readx;?“ Bead God, have you heard, Wang Erhua of our village and Cao Dazhuang Ming'er of the neighboring village have married! ”

Tian Cui held the fat cat in her arms and sat on a small stool in her yard to bask in the sun. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Three hundred and twenty years have passed since the Heavenly Tribulation, and the mortals in Tian Cui's hometown have lived more than a dozen times, and they have died more than a dozen times. Only Tian Cui and her father and mother got the grace of the bead god, ate the elixir, and survived with all their beards and tails.

Although the wealth accumulated over hundreds of years is enough for them to enjoy life as a big man, the older generation is used to doing work, and their whole body is itchy if they don't work for a day. So, farming, herding cattle, and chopping wood, they still live the days of coarse tea and light food in the past. The people of the village knew that they were immortal and blessed by the gods, so they respected them very much.

Tian Cui saw that her father and mother were living so happily, and she became more and more grateful to the bead god, and vowed to be the best "shovel official" in the Three Realms.

No, Tian Cui was talking, his finger movements didn't stop, and he was busy smoothing the hair. Oh, how can you be conscientious!

"Wang Erhua is very good-looking, but Cao Dazhuang is five big and three thick, I really don't understand why she likes it so much." Tian Cuiwu muttered to herself.

The fat cat was very comfortable, rubbed it in her arms, and lay on its back face up: "Neck, neck, yes, this is the ......" Tian Cui hurriedly followed the instructions of the great god and scratched under the fleshy and fluffy neck.

Suddenly, Tian Cui screamed "Oh no", bluffed her hair into white hair, and almost rolled off her.

"What's wrong?!"

"Oh my God, the bead god turned out to be a male cat!" Tian Cui was shocked and ashamed and said, "This is terrible, I originally thought that you looked so white and rich, and I wanted to find you a beautiful male cat as a companion." I also asked Wang Erhua to leave her cat to me before she got married......"

“……”

After so many years, for Tian Cui's daily name of "Bead God", I don't know how many times I have corrected it, but it is useless. Listening to her cry getting sweeter and sweeter, it even felt very useful, and did not bother to correct it. It's called, it's over to endure it, but you can't bear it! Originally, as a mirror, it had no gender to speak of, but now it is a male, how can it ......

Hmm, looking for a female cat? Where is the ordinary female cat worthy of his name as the old five hair of Fengluan Mountain?

Hmm, looking for a female cat fairy? Think of the cat fairies in the heavenly realm who scratch and scratch all day long, and it feels like the eggs hurt.

Besides, those female cats are immortalized into human shapes, and they are not as good-looking as Tian Cui.

Fa Fa was stunned, and then focused on Tian Cui. Oh, I used to only treat her as a "shovel officer" in my own family, but now I realize that she is still a girl, and she is a very good-looking girl.

Think about it again, although she has no brains, but she is smart enough to marry a brainless wife, and the pressure is not too big. Moreover, this brainless girl still has some advantages, such as simple temperament, enthusiasm and cheerfulness, filial piety and kindness, and the key to scratching the itch is first-class. Hmmm, there is great potential for development as a wife.

So, Fa Zhong lay down again, yawned, stretched out his four cat's paws, and said lazily: "Sensei trouble Wang Erhua, this god allows you to be the wife of this god, choose what day to get married, you can decide by yourself." ”

Tian Cui was stunned, staring blankly at the cat face of the bead god, and suddenly seemed to understand something, exclaimed, and slammed his hands! In the next moment, the hair was thrown out and hung alive on the jujube tree in the courtyard. Let's go, a few dates smashed down very face-to-face, right in the middle of the brain.

For a few days in a row, Fafa didn't see Tian Cui, thinking that she was going to help Wang Erhua prepare for the wedding, or she was embarrassed to see it, who would have thought, it wasn't like that. Tian Cui is clearly and sincerely avoiding it, and he will never go home if he can wander outside, and he will lock himself in the bedroom and never see it when he goes home.

Fa Fa alone, oh no, a cat nests in the yard, and can only lick its own hair and smooth the hair, which is really sad. It sighed and sighed, like a complaining man.

