"What?"

The fat man almost drowned in the foot-washing water.

What went wrong with tonight's script? Brother has also prepared a whole set of rhetoric, which must be bitter, cruel and indifferent, and ruthless, as cold as the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves - so that your words don't count! Let you be tied with the villain!

Satisfied......

Lang Yuan actually said that he was satisfied? I asked if I was satisfied with "our new house"! Why did she say satisfied, and on what basis did she say satisfied—she, her, what did she mean?

As an outstanding teenager in Zangma Mountain, only nineteen and a half years old, the fat man who has been in the city for less than a month, really can't do it, and he is very timid, and it takes a long time to stumble and stumble, and put forward a suggestion that has been ridiculed for many years.

Because the suggestion was really made by Wang Gu to talk about him, it can also be judged to be an escape from the battle—the fat man argued that the gun was not abandoned, but it was not accepted, but instead added a drunken refusal to recognize the pot of wine money—which cruelly exposed the fat man's weak nature, which was well disguised by his mighty appearance, commonly known as the silver pewter spear head.

This suggestion is also one of the few, if not the largest, blemishes in the fat man's fierce life.

"Why don't we eat noodles first?"

It is recommended that so.

Suggestions were accepted.

Lang Yuan nodded imperceptibly, took the noodle bowl, opened the lid of the paper, and slowly stirred it with a small plastic fork.

didn't think about it, in the process of putting the suggestion into practice, it cruelly exposed the serious lack of experience of fat pickles.

If you don't talk about couples dating, there is no noodle to eat. When the love was supposed to be strong, the two of them each took out a hand and crossed their fingers to shake each other. With the other hand, you feed me, I feed you, and the taste is so beautiful that you don't want it, it's second only to clearing your mouth...... Well, you take a small plastic fork and feed each other a mouthful of instant noodles to try?

You can't eat your own food! It should have been you and me, so I looked at each other affectionately and smiled or something. This is good, you take a sip, I snort, and all the mood is gone.

At first, the two of them had their own thoughts, and they ate without a bite, and after a while, they slipped on, and ate quite heroically.

Instant noodles are something that you can't eat in your mouth if you eat it in too small bites. If you see a heresy who eats instant noodles, it's best to kill the account with a stick, and everyone can worry. At least he had to buckle his head with soup and noodles.

I don't know who slipped first, the fat man said it was Lang Yuan, and Lang Yuan said it was the fat man - anyway, who doesn't know who, who slipped first and didn't all slurr?

Besides, from after lunch until more than nine o'clock in the evening, both of them were already hungry with their stomachs pressed against their backbones.

As a result, my stomach was full and my painting style changed......

In the middle of the process, Lang Yuan suddenly laughed "poof", and then laughed back and forth, obviously there is nothing funnier in the world than this.

The fat man rolled his eyes and took a bite - the stupid girl ate a "one more bowl"? It's very untutored to laugh like this!

Lang Yuan finally laughed to his heart's content, and leaned over with a particularly unbeaten face, as excited as if he had discovered a new continent, "Hehe, you're the first brother, right?" ”

The fat man pumped from the corner of his mouth to the back of his head, and the instant noodles in his mouth fell to the ground in a slump. It's so annoying, why do you ask people this kind of question......

In fact, when Lang Yuan almost subconsciously said the word "satisfied", he was so nervous that he couldn't do it, and he didn't know how to turn the page.

But who let the fat man show his cowardice first?

After nearly two bowls of instant noodles, Lang Yuan was a little puzzled - why was I so "satisfied" just now?

It seems that the fat man has the effect of turning decay into magic, the efficiency is extremely high, and the effect is immediate, and it has turned a cold and buried broken room into a warm and comfortable nest. He really did it! There are fat people, no problem! As long as you're with fat people, you don't have to worry about anything! Lang Yuan even thought of being led to an amusement park by his father when he was a child......

Isn't it so cold that you lose your mind, and you are so hungry that you have no discipline? Or Lao Zhuang's grandson said well, major matters must be decided after eating and drinking!

Whether you are satisfied with the new house or not is obviously a major issue and must not be overlooked.

This new house is too confusing, how can it be satisfied?

Well, the floor is full of cardboard boxes and plastic bags, as well as mustard bags and seasoning bags, and plastic seals torn off the noodle bowls.

Mmmm, it's not even possible to clean it! This is still a black concrete floor, why do you have to lay a yellow, orange and orange solid wood floor?

Mmmm, don't you have a lot of strength? What is it to hold a stone lion, what is it to hold a stone mill, if you take this house to the sea, I will obey you!

Okay, okay, it's too hasty, it's too hasty, it's too easy, the time and place are not right, it's a lifetime event, people are only twenty years old, and they are not ready at all......

