Poof......

Seeing Shi Chao's pitiful appearance, Qin Wanyun couldn't help but laugh and said, "What a guy who has no prospects, hehe!" ”

"Uh......"

Shi Chao said helplessly, "Sister, it's not because you're too charming, otherwise because of your charm, how could I be so uncomfortable." Alas~! ”

Qin Wanyun said, "Little ghost, are you complimenting me?" ”

Shi Chao said, "No, sister, what I said was the truth, your charm is too great, you see, even I can't bear your charm." ”

"Hehe, Flim Flam!"

Qin Wanyun said angrily.

However, now Qin Wanyun's heart is very happy, a woman is naturally very happy when she is praised by the man she likes, even if she knows that this is just sweet words, but she just likes it.

Qin Wanyun said to Shi Chao, "Take off your pants." ”

"Huh?"

Shi Chao exclaimed, and then said, "This ...... Why is that? Why do you take your pants off? ”

Qin Wanyun's face flushed slightly, and then said, "I'll let you take it off, you'll take it off soon, don't talk so much nonsense." ”

"Uh...... All right~! ”

Shi Chao didn't know what Qin Wanyun was going to do, but Shi Chao didn't ask much, and directly took off his pants honestly according to Qin Wanyun's meaning.

Qin Wanyun glanced at Shi Chao's pillar of optimus, stretched out her slender jade hand, flicked it on it, and said, "It's this bad thing, hmph, you'll be weird." ”

"Ah......h

Shi Chao suddenly exclaimed.

Qin Wanyun looked at Shi Chao and asked angrily, "What are you doing?" ”

Shi Chao said, "Sister, you lighten it, it hurts." ”

Qin Wanyun said angrily, "Come on, you, don't I know your skills?" Don't say I just flicked it lightly, even if I hit hard, you won't hurt. ”

After listening to Qin Wanyun's words, Shi Chao couldn't help but gasp.

Feelings, this girl actually thinks of herself as invulnerable?

You know, the place below is a very fragile place, if this girl really punches her hard, then she will be unlucky!

Shi Chao hurriedly said, "Sister, don't mess around, the place below is the most vulnerable, if you really punch it, it will definitely be broken, if you really break it, then what will you do in the future?" No one makes you happy anymore. ”

"Cut!"

Qin Wanyun said disdainfully, "Then I'll go find other men, giggles!" ”

As she spoke, Qin Wanyun's hand gently grabbed Shi Chao's pillar of optimus, and then asked softly, "Does it really hurt?" ”

Seeing the tenderness on Qin Wanyun's face, Shi Chao's heart suddenly moved, if it weren't for Qin Wanyun's special body now, Shi Chao really wanted to directly suppress Qin Wanyun and then kill her.

Shi Chao said, "Well, it hurts, it's super painful, sister, if you don't believe it, I'll slap you and try it, how much it hurts under you, how much it hurts here." ”

After listening to Shi Chao's hooligan words, Qin Wanyun couldn't help but blush again, and said angrily, "Hooligans, but ...... It's ugly! ”

"Uh......"

Shi Chao's egg hurts very much, such a beautiful thing, this girl is ugly?

Really...... What kind of vision?

Shi Chao was about to speak, but immediately, Shi Chao let out a sigh, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

It turned out that just now, Qin Wanyun actually lowered her head, and then used her small mouth to hold Shi Chao's pillar of optimus, this feeling is really cool, in the past, Shi Chao wanted Qin Wanyun to help him like this, but Qin Wanyun, this girl has always been very reserved, maybe she is shy, so she has not been.

But today, Qin Wanyun actually did this?

To be honest, happiness came a little too suddenly, so even Shi Chao was a little dazed.

"Uh...... Belch...... Uh......"

Shi Chao shouted happily.

I don't know how long it took, Shi Chao's body began to stiffen a little, and at this time, Qin Wanyun's small mouth suddenly left, and then after the small hand slid on Shi Chao's pillar of optimism, Shi Chao finally shot out the essence of life.

Shi Chao looked at Sister Yun and asked, "Sister, they all say that men's essences can be beautiful, why didn't you eat them just now?" ”

"I don't want it!"

Qin Wanyun snorted, then quickly put on her clothes and left with a red face.

"Huh!"

Looking at Qin Wanyun's back, Shi Chao was lying on the bed, and for a while, his heart was really satisfied.

Shi Chao suddenly felt that this life was really happy......

These women around him are all superb beauties, sometimes, Shi Chao is really suspicious, I don't know what blessings he cultivated in his previous life, and now he is accompanied by such beauties?

What a rarity!

