Chapter 119: Murder of My Husband
"Not intentionally? So you're made of heart? "I'm most afraid that she will cry, it seems that I want to make her happy, I have to go off the sword and go to the next fierce medicine.
"Hey...... Yes, I'm the one who has the heart, what do you want? "For my step-by-step pressing, she no longer retreats and endures, raises the banner of resistance, and is furious.
"What are you doing? You beat my nose to bleed, and you're still so fierce? Let not let people live? I protested loudly, but because I held my head high, the voice seemed so powerless.
"If you can't live, don't live." She was so angry that she threw the box of toilet paper on my chuang.
"That's not good, I'm a good person, even if I don't think about myself, I have to think about you."
"If you're not alive, what's the matter with me?"
"I'm afraid you'll be charged with murdering your own husband." I had a hippie smile on my face. I wonder if I said that, and I wouldn't have thought of it if I had left it before.
"Phew, you're so thick-skinned now, and you still murder your husband? Whose husband are you? Although she said this, I could see that the anger in her heart had subsided, and her face had softened.
"Of course it's yours." Since the scoundrel has already begun, let's be the scoundrel to the end.
"Hmph, when did I promise you?" She snorted softly, her expression relaxed and authentic.
"You want to go back?" I asked.
"Repentance? I didn't say yes, where did I regret it? There was already a hint of joy in her voice.
"Uh...... Didn't you just agree to be my girlfriend yesterday? ”
"Your comprehension is really poor."
"What's wrong?" What is so clear and clear, I will understand it wrong? No way.
"I promised you to be your girlfriend for the time being when your dad came in two days."
"Does it make a difference?"
"It's a big difference. First of all, I didn't promise to be your girlfriend now, but when your dad came in two days. Secondly, the time I acted on was only during your father's time in Hangzhou; In the end, I just acted, not really. So there is no such thing as murdering one's husband. She said solemnly.
"Uh...... No, it's definitely not going to work...... If that's the case, then why did I sign the unequal Catch-38 regulations? You know, that's gambling on my freedom. ”
"That's your business, I don't care." She shrugged and acted as if she was helpless not to do her thing. It's so hateful, this shrugging action is also learning from me.
"Okay, then you give me the Catch-spec I signed."
"What?"
"You're repentant, I'm going to burn it."
"You want to be beautiful."
"Then you hurt me, is that all?"
"You deserve it, who made you look and think wildly?"
"I guess things are also guilty?"
"Yes."
"You're too domineering, aren't you?"
"It's overbearing. What's up? ”
"Uh...... I'm hungry. ”
"Then get up and get breakfast, I'm hungry too."
"But how can I buy it like this? It will definitely scare the boss to hit me with meat buns. ”
"Wouldn't that be better? You can run away with a few 'hoos', and save money for you stingy guy. As she spoke, she burst out laughing.
With this smile, I can be completely sure that the depression in her heart just now has been swept away, and it seems that my plan has succeeded.
"Uh......" The cunning vixen actually called me a dog. Oh my God, she picked up a big bargain again, and ruined me once, and we rode a donkey to read a novel----- and we'll see.
"Hurry up and wash it down and wait for breakfast. Now that the girl is in a good mood, she will run by herself, but I can tell you, the next one is not an example. With that, she smiled compassionately and went to her room, picked up her handbag, and went to buy breakfast.
Watching her leave and hearing the sound of the door closing, I also became happy, lowered my head high, and returned to normal. Then he pulled out the stuffed paper and threw it away, and the nosebleed had already stopped.
I went to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror, but luckily, my nose was just a little bleeding and it wasn't swollen, and now the bleeding has stopped. When I finished washing, it looked like I wasn't hurt at all.
Only I know that there is still a little itchy feeling in my nose, and I can't help but want to scratch it.
She was really fast, and breakfast was bought quickly. I was so hungry that I took her breakfast and stuffed it into my stomach, not noticing the uneasy smile on her face.
This time she ate breakfast much faster, and when I finished eating and wiped my mouth with paper, she finished eating too.
"Is it delicious? You're eating so fast. ”
"Yours is not bad, not much different from me, you learned from me, right? I remember you used to be very slow. ”
"Who learns from you? There are a lot of stinky problems. ”
"How? You're attacking again. ”
"Didn't you? You didn't take a shower last night. ”
"How can it be considered a problem if you don't take a bath? At best, it's just lazy. ”
"Alas, it seems that I can only grieve myself, and I will accompany you to practice more."
"What do you mean?"
"Don't interrupt, let me ask you: did you throw away the swimsuit I gave you last time?"
"Nope."
"No, then why didn't I see it in your closet?"
"That...... I put it in the box. ”
"Liar."
"I really didn't lie to you, I don't believe I'll show you."
"I really didn't lose it."
"Of course." Clothes are innocent, how could I possibly throw them away? It also requires money to buy, so how can I not get along with money?
"That's good, just right, you can get rid of your bad habit of not taking a bath."
"Don't talk nonsense, why don't I take a bath? Yesterday I was just so tired that I forgot to wash, and I usually wash once every two days. ”
"One for two days? Think about it, if you have to work hard to sell clothes in the store every day, you will definitely sweat and be very dirty, and you are embarrassed to say that you wash one every two days? ”
"Do you want one a day?"
"Nonsense...... To help you get rid of your laziness, I've decided. ”
"What do you decide?"
"I decided to let you go with me to continue learning winter swimming so that I could supervise your bath every day. Just over a month later, this year's winter bath competition is about to start, and you can take the opportunity to practice and kill two birds with one stone. ”
"Tell you, I've also decided, I'm not going to participate."
"Why? Isn't that great? More than a month is just enough for you to break this bad habit. ”
"I don't have time to break bad habits."
"You're making excuses, you're just lazy, you have to change."
"If you want to go by yourself, I really don't have time, the store is too busy every day, how can I have time to go winter swimming with you." Besides, it's winter, it's cold, and I don't want to suffer this sin. ”
With that, I smeared oil on the soles of my feet and slipped into the store. The previous idea of facing difficulties has long since compromised with the cold, and it is more practical to enjoy the warmth of the store and earn customers' money.