"What's wrong with Brother Chu, is it embarrassing?" The fat man looked at Lang Yuan stupidly, took a sip, and asked rhetorically while chewing, "Aren't you a beginner...... Younger sister? ”

First sister? It's a new word...... Lang Yuan now had the strength to roll his eyes, and said triumphantly, "Of course not!" ”

It's not a first sister, do you want to be so proud?

"Looks like you're experienced?" The fat man slipped through the third bowl of instant noodles, and then soaked the fourth bowl, "Do you want another bowl?" ”

"That's quite rich! At the beginning, I was still counting, and when I counted, I counted the wrong line! Lang Yuan collapsed softly in the sofa, her memory really had a problem, just now she thought the sofa was dirty, but now she is so comfortable that she doesn't want to, "Well, another bowl." Put less in the bag, salty. ”

"Put a third?" The fat man's service attitude was very good, Lang Yuan nodded before he flushed and pushed over, "That's not bad this time or two, right?" We are all buddies and girlfriends, and I think we should have an in-depth and friendly exchange to improve the quality of our friendship. ”

"Communicate and communicate, what's there! But the quality of friendship doesn't need to be improved, I usually treat it as if nothing happened, and after dawn I say that I broke up, what should I do. Lang Yuan took the bowl of noodles and continued to snort, and patted the water with his feet, "The footwashing water is a little cold!" ”

"What a!" The fat man poured the water from the electric kettle into Lang Yuan's basin, poured two more bottles of mineral water and continued to boil, turning around and snorting, "Isn't that good?" I'm not a casual person, and I have to be responsible for what I do. ”

"Why did you pour the mineral water into the basin for me?" Lang Yuan sighed, and looked at a mountain man with disdain, "You save it, there are more handsome guys who are responsible for me, and there is no shortage of fat ones." It's okay to communicate occasionally, you still want to have a long friendship, it's beautiful to you! ”

"Yes, if you dare to die, I will dare to bury it! Okay, you have to take me later, I'm a very strong person, and I don't have enough experience. The fat man took a sip, "It's hot water anyway!" There's still half a box here, and I can't finish it, so I don't have to run to the bathroom. ”

"Wash your feet with mineral water, and do evil! I can't finish eating, do you want it? Lang Yuan pushed the bowl and stopped eating, unscrewed a bottle of mineral water to rinse his mouth, "Don't worry, I have brought more people, the basic skills are very solid, and I will give you a red envelope when I am done." ”

The remaining half bowl of noodles was brought over by the fat man, who continued to snort tirelessly. Lang Yuan continued to condition the fat man, and he was idle anyway.

"Hey, Brother Chu! How do you know you're strong? Oh, I see, do it yourself! Hey, didn't you get some romance action movies to study? That's what you call it, right? By the way, which ones do you like? ”

I met a female python today...... The fat man rolled his eyes and continued to sweep the mess. Lang Yuan ate two and a half bowls, the fat man ate five and a half bowls, and there were several bowls left in a box of instant noodles.

It seems that I made a big mistake just now, I talked too much, and I suffered a loss! In the future, you have to pay attention to it, and try not to chatter if you can do it!

After the fat man was full, he snatched the mineral water bottle in Lang Yuan's hand, took a big sip, wiped his mouth and stared at Lang Yuan with bright eyes - it's time to come to the real thing! Otherwise, the reader will not agree......

Lang Yuan glared back without showing weakness at first, who is afraid of you with a silver-like pewter spear head! Gradually, his face turned red, his body was hot, his legs were weak, and he lowered his head in panic, feeling like he had been peeled a red fruit by a fat man with his eyes.

Sure enough, women are like springs, if you are weak, she will be strong!

"Hehe, remember to take me!" The fat man didn't do anything, one hand into Lang Yuan's legs, the other hand into the armpits, Lang Yuan didn't understand anything, his body suddenly lightened, and he was in mid-air!

Seeing that he had reached the side of the bed, Lang Yuan regained a little sense, kicked his legs vigorously, twisted his body around, and shouted incoherently, "Hey, I haven't washed yet!" Have you ever bought a toothbrush? By the way, I have it in my suitcase, you can put me down first! ”

Lang Yuan was really put down, but it was lying on the bed, and the quilt had already been pulled away by the fat man's hand.

Then the coat was taken off, and Lang Yuan hurriedly blocked it, but how could a weak woman be able to withstand the mighty fat man who killed the gods and destroyed the Buddha?

The result of the block was that even his pants were taken off, and during the whole process, the fat man was smiling evilly, without saying a word, and his left palm was opened, firmly pressing Lang Yuan's small belly. The right hand is not idle, and after taking off Lang Yuan, he takes off himself, very numb, and never drags mud and water.

Lang Yuan was really anxious, and pulled the fat man with both hands, "Hey, I heard it hurts!" Let's study it first, don't worry! Heck, I've heard a lot of blood! Hey, it's going to be life-threatening......"