Today's three watches! I got a lot of blessings on my birthday, thank you, this is the most blessed birthday in my life! But I'm sorry, too.,Because I've been poured down.,The director hasn't been updated for two days.,Anger will try to make up for it.。

The end of the year is approaching, and in recent days, I suddenly found that my relatives have started to get busy with various things, and I will do my best to keep it updated, and I wish everyone a happy family reunion in advance.

Zhou Junjian took a few steps back, and found more and more that this was not a taste in his mouth, he was frantically babbling, spitting impurities, and said in a panic and anger: "What is it!?" Why does it stink so much!? ”

Then, without waiting for everyone to talk, he flicked his whip suddenly, and the black plastic bag was torn apart on both sides with a stabbing sound, and Sima's messy cow dung lay on the ground weakly, panting weakly.

This bag is not breathable at all, and the cow dung is fresh and hot! Because the bag is not breathable, coupled with the effect of cow dung and human body temperature, the smell is ...... Ho! It's so sour that it's moving.

As soon as the bag was torn open, the whole hall immediately began to fill the hall with the "smell of spring". Many people covered their noses and retreated, some with poor endurance, and almost spit out in one breath.

Zhou Junjian vomited nauseously, kept vomiting, and vomited for a long time before he straightened up and shouted, "What's the situation?" Yes? What's the situation? Demon stone inch! You tell the uncle clearly, what is the situation!? ”

The demon stone covered his nose, and his heart didn't feel so stinky at first! Why does it stink so much when you bring it back? He forgot about it, before he caught "Li Huaifeng" was outdoors, the outdoor was originally well ventilated, plus the air on the suburban ring road was very good, there was a natural atmosphere, so a lot of dù diluted the smell of cow dung.

But now, this guy covered in cow dung has been covered in a plastic bag for so long, and it has long been fermented!

Demon Shi came up tremblingly and said, "Back to the family master, before we were in ...... In a pile of cow dung, Li Huaifeng who was caught. ”

"Cow dung!?" Zhou Jun was not healthy, took a few steps forward, and kicked the demon stone out of the hall with one kick.

"Father!" Shi Feng stood up abruptly and chased after him.

ppl covered his nose and said, "Brother, don't get excited. ”

Zhou Junjian pointed to the door and scolded: "Fuck, didn't you say cow dung earlier?" Hurt me...... Jiao, I'm! I'm! ”

PPL feels like there's something strange about this whole thing.

First, why did Li Huaifeng drag race with others and plunge into cow dung?

Second, this Li Huaifeng is indeed very different from the Li Huaifeng he has seen before. was beaten and squeaked Qiao screamed, Li Huaifeng was not like this before.

Third...... I don't feel right.

But at this time, PPL can't be sure of anything, because if you look at the face carefully, this is indeed Li Huaifeng.

Next, Zhou Junjian's anger was vented on Sima Chao's body again, Sima Chao was drowsy and about to pass out, so Zhou Junjian was stunned, woke up, and began to cry.

Zhou Junjian was tired, unlocked Sima Chao's acupuncture points, and asked in an atmosphere: "Li Huaifeng, is it still a cow?" Do you know what a hidden family is? Yes? ”

Sima Chao said weakly: "Big brother, I'm ...... I'm not Li Huaifeng, I'm Sima Chao of the Sima family. ”

"Huh?" Zhou Junjian narrowed his eyes: "What do you mean?" ”

Sima Chao cried and said: "You have found the wrong person, I am not Li Huaifeng, my name is Sima Chao, my brother's name is Sima Ping, I am the second young master of the Sima family, I am not Li Huaifeng!" ”

Zhou Junjian was a little confused, and asked Demon Shicun: "Who is he?" ”

When the demon stone heard this, he immediately became angry.

The heart said that you are a bastard, and coming back with a body of cow dung is enough to find me awkward, if it is not because of you, can I be kicked by the master of the house and now I can't breathe evenly? Now you dare to say that you are not Li Huaifeng!?

Imagine that Zhou Junjian ate cow dung, fought for a long time, sprinkled madness for half a day, and poured fire for a long time, if he turned around and told him that it was not Li Huaifeng who caught him back, but the second young master of the Sima family, then ...... I'm going to die! The young master is equivalent to being played by Li Huaifeng again, absolutely furious, absolutely furious, absolutely crazy!

Demon Shicun walked up to Sima Lan angrily, and snapped a big mouth: "Nonsense, you are Li Huaifeng!" ”

"I'm not!" Sima roared angrily.

Syllable! Demon Shicun had a big mouth again, and blood overflowed from the corners of Sima Chao's mouth.

"You fart, you are Li Huaifeng!"

Sima turned his head suddenly, glared at the demon stone, and shouted: "I'm not!" ”

Syllable! Demon Shicun had a big mouth again: "You fart, you are Li Huaifeng, I see it."

Over your driver's license, and you're just a face, a person! ”

Sima Lan spit out a tooth, his nostrils were bleeding, and both rows of teeth were bloody, but he still insisted on it: "I'm not!" ”

Demon Shicun took out a knife: "I'm a special ......." ”

Before he finished speaking, Sima Chao shouted: "Stop! ”

Everyone looked at him, he suddenly pursed his lips and cried: "Don't fight, I am, I'm Li Huaifeng, woo...... What are you doing here...... I was also beaten, and I was not beaten...... Why am I so miserable...... I don't play anymore, I don't play ...... anymore. ”

Sima Chao made everyone cry.

