luo Wuwu and the work of making up the dead for a living), normal people dare not chase, and abnormal people fall into Wuwu and can't look down on them......

Hao Aiqian took Luo Wuwu to go shopping to celebrate his birthday, and when he passed by an intersection, Luo Wuwu was stopped by an old Taoist priest with fairy wind bones: "This Taoist friend, poor Taoist view of your facial features and strange bones, at first glance you are not an ordinary person, can you take a step to the stall of Poor Dao and let Poor Dao give you a careful look at it."

The facial features are delicate and the bones are strange, how does this sound so strange, Luo Wuwu only feels that he is about to become a miracle in the mouth of the old Taoist, he should not have any martial arts secrets to teach me! But - this is not ancient times! With the luck of his own decaying god possession, what adventures will there make him a hero who has never been seen before or after (I think the prawns are about the same).

Luo Wuwu waved his hand to refuse, and pulled Hao Aiqian to prepare to go shopping.

"This fellow Daoist, you were born on the fifth day of the fifth month of the fifth month, at five o'clock?" The old man of the bull nose sold a pass and then said: "You have committed seven evils, and all the people who are with you will be lonely in this life, and you will die alone without children and children ...... death."

Luo Wuwu's entire facial expression has begun to distort to the point where it can't be distorted anymore, you! My mother knows that her life is not good, but you don't need to curse me like this! Don't you want to die! Believe it or not, the old lady will destroy you in minutes.

Hao Aiqian looked at Luo Wuwu, who was about to deform, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover the old Taoist's mouth, if he was allowed to continue talking, there might really be a human life.

The old Taoist priest wanted to continue, but his mouth was covered, and he was very dissatisfied. But when he saw Hao Aiqian's face, he immediately smiled at Hao Aiqian.

Is this old Taoist priest a precursor to going crazy? Hao Aiqian immediately let go of her hand and jumped behind Luo Wuwu vigilantly.

"This fellow Daoist, you are the face of wealth and nobility in the Heavenly Court!" The old Taoist priest just wanted to praise Hao Aiqian in person, but found that there was no one in front of him, "Huh! This fellow Daoist, why are you hiding behind this fierce person......"

Big breasts--Luo Wuwu glanced at his Wangzi small steamed bun and confirmed that the old Taoist priest was not talking about these two words, that is, he was a murderer, your mother's! It must have been too long......

Hao Aiqian thought to herself: Old Taoist, you are miserable! You've stepped on the sore feet of the fallen five-five, and you're going to die if you don't have anything to say!

The corners of Luo Wuwu's mouth twitched upward, the old lady will let you see what a big murderer is now, Luo Wuwu waved his fist and hit the old Taoist's left eye, and a perfect dark circle appeared on the old Taoist's left eye.

"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, why did you beat me, this fellow Daoist?" The old Taoist priest covered his left eye and argued.

"Humph!" Luo Wuwu sneered: "Do you have a problem with your eyes?" Can't see it? Or do you have a problem with your head? Which eye did you see that I was a gentleman? It's not the left eye, it's the right eye, it's just the right eye, is it? Luo Wuwu punched the old Taoist priest's right eye again, this time it was even more perfect, and a pair of cute panda eyes hung on the old Taoist's face.

"How can you do that?" The old Taoist priest covered his eyes and said: "Only villains and women can't be reasoned with, poor Dao draws a circle and curses you, oh!" No, draw a charm to curse you......"

"You dare!" Luo Wuwu rolled up his sleeves, raised his fist again and shook it in front of the old Taoist priest and said, "I don't care if you hit you all over the ground looking for teeth!"

Hao Aiqian pulled Luo Wuwu and said: "Wuwu, you shouldn't be red on your birthday today, or forget it!"

"To the right ......" The old Taoist priest nodded desperately like a woodpecker and said: "This Taoist friend, it is not appropriate to see blood on your birthday, or you will have eight lifetimes of blood mold, and your marriage is destined by heaven, you can't ask for it, and force can't solve the problem."

"Humph!" Luo Wuwu put down his fist and snorted coldly: "For the sake of today's mother's birthday, I don't have the same knowledge as you, or I don't necessarily beat you all over the ground to find teeth, Sissi, let's go." After speaking, he pulled Hao Aiqian and was about to leave.

The old Taoist priest didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and Luo Wuwu waved his fist to scare him, and the old Taoist priest had to get out of the way, but he still didn't know whether he was alive or dead: "This Taoist friend, your marriage is not in this life, nor in the next life, your marriage is destined by God, when that person appears, he will let you be wet with some of his body fluids......"

Not in this world or in the next, your mother's! Curse the old lady, no one, if you want! One life is not enough, and there is no ...... in the next life. Luo Wuwu looked at the old Taoist priest angrily, what? What bodily fluids? It's disgusting to death, you perverted ugly Taoist, what else do you want me to **? No one dares to talk to me like this in this life, my mother has abolished you......

Luo Wuwu swung his fist at the old Taoist, the old Taoist shook it back, the person was already 10 meters away, and his mouth kept preaching: "You, a fellow Taoist, have such a bad temper at a young age, and you want to beat people at every turn, which is not right!" You have to pay more attention to your self-cultivation, you know? How important is self-cultivation for a person...... "The gushing preaching is like the water of the Yangtze River!"

This girl! Is it the reincarnation of Tang Seng? Luo Wuwu and Hao Aiqian looked at the old Taoist priest and thought so at the same time.

"I'm not a monk, I'm a master of knowing the destiny of heaven under the sect of the three halal people." The old Taoist priest touched his goat's beard and said loudly: "This fellow Daoist, the poor Dao and you have cause and effect, if it weren't for this, the poor Dao wouldn't have run to your eyes to find a fight, and now that it's paid off, the poor Dao should also go." But! You must remember that your marriage is not ordinary! If you meet someone like I said, you must hold on to it, because if you miss it, you will never meet again......" The voice is getting quieter and quieter, and the person is gone.

Luo Wuwu and Hao Aiqian looked at each other with four eyes, is this a prelude to meeting ghosts? That Heavenly Destiny Master just disappeared in front of the two of them out of thin air.

"Hell! ......" Hao Aiqian screamed in surprise, pulling Luo Wuwu and fleeing.