()"Click. ”

With this crisp sound, Wang Dazhi was successfully arrested.

As a dignified lamp god, Wang Dazhi felt extremely humiliated, he was a god-like man, he would be arrested, how embarrassing it would be to say it, he didn't need to mix it up?

Therefore, along the way, he tried his best to escape.

Urination:

"Comrade policeman, I want to pee."

The policeman Shu Huang calmly stretched out a mineral water bottle and said indifferently: "Na, let's use it, just let me take it back to water the flowers." ”

Wang Dazhi: "What kind of flower are you?" Need to pee? ”

Policeman Shu Huang: "Cactus." ”

Wang Dazhi: "......" - a flower that is not picky.

Escape:

"Comrade policeman, I have a stomachache."

Wang Dazhi clutched his stomach and pretended to be in pain, "Ah, no, I want to go to the hospital." ”

The policeman glanced at Wang Dazhi calmly, rubbed his fist, and punched Wang Dazhi in the stomach, then slowly withdrew his hand, and said leisurely: "Now, is it still painful?" ”

Wang Dazhi's face was flushed, his mouth was slightly open, and his saliva was dripping unconsciously, this time he was really holding his stomach tightly, because this time his stomach was really painful, so painful!

Damn, this is a communiqué personal vendetta, and I want to report you.

Wang Dazhi glared angrily at the calm policeman Shu Huang, and cried in his heart: The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't dare to say it.

Crying:

Wang Dazhi slowly leaned against the wall of the police car, I leaned, it's so cold, frozen neck, uh, no, I have to hold back, I want to run away, he squeezed out a few tears, his nose twitched slightly, and he said with a little whimper: "I am from the countryside, my family is only me and my mother depend on each other, I should have stayed in my hometown to accompany her, however, she always persuaded me that young people should work hard for their careers, so that I should not stay in the countryside and waste time, she always said that she can take care of herself, every time I go home, she always pretends that she is very happy and healthy, in fact." , I know, her health is not good, and every day after work always like to sit in the village looking forward to the return of a certain person, and in the end are disappointed and returned, and I, I have been in Beijing for many years, but nothing has been accomplished, every day is spent moving bricks, and the money I earn is not much, and I can rarely send it back, I sometimes hate myself, why is it so useless? Now, as the New Year approaches, there is less and less work, and in order to make up for my debt to her, I originally planned to go home early this year to accompany her, but I didn't expect such a thing to happen today......"

After speaking, Wang Dazhi's tears slowly flowed down again, looking out the window into the distance, as if there was a person waiting for him to go home, as if there was a person looking forward to him at the head of the village.

The policeman Shu Xiao's face was finally moved, and he was no longer calm and indifferent before, Wang Dazhi's words seemed to enter his heart, he took out his mobile phone, and by the way, he took out a tissue and handed it to Wang Dazhi, "Wipe your tears!" ”

Wang Dazhi's eyes were red, he took the tissue and wiped his tears, didn't say anything, just said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry to make you laugh." ”

"Hmm."

The policeman Shu Huang nodded, with hesitation on his face, Wang Dazhi stole a glimpse, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, sure enough, the trick of the sad card is really for men, women and children, aha, there is hope for leaving.

The policeman Shu Xiao seemed to have gone through a struggle, and in the end, he gritted his teeth, turned on the screen of his mobile phone, handed it over to Wang Dazhi to see, and couldn't bear to say: "Sir, our police station shows that you are an orphan according to your ID card inquiry." ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the information on the mobile phone screen with a confused face, and scolded in his heart, I relied on it, it turned out that my god-level Oscar acting skills actually lost here, it is really like a play, it all depends on acting skills, encountering the police, and the actor hiccups.

Mouth Escape:

Wang Dazhi wiped away his tears, didn't cry, stood up and continued to stroke, he smiled and said, "Comrade policeman, what is your mother's surname?" Are your parents still alive? Have you ever married a wife? Do you have any other siblings? Are they all married? Do you have close relatives and friends? Did I work in any other profession before I became a police officer? Do you know the job of moving bricks? Have you ever heard of the Capital Performance Company? By the way, where is your police station in Beijing? How far has Beijing's population risen today? ...... in your home (Million words omitted here)"

After talking for a long time, he felt that his mouth was dry, but when he looked at the policeman Shu Huang opposite, he didn't react at all, making the corners of his mouth twitch and secretly curse for being inhumane.

At this time, the policeman Shu Huang suddenly took off the Bluetooth headsets in both ears and asked suspiciously, "Were you talking to me just now?" ”

"Poof~" "Poof~"

You read that right, it's spurting blood, but, it's not just Wang Dazhi spurting blood, even the lower body with the car was touched by Wang Dazhi, ahh

In this case, the police car can only drive forward, and then turn back when they reach the right intersection, although they are police, but they have to kneel in violation of traffic rules, after all, the traffic police are not vegetarians, not to mention that the police brigade and the traffic police brigade have just clashed, in this case, the police dare to violate traffic laws, and they will be arrested typically.

……

The police car drove forward leisurely, and the policeman's uncle glared at Wang Dazhi and warned: "You are not allowed to speak again, otherwise you will be guilty." ”

Wang Dazhi pouted, and sure enough, he didn't say more, the policeman on the other side Shu Huang had already prepared, he said more uselessly, but it would stimulate the guy driving in front, once a traffic accident happened, he was the most unlucky.

However, he was bored, he was not the kind of person who could be quietly in a daze, so he couldn't help but ask: "Comrade policeman, has no one ever said that you and Sunflower have one thing in common?" ”

The policeman Shu Huang frowned and said, "What do I have in common with Sunflower? Is it life? ”

Wang Dazhi laughed and said: "No, what you and Sunflower have in common is - looking for the sun." ”

The policeman Shu Xiao's eyes narrowed, and he said coldly: "Do you know that you and donkeys also have one thing in common?" ”

Wang Dazhi blinked his eyes and replied tentatively: "Work hard!?" ”

The corner of the policeman's mouth twitched, and he said, "Look for a pump." ”

Wang Dazhi rolled his eyes and slapped the car violently, the two policemen stared at him tightly, if he dared to make any illegal moves, he would definitely be cleaned up, who knows, he stretched out his hand and asked for a wren (5) hiss!

"Huh!?"

The two policemen were shocked, there was indeed a fire in front, a fire in a dilapidated market, and there must be no need to think about it, it must be that the firefighting work was not done properly.

"Save people."

The police car braked sharply and stopped not far from the market, and the two policemen hurriedly got off the police car, ignoring Wang Dazhi, just a casual warning, and then without saying a word, they rushed into the market to carry out rescue work.

When Wang Dazhi saw that the police were all gone, and the car door was open, didn't this encourage him to escape?

He scratched his head and muttered to himself in confusion: "What kind of escape is this? Fire escape? Or ...... accidentally."