Fan Yijun was completely shocked by Li Jiuzhen's words, and it took a few seconds before he punched him and roared: "I'm talking about peeing in the toilet, do you know how to pee?" ”

"Oh, that's it!"

Li Jiuzhen was stunned, and immediately said: "Pee is urinating, why use such vulgar words as peeing?" ”

"Isn't the word pee vulgar?"

"Peeing and pooping are all a natural phenomenon, what's vulgar?"

"Peeing is just a physiological action, so what's vulgar?"

"Yes, then you please."

Li Jiuzhen made a gesture of please.

"You turn around first!"

Fan Yijun said hatefully.

"It's going to be a cave room, do you still need to turn around?"

Li Jiuzhen felt that she was doing this too much.

Fan Yijun shook his head and said, "Urine, you will get eye disease." ”

“…… Who told you this? ”

"My master!"

"Okay!"

Li Jiuzhen was also thundered in reverse.

At Fan Yijun's insistence, Li Jiuzhen turned around and turned his back to her.

Fan Yijun tried to get as close to the edge as possible, but he didn't twist it, and started directly.

"Ahem—"

When Li Jiuzhen heard the strange voice, he was a little uncomfortable, and casually found a topic: "Where have you been urinating these days?" ”

"I didn't pee, I held it all the time."

"Wow, that's amazing! No wonder there are so many of them. ”

"Shut up, do you want to die?"

Fan Yijun finally squirmed, and glared at Li Jiuzhen very unhappily.

"Did you know that everyone is contagious? For example, when everyone sits together, one person yawns, and then a second person can't help but play. ”

Li Jiuzhen said.

"What did this guy do all of a sudden?"

Fan Yijun was strange and said, "What's wrong?" ”

"I mean...... When I heard you pee, I thought a little bit about it. ”

Fan Yijun had already solved the problem, stood up, and said with a smile: "Then you can pee, tell me what to do!" ”

"You've said hello to me! I'm sorry if I don't call back? ”

Li Jiuzhen said.

Fan Yijun was powerless to complain, walked up to him, turned his back to him, and said, "Don't be verbose, hurry up!" ”

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be in a hurry ...... me"

Li Jiuzhen muttered, almost making Fan Yijun crazy.

She said it quickly, but she didn't want to listen to Li Jiuzhen's peeing all the time, and she wasn't very anxious about that kind of thing!

"I'm obviously not interested at all, okay?"

Finally, Li Jiuzhen also finished settling it, and when he came back, he hugged Fan Yijun again.

Fan Yijun looked anxious, but he was not angry.

Bastard, it's true that you're in such a hurry, and you actually framed me?

Fan Yijun sincerely wanted to go against him, dodged, and said, "No, you haven't washed your hands." ”

Li Jiuzhen stopped drying: "Didn't you wash it too?" ”

"I don't have to touch you with my hands."

Fan Yijun put his hands behind his back.

Li Jiuzhen gritted his teeth, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed: "I thought I wouldn't be able to do anything about you, right?" I can't use my mouth without my hands, can I? ”

He was about to admire his wit, but Fan Yijun said again: "It's still not good, you didn't brush your teeth!" ”

"Didn't you brush it too?"

"I don't have to kiss you."

"Fart! If you say so, you'll say I didn't take a shower! ”

Li Jiuzhen said indignantly, "It's all an excuse!" ”

The two fell silent.

After a few hours, Li Jiuzhen suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I feel that the residual breath in my hands has volatilized, is this okay?" ”

"Can this also be volatile?"

Fan Yijun smiled.

"I said yes!"

Li Jiuzhen glared at her, then opened his teeth and claws, and grabbed it again.

Fan Yijun didn't dodge this time, he was overthrown to the ground, and then his whole person was pressed down.

Fan Yijun was motionless like a dead man.

Li Jiuzhen was like a pig, arched for a while, and couldn't help but say, "Can you move a little?" It feels so weird like this! ”

"I won't."

"You don't even know the instinct to reproduce, don't you think you're too a failure?"

Li Jiu was really angry.

"I have to admire you, you are still seriously injured, it will hurt if you move, and you are still so interested."

Fan Yijun looked admiring.

"That's and isn't what it is...... Well, I'll admit that I quietly healed all the wounds on my body with a bone needle. ”

Li Jiuzhen said.

"I see, I'm disappointed."

Fan Yijun couldn't admire it.

Li Jiu really had a feeling of being despised, so he worked harder.

Just when the ceremony between the two was about to begin, Li Jiuzhen and Fan Yijun's clear eyes looked at each other, and they found that they had used so many means, Fan Yijun's eyes were still so clear, Li Jiuzhen suddenly felt a deep sense of guilt, and said: "Can you not do this, it's very disturbing." ”

Fan Yijun said: "You are my husband, how can I not?" ”

"Don't you notice that the couples on TV kiss with their eyes closed?"

"But their bed scenes are all with their eyes open."

"You're a cultivator, and you're still playing?"

"Amitayus longevity, in my heart, there is no difference between having a bed and not having a bed."

"Don't be verbose, close your eyes!"

Li Jiuzhen covered her eyes, and then wanted to continue.

However, he tried several times, but finally broke his shoulder, and said sadly: "No, I can't do it." ”

Fan Yijun shook his hand away and said sympathetically: "I didn't expect you to have a problem in this regard...... But it doesn't matter, I'll check it carefully, maybe it can be cured. ”

"You're the problem!"

Li Jiu was really like a cat with its tail stepped on, and said loudly, "What I said can't be done, it's because I can't get through the psychological level." ”

"What's wrong with your psyche?"

"I told you not to be angry."

"I'm not angry."

"Okay......"

Li Jiuzhen opened his mouth, paused again, and then let go and said, "I have a way to get out, and we won't die." ”

"Oh."

"Oh?"

"And what about you?"

Fan Yijun said coldly, then kicked Li Jiuzhen away, got up and quickly got dressed.

Li Jiuzhen was a little disappointed, but he breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was very nervous, and he also put on his clothes.

"You bastard!"

Fan Yijun scolded hatefully.

Li Jiuzhen showed an innocent expression and hurriedly said, "Didn't I confess and be lenient? ”

"Hmph, I only said when I took off my clothes, this is also called confession and leniency?"

Fan Yijun's face was frosty, "I announce that we have divorced. ”

"Ah, don't be so ruthless!"

"Li Jiuzhen, you really went too far this time."

Fan Yijun said softly.

Li Jiuzhen showed a bitter look on his face and said, "I regret it now...... too"