Chapter 138: Family Banquet Full Martial Arts
"Uncle Wu, is the house so lively today?" As soon as the neighbor Zhao Xinzhu entered the small ranch, he saw that there were people everywhere, Wu Laohan's eldest son, second son, youngest son and eldest daughter, who were rare before, all arrived, so many adults, and more than a dozen grandchildren got together, so that the whole small ranch suddenly looked like the New Year, in fact, Wu Laohan's family did not have such a lively New Year. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Pillars!" Wu Laohan did not answer, but patted the bench next to him and motioned for the neighbor to sit down, for Zhao Xinzhu, Wu Laohan is really grateful, Zhao Xinzhu is the son-in-law of the door, which is very looked down upon in the countryside, that is, now that Gushan has developed, the old concept can not be removed in a day or two, but Zhao Xinzhu is a person in the township and the new township rarely says bad things about him behind his back, because this person is honest and enthusiastic, and he helps everyone a lot.
Although Wu Laohan is close to his son here, he usually comes to help him, or Zhao Xinzhu, an outsider, his own son, and his daughter are almost not visible at all in the vicinity, but fortunately, the old man also has a little girl who is working in the provincial capital, and he comes back once a month to see the old man. To say that now this family lives not like before, the house is against the house, the wall is against the wall, but it is not long, the age is not too big to ride a horse, or drive a car directly, even if it is less than ten minutes to walk, but just such a little road, I don't see a few families come to see the old man in a year, and today is all here.
Zhao Xinzhu sat next to the old man, and looked at Wu Laohan who was still dressed as an old man, with a Mao suit, yellow army pants and liberation shoes, so he jokingly said: "Uncle Wu, why are you still dressed like this when you are a billionaire?" Why don't you wait until you have time to follow me to our market, and then pull a few new clothes? ”。
"Uncle Zhao!" A fat woman came over at this time, and while talking, she delivered the fruit she was holding to Wu Laohan and Zhao Xinzhu.
Zhao Xinzhu didn't need to look at anyone to know that it was Wu Laohan's second daughter-in-law when he heard the voice, you must know that this is a celebrity in ten miles and eight villages, and he is famous for his nonsense, and he is willing to give up until he gets the benefits, why Zhao Xinzhu came today and used his ass to know it.
"What day is it? Don't you take care of the animals at home? Zhao Xinzhu took the apple and took a bite of it, and said with a smile.
"When will the livestock be taken care of, today I will bring the children to see Dad, and then let our family tidy up Dad's house, there has been no time, you can see this small house......" The woman said endlessly with a basin.
If you look at the frame, I don't know how filial this family is, but this performance can't fascinate Zhao Xinzhu, and even more so the villagers in these ten miles and eight villages.
"It's time to mess with the house" Zhao Xinzhu said with a smile: "You should also give Uncle Wu the whole stable or something, and you should hire someone when you are old, what is this call of an old man day and night."
The woman smiled and said: "It's this Li'er, wait until the house is finished, we will hire it" After speaking, the woman said to Wu Laohan: "Dad, why don't you let my third cousin come over, he has nothing to do in his hometown now."
Wu Laohan didn't say a word, just bit the apple like this, chewing slowly.
The woman was bored, laughed awkwardly twice, and then took the basin and left.
"Xinzhu" Wu Laohan watched his daughter-in-law leave, turned his head to Zhao Xinzhu and asked, "How much do you say this Shicheng house costs now?" ”。
"The urban ones are more than 8,000 square meters, and the suburbs are a little cheaper, but it is estimated that they will cost four or five thousand, do you want to buy a house for the second girl's family?" As soon as Wu Laohan mentioned it, Zhao Xinzhu understood, the old man wanted to buy a house for the second girl's family working in the provincial capital, and now the young couple are still living in a unit dormitory of more than 40 square meters.
Wu Laohan listened to it and thought for a while, stood up and gnawed more than half of the kernel in his hand and put it in the mouth of the horse two meters away behind him, and then turned back before saying: "I have to buy a set for the child, when I first divided the money, the child honestly didn't fight for anything, and didn't get anything."
"Yo, Dad, what you said is that the money to go to college with Xiao Wu is not from the family" At this time, the eldest children passed by and were not satisfied with it, so they opened their mouths and said directly.