But immediately, Shi Chao couldn't help but think of Lin Meijia.

Now, among Shi Chao's women, only Lin Meijia is outside.

Shi Chao secretly thought to himself in his heart, "When I get Meijia back, I will make a big bed, and then find a place to live in seclusion, hehe, when the time comes, I will be the happiest man in the world!" ”

Thinking about it like this, Shi Chao's face couldn't help but show a lewd smile.

Shi Chao didn't go out immediately, but lay on the bed, and after resting for half an hour, he left the room and walked outside.

"Brother Shi~!"

A waitress came over, greeted Shi Chao, and then left to run errands.

Shi Chao said, "Wait a minute! ”

The waitress stopped and asked, "Brother Shi, do you have any instructions?" ”

Shi Chao saw this waitress with a good appearance, and he was very happy, so he decided to tease her, so he said, "Your brother Shi is very lonely now, can you accompany me?" ”

"Ah......h

The waitress had her mouth wide open and her face was full of disbelief.

Shi Chao was a little stunned, thinking to himself, this girl, she doesn't need such a big reaction, right? Didn't you just make a joke with her? In the past, I used to joke with other waiters, but people didn't react so much.

"Brother Shi ......"

At this moment, the waiter shouted, and then pounced towards Shi Chao.

Shi Chao was directly taken aback by the waiter's actions and wanted to dodge, but he knew that if he dodged, the waiter would inevitably fall, and in the end, Shi Chao had no choice but to stand in place and wait for the waiter to throw himself into his arms.

"Brother Shi, I've always liked you for a long time, I dreamed that I wanted to be with you, why didn't you say it earlier? Whining...... That's great! The waiter said affectionately.

"Uh......"

After listening to the waiter's words, Shi Chao was directly dumbfounded.

This...... No way?

Just now, I was just joking, wouldn't this girl take it seriously? If you really do, then it's really troublesome.

Shi Chao hurriedly said, "That...... Xiaoyan, actually, you misunderstood, just now, I just made a joke with you, you ...... You must not take it seriously, you also know that your brother and I are actually just lip service, my essence is a very pure person, cough cough! ”

Xiao Yan is the name of this waiter.

Xiao Yan said, "Brother Shi, I know you are joking, but I really like you, you don't know, I dream of you every night when I go to sleep, Brother Shi, please don't reject me, promise me, okay?" I know that there are a lot of women around you, but I don't care about these, I just need to follow you, it's enough, Brother Shi, anyway, I will follow you in my life, and I will never leave you, even if you drive me away, I won't leave, unless, I die. ”

When Xiao Yan speaks, he is affectionate!

It's just that Shi Chao, this guy, the egg hurts, and in an instant, cold sweat flowed down.

Now Shi Chao's heart regrets, all blame himself for this cheap mouth, just now, if you don't joke, won't there be nothing?

Now it's okay, the girl is sticking to herself.

What can I do?

"This ...... This ......"

Shi Chao stammered and said, although Shi Chao has always been clever, but now, he doesn't know what to say.

Shi Chao said, "Xiao Yan, I'm not your Prince Charming, you have to believe me, you will definitely meet a better man than me, so, so ......"

So what, Shi Chao still said it.

Shi Chao suddenly found that he was actually a soft-hearted person, because he couldn't say it when he rejected the girl's words, alas, what a tragedy.

"Brother Shi, are you rejecting me?" Xiao Yan looked at Shi Chao with a faint sadness on his face.

"Ahem, ahem!"

Shi Chao coughed dryly twice, and then said, "Xiao Yan, actually, your Brother Shi and I are not rejecting you, it's just that we are really not suitable." ”

"Woo!"

Xiao Yan actually cried, and then said, "Brother Shi, you are rejecting me, woo, Brother Shi, you rejected me, I don't live anymore." ”

Seeing Xiao Yan crying, Shi Chao's egg hurt even more.

Before, Shi Chao never dreamed that this kind of thing would happen in one of his jokes? This is something that Shi Chao would never have thought of.

"What to do? What now? ”

Shi Chao's heart was very anxious, this guy was most afraid of women's tears, so now seeing Xiao Yan's tears, Shi Chao suddenly felt a little broken.

It's just that what Shi Chao didn't notice was that when Xiao Yan was "crying", there was a faint smile in the corner of her eyes, this girl was pretending to cry.

Shi Chao said, "That...... Xiaoyan, don't cry first, let's say something well, okay, don't cry! ”

"Poof......

Seeing Shi Chao in such a hurry, Xiao Yan couldn't pretend anymore, and then snorted and laughed.