On the night of the fifth day of the fifth month of May in 2050, it is a dark and windy night, it is dark everywhere, there is no light in the sky, and all the stars and moons and other objects that can have light are hidden.

In the wilderness on the outskirts, except for the chirping of insects and birds, there was silence everywhere, and a figure with a slender and well-proportioned figure appeared in such a night, he took out a glowing five-pointed star object from his chest, threw it into the air, and the light shot out, wrapping the man inside, and a super handsome and handsome face appeared under the light of a moment......

The evening of the fifth day of May 2015.

Luo Wuwu helplessly looked at the master who had drunk and couldn't find the north master - the ninth master (wine master), who obviously said that he would have a good rest on his birthday today, so where did he go to work? Why do you have to work overtime yourself? It's obviously the work of this old drunkard master...... Luo Wuwu wanted to cry without tears and roared loudly in his heart. If the eyes can kill people, the ninth master has already been slashed by five or five thousand knives! The mood was too depressed, Luo Wuwu picked up the brush used by the ninth master on the table to practice calligraphy, and drew a green-haired turtle on the forehead of the ninth master......

Luo Wuwu changed into work clothes and walked to the workbench quickly. The subject of this makeup is a young and beautiful woman who has cut her veins and committed suicide, even if there is no sign of life, she is still a beautiful woman with a super body. Luo Wuwu really can't figure it out, how can such a young and beautiful woman be so unthinkable, look at your beautiful face, and your proud figure - the devil's body with convex and backward curves, your cup is at least 36E! Luo Wuwu thought enviously.

Low self-esteem! Luo Wuwu looked at himself with disgust and looked at his body that was flat in front and back to the point that there was no curvy figure that a woman should have, if the old lady could have even 34A! But my own Wangzi little steamed bun has never seen it get bigger since junior high school!

Luo Wuwu thought so, but the work in hand did not stop, but he still had to go home on time at 8:30 and celebrate his 32nd birthday with his idol Hua Zhibo. Although it is across the TV, I can look at Hua Zhibo every night, and I already feel very happy when I fall into Wuwu.

Finally finished the work in hand, Luo Wuwu looked at his work with satisfaction, and it was another work like a flower! It's alive as if she's not dead.

"That's it, call it a day and go home to see the handsome guy." Luo Wuwu happily put away the tools, changed out of his work clothes, and rode his little white pigeon brand love bicycle to the direction of home.

Luo Wuwu's family lives next to the mass grave in the suburbs, and on the way home is to pass through a mass grave, where it is dark and there is not even a street lamp, and no one dares to pass by with a black light for ordinary people (whether it is a man or a woman), but for Luo Wuwu, these are nothing? Isn't it just a dead man? She had to have physical contact every day, and now she was immune. What's more, the small two-story house next to the mass grave is half rented and half given to her very cheaply, so that she, a poor person who is poor and white, doesn't care about anything!

In the dark night sky, a glimmer of light suddenly appeared from far and near, and it turned out to be a meteor passing through the sky! Luo Wuwu looked at the sky, and suddenly remembered the words of his friend Hao Aiqian, if you are lucky enough to see a meteor passing through the sky, and say your wish in that short period of seconds, then that wish will definitely come true. Could it be that God took pity on himself for being alone for his birthday, and sent a meteor to make him wish? Whatever? Let's make a wish first! Nothing less anyway.

"Oh my God! Please give me a handsome husband! I don't want to live alone anymore......" Luo Wuwu shouted out his wish, anyway, he was not afraid of being heard, and there would be no other high-level animals in this wilderness besides himself!

As if he understood Luo Wuwu's wish, God dragged back the meteor that had crossed her head alive, right! It's a meteor that has already flown over, and it turned around...... Oh, my God! The meteor flew in the direction of Luowuwu......

Luo Wuwu looked at the meteors flying towards him in the sky, what was the situation? Seeing that the meteor that was getting closer and bigger was about to fly in front of him......

Your mother's! Luo Wuwu greeted God's mother in her heart, the old lady wants a handsome husband, why did you give me a big meteor, what is the situation? Luo Wuwu quickly accelerated and rode her little white pigeon, at this time she wished that she could grow a few more legs. Woowoo...... I don't want to die young, and I don't want to be the first person ever to be stoned alive by a meteor on my birthday...... What kind of picture does it look like now?

