"Aha! Trapped to death, what kind of goblin? When did Ao Zhongtang believe this? Kangxi was sleepy-eyed, and he couldn't wait to go to the east and west six palaces to laugh, play, and drink with those innocent concubines, and now he knows this well. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Last night, I was drinking with the concubines in the West Sixth Palace, guessing the boxing order, playing cards until dawn, and I didn't sleep well all night, but this Ao Bai was too wordy, and he actually said that he was a goblin, and said that he appeared in the royal family. If you don't believe it, why do you still say this?

"Ao Zhongtang, what did you just say about the royal family, I heard you right? You say there are goblins in my royal family? Is that right? Kangxi's face is not very good-looking.

"Exactly. The minions are by no means out of nowhere, sensational, yesterday the minions went to the mansion of King Rui......"

"You went to the emperor's uncle's house? See a goblin? Disastrous. Come on, hurry up and say hello to Uncle Huang and ask him to be more careful. This is no joke! Taizu would not be allowed to say such sensational things. ”

"Your Majesty! If it weren't for the sensationalism of the minions, there were indeed goblins in the Ruiwang Mansion! Ao Bai almost said that he went to Rui Wang's Mansion to set fire, the emperor is not afraid, but he has to pay attention to a little strategy when he speaks, don't give people a mouthful, and go to someone's house to set fire. It's too much of a bully, isn't it? quickly stopped the conversation and made up another set: "The slave passed by in front of his house, and saw a fire inside, and thick smoke billowed inside, and somehow it rained and extinguished the fire, do you say it was a coincidence?" ”

"Hey! What am I, wouldn't it be better if it rained out? Save the water to put out the fire, you mean the rain from the goblins? Or shouldn't it rain so that the torch is as big as the emperor's uncle and the palace will be burned down? ”

"Your Majesty! Can you cheer yourself up? Listen to the minions in more detail? King Rui's Mansion is indeed a goblin, and the slave can't stand by as an auxiliary minister, so the slave asks the emperor to show that he will raid King Rui's mansion and arrest the goblin! ”

"Was the Prince's Mansion raided casually? What do you have to do with the goblins in his house? Kangxi's tone was very unkind.

"That's a mistake! There is an abnormality in the palace, which is related to whether the Jiangshan Sheji of my Qing Dynasty is stable! ”

Kangxi shook his head, trying to shake off his sleepiness, and said to Ao Bai: "Ao Zhongtang, I don't quite understand your intentions, is this goblin what you said, what you saw or made up?" How can there be goblins under this bright world? Ladies and gentlemen, have any of you ever seen a goblin? No? Everyone shook their heads! Didn't you hear that my imperial uncle had come back from a foreign land and brought back some strange things, and you wanted to get a few pieces, right? ”

"Why does the emperor look down on his servants so badly?"

"Okay, okay, let's discuss this matter again, let's retreat." Saying that, he left first. Everyone also hurriedly slipped away, no one believed Aobai's nonsense, he was used to it. Everyone sweated for Prince Rui, how did they offend this evil ghost?

Everyone was talking on the way down to the court. This one said: "There was a vision in King Rui's mansion, so it can't be said to be a goblin!" In recent years, the people in the palace of Prince Rui have been contributing to the economic revitalization of the Qing Dynasty, and the silver earned from doing business has been given to the treasury in addition to the processing fees of the workers, and some things that cannot be imitated have been sold, and all the silver taels obtained have been handed over to the treasury. The fire in the house and the water are extinguished in time is the blessing and creation of King Rui, and the auspicious people have their own blessings, which is a good reward. ”

That said: "If you have the ability, you can do something that benefits the country and the people like Prince Rui, don't always look at anyone who is not pleasing to the eye?" ”

Of course, these words were said behind his back when Ao Bai had already left the palace, who would dare in front of him?

Ao Bai wanted to deter Kangxi from issuing a holy decree in the court, and in the name of confiscating the goblins, he figured out the treasure place of King Rui's mansion, which did have the meaning of what Emperor Kangxi said, and he did a lot of fake public and private things. has always had all kinds of speculations about Lord Rui's exotic journey, and his treasures seem to be overwhelming! According to the information gathered by spies from all over the country, there is an incident in which the governor of Liangjiang, Kali, bought the glass tea set sold by the Renyi class to the treasure shop in Hangzhou. It was sold for thousands of taels of silver! It can be seen that Prince Rui has a large number of rare things in his hands. This fool prince has good things that he doesn't keep for himself, hoards Juqi, sells the silver and returns it to the emperor's treasury. That treasury can be filled with three taels or five taels, a few thousand taels, or tens of thousands of taels of silver? People want to get money out of there and put it in their pockets. He's good, even rare treasures have been sold, and he has to give money to the emperor, incredible! Since he himself doesn't cherish these treasures, then find a way to open the door of King Rui's Mansion and confiscate the "exotic treasures", it is a trivial matter whether the goblins are not goblins. Ao Bai really doesn't want to find out the goblin, the goblin is always more capable than people, what if he eats it?

The prince had already thought of the true purpose of the worship, he was thinking about the things he had brought back from the "foreign land", thinking that they were treasures and wanting to keep them for himself. The greatest misfortune of man is that he is greedy for money, no matter what it is, he wants to keep it for himself, and even kills other people's lives in order to get other people's money! These things are all ordinary daily necessities and things to play in the "exotic". It's not worth much silver. It was because of the economic state of the Qing Dynasty and in order to help Emperor Kangxi overcome the difficulties and achieve the imperial industry, that with the help of the master, a large number of goods were purchased, and when they arrived here, they became novelties and valuable things. The prince didn't think these things were very important, but he couldn't give them to him because of the threat of worship. Discuss countermeasures with Fujin, Yun'er, Xue'er, Bing'er, and Xuan'er. There are Bing'er, Xue'er, and Qing'er guarding the portal. With Yun'er's participation, ten Ao Bai will not be able to enter the palace. Ao Bai was very anxious, in case Lord Rui guessed his intention and transferred the things away, it would be bad. One person hides something, and ten thousand people can't find it. If he doesn't say anything, you're fine. However, if Lord Rui is killed, then this palace can be raided casually? Can things still get out of the palace? So make up the accusations and send them to the guillotine! Ao Bai began to act in full swing. His actions are under Cher's watchful eye.

Not to mention, there are still a lot of bad ideas for worship. First of all, he posted notices everywhere saying that there were goblins in Prince Rui's mansion, and the soldiers and civilians in the capital should be more careful. Just like the advertisements made by modern people, there are really people who believe in it, usually passing by Ruiwangfu Street, but now they are walking around. There are also people who make up stories with oil and vinegar, as if the people in the house have become cannibalistic bones.

The purpose of the prince is to never tie his hands and grab the meat on the chopping board! He encouraged everyone not to be afraid, Ao Bai will not enter the house.

Bing'er said: "I will do my best to protect everyone." We don't have any sins, so why should we be arrested? ”

Ao Bai is going to make a big move. The prince is also waiting for him.

A thousand soldiers with yellow flags surrounded Prince Rui's mansion, saying that they wanted to catch the demons, Bing'er recited the "Beast Gathering Technique", commanding birds, beasts, insects, and domestic animals and poultry within a radius of hundreds of miles, and disrupting the team of Ao Bai in an invisible way.

Ao Bai stood on the steps of the palace and gave his soldiers a "pre-battle mobilization": "Do you know? This Rui Prince's Mansion is a place where treasures gather, and there are treasures everywhere when you enter the palace! It's from an exotic land, and it's worth anything! So when you enter the house, you can boldly grab and take as much as you want! Including young and beautiful women, catch and sleep casually! Whoever is not convinced will tell him to move his head! ”

The soldiers' desires were stirred up by him: who doesn't want valuable treasures? Who doesn't want a young and beautiful woman? This palace is a cornucopia!

"Knock the door open and rush in!" Aobai's nephew Saiben has to think that the little woman of the prince is going crazy, it's so beautiful! Even if you are old, you can't find her! Now it's okay, it's in the house, catch it, Sunahai's daughter is estimated to be in the mansion of Lord Rui, and even Lord Rui's fortune will be owned by himself, see where you are running this time?

Just as they commanded a dozen soldiers to carry thick logs to break open the gate of the palace, all the soldiers were itching all over, as if there were maggots crawling on their bodies. This is the lightest animal taming method used by Bing'er, in his own words, a "caterpillar offensive", and it is not the real maggots coming to them at all. Seben, who had a face covered, had to scream and scold, he had never tasted this before, and screamed and tore his clothes. Ao Bai was about to attack the Rui Wangfu, when he saw the soldiers scratching their ears and cheeks one by one, and scolded angrily: "Why do you have diarrhea as soon as you go into battle?" Straw bag! Pig! Dog! ”

Who can listen to the scolding? The taste on my body is so unpleasant! Scratching, scratching, pinching, and picking hard, I can't solve this itch!

Suddenly, Aobai's body also began to writhe, and his mouth said, "Hey, hey, what's wrong?" Hey, what's getting into the collar? Grasshopper? Is it a centipede? Help me take it off! "Aobai, who is not even afraid of death, is actually afraid of insects! Because he came prepared, he was wearing heavy armor, which was not like a single gown, which he took off when he unbuttoned it, and it was troublesome, layer by layer, he kicked down the soldier who was helping, and tore it himself.

Well, he couldn't collapse for such a trivial matter. Hurry up and collect the troops, and leave the palace one by one in rags.

Ao Bai walked back with the soldiers who had lost their armor and dismounted their armor, and their teeth and bones were gritted and gurgled: "If you don't do it, you won't stop, so you can simply level the Ruiwang Mansion and bombard me with a red-clothed cannon!" that you will be against me! You can't get the treasures, and don't try to make a fortune on them! Pull the cracker and go!

"Amma, Ao Bai has brought the red-clothed cannon here, and he's coming this way." Cher's eyes are "fiery eyes" and she sees all this.

Bing'er can't use "poultry and wild dogs" anymore. Because both humans and animals are vulnerable to artillery. He went to the well and called Qing'er up and asked her what to do, and Qing'er said, "It doesn't matter, I'll deal with them." ”

Ao Bai brought two red-clothed cannons, and as soon as they were put up, he saw a black-clothed and dark-skinned girl standing on the steps of the mansion gate. The eyes of the soldiers with yellow flags lit up, this girl was so beautiful, except for her skin a little darker, there was nothing to find fault with. A slender and tall figure, a goose-egg-shaped face, long eyebrows flying towards sideburns, a straight nose, and a mouth with white teeth slightly exposed. Like a female general, she stood in front of the mansion gate with her waist crossed.

Ao Bai also felt that his eyes lit up, and the woman in black spoke: "General Ao Bai is so majestic, he actually brought a red-clothed cannon to threaten my prince, don't you want to enter the mansion and loot?" If you pass my pass, you can go in. “

"Is that true?" When I heard it, the snot bubbles were almost beautiful. Isn't the heart just a weak woman? Half a man will be able to take her down.

"If you pass my hurdle."

"You're a level? Aren't you afraid that the general's men will carry you to the house for everyone to use? ”

"Smack!" Ao Bai received a slap in the face from Qing'er, the speed was so fast, so accurate, so ruthless, and the sound was very crisp. Who is Aobai? He was merciful if he didn't hit others, but he was actually beaten by a young woman! Don't talk about face, the inside is gone.

"You slut, you dare to hit me! Come on, tie me up! ”

There are really people who are not afraid of death, two young men wearing soldiers with yellow flags came up, and wanted to twist Qing'er's arm, but they heard two screams of "wow", and the arm that stretched out grabbed the long three pieces of meat, and Qing'er used the "black dragon claw".

Ao Bai was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, "Isn't it? Two big men can't deal with a woman? These two people are one of the "Five Tiger Generals" under Aobai, how could they just start communicating with each other?

"Capture this black woman alive for me!"

The soldiers with yellow flags in Ao Bai are also brave and good at fighting, and they rush up desperately as soon as Ao Bai gives them an order. One of them also stretched out his arms to grab Qing'er, but Qing'er grabbed his wrist, picked it up on the spot, his feet off the ground, the faster he picked it, the faster he struck, the eyes began to rotate, and his ears were the sound of "whirring", and then he felt that the black girl's hand was released, and he flew out of a place, flying higher and higher, flying out from above the gate of the palace, and rushed in the direction of Dongzhimen, it was impossible to stop.

Fortunately, it did not hit the city wall, but flew over the city wall and then eastward, slowly weakening its speed, and then plunged into the Grand Canal with a "bang". A very high splash.

Where have you ever seen a woman with such strength? The heart said, "If this girl is used by me, it will be a good thing." ”

"Girl, slow down, look at your strength, Ao admires. If you can cast under Ao, discipline you as a high-ranking official and a horse as a horse......"

"Whew! Cast under your command? Be your mother's spring and autumn dream! You bullied my lord, even the red-clothed cannon was pulled to the door, and you sowed discord, you have the ability to fight one-on-one with me. ”

"What does a girl's talk count? If you follow this general, Ao has his own reward. One-on-one is free, the girl's arms and legs are tender, don't break it. General Ben is very distressed! ”

"Fuck off, old rascal!" Qing'er didn't bother to take care of him, grabbed Aobai's clothes and lifted him up. Swing a circle on the top of your head, and then let go and fly out. Not far away, sitting on the treetops of a tree, how could such tender treetops support the weight of Aobai, "quack" fell to the ground, and Aobai fell to grinning, it turned out that his tailbone happened to hit a small protrusion on the ground.

"Redcoat Cannon, Redcoat Cannon!" Only then did Ao Bai think of his red-clothed cannon, and shouted to his subordinates, "Load the cannonball!" Fast! Flatten the Rui Wangfu for me! ”