Chapter 596: A Trap
The toilet can be regarded as the greatest invention of mankind, you know, this thing did not exist as soon as human beings appeared, and the history is not very long, this is true. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
To really trace the history of this toilet, we Chinese all know that we used to call this kind of place to solve physiological problems as thatched houses, but before, there was not such a place, the home that pays attention to a little is just a toilet, the history books record that when Li Yu of the Southern Tang Dynasty was arrogant and rich, when Song Taizu broke his country, he saw a thing, made of gold, inlaid with precious stones, and took it as a treasure.
I even want to bite my teeth and see if it's golden.
As a result, Xiao Zhouhou couldn't stand it anymore at that time, so he reminded him......
That's what my husband used to......
Well, I definitely didn't say that at the time, but it's more or less the same, Song Taizu really hasn't seen such a tall thing, so this Song Taizu is kind-hearted when he sees that people are Xiao Zhouhou, and he looks really good-looking, so he moved his mind a little...... The above are all wild histories, and his younger brother also moved his mind later.
But however, the history of toilets is really very short, our Chinese side is relatively early, and the Western side, especially Europe, is simply ...... Back then, it was really a stream of feces and urine, showing the true colors of Europe!
Let's just say how the high heels were invented?
At that time, Paris, France, although it was quite awesome, was known as the capital of the world and the capital of fashion, but in fact, it was ......
everywhere!
Well, it's not just people, it's mostly horses.
That's really the case, there's almost no room to put your feet, so, what if you wear flat shoes?
At least a piece of pants......
Therefore, the high heels, which came into being, really fully embody the spirit of European innovation, coupled with the special frustration of Louis XIV, the ...... What a treasure!
It was the famous one who, during the Paris Commune movement, did not have a toilet in the burned down city hall building until later...... Anyway, it's actually quite new, at least in Europe and the United States.
Once this toilet appeared, it naturally changed the sanitary conditions of human beings, but human beings always like to do all kinds of exploration, such as this toilet, so in addition to and pee, can you do something else?
For example, what about popping?
Let's just say that if this place is popped once, the various flavors are mixed with the stimulation of hormones, how ...... What about feelings?
That's it...... Luo Yaoxiang thought of this aspect at this time, his association was really a bit of something, but right now, if he didn't make such an association, it would seem abnormal, right?
The luxury toilet in a big hotel in the capital is still a women's toilet, in this compartment, Luo Yaoxiang grabbed Sister Liu's slender wrist with one hand, and the other hand was still knocking, this is condescending, and Sister Liu, the unique hormones of mature women, mixed with a fresh body fragrance, rushed straight into Luo Yaoxiang's nose, such a situation, plus ......
Luo Yaoxiang didn't know what to think, so he said, 'Don't play the same trick on me'.
It's all the Goddess's...... Kidney Fighter!
Nima, this association is a bit too much, but ......
This feels so good!
Especially looking at Sister Liu's panic, and then forcing herself not to be afraid, Luo Yaoxiang is a ...... in his heart
This guy really has the talent of a scumbag, and he can't help but want to bully Sister Liu.
"Sister, you look so jealous......"
"Huh?"
Before Sister Liu could react, Luo Yaoxiang had already taken action, this guy was really a thief, as soon as he lowered his head, his two lips were covered!
Next, Sister Liu felt that the world was spinning for a while......
In other words, Sister Liu is not a little girl anymore, in general, she has the ability to resist this kind of thing, and she must have it, but at this time, this time is a little different, this place is ......
It's a little exciting, but this is the toilet!
It must be said that this place, the toilet of a five-star hotel, is really quite tall, much better than that of Mai Ji Kenji, so in terms of taste, it is really not much, that is to say...... Sister Liu, this is mainly a psychological role.
By the way, Sister Liu also thought of some other uses of the toilet......
Saying...... Sister Liu seems to have played the queen of the big week.
Well, it doesn't matter at all, but ......
"It's not good......" After Luo Yaoxiang made this move, he issued a warning in his heart, because he did it......
This is the same as what I thought before, don't be in the extra branches, don't be in the ...... Hey, wait, Sister Liu, this is already something to do with herself, right?
That's right, Luo Yaoxiang is now in this contradictory heart, to be honest, he knows that Sister Liu is avoiding him, but as a man, on the one hand, he is thinking about ...... What are you hiding?
On the other hand, I feel ...... Anyway, it seems to be pretty good to get Sister Liu on it.
Jiecao was thrown away by Luo Yaoxiang before, but now, he is thinking about it, should he pick it up?
"......" So, the two separated, and Luo Yaoxiang's face was flushed with lack of oxygen, and Sister Liu was ......
"Woo woo woo ......" cried, and his face was even redder!