A colorful meteor is chasing a woman who is desperately riding a bicycle, and there is no need to elaborate on how beautiful this picture is!

Luo Wuwu could feel the temperature behind his buttocks constantly heating up, and scolded in his heart: The old lady just wants a man, you are a god, do you use it to trick me like this? Anyway, I'm unlucky enough, I was born to kill my parents, and finally there is an orphanage to take me in, and I was burned down by a nameless fire, if it weren't for myself and my friend, that is, my current best friend Hao Aiqian, who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and stole out of the fish pond to fish, I was likely to die heroically in that fire. Because the fire started next to my room......

"Your mother's! Stop chasing me! The old lady really can't ride. Luo Wuwu used up his last bit of strength and fell to the ground, panting and pouting his ass and saying, "Die, die!" The old lady is not afraid of you, it's a big deal that you'll be a good man in 20 years, bah...... Phew...... It's a big beauty again, and it's convex and backward, at least 36C. Luo Wuwu said foul words and nonsense to give himself courage.

The shining meteor may have been frightened by Luo Wuwu's foul language, and when it flew in front of Luo Wuwu, a sudden brake stopped! Right! It stopped just 5 meters away, but the blue flames on the meteor splashed a lot on Luowu's buttocks, and then it burned......

"Ahh My little ass...... Yes...... Oh...... Ah......h She completely abandoned her self-image (in fact, she didn't have any self-image) and began to roll on the ground, trying her best to finally extinguish the flames on her little ass, but her poor little ass was already burned and exposed, and it was almost a barbecue!

"Your mother's! You're going to burn me! Luo Wuwu pinched her waist and scolded the street like a shooting star and scolded loudly: "What does it mean to burn my little ass?" Are you a stinky meteor or a super perverted fart-lover? Shameless guy, you kind of come at me! You mad ......"

Before Luo Wuwu's words were finished, the meteor swooped down like her again, frightening her to turn around and hug her head, but unfortunately...... How can she be faster than a meteor!

The meteor pressed down on her from behind, letting Luo Wuwu sink into the dirt in a state of dog shit, and she muttered weakly: "Your mother's, is it good that my mother is still a virgin, and she has not even experienced a simple hand-in-hand kiss with a boy, so it is too embarrassing to go to see Marx in such a glorious way?" Woowoo...... I don't want to ......" The voice grew weaker and weaker until there was no sound anymore.

The light of the meteor slowly weakened, a hand stretched out from inside, and slowly a man's figure walked out of it. His first reaction was to look up and down, left and right, and after confirming that he was not seen by others, he immediately took out a mirror from his body, and a handsome face appeared in the mirror, and he played with his hair that was already a little messy in the mirror, and the slightly wrinkled clothes on his body...... After getting it done, don't forget to throw a wink at the mirror, the person is too handsome, there is no way, no matter how handsome!

He felt for a five-pointed star-shaped necklace pendant on his chest, and pressed the oversized diamond in the middle, and the meteor on the ground disappeared without a trace.

At the moment when the meteor disappeared, the man found the unknown creature on the ground, black at both ends and white in the middle (hahaha...... It's supposed to be flesh-colored), what is this? He stepped on his toes with some curiosity......

At the moment when Luo Wuwu thought that she would be crushed to death, the meteor on her body disappeared out of thin air, she used all her strength to take a deep breath, and when she wanted to get up from the ground, an object stepped on her smooth buttocks, and Luo Wuwu jumped up in anger!

"Who stepped on the old lady's ass, that shameless pervert." Luo Wuwu was stimulated to recover his combat effectiveness and roared loudly: "Don't you know that the tiger's ass can't be touched? I even dare to use the ...... that I stepped on" It seems that there is a problem with this sentence, and the reaction after falling five or five years ago, whatever! Anyway, you can't be bullied.

When Luo Wuwu saw the super beautiful man in front of him clearly, cough cough cough...... Her eyes became peach-shaped, and saliva was about to squirt out of her mouth, and she swallowed desperately three times to keep the saliva from coming out. Is there really such a handsome and dashing person in this world? Answer: Yes, of course! And right in front of you! Could it be that God has finally been gracious and blessed me with such a handsome man......

The man looked at Luo Wuwu with an expression of looking at a monster, because the expression on Luo Wuwu's face changed in an endless variety of ways......