Chapter 092: The Heavenly King can't touch the toilet

Lu Xiancheng stretched out his hand and gently rubbed a writing desk that had been made in the hall, the dark brown wood grain was hidden under the intoxicating mountain pattern, the furniture had been painted with natural wood paint, and now the sun could still see the crystal on it with matte light.

gave a thumbs up to the old man Shi who was following him: "I'll praise you again, and I won't praise you in the future!" ”。

For the skills of the old man's gang, Lu Xiancheng was really satisfied. There is not a single iron nail in the furniture, but it is stronger than the one with iron nails, and the wooden bed Lu Xiancheng directly started to shake back and forth without the slightest wavering, and the skill of the old craftsman can be seen.

"I'm sorry for you, waiting for my batch to be ready, and do you want to make another batch here?" Lu Xiancheng said.

Master Shi asked: "Or is it still like this?" ”。

Lu Xiancheng shook his head and said, "No, this time the simple style has removed all the decorations, and it is easier to do!" ”。

"That's no problem" Mr. Shi is still quite satisfied with his current life, a group of seven or eight people came here, and used his hometown to take other people's money to work for others and pack accommodation and food, then Lu Xiancheng is everyone's main family, originally everyone thought that a day is rice with cabbage, at most put a little fat pieces, who knows that after arriving here, there is basically meat every day, and the meat is suddenly seen, plus the salary will be paid on time when the time comes, everyone does not say but the work is more hard.

"Okay, you're busy, I'll go back!" After speaking, Lu Xiancheng said to Erha, who was sniffing in the east, and shouted: "Erha!" Let's go! ”。

As soon as Erha heard the master call him, he immediately took small steps and went to Lu Xiancheng.

After saying a word to these craftsmen and leaving, Lu Xiancheng took Erha to the courtyard, stepped on his bicycle and rode out of the courtyard gate.

Looking at Lu Xiancheng's back, a man of about forty said to Old Man Shi: "The main family is good, why do you always do stupid things!" ”。

Old Man Shi glanced at this person, and said angrily: "Are you done with the work in your hands?" ”。

looked at this man with a shy smile, and then said: "Why are you so broken when you don't finish your work!" ”。

After saying that, I thought about it for a while and sighed. Just now, he said that others are now talking about it themselves: "The main family is good, but there is a problem with this brain, everyone is stretching their necks to drill into the city, and he went to Hao and rented a mountain directly from You Jiawa, where birds don't lay eggs."

"Uncle! I heard that the gang of people in the county can't wait to bury boundary stakes on the land boundary, and there is also news that they are going to make a joint venture with the Americans. Like a grandson," one stopped, took a puff on his cigarette, and continued.

didn't wait for Uncle Shi to speak, and the person next to him said: "I've been shouting for more than half a year, and I haven't rented this barren mountain and wilderness, and suddenly there is a person who can't be a father!" There is no need to talk about the virtue of these officials in the county! ”。

"Hahaha" Everyone who was working couldn't help but laugh when they heard it.

This group of peasants is like this, when they are idle, they either organize a group of village committees or townships and counties, and the closer they get, the more they arrange.

Old Man Shi laughed a few times and said: "Work, work, it's okay to do a bunch of people who chew their tongues like mothers-in-law!" ”

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Lu Xiancheng couldn't hear these craftsmen talking about him behind his back, and even if he did, he didn't mind. Not to mention these people, even his mother is very unhappy about the fact that she has contracted a few mountains, and when she heard that the Americans have invested, she has smoothed out a little in her heart. Until now, Zhang Caixia hopes that her son can stay in the provincial capital, but her son went to college but returned to a small county, how embarrassing it is, and it is embarrassing to say it.

As for the boundary stakes, it was really unexpected, Lao Lu mentioned to the county to buy land to plant trees and grass, good guy! A bunch of people are almost eager to say that as long as you can plant trees and grass, the land will be given away for nothing. Originally, Lu Xiancheng only asked for three small hills, but in the end, he was stunned and 'sent' another hill plus a barren valley with a small lake enclosed.