Wu Laohan glanced at his eldest daughter: "This doesn't count, you have to go to college according to your ability, if you can go to college, I will pay for your tuition."
"You are so old and you have learned to be eccentric, I don't go around with you, I have to cook, second sister-in-law, where are we going to eat today" The eldest daughter smiled directly and walked over to the woman just now.
Wu Laohan took out the dry tobacco pouch pinned to his waist from behind him, and hummed softly while holding the cigarette.
Zhao Xinzhu sounded like a piece of the Sun County case in a trance, which belonged to a small local drama, and the play was about an old man in the late Qing Dynasty who dug up a crockpot of silver from his house, which caused murder, not only the children and grandchildren robbed it, but also the magistrates mixed in. What Wu Laohan is singing is the old man who planted the blame and was sent to prison and was roasted.
The text of the play is like this: "I originally thought it was a rich and noble person, but who would have expected that it was the life-urging talisman of the Yama envoy."
Zhao Xinzhu smiled here: "Uncle, you shouldn't be singing this time."
Wu Laohan glanced up at Zhao Xinzhu and said, "As the old saying goes, if you know your son, Mo Ruo's father, I can still look at the cub I gave birth to?" ”。
Other people's family affairs, Zhao Xinzhu is really hard to say anything here, no matter how you say that people are father and son, he is just an outsider, and Zhao Xinzhu is not a person who makes trouble, so he had to laugh twice and solve the old man's problem.
Wu Laohan continued: "I'm thinking about buying a bigger pasture these days, and now the livestock in this place are aggrieved, Xinzhu, if you want to sell someone who wants to sell it to help me find it, don't be too big A hundred acres of land will become, it's really not possible to make it smaller, but don't be too small, forty acres down is not interesting, and you can't run a few steps to the end."
Zhao Xinzhu said: "Cheng, I'll help you watch, if there is any news, I'll tell you, but now the ranch is not biased, if you don't have a few million, you can't take it."
"I know, now this ranch is like crazy" Wu Laohan sighed: "The land that was not wanted by people in the past is now fragrant and sweet!" ”。
Zhao Xinzhu smiled and said: "Without this land, there would be no Gushan now."
After speaking, I saw that the table on the other side of the house has been set out, it is estimated that dinner is coming soon, I can't rely on a dinner here, and I really don't look down on the four brothers and sisters, their own two or three floors of small buildings live, the car is driving, and the father is thrown into a small wooden board in the shantytown, the top is not a tile directly is an asbestos tile, and the wind is a little louder and the top is crackling. In Zhao Xinzhu's opinion, this should be immersed in the pig cage.
"Then I'll go, if you have something to do, call me directly" Zhao Xinzhu stood up.
Wu Laohan also knew that he shouldn't keep people, and there might be some demon moths at the dinner table tonight, so he said politely: "Then I won't keep you."
Wu Laohan watched Zhao Xinzhu leave, and continued to sit on the bench and smoke silently.
"Dad, it's time to eat!"
With this greeting, the old man paused and knocked out the ashes in the smoke pot with the soles of his shoes, and sat down on the table with such an expressionless face.
Today, because of the large number of people, the table for eating is made up of two tables of eight immortals, so that nine adults and a dozen children can barely sit down, and the dishes are also made proudly, there are no small dishes and small bowls directly on the basin, a total of five large basins, and the meat and vegetables of a water are hard one by one. Not only the dishes, but also today's wine, the two bottles of Feitian Moutai are now on the table.
The eldest son unscrewed the cap of the bottle and said while pouring wine for the old father: "Dad, our family hasn't eaten together for a long time, and now there is a shortage of the little sister's family, or it will be all gone."
"Your little sister's family has seen it, but you are all busy people, how can you usually see it" Wu Laohan heard his eldest son's pretentiousness, and couldn't help but stab.
"Boom! Then we will come often in the future" The eldest son didn't care, and directly poured it on his two younger brothers.
The second son has few words, even now that the eldest brother pours him wine, this person only lowers his arm from time to time to respond, as for the third son, there are not many words, but the eyes of the two thieves make people know that he is shrewd at a glance, these three sons make Wu Laohan feel angry in his heart, and after a glance, he feels that it is not as good as the pig's head meat in front of him, so he directly puts his attention and eyes on pork.
After three rounds of drinking, the third daughter-in-law spoke: "Dad, look, our Xiaoyu is now in the first year of junior high school, and this year's tuition is nothing, but this is something else, what cram school or the like, it costs a few thousand yuan a month, his father has long said that he will change the car at home, and he is really reluctant to pay, we think that this time we gritted our teeth, and if we want to change it, we will change it to a good one, we also took a look, a good one of the three hundred thousand yuan of the seven-seater, and I will take you out to play when the time comes."
Wu Laohan didn't answer at all, and directly buried his head in eating the food in front of him.
"Dad, our family is also tight, you can't always favor the fifth sister's side," the second daughter-in-law interjected.
"Yes, I heard that you are going to buy a house for the fifth sister, how expensive is the house in Shicheng" The eldest son began to complain about the house price with a fat face.
This immediately caused a resonance, only the second son was as silent as the old man at this time, but the old man was eating vegetables, and the second son was burying his head and pouring sip of stuffy wine.
In short, the theme of this meal is money, and these little cubs are either under the guise of themselves or their grandchildren, and the only goal is the after-tax income of more than 100 million yuan that the old man will get in hand.
Syllable! A pair of chopsticks jumped up on the table, startling everyone!
"What are you crazy about!" The second daughter-in-law saw her man stand up suddenly, so she immediately shouted.
The second son said with red eyes: "Shouldn't my father buy a house for my little sister's family?" Why can the eldest sister get 70 acres of pasture from your parents' old pasture, but the younger sister doesn't? Do you calculate whether a 70-acre ranch is expensive or a house in Shicheng is expensive, why! ”。
"Yo, second brother, I don't like to hear what you say, so why do you take one hundred and three acres, and I only have seventy acres? I don't have anything to say if you are your son's caretaker, but have you asked about our father's affairs? At this time, filial piety came," the eldest daughter immediately retorted.
"This is my fault, I will raise my father in the future," the second son said.
"Second brother, your adoptive father? What did you do earlier, I'm afraid you're thinking about Dad's 100 million," the third child said sarcastically.
The second child said directly: "Dad's 100 million love is given to whom, and I will take my dad home tomorrow."
At this time, the second daughter-in-law said to her husband: "What are you crazy about, listen to the eldest brother!" ”。
When everyone came, they all said that they would get the old man's money down, just like the last time his mother died and divided the ranch, who knew that his husband's side was drunk and crazy and caused infighting.
Syllable! Who knows that today's second child is a bit abnormal, a slap not only stunned his daughter-in-law, but also dumbfounded the people around him, everyone is thinking: Damn, the second child is really drunk today, and even his daughter-in-law dares to beat him!
The daughter-in-law who came back to her senses suddenly exploded, and she pounced on her teeth and claws: "****, Zhao Ermingzi, I'll fight with you!" ”。
Who knew that today the second child seemed to be a different person, and directly raised his leg and kicked his daughter-in-law to the ground, so he still didn't understand his hatred, and directly followed up and slapped two times on his daughter-in-law's face, if it weren't for the third and brother-in-law who saw the opportunity to come and pull people away, it is estimated that there will be a few slaps below.
"Oh my God, I can't live this day, I want to divorce you!" The woman sat on the ground and howled.
The second elder didn't instigate at all today, and said directly: "Leave, who is not separated from the grandson, I have such a big ranch, where can I not find such a woman like you in the Chinese New Year's Eve, I get up early and work greedily, your special mother takes my money to supplement your brother's family, less is it, just last year's special mother's 100,000, are you stupid to me!" If you don't leave, I'll leave you! ”。
As soon as the woman heard the splash, she got up directly from the ground, walked directly to the table without saying a word, and overturned the table with both hands: "No one will eat anything special, eat a hanging meal."
With a snapping sound, a table with the top dishes was immediately finished, not only that the soup and water were also spilled on the child, this time it was even more lively, the eldest daughter and the third daughter-in-law who were protecting the child immediately reached out and pulled the second sister-in-law's hair, and then there was a scuffle.
Wu Laohan pulled the youngest grandson here, picked up a few clean large ribs from the basin that fell on the ground, and teased the grandson while coaxing the grandson, and the grandfather and grandson became the two calmest people in this family banquet. (To be continued.) )