"Oh, Aunt Tian, it's not me who blows it to you, the Lin family is a big official in Dandu, Lin Gongzi is dignified, handsome, and definitely a talent." The old matchmaker came to the matchmaker again, and also brought a portrait of Lin Gongzi and blew it up.

Aunt Tian was quite tempted, so she asked Tian Cui to come out and take a look. Tian Cui just poked her head out and glanced at the portrait, he was indeed a handsome son, and he didn't say whether it was good or bad, and when she caught a glimpse of Fa Fa looking at her, she immediately hid back in the room and closed the door with a "bang".

The old matchmaker was a little unhappy, and lowered her voice and said to Aunt Tian: "Auntie, I didn't say it." The neighbors of Siye Township all know that your daughters are all three or four hundred years old girls, even if they are blessed by the gods, no one dares to marry, right? Fortunately, Lin Gongzi is fond of cultivating immortals, and people don't mind this. Your daughter doesn't have this shop after this village, daughter's family, no matter how old you are, you really can't get married~~"

As soon as the old matchmaker's voice fell, she felt cold and shivered, and when she looked down, she caught a glimpse of a white fat cat covered in fried hair, staring at her viciously.

"My daughter must be good-looking, good-looking, and blessed by the gods, and immortal. You will die of old age sooner or later, and you dare to abuse my daughter?! "Aunt Tian is a fierce woman, and she will roll up her sleeves to pick up people. But before she could do anything, a white shadow took a step ahead of her, pounced on the old matchmaker's head, and grabbed the old matchmaker's face full of blood.

I don't know if I'm not ruthless, I'm scared and startled, and I catch all the way to the old matchmaker, and I don't take the old matchmaker lightly.

Well, now there are more rumors in the countryside. What did the daughter of the Lao Tian family say that she couldn't find a serious man, so she followed a cat.

Uncle Tian and Aunt Tian are very distressed about this, the girl's reputation is bad, and it is even more difficult to marry, so you can't really marry a cat, right?

Fa Fa finally figured it out, he dared to be a cat in Tian Cui's eyes, and he was not a man at all. Just like in the past, Maeda Cui is a "shovel officer" in its eyes, and she is not a girl at all. Thinking about this, I felt comfortable all over my hair and had a good night's sleep.

A few days later, Wang Erhua returned to the door, and Tian Cui went to visit her. On the way there, I met a gang of robbers. Tian Cui was startled, took out the magic weapon issued to her, and beat all the robbers down. She also escorted the robbers to the yamen and received a lot of silver. On the way home, I suddenly encountered a group of demons. This will be troublesome, the other party is overwhelming, and she doesn't have to worry about using magic weapons.

Suddenly, a knight in white descended from the sky, divided by two with three strikes and five strikes, and repelled the demon.

The knight's black hair was flowing, his white clothes were fluttering, and his face was slightly rounded, but his eyes were big and bright, which was particularly eye-catching. When he looked at Tian Cui with a smile, Tian Cui felt his heart pounding, and he was about to jump out of his throat. When was the last time you felt like this? Oh, it was too far away, as far as three hundred and twenty years ago, on Heming Mountain, when I first met His Royal Highness the Eighth Prince.

"Girl, are you alright?" The knight asked with concern.

Tian Cui nodded stupidly, unable to even say a word.

"That's fine, farewell."

"Wait...... Wait...... Wait a minute! Tian Cui plucked up his courage and said loudly, "Dare to ask your honorable name?" ”

The chivalrous man shook his head: "There is a fate to meet." ”

The chivalrous man disappeared at the end of the road, Tian Cui was very depressed, and went home dejected, suddenly missing the bead god. In the past, she was unhappy or unhappy, she always had to hold the beads and talk to the great god, although the great god did not like to take care of her very much, but every time she finished talking, she felt that the mood was wonderful.

She searched everywhere, inside and out, four or five times, but still couldn't find it.

Tian Cui was even more depressed, slumped on a small stool in the yard, buried her face between her knees, and somehow, she just wanted to cry. The bead god must be angry with her and will never come back......

