31. Chapter 032 - Guiding Pickle Girls
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"Tell me, what are you going to do next?" Xiao Chen's master asked.
Xiao Chen's eyes were cold, and he slowly glanced at the teacher's office in the distance, and then said: "I think I should go back to Teacher Huang Qian's office immediately, and then tell her, Brother went to pee just now, and now it is much cooler, Teacher Huang Qian also wants to go, just go if you want, don't spoil the palace, I'll wait for you...... I'd be a little more relieved to say that. If she threatens me with not accepting me in their class again, hmph, I will slap her and make her fear me and finally surrender to me. Well, I think that's what I should! ”
"Damn, scoundrel, scoundrel! Reckless! "Xiao Chen's master is about to spurt blood. Scolded loudly.
"Master, I was wrong." Xiao Chen thought about it, if he really did this, he would really be like a hooligan. Alas, it disappointed the master again. Xiao Chen felt very sad in his heart!
Xiao Chen's master became angry: "Xiao Chen, Xiao Chen, how many times have I said it, first of all, even if you are a hooligan in your heart, don't show it easily, it's still just a lip service, and it's the most despised!" Second, you actually want to beat a weak woman, and you can still say it. You should have a specific and correct action, don't you like her, then that's it, like go back and give her a thump on the back, and then coax her to make her happy, but don't apologize to her either. Remember, behave naturally in your words and actions. ”
"Uh, make the teacher happy?" Xiao Chen frowned, the master really could afford it.
"Idiot, how did you talk about the fourth lesson of "Pickle Girl Treasure Book"?" Xiao Chen's master asked again.
"Damn." Xiao Chen suddenly became nervous. Why did the master suddenly ask about this knowledge, this pickle girl has always been his weakness! What to do? No matter how you answer, it is possible that the master will not be satisfied.
And the content of the fourth lesson of "Pickled Girl Treasure Book", Xiao Chen suddenly couldn't remember it, the content that he once memorized was ripe, but now he was nervous, but he forgot all of it, but if he couldn't answer it, the master would definitely pull him back to the mountain to learn again. Returning to the mountain means that he can only go down the mountain after ten years, and Xiao Chen feels collapsed when he thinks about it.
Xiao Chen nervously thought and thought, and in the end, after dozens of seconds, he finally remembered a part, and Xiao Chen could only answer in combination with his own words.
Xiao Chen said: "In the fourth lesson, there are many kinds of women, gentle, cold, lively, cute, shy, quiet, open, etc., different women need to use different methods to conquer, such as the cold teacher Huang Qian, a woman with a cold appearance, but not necessarily a cold heart, I want to observe her true thoughts first, and then analyze it specifically, first of all, I confessed to her in front of the whole class, this is my mistake, I should explain this misunderstanding first." ”
Xiao Chen's master said: "There is a hairy explanation for it, stupid!" What does the last lesson of "Pickle Girl Book" say? ”
Xiao Chen found that his palms were already sweating, yes, the master was going to test himself. But I can't help but answer. What the last lesson was, Xiao Chen really didn't remember much, but fortunately, he still remembered a rough idea.
"Hurry up and answer!" Xiao Chen's master was impatient. Urging loudly.
Xiao Chen searched for memories and said: "The last lesson says that life is short, the pursuit of beauty is the ultimate goal of a man, there are so many beauties in the world, no matter what identity she is, what status, when she sees one, she should soak in one, if she doesn't agree, I will try to get her to agree, if others rob me, I will destroy others, in short, as long as it is a beauty I like, I must become my woman." Let me enjoy it for a lifetime. ”
"Hmph, since that's the case, then let me ask you, if the beautiful teacher you like was kidnapped and locked up in a small dark room, there was no one within a radius of dozens of miles at this time, and then you walked to the small black house, you didn't know that she was kidnapped, she squatted obediently on the wooden bed, looking at you with affection, and she had very few clothes on her, since you like her so much, what should you do next?"
"In that case, since I like her so much, and there is no one nearby, then I will seize this perfect opportunity, pounce on her, give her to that, turn her into my woman, and then take her away."
"Damn, it's better than a beast!"
Xiao Chen's master is about to collapse.