I heard that we are going to have a joint venture with the Americans. A group of people are even more like chickens, and they can't wait to call Lu Chacheng every once in a while to ask for something, and even with their second uncle Lu Xinghua, they have a bit of a rising tide.

The last time I talked to my second uncle on the phone, my second uncle also 'revealed' that if things come to fruition, even my father might go to the county to exert his 'residual heat'. Let Lao Lu hold the phone for a while and don't know what to say!

Only now did Lao Lu understand that the introduction of foreign capital at this time is a 'political task' for a small county! There is no green light at all, as long as foreign capital can come. The gang of people even loosened their pants.

Lao Lu pedaled his bicycle, Erha stretched out his tongue and ran towards the school on four legs, the sun in Shicheng in May had already shown its power, and after a while, Lu Xiancheng's forehead was already sweating.

Why not drive? Lao Lu wanted to drive it, but the car was requisitioned by a bunch of goods to contact business.

Since April, more than 7,000 pieces per person have been divided. These five goods are like taking a pill of strong pills, and they are about to make crazy money. Not to mention that Lao Lu travels, Zhao Lihui now even talks about his girlfriend for three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, and the scene at the door of the girls' dormitory is now much weaker.

In short, now in a month, Lao Lu can take the turn to touch the car for five days, which can be regarded as Amitabha. But now Lao Lu's affairs are almost done, and the whole person is idle.

These people eat and live in the studio, and they are busy all day long, from morning to one or two o'clock in the evening, Lu Xiancheng is too noisy and moves back to the empty dormitory with Erha.

Fortunately, Wu Jiansheng is now working, and the new counselor is estimated to have heard about Lao Lu's fucking and directly treated him as a subordinate, Guan Ling also took care of him from time to time, and Lao Lu was also comfortable living in the dormitory.

When he returned to the dormitory, Lu Xiancheng was already sweating, and he entered the door and was about to take a basin to the shower room to take a cold shower.

As soon as he walked out of the door and was about to take the door, he heard the phone ringing on the wall, and Lu Xiancheng had to push open the door again to answer the phone first.

"Hey, this is Sixteen Houses 625!" Lu Xiancheng picked up the phone and opened his mouth to say.

Lao Lu is quite puzzled in his heart, generally speaking, he will call his own group of people, either to call the studio or to call his own mobile phone, the phone on the wall Lao Lu has been living in for almost two weeks, and he has not rang once, who knows that it will ring today.

A slightly hoarse female voice came from the other end of the phone. Before he could speak, he let out a big breath on the other end, and then said, "Hello, I'm looking for Lu Xiancheng!" ”。

Looking for me? Lu Xiancheng had no impression of this voice in his mind, and couldn't help asking, "I am, what are you looking for me?" ”。

"Hello, I'm Mei Qinrui!" The female voice on the other end introduced herself.

When Lu Xiancheng heard that Mei Qinrui didn't know the woman surnamed Mei. None of the friends have the surname Mei.

Just when Lu Xiancheng was curious, Mei Qinrui explained there: "I am the ...... on New Year's Day."

"Oh~!" When Lu Xiancheng heard it, he immediately remembered that it was the beautiful girl of the sports university he saved on New Year's Day, so he said: "I remembered, hello, hello!" ”。

"Do you have time, I always want to find a time to invite you to dinner when I return to school for the Chinese New Year, thank you in person. However, I went to your dormitory a few times and no one asked the dormitory classmates next to you for your phone number, and no one called many times. Who knew that it would be a coincidence to think about it today," Mei Qinrui said happily on the other end of the phone.