Zhou Junjian shook his head, motioned for the demon stone to get out of the way, and approached Sima Chao: "Little ghost, you tell me the truth, are you Li Huaifeng?" ”

Sima said chaotically: "I'm not, I'm really not." ”

Zhou Junjian said: "Then who are you?" ”

"I'm Sima Lan, the second young master of the Sima family, I don't believe you used a thicker soda to break my face, and then you can tear off the mask on my face, Li Huaifeng and I have changed our faces today! Woo woo woo ....... ”

"If I knew that he had offended you ruthless people, I mean I wouldn't have changed my face with him when I died...... Why do I really owe ...... Swapped faces with him...... Woo woo woo ....... ”

At this time, ppl also said: "Brother, his ghost crying wolf howling style is indeed not very similar to Li Huaifeng, Li Huaifeng is a tough guy, and he won't show such a seedless appearance when he is beaten, you see, he is urinating." ”

Sure enough, when people looked over, Sima Lan's crotch was wet, and a puddle of urine was particularly conspicuous under his feet.

People brought soda and washed the unlucky guy's face, and as he washed it, a mask as thin as a cicada's wings appeared, which was slowly torn off, and Sima Ran revealed his own face.

When Zhou Junjian saw Sima Chao's face, the whole person collapsed.

Mistaken!

I went to the lower four gates before, and I was either killed or defeated, and now I went to the middle four gates, but I was replaced by a tanuki for a prince, and I was successfully smuggled, and I was ruthless to a stranger like a **, so I hung people to suck them to death.

Zhou Junjian's hand was shaking, pointing at Sima and asking, "Let me ask you, what is Li Huaifeng doing now?" ”

Sima shook his head in tears, not daring to speak.

Zhou Junjian handed him a phone: "Call him and ask him what he is doing." ”

Toot toot, the phone went through.

Sima Chao's voice trembled: "Hey? ”

Over there, Li Huaifeng picked up the phone and made a very noisy voice: "Crooked!?" Li Huaifeng seems to be in a good mood.

As soon as Sima Chao heard Li Huaifeng's voice, he was so relaxed, free, and so happy and innocent, and then thought that he was suffering for him, and he was suddenly aggrieved, crying: "Li Huaifeng, what are you doing?" ”

"Huh? Louder!? Li Huaifeng shouted loudly: "Oh, I'm opening a pie!" Oh, Zou Bad is so interesting, I found several girls, oops, all of them have long legs and thin waists, like little fox spirits, quack enthusiasm, I can't help myself because of their harassment! ”

Li Huaifeng's voice came from the other side.

Sima held up the phone, didn't know what to say for a while, and looked at Zhou Junjian embarrassedly. Zhou Junjian didn't speak, just listened to the situation on the other end of the phone.

A girl called, "Oh, Young Master Zou, you hate Lala!" Give it back to others, I hate it, give me back the bottoms! ”

"Ahh It seems that something has happened, and the girl's excited screams make everyone excited.

"Wow, Young Master Sima, what a lot of wine!"

Zou Bad shouted: "Ah chaos, I ran to you and got one, quickly!" Catch her, haha, yes, the big breasted one, pour him some red wine ......! ”

"Oh, it's messy, don't answer the phone!"

Li Huaifeng kept talking to the phone: "Hey!?" Hey, hey!? Can you still hear it? Sima Chaos? How are you? ”

Sima cried and said, "It's okay, but I feel like I'm dying." ”

Li Huaifeng laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, they don't have any grudges with you, besides, don't you have a friendship with the hidden family, it's easy to solve!" Needless to say, those girls are so enthusiastic, I'm so happy, let's play! ”

Toot.

Sima Chao held the phone, with a look of grievance and fear, looked at Zhou Junjian, and said timidly: "He...... Hung up. ”

Zhou Junjian sat on the ground dejectedly, drooping his head: "I'm the second Ao, I'm half dead in anger, that bastard and a lot of girls are sending a party!" How do I feel like a **? ”

In a huge presidential suite, there are some entertainment facilities everywhere, several girls are playing in different rooms, Li Huaifeng and Zou Bad take a few younger brothers, and a large group of boys and girls drink together.

At this time, the phone rang again.

Li Huaifeng picked up the phone expressionlessly: "Hey? ”

A person's voice came from the other side: "Second young master, the eldest young master wants to see you, let you go back immediately." ”

"Huh? Who is it? Li Huaifeng asked loudly.

"Young Master."

"Young Master?" Li Huaifeng rolled his eyelids and thought for a long time: "Oh, oh, oh, you said Sima Ping?" Isn't it Sima Ping? ”

The other party was very surprised: "Second young master, have you drunk too much?" Wake up and come back quickly, the eldest young master is not very happy! ”

"He's not happy to have something to do with me." Li Huaifeng hung up the phone and continued to drink with the girls.

Beep, the phone rang again.

"Hey!?" Li Huaifeng said impatiently: "I'm drinking, can you bother me less!?" ”

A cold voice came from the other side: "Sima Chao, come back quickly, there is something at home, if you come back late, I will let you know what regret is." ”

Li Huaifeng looked at the phone in a daze: "This voice is quite familiar." ”

Zou Bad's face turned white, he scolded the girls away, and said seriously: "Mess, hurry up and clean up, go back." ”