"Huh? Master, am I wrong again, so what should I do? ”
"Xiao Chen, you should rescue her first, give her freedom, give her the warmth of the world, comfort her, and then you have to tell her that with you, don't be afraid of anything, let her feel that you are a safe person, a kind person, and finally, she will naturally be willing to give everything to you. This is just an example, knowledge must be learned and put into practice. Tell me now, what are you going to do later? ”
Xiao Chen listened to the master's example, slowly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and replied: "After I return to the office, first of all, I should stay calm, let Teacher Huang Qian lift her vigilance against me, and then find a chance to let her fall, and then I will help her in time, even if she doesn't fall, there will be some other accidents, in short, let her have a little accident, twist her foot, or scratch a little skin, and finally, I will treat her injuries and comfort her properly." ”
"Well, barely a solution."
Xiao Chen's master then instructed, "Remember, that Yamaguchi Qianhui can't stay." Also, Tan Siyu will get her done as soon as possible. If you encounter a strong opponent, come back immediately and find a teacher! Xiao Chen, you have to remember that you have a powerful master behind you, of course, you also have to know that you yourself are now a fifth-fold qi path, although you are still a little weak, but in society, you are already very powerful. So, don't let your teacher down. ”
"Yes, master."
"Give you five days, the three women mentioned above, at least two of them, among them, the one who died must die, otherwise I will be rolled back to the mountain immediately."
After Xiao Chen's master finished speaking, the phone hung up, and disappeared at the top of the lightning rod in the blink of an eye, like a bird, and quickly disappeared without a trace.
Xiao Chen was dumbfounded, his master was really powerful. Fortunately, I recently created a "flying step", otherwise it would be too far from the master.
"Yamaguchi Qianhui must die, this is not difficult, but within five days, to get Tan Siyu and Teacher Huang Qian, I have to say that it is really difficult." Xiao Chen secretly felt embarrassed in his heart.
Xiao Chen slowly returned to the classroom office, Teacher Huang Qian was correcting students' homework, at this time, Teacher Huang Qian put on a pair of beautiful red-rimmed glasses, looking very fashionable.
However, what attracted Xiao Chen was Teacher Huang Qian's two beautiful things, her two beautiful things seemed to be placed on the desk, between the necklines that were neither high nor low, there was a tendency to come out, and the buttons were about to be broken by them, Xiao Chen took a look, this model was at least a D cover. Wow, that's big. Xiao Chen almost got a nosebleed out.
"Teacher Huang Qian, I'm back."
"Well, stand still." Huang Qian didn't raise her head, just hummed casually, told Xiao Chen to stand up, and then continued to correct her homework. She didn't ask Xiao Chen if he had run ten laps, she didn't know that Xiao Chen had just walked for a while, and then kept talking to the master, and he didn't run at all.
Xiao Chen smiled in his heart, since you don't look at me, hahaha, then my chance has come, isn't it?
Xiao Chen chose to stand behind Teacher Huang Qian, so that Teacher Huang Qian would think that she was very obedient, because it would not hinder her eyes. Xiao Chen stood behind Teacher Huang Qian, and sure enough, Huang Qian did not object, but just concentrated on correcting homework.
Looking at it from behind, with Xiao Chen's height of 1.82 meters, hum, you can see Teacher Huang Qian's two soft balls at a glance. Teacher Huang Qian is really bold, openly putting her treasure on the desk in front of her students, just like selling things in the vegetable market. And she didn't feel anything wrong at all, brushing up on the grading homework, and she looked completely serious.
Didn't she know that her baby had a posture of trying to break free?
Didn't she notice that there was a little boy behind her who was looking at her baby obscenely?
Xiao Chen looked up and saw that there was a light bulb directly above Teacher Huang Qian, if the light bulb was knocked down and the fragments stabbed Teacher Huang Qian's white and tender little hands, wouldn't that be the opportunity? Well, that's it, breaking the light bulb and injuring Teacher Huang Qian.
"Hey, hey." Xiao Chen quietly pulled out a silver needle hidden in his sleeve, and with the precision with which he controlled the silver needle, he knocked down the light bulb and closed his eyes.