It's so weird, why is this happening?
But without waiting for Luo Yaoxiang to ask, Sister Liu complained while crying.
"Luo Yaoxiang, you bastard! How can you do that? Why do you like to bully me? How can the two of us be together? You guy...... I can't afford to provoke you, will you let it go? ”
It turned out that Sister Liu cried because of this.
But......
"Sister, you're a little bit wrong...... No, you've always been out of the right mouth! ”
Luo Yaoxiang couldn't help but launch a counterattack...... In other words, in fact, before, Luo Yaoxiang still thought that it would be like this, and then the two would separate, and it would be good to see each other less, but as soon as he heard Sister Liu's accusation, the fire in his heart rose.
What do you mean by me bullying you?
Did we guys want to save you at the beginning?
Besides, now...... Why did I provoke you? Didn't you pull me in?
People, they don't like to be wronged, Luo Yaoxiang is also like this, so that's it.
What about Sister Liu?
"When did I get my mouth wrong?" Sister Liu also felt wronged.
When Luo Yaoxiang heard this, he became angry again, and he only heard him say: "You don't have the right mouth now!" ”
"Why am I not right?" Sister Liu has a tough attitude.
"You're just not right!" As soon as Luo Yaoxiang said this, he remembered the boring and particularly watery line, you are not right, you hate it, you ...... We can't play like this, so he said directly: "You are now, you obviously like me in your heart, you are jealous, but you just don't admit it, do you say you have the wrong mouth?" ”
Fortunately, there isn't too much grinding, this guy is more direct.
But......
"Who I like you anymore?" Sister Liu is so angry, her face is red again!
"That's you!" Luo Yaoxiang is a complete scoundrel elementary school student at this time.
"I definitely don't!" Sister Liu...... It seems to be a lot younger, a bit like when I was in the first grade of elementary school.
"Then you prove it to me?!" Luo Yaoxiang's face was serious.
"That's good! I prove...... Wait, how can this be proven? "Sister Liu is a little blind at this time.
In other words, this matter has changed, it was originally Luo Yaoxiang's problem, but now it has become Sister Liu's problem, which is really ...... Luo Yaoxiang didn't mean it.
So, the method of proof...... Luo Yaoxiang is just thinking of a way, and this way......
When Sister Liu looked at Luo Yaoxiang and Luo Yaoxiang's face, she felt bad...... Anyway, now as long as she looks at Luo Yaoxiang's face, no matter when or what state she is, she feels lustful...... So, Sister Liu hurriedly said.
"Don't think of any bad ideas!" The warning is out.
And this guy Luo Yaoxiang ...... Hey, don't say it, he really came up with a crooked idea.
"So, sister, since you say that you are not interesting to me and don't like me, that's good. Let's take action, you see, what we did in the first place...... Well, I won't say more, after all, it was a mistake at that time...... Now, we might as well play a game, a counter-proof. ”
Game? Counterproof?
"What do you mean? What game? Sister Liu looked nervous at this time.
"Hehe...... Luo Yaoxiang The guy laughed, only to hear him say: "In this way, we were in Hong Kong at the time, and I watched a Hong Kong TV series, which has a bridge, that is, a woman and a man, if this woman will use her mouth to that man...... Well, that's the kind of thing,, you know? Then it means that this woman likes this man, otherwise she would not do this to this man. ”
"You, you ......" Sister Liu listened to what Luo Yaoxiang said, and the more she listened, the redder she became.
However, Luo Yaoxiang has to continue to flow mang now, "Then let's come to such a counter-proof now, that is, I will put my words here, if you are willing to do that kind of ...... for me Then I'll never mess with you again. ”
Speaking of which, Luo Yaoxiang's words seem a little difficult to understand, but they are actually very simple, that is, if Sister Liu is willing to help Luo Yaoxiang bite it once, and Luo Yaoxiang will no longer provoke Sister Liu, then, if she is willing to do that kind of thing, the meaning is to say that this woman is very porridge in her heart for that man, so if Sister Liu agrees, it is equivalent to admitting that she likes Luo Yaoxiang.
But what if you don't say yes?
By the way, in fact, there is another explanation, that is, Sister Liu is reluctant to break off with Luo Yaoxiang!
This counter-proof...... Luo Yaoxiang, this guy is a genius!
So, what is Sister Liu's choice......
"You swear!"
"Good! I swear! "Luo Yaoxiang, this guy is really ......
And next, Sister Liu squatted, and then began to ......
it! Luo Yaoxiang himself was very surprised, and this feeling was ......
O kingdom of heaven!
This is really a bit too much, Luo Yaoxiang was completely surprised, but what surprised him even more was that he didn't enjoy this thing for long, this ......
There was a soft click, and it was from overhead......
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