Chapter 167: Manager Hu pees his pants

Fang Wuxie's appearance in such an arrogant way was extremely unexpected by Shi Huiqing. She was originally a little angry that the other party was innocent and didn't report on time, but when she was choked by Hu Yueming and wanted to cry, such a timely rain made her so happy that she almost didn't jump.

As the party who was sprayed, Hu Yueming was a little stunned at this moment. Fang Wuxian was more than a head taller than her, and the distance between him and her was no more than twenty centimeters, and the feeling of oppression was like an ant seeing an elephant, which made her desperately want to retreat, but she forgot that there was a chair behind her, and she tripped and fell to the ground. The hard tiles hurt her tail vertebrae.

Before Hu Yueming could speak, Fang Wuxian spoke again: "At this time, I know that I am afraid!" It's useless even if you kneel, get out! ”

Fang Wuxie's voice was cold and majestic, making Hu Yueming unconsciously think of the demon-like leader of the Hu family, trembling all over, and unconsciously moved back, only then did he wake up, and slowly got up with the boss's platform, his legs still trembling: "You...... Who are you? ”

Fang Wuxian didn't answer Hu Yueming's words, but turned his head and went to close the door of the office. He walked slowly, as if he was going to do something big, but in fact he was surprised in his heart.

Just when he scolded Hu Yueming, his eyebrows suddenly beat rhythmically, and Hu Yueming in front of him seemed to have become a visible frequency signal, and he subconsciously let his voice go up and down, long and short, just to cater to that frequency.

It's just a sentence, it can make Hu Yueming tremble, what kind of magical ability is this?

Fang Wuxian closed the door, and couldn't think of why. But squinting and looking back at Hu Yueming, in addition to seeing her shriveled face, it seems that she can also feel the frequency of high and low. He smiled coldly and walked towards Hu Yueming step by step.

The footsteps clattered like a drumbeat, and the humming sneer was like the sound of the wind killing. Hu Yueming only felt that this person was like a demon god from hell, and he wanted to destroy himself when he closed the door. She surrounded the boss and wanted to move to Shi Huiqing's side, but her legs didn't seem to be good, she couldn't even lift her eyelids, and said in a trembling voice: "You, who are you, what are you going to do?" ”

"Who am I? I'm the new security guard! Fang Wuxian grabbed Hu Yueming's collar, and his shriveled body of more than eighty catties was effortlessly carried in front of him, and said word by word: "I'll count three, if you don't get out of the office, you don't have to go out again." ”

Fang Wuxian threw it casually, and threw Hu Yueming to the side of the door, but he counted "one, two" in his mouth at once. Hu Yueming never thought that this guy was counting so fast, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to stay any longer, reached out and pulled the door open, and ran out with all his might.

Shi Huiqing looked at this scene and couldn't cry or laugh: "You? Does she recognize you? How can I be afraid of being like that. ”

Fang Wuxian frowned and didn't speak, just after Hu Yueming fled in fear, he could still vaguely "see" that Shi Huiqing's body also had a frequency fluctuation that was different from Hu Yueming's, but the fluctuation was getting weaker and weaker, and it seemed that his ability was slowly disappearing, and finally that frequency disappeared into Shi Huiqing's eyebrows.

Fang Wuxie's silence made Shi Huiqing feel that she didn't have the majesty of the boss, coughed dryly, sat down on the boss's chair, and said, "Fang Su, what's wrong with you?" ”

Fang Wuxian could no longer see the frequency fluctuations from Shi Huiqing, the whole person felt extremely tired, and pulled over the chair to sit opposite Shi Huiqing, and smiled: "What can I do?" You should ask the old woman what will happen to her? ”

Shi Huiqing was stunned, although she was not pampered and raised, there were really not many people who talked to her like Fang Wuxie, so she couldn't help but feel strange in her heart, and actually said according to Fang Wuxie's meaning: "Then what will happen to her?" ”

"She! Hum! Fang Wuxian said disdainfully: "She ran back to change her pants, oh no, it's to change her underwear." Don't you see, she's already scared to pee her pants? ”

Shi Huiqing didn't know whether to laugh or laugh at this time, she looked at the ground, and sure enough, there were some water stains on the smooth tiles. The smile on the corner of his mouth before was really reserved, and he couldn't care about the image anymore, so he laughed.

