Chapter 0018: Black King Kong Tribe
My name is Wu Ge, I was originally a navy, and I was supposed to be discharged from the army in 133 days, because I was eaten by a monster and reborn as a little Tyrannosaurus rex, and my monster mother abandoned me very irresponsibly.
Also, I used to be a human being.
Wu Ge took a bath in the river comfortably, and touched a big fish to eat by the way... Wu Ge's tail swung vigorously in the water to change his posture, a medium-sized big fish swam past Wu Ge's tail and pressed his body to run away, this medium-sized big fish had a premonition that the danger was approaching and accelerated, Wu Ge threw away the fish that had eaten half of the fish in his mouth.5 Continue to accelerate, the medium-sized big fish rushed into a section of the trunk of a decaying tree, Wu Ge did not immediately catch up, in fact, Wu Ge continued to follow along the rotten trunk and waited until the medium-sized fish was embarrassed from the rotten trunk, Wu Gezha went to bite its gills.
But? The medium-sized big fish did not do it, and the things that Wu Ge envisioned did not happen.
Quiet, quiet all around, this fish is so smart! Wu Ge smiled bitterly. This made Wu Ge unable to take care of each other, and Wu Ge still felt that it was possible for the medium-sized big fish to escape from the other end, and perhaps, it would destroy from the middle. The medium-sized big fish swung its tail from the mouth of the incoming mouth, Wu Ge stared at it in amazement, how could it be a dolphin? Wu Ge is bubbling, and the water is not salty! It can only be said that this fish is too clever, and it is expected that the hunter will wait for the rabbit, so he simply pretends to go in and then according to the situation, if the hunter also goes in, it will run away, and if it does not follow up, it will return. Wu Ge swam ashore, and there was an apple forest on the shore.
It is also excellent to have apples to eat. Wu Ge was wet and shook his body, Wu Ge walked into the apple forest, there were leftover fruit pits on the ground, indicating that there were animals in the apple forest, and they must have heard that other animals were coming and disappeared immediately. The sentinels of the Black King Kong tribe dutifully warned their companions to evacuate in time after Wu Ge came ashore, and all the Black King Kong people did not take their eyes off this strange beast, as long as they climbed the tree, they were safe.
Wu Ge tried to identify it a few times: "Is this a gray slip or a black King Kong?" ”
Black King Kong will not take the initiative to tell others that he is Black King Kong.
The two sides were also fine, so Wu Ge picked up apples on the grass to eat, because the apples were too tall for him to reach, but after a long time, these apples were obviously not enough to eat.
"Beastmaster, I still want to eat, apples."
Wu Ge looked dryly at the black King Kong beside the tree.
"Black King Kong, don't give it!" The leader of the Black King Kong refused with righteous words.
They revert to being uninhabited. As long as there is no danger, they are happy to settle for the status quo.
Don't give it, right? Wu Ge thought. A little damage is also excellent.
"Roar!"
"No, get out of the way, Applewood!"
"Don't make noise! Apple, here you go. ”
The leader of the Black King Kong was so frightened that he ordered the tribesmen to contribute an apple.
Wu Ge immediately piled up a mountain of apples in front of him, which made Wu Ge laugh, there were a lot of apples left for breakfast, but he couldn't eat apples all the time at noon, Wu Ge immediately thought of an ancient recipe. Du Kang made wine, Du Kang was a grain and grass official of Shennong's family, and there was no granary at that time, so what should I do with grain storage? Eh~ Du Kang thought of a way to hide the grain in a tree hole. One day, Du Kang was worried about how to store food, and walked to a forest, and found that the existing tree hole was very dry, as long as the hole was blocked with stones, he was not afraid of moisture, so Du Kang hid all the grain in the tree hole according to his idea. In the blink of an eye, winter turned to spring, and some of the snow and water flowed into the tree hole, and a month later, Du Kang came to check the grain again and found it! Oops, Mahler, a wall! Du Kang finally realized that the god horse will not die if he does not die, but if he asks for no fault and no merit, I think the animal skin rewarded by the king can be kneaded and hanged first! The question is that it doesn't matter if you die, what about the stomachs of tens of thousands of people are all filled with stones? Sister, cheat daddy! Then Du Kang smelled the aroma of the yellow liquid (I don't know if Du Kang wants to drink this poisonous wine to death, or thinks that it is a good wine to drink, if he thinks that the grain is finished, he will definitely not be in the mood to ponder these things, but there is no absolute) Finally, Du Kang woke up and found that Ren Du's second pulse opened by himself, only to see a hundred zhang of light rushing from the heavenly spirit cover, stirring up the sky and dark clouds, and five big words floated directly: "It should be the destiny of the Son of Heaven!" ”
Du Kang laughed! The emperor took turns to sit, and this year he came to my house, and the ancients did not deceive me! Therefore, I have always thought that the Chinese's sense of democracy and freedom is at least 5,000 years earlier than that of developed countries, don't you mention to me that feudalism also colonizes? Ah~ How do you feel about writing the rhythm of fantasy martial arts, or writing historical facts, historical facts. Du Kang woke up only to feel refreshed, as if the comfort of the meridians, immediately dedicated the turbid wine to Shennong's, the ancients at that time had very few ways to entertain, basically except for eating, fighting, sleeping, a lifetime has passed, with Du Kang's Bacchus Shennong's felt very good, so he gave Du Kang a few animal skins...
Wu Ge made wine, Wu Ge found a tree hole according to his thoughts, and then put the apple in it comfortably and waited for half a month, maybe a month, anyway, Wu Ge and Black King Kong were very familiar, and there were no other beasts in the days when Wu Ge was around, and Black King Kong felt that it was nothing, but this strange beast liked to stuff apples into the tree hole. Once, the leader of the Black King Kong called a male Black King Kong to dig into the hole of the tree to see what was in the hole? The leader of the Black King Kong is very curious, and the other members of the tribe are the same, if the leader does not send other Black King Kong, he will also dig into it. The male black King Kong took away the stone blocked in the tree hole, first opened his eyes to see it, probably thought that there would be nothing jumping from the black tree hole, his right hand carefully began to stretch out, the male black King Kong smelled the fragrance of nothing, it was not obvious at the beginning, as the arm stretched in more and more, the male black King Kong was a little star-populating, his fingers touched the liquid, the male black King Kong reflexively shrank back, and the sticky male black gold was just about to go back, but thinking of the leader's advice, it was not good to take something and finally took a rotten apple back.
All this was seen by the leader of the Black King Kong, "This stupid! ”
"Go ahead and plug the hole in the tree."
"No."
"Look, Chief."
"Bring it!" The leader of the Black King Kong snatched the rotten apple handed to him by the male Black King Kong.
"Stinky apples?"
"Yes."
The leader of the black King Kong looked at the male black King Kong in wonder, and found that its face was very red, thinking that it was staring at one of his concubines, but the leader of the Black King Kong also smelled the fragrance that seemed to be there, and opened its right finger to sniff, I don't know why.
"Get out!"
"No."
The Black King Kong tribe returned to normal, and the leader lay down on the crook of the tree and squinted for a while. Wu Ge dragged a stinky mud back, he also found that something was wrong, the stones in the tree hole were loose, he looked up at the Black King Kongs, which happened to be the position of the Black King Kong leader Xiao Ming, the Black King Kong leader was so cold!
"Black King Kong! Don't touch it! Tree Hole! ”
Wu Ge shouted almost softer than a roar, the leader of the Black King Kong almost fell, and the other tribesmen were even more embarrassed to think that there were carnivores again, and a little Black King Kong fell from the tree without grasping his mother's back, and landed a few meters away from Wu Ge, crying out pitifully and helplessly.
"Don't!" The female black King Kong was in a hurry, and her mouth trembled.
"Huhu~" The leader of the Black King Kong climbed to a higher place and looked around.
Wu Ge walked up to the little black King Kong, gently took it in his mouth and threw it on his back, and the little black King Kong tightly grasped the protrusion on Wu Ge's back.
"Take it away! Little Black King Kong, the Beastmaster doesn't eat Black King Kong! Hello Black King Kong. "This has to be put on life, a direct good person, much more than a good black King Kong without tongue twisting.
The female black King Kong immediately took the little black King Kong. The other Black King Kong of the tribe watched Wu Ge go about other things.
Wu Ge took the prepared mussel shell, scooped up the turbid wine, and drank it himself, which looked like wine, but it was not interesting to drink alone, he immediately beckoned to the lively Black King Kong who was watching the excitement in the tree.
"There's something delicious, come and eat, Black King Kong." called a few times, just as Wu Ge was a little impatient. An agile Black King Kong landed.
"What's your name?"
"Luls."
"Luls, please drink."
"Wine?"
"Well, wine, good stuff."
Luls took a sip of the mussel shell, and his mood immediately became 4 good, this wine is indeed a good thing!
Wu Ge lost no time in bringing pork to share with Luls. When the Black King Kongs saw that the leaders had all gone down, they also took the initiative to go down to drink the wine brewed by Wu Ge.
"Beastmaster, awesome!"
"Huh."
The leader of the Black King Kong was drunk, and the other Black King Kong members were also drunk, and they admired Wu Ge for the whole table of meat, and there was a comparison when he spoke: "The giant King Kong is also powerful, be careful." ”
"Oh? What is Donkey Kong? ”
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