Chapter 355: Domineering Job Seeker
"Thank you so much today, thank you for your great kindness!" After returning to the dormitory, Gao Yan and Zheng Lang both solemnly thanked Yang Jibin.
Yang Jibin waved his hand and replied with a smile: "You don't have to be so polite, you are all good buddies, and it is too obvious to say that." Again, as long as people are fine, everything is fine. It's you two, it's a blessing in disguise this time, what do I think of the two sisters' attitudes towards you are very different? ”
When Zheng Lang heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he subconsciously asked, "Really, I also seem to feel a little bit." I always felt like she would catch a glimpse of me from time to time. Ah, don't you know, when you are entangled in the water, it feels super good, I didn't expect Su Liancai to be really material! ”
Yang Jibin was originally unintentional, but he didn't expect something to happen, this kid is really a lewd talent, in that case, can he still enjoy this?
Zheng Lang's words also aroused the contempt of others, but they began to ponder his words in their hearts, and everyone seemed restless in their hearts.
However, Zheng Lang's words reminded Yang Jibin that the iron needs to be struck while it is hot, since these two pairs can be regarded as sharing weal and evil, then it can really be done, and the gentleman has the beauty of an adult.
Yang Jibin thought of doing it, went down to the upper bunk in three or two, took out two pairs of jade pendants from the box, handed them to the two of them, and said with a smile: "Good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west." These are two couple pendants, which I brought from my hometown, don't look at them as inconspicuous, but they have a great background. ”
The two of them took the jade pendant at the same time, and suddenly felt warm and warm, and when they touched it in their hands, they really felt an indescribable comfort.
Seeing that the two of them were silent, the rest of the people were very strange and grabbed the jade pendant one after another. When I got it in my hand and played with it, I was amazed, and shouted at Yang Jibin: We also want a couple.
Yang Jibin's reaction to them was expected, and the line he thought of blurted out: "Okay, no problem, there are still 5 golden flowers in the 520 dormitory." Divide it up and determine the target. As long as you make a little progress, I will not be stingy, everyone has a share in good things!
However, I have a sentence that must be said in front: bubbles. Girl to bubble. Girl, but I think those girls are all good girls, and we will never be obscene. I think that if you are in love, it is best not to give up at the beginning. Even on the day I had to break up after graduating from my senior year. We also have to do a good job of gathering and dispersing. Otherwise, I would have felt guilty. ”
"Don't worry about this, old five, we are all good prostitutes!"
"That's right, that flower-like sister paper, I can't even get in pain, how can I give up in chaos?"
"That's right, Old Five. Let's do the math now. Today I think it costs a lot, and I can't let you bear it alone. ”
"Forget it, everyone is working hard today and being frightened, I think, forget the money."
"That's not going to work. We'll have a troubled conscience! ”
"Don't eat the food that comes with it!"
"Damn, yes, I'm scared of you, give each person a hundred yuan! What the? If you think it's less, then it's good to give 1,000 per person. If you think it's still less, then give 10,000 yuan each,"
", 10,000 per person? You're too ruthless, are you, are you going to force us to sell ourselves to you or what? ”
"I'll go, my brother is a normal person, it's not good for that mouthful. Don't come and disgust me, okay? Look, I've eaten so much today that I'm about to vomit. Okay, don't cry with a sad face, just 100 yuan per person, meaning consciousness. Do you think you're taking advantage of it, and you won't have to ask for it to come back in the future? ”
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After the military training, the school's student union, various associations and work-study positions began to recruit soldiers and replenish fresh blood.
Yang Jibin naturally has no interest in these, although he is no longer short of money to spend in this life, he still bought a brush, and wrote an advertisement for tutoring on a piece of A3 printing paper.
Zhang Haidong, who was standing on the side, was first surprised by Yang Jibin's calligraphy, which was extremely neat, which looked so pleasing to the eye, and then couldn't help but laugh and bent over.
After Yang Jibin finished writing, he couldn't help it, covered his stomach, and read aloud to the others: "Job search letter, I am only eight buckets high, and I am rich and five cars." Today, the pot is hung to help the world, only teach the poor students of the third year of high school, do not disturb the eugenics, and do not disturb if they are not sincere. Contact: Yang Jibin, Tel: 6642373. ”
"Awesome, awesome, this is the most awesome job application letter I've ever seen! Old five, mighty! ”
"What, haha, the fifth child, is always so out of the mood, the old man admires!"
"Old Five, are you sincerely teasing everyone? Do you still need to find a tutor? ”
"Could it be that you are a bubble of new enlightenment. Niu Dafa? But that's too flamboyant, isn't it? ”
Looking at the stunned crowd, Yang Jibin shook his head and said, "What is the ambition of the bird? ”
After the ink dried, Yang Jibin rolled up the notice and walked out of the bedroom door with a bottle of glue.
Zhang Haidong touched his chin, playfully glanced at the back in the distance, and said in his heart: What is this guy making trouble, why is he getting more and more unable to see through it?
Ten minutes later, Yang Jibin came to a poster board outside the campus, pasted the written notice on the wall, smoothed the paper with his hands, and turned his head to walk back.
When Yang Jibin didn't walk for a few minutes, several passing girls walked by on their tracks, and one of the girls screamed as if they had discovered a new world: "Come and see, there is a notice for asking for a tutor, so domineering!" ”
"Alas, it's a pity that this good hand! This classmate is either proud of his talents, or he has a problem with his brain. The other girl had a regretful expression.
"Is this asking for a tutor, or is it going to be a doctor, or is it still hanging a pot to help the world? I'm laughing to death! That's right, I think he's really sick? This disease is cured! A certain woman smiled and bent over, not forgetting to have a poisonous tongue.
"Huh, Yang Jibin? Could it be him? Li Yinglan thought of the sunny and handsome boy in her mind, and couldn't help but smile, if it was really him, this little fellow was really interesting, go back and talk to him?
After a few hours, I exchanged several groups of parents who were ready to hire tutors, and everyone saw this new job search notice, which felt fresh and funny, and completely regarded it as a joke.
Everyone shook their heads and sighed: This student has a brain disease, right? He is so crazy and scribbles like this, which parent dares to ask him to teach his baby?
On the contrary, the few printed posters asking for tutors in the vicinity are very popular, and more than a dozen small notes with phone numbers left under them have been ripped off by the parents who come and go.
Just after nightfall, a middle-aged woman wearing glasses was walking past Bingcheng University of Science and Technology when she saw this job search notice that made her eyes shine under the dim street lamp. (To be continued.) )