"This, how is this possible? Why is she so afraid of you? Have I seen you before? ”

Shi Huiqing couldn't understand the situation that appeared at this time, and it was even more impossible for Fang Wuxian to tell her the hallucinatory feeling before. Fortunately, although he has lost his memory, the knowledge he has learned and the sophistication of people are all there, and it is still a piece of cake to fool a college student like Shi Huiqing who has not undergone social experience.

He showed a smile that he thought was charming: "Maybe it's my sense of justice that makes her humble heart repent, and this will tremble from the depths of her soul." ”

Of course, such an obviously perfunctory guess Shi Huiqing would not take it seriously, but after Fang Wuxian said the word "soul", he fell into deep thought again, and he couldn't help but think in his mind: Could it be that my brother saw the soul of the old woman just now, and was captured by me! Hey, dementors, yes, I remember, this technique is called dementoring.

Fang Wuxian recalled the word "dementor", and felt that it was wrong when he thought about it. After his "resurrection", he only had memory loss, but the knowledge and skills he had learned were still there, and now that he thought of spiritualism, he had a concept of how to use it, but it was not the same as what had just happened.

Shi Huiqing saw that this man seemed to be distracted again, and his eyelids drooped, as if he was about to fall asleep at any time, he knocked on the boss's table and said angrily: "Fang Su, if you don't wake up, go home and sleep." ”

Fang Wuxian opened his eyes and said with a smile, "Is this really okay?" ”

"You can be a big-headed ghost, this is work, you should be serious." Although Shi Huiqing still wanted to ask him why Hu Yueming was so scared, he didn't want to talk to this security guard who was not in awe of the boss, so he got up and said, "Go out and turn left, and the human resources office will go through the entry procedures." Bring your ID card, right? ”

"Brought it." Fang Wuxian threw down two words, and walked out of the office without any awe. Shi Huiqing's voice on the phone rang in his ears: "Aunt Liu, take a mop to my office to clean it, Manager Hu accidentally got dirty." ”

Fang Wuxian smiled lightly, looking at a water stain in the corridor and going straight to the elevator entrance, a cleaner carrying a mop came out of the water room on the far right, he beckoned to the cleaner, and said loudly: "Aunt Liu, after cleaning Mr. Shi's office, don't forget to wipe the corridor." This Manager Hu can't hold back and goes to the bathroom early, half of the floor is full of smell! ”

This thing waved his hand from his nose as he spoke, and heard Shi Huiqing's suffocating laughter in his ears, and various exclamations such as "ah" and "ah" came from other offices.

Fang Wuxian walked towards the human resources department without squinting, hiding his merit and fame.

In general enterprises, the human resources department has a saying that "those who do personnel do not do their own business", which shows the degree to which they are not welcomed. In the past, when Shi Jin was in charge, it was okay, and HR people have been weaving various development activities, and their status also belongs to middle and senior white-collar workers. But after Shi Jin's death, the human resources department had no say at all, and they either played minesweepers on the computer all day long, or chatted and shopped with their mobile phones, waiting for the day when they were disbanded.

Fang Wuxie's arrival made the human resources department somewhat lively, and several twenty-five or sixteen-year-old girls unconsciously looked him up and down, some of them focused on his deep and lazy eyes, and some of them aimed at the strong chest muscles in the open collar.

Minister Wu Yan of the Human Resources Department had already received Shi Huiqing's phone call and personally handled the entry procedures for Fang Wuxie, so he stretched out his right hand and said with a smile: "Director Fang, welcome to join Shengdezhai, we will be colleagues in the future, don't shirk if you ask for help in