A refreshing fragrance of jujube flowers wafted in, making Tian Cui raise his head. At this time, the jujube flowers on the tree have long been thanked, and the green jujubes have been produced, how can there be so many jujube flowers falling from the tree? But I saw that the three-hundred-year-old jujube tree in the courtyard was full of small pale yellow jujube flowers in an instant, and when the wind blew, the tree shook, and clusters of fragrant flowers fell, which was so beautiful and warm.

And on the branches of the old jujube tree, the white-clothed knight was lying on his stomach.

The knight seemed to be overdressed, and his body was covered with pale yellow jujube flowers, which made his whole body itch.

"Tian Cui, come here, itchy, itchy!"

Tian Cui subconsciously ran over, wanting to climb the tree to scratch him.

Unexpectedly, he was so bad that he immediately came with an upside-down golden hook, climbed on the branches with both feet, wrapped his hands around her neck, and his lips were imprinted on hers. Well, as he expected, her lips were delicious, with the smell of jujube flowers. He took one bite, two bites, three bites, and he couldn't get enough of it.

Tian Cui blushed shyly: "You...... Are you the god of beads? ”

"......" Fafa immediately corrected, "Call me husband." ”

"What, we're not married."

"This god still says the same thing, choose a day to get married, you decide for yourself. Oh no, you're too slow, it's still up to God, just ...... Tonight. ”

After saying that, Fa Fa immediately kissed her again. It's strange that every time Lao Mei is eaten by Feng Qianji, her mouth is swollen and high, this thing is really addictive. Speaking of Lao Mei, I really have to thank her this time. The ethereal treasure mirror can see many things in the later generations, and in the past, the master and Lao Mei often used it to see the good things in the later generations. Fa Fa found many so-called "modern people" chasing women from the treasure mirror, but there are too many types, I don't know which one to believe. So, Fa Fa found Lao Mei and did some consultation.

Lao Mei only told him three words:

"Be handsome."

"Be handsome."

"Be very handsome."

Fa Fa took out the treasure mirror, and looked at the human form he had cultivated, oh, how could he get the word "handsome".

"Bead Great......

"I'm my husband."

“…… Husband," Tian Cui took out a cloth bag from his arms, and a red cloth was thick inside, "I saw this in the market, it was very soft and warm, so I cut a piece for you to make a blanket." But......" she glanced at his current figure and said shyly, "Now that I look at it, it seems to be a little small." ”

Fa Fa always thinks that the stool is cold and hard, and when he basks in the sun alone, he likes to put a blanket, but he can't always touch the most comfortable material. didn't arrive first, Tian Cui always remembered his preferences, and he was indeed the best "shovel officer", oh no, the best wife.

"Not small." Fafa jumped down, leaned his back against the trunk of the tree, and pulled her into his arms. He made a magic trick, and the cloth suddenly became long and wide, and he wrapped the two of them firmly and tied them to the trunk of the jujube tree.

He leaned his back against the stiff trunk of a tree, and a soft little figure in his arms.

She was wrapped in a soft cloth on her back and had a hard chest in front of her.

"Now, you don't want to run away again."

Fa Fa leaned over, cat-like **** her face, her eyebrows, her lips...... Why didn't you find her so beautiful before? For more than 300 years, Zhenzhen has been blind.

"But, husband~~"

"What's the problem?"

"Are you a cat or a mirror?"

"I'm a god."

"How did you become human?"

"Practice~Cultivate for you~"

"After that, when our child is born, will it be a cat or a mirror?"

"......" (10,000 grass and mud horses are omitted here...... ）

"If you are born with a mirror, do you want to send it to Xunchi Yuanzun to practice? Oh, and by the way, bring some beauty holy water......"

"So you want to give me a baby?" Fa Fa smiled and said, "Then let's try it sirs." ”

Tian Cui blushed and put it into his arms.

The jujube flowers fell in a slump, covering their hair and clothes.

In the air, in the countryside, the jujube fragrance is wanton.

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