Lu Xiancheng heard that he was going to invite himself to dinner, to be honest, he was not very interested, and in the past two days, Lu Xiancheng was thinking about how to 'connect' with another woman, that is, in his previous life, Lao Lu met a female friend with a great foreign language. I have been talking about learning English, but now Lao Lu has not officially started, and now that he has time, Lao Lu has decided to do this in advance.

"Forget about eating, don't worry about small things," Lu Xiancheng said.

"No, I can't. It's a small thing for you, but it's a big deal for me. That's it, do you have time at noon, if you do, don't change the day, if I don't thank you in person, I will really always remember this in my heart" Mei Qinrui said very dryly.

When Lu Xiancheng heard this, he didn't pretend to be forced if he was so resolute in inviting guests. directly agreed: "Otherwise, isn't there a small night market on Wei Street, and there is a four-flavor restaurant next to it, which is good and cheap, and we are there." What do you think? ”。

"Okay!"

"Then we'll see you in half an hour!" After Lu Xiancheng finished speaking, he paused politely for two or three seconds, waited for the other party to say something, and then hung up the phone after the meeting.

I took the basin to take a shower, put it down and felt a rush of urine rush up and stepped into the toilet.

Standing in front of the urinal, I found that Erha was squatting on the pit, stretching his head sideways, almost the same as a few big boys, holding it big!

I saw Erha stretching out his head, squinting at the dog's eyes, twisting his ears back together, and at a glance, he knew that he was working hard.

At this time, a guy walked in, saw that the pit was full, so he stood in front of Erha's pit and waited for Erha to come out, and waited, this guy estimated that he was idle, and wanted to reach out and touch Erha's head.

"Woo~~! Woof! Woof! ”。

Lu Xiancheng finished putting the water and was about to collect the birds into the bag, but when he turned his head, he saw that this guy was directly frightened by Erha and retreated.

Without waiting for Lu Xiancheng to speak, a pit friend next to him spoke: "You can't touch the Heavenly King's poop, its temper is very bad at this time, wait for it to finish opening and you will touch it."

"You still live on this floor, and you haven't heard of the phrase that the king can't touch the toilet?" Another pit friend looked at this one with a smile and said.

The frightened one said to Lu Xiancheng: "Lu Xiancheng, your dog is awesome, you know how to occupy a pit when you go to the toilet, and you will give me a puppy when you wait for a puppy, you are about to become a sperm!" ”。

As Erha grows up, this IQ seems to have risen, and Lao Lu feels that although this string of dogs sounds like a little bit of blood, but the intelligence is so good that it gives Lu Xiancheng, the owner, a great surprise.

Lu Xiancheng didn't bother to pay attention to this goods: "You don't even have a male and female division?" What kind of dog you have, you see how much it looks like a mother."

Now Erha's whole body is facing the outside, and the little Ding Ding fool under his waist can see it, only these two goods don't know.

"The king's stuff is probably bigger than the crotch of your pants," the other guy said.

Hahaha! A few squatting goods laughed when they heard this. Only Erha maintained the posture just now, and the old monk was generally deaf to the things in his ears and tried to excrete.

After a while, Erha had already solved his physiological needs, and Erha, who stood up, did not leave the pit immediately, and the second was to stand in the pit and continue to stretch his head and stare at the lump that he pulled and sank into the pit.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" As soon as he saw that Erha was finished, he thought about going to the pit as a substitute.

"Don't touch! You have to wait for it to be washed away and he will not leave, you wait for other pits," said a pit friend next to Erha.

It's also this luck, the words are not finished, suddenly there was a bang, the water tank began to flush, a few seconds later, I saw Erha step out of the pit, stretched a long waist and opened his mouth to yawn, and then staggered to the shower.

Lu Xiancheng watched Erha come in, directly turned on the faucet for it, and took a cold shower for one person and one dog, and then went back to the house to prepare to go to the appointment. (To be continued.) )

PS: At least three watches today, if you are in a hurry, it will be four watches, and the stone continues to ask the brothers for a monthly pass here