"If you buy something, you have to give money!"

The fat man's voice came, and Lang Yuan could hardly believe his ears. Why did the fat man come back? Where the hell are you from?

"We don't attack the police! But if you buy something, you have to give money! The flower hats surrounded Lang Yuan and the little girl, and the knives were bright and terrifying. It seems that this fat man is his own person, although he doesn't wear a flower hat. So the owner of the flower hat hitched a ride on the fat man's words.

But why did the fat man carry a huge stone lion?

Lang Yuan was dumbfounded again, when he saw the fat man, his head always had no time to turn. This is the stone lion at the entrance of Unicom's business hall, and it takes four or five hundred kilograms without a ton, right? Unicom's business hall used to be the district court, but after the district court moved to the suburbs, the entire building was sold to Unicom, and the two stone lions were retained.

"Three hundred and six, right?" The fat man smiled and asked the owner of the flower hat.

Lang Yuan couldn't help but pouted quietly, it turned out that the fat man had already come, and he had watched the whole process, and even three hundred and six knew it. Unconsciously, Lang Yuan's spirit actually relaxed. Fat people may not be good people, but they are certainly not a gang of hats, and they are all written on their ID cards. Although I still don't know why he wants to move people's stone lions.

This stone lion gave Lang Yuan a lot of shock, but it was not as shocking as six or seven seconds of 100 meters. Ordinary people can't move, but it's no problem for two or three people to carry it. In other words, the former is inhuman speed, but the latter is just stupid. Otherwise, it is impossible for the fat man to perform in public.

"That's right! Three hundred and six! The owner of the hat replied crisply.

"She doesn't have any money!" The fat man seemed to be a little distressed.

"If you don't have money, don't buy it! I've cut it all off, how can I sell it to someone else? "Flower hat is serious, and it seems to make sense. Asking the price is a knife, and it is resolute that it cannot be returned, and the money must be in hand. Well, if you don't get the money, you have to get it.

"How about giving you this stone lion?" The fat man said coldly, with a very sincere attitude, and seemed to have been working very hard to find a solution to the problem.

"Why do I want a stone lion? I am fair trader, and I take money. The owner of the hat took two steps back. Because the fat man took two steps forward, the stone lion almost put himself on the neck of the owner of the flower hat.

"Be reasonable!" The fat man sighed, "Did you say twenty-six yuan and one tael?" ”

"I didn't say twenty-six yuan a catty! I've never sold twenty-six dollars a pound! "The owner of the hat continued to retreat in principle.

"Aren't you bullying?" The fat man reluctantly pushed the stone lion forward.

"What's wrong with bullying you? Pay money obediently, you don't have money to pretend to be an uncle! A flower hat next to him finally couldn't hold it anymore and spat a mouthful.

Although Hua Hat had never read a book, he also understood that the fat man was not their gang, and he was only a minute or two slower than Lang Yuan. The flower hat that spoke stuck the tip of the knife under the flower hat, as if it was tickling. I haven't washed my hair for a while, and I have a lot of dandruff, which is similar to the disdain on my face.

"Hehe, just wait for your sentence, I'll hit you with a stone lion!" The fat man's smile is bright, like a child scaring people.

However, the stone lion in the fat man's hand suddenly flew up, and when it flew to the top of the flower hat's head, the throwing force was finally exhausted, and it seemed to be still stagnant in the air, and instantly turned into free fall, and smashed towards the flower hat!

I'm going to go! The flower hat threw a knife and ran. I'll wipe it, if it's smashed this time, it won't be a marinated naan?

"Bang!"

With a loud bang, the asphalt concrete pavement was smashed into a large hole, and the four legs and the base of the stone lion all disappeared into the pavement.

What's going on? The owner of the flower hat and his friends were all stunned, and Lang Yuan and her friends were also stunned.

But the fat man walked over, leaned over and scooped up the stone lion again, walked to the owner of the flower hat again, and said with great sincerity, "It is not right to bully people!" Don't bully people in the future, can you take this stone lion away? I think three hundred and six is worth it! ”

"Don't!" The owner of the flower hat also ran away. Not only do I not want the stone lion, but I don't even want the cake worth two Santanas.

There was another loud bang, this time behind the owner of the flower hat, almost hitting his heel. The fat man walked over slowly, scooped up the stone lions, and looked at the frightened little flower hats one by one, "Why did he go?" This lump can top two Santanas! Which of you will help him bring it back? ”

Seeing that the stone lion was about to fly again, a group of flower hats ran wildly and scattered, and the blades crackled and threw to the ground......

"You, you-" Lang Yuan easily withdrew his chin, his small mouth was closed, and the tip of his tongue was still cold, and a lot of cold wind was poured in just now. There was a stone lion flying in the sky, and Lang Yuan's head had to fly for a while.

That's it? The fat man just walked away so gracefully? Of course, still holding the stone lion. Lang Yuan's head was very big, and the two thick eyebrows were almost together, and he shouted at the fat man's back, "You come back for me!" ”

"What's wrong?" The fat man really came back obediently, but his expression was innocent and his tone was very puzzled. The stone lion was already in its place, as if it had never been moved. It's just that there's a little more asphalt crushed at the bottom.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with me, you ask?! Lang Yuan asked angrily.

The stone lion flew from the sky, two large potholes on the road, a tricycle carrying the cake, and eight bright knives around it...... What does it all add up to? Chicken feathers, boss trouble!

"Didn't you call me for help? Ah, the bad guys were scared away. That's what I'm supposed to do, no thanks! The fat man's pride was palpable. The police asked for help, and the fat brother responded. The fat brother made a move, invincible. Comrade police, don't be polite, anyway, you are only verbally encouraging, and you are not allowed to propagandize.

"I, I-" Lang Yuan was speechless for a moment. I asked you to help, but I didn't ask you to help so much, did I? You might as well run away! Even if I paid three hundred and sixty yuan for that little girl, although it was a little humiliating, it would be better than this result, right?

However, as a responsible people's policeman, Lang Yuan couldn't say this kind of unloading and killing donkeys, so he had to ask angrily, "I said, what now?" ”

"You're a police officer, what do you ask me to do?" The fat man said very sincerely, you asked the wrong person.

"You, you—" Lang Yuan was speechless again, he made sense. But the fat man's words were not finished.

"Take a closer look, you're still pretty. If you get stabbed in the face like this, you really don't have much merit. So stupid, and fierce, alas! The fat man said as he compared his hand to the knife, and slowly swiped it across his fat face, grinning his teeth. And then with a look of regret, I can't help it.

Lang Yuan first heard the keyword "beautiful", was he praising me? Don't be blind! Of course this girl is beautiful, does the police flower understand? Do you have to take a closer look?

Did he do this because he was afraid that I would be hurt? Cut, who is rare!

What the? You're stupid, you're fierce, your whole family has no merits!

"You, you-" Lang Yuan just wanted to express an objective evaluation of the fat man, but was ruthlessly interrupted by the fat man.

"You're welcome! I know that the public should help the police, otherwise what kind of case can you solve? I also know the procedure, if you ask me to make a transcript, remember to remember after 9 o'clock in the morning and before 4 o'clock in the afternoon! The fat man pursed his lips and walked into the Unicom business hall.

This time it's really gone. And he just left? Lang Yuan's mouth and eyes were crooked, his chest rose and fell sharply, and he pointed to the fat man's back, unable to say a word.

Then, a beautiful picture appeared on the pedestrian street. A beautiful young policewoman picked up a knife on the ground and threw it into the tricycle with a crackle. Then he stepped on the tricycle with bitterness and hatred, and pedaled forward with the bell. Behind the car, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl was pushing hard......

Along the way, everyone was focused, and Lang Yuan didn't know how he kicked back to the police station. Anyway, I went back and didn't get lost.

Officer Cao was about to go out, and just happened to meet Lang Yuan coming back, he circled the tricycle three times, and could hardly believe his eyes, "I said auntie, how did you get this back?" But it's my life! ”

"What if you don't get it back? Thrown on the street? Lang Yuan got off the tricycle with a blank face and stiffness. What I want to do most now is to go to the training room and pop three or five sandbags. Then get two bottles of wine and get yourself drunk behind closed doors.

However, as a responsible people's policeman, Lang Yuan can't be so capricious. The little girl of the bitter lord had to make the record herself, and someone had to clean up the aftermath of the tricycle and the cake on the car.

"What the hell is going on?" Officer Cao noticed that Lang Yuan's mood was not quite right.

What the hell was going on, Officer Cao soon knew. Not only did Officer Cao know, but the whole office knew about it, and the Gaoshan District Bureau soon knew.

Dozens of flower hats rushed into the Chengguan police station and smashed them all indiscriminately, like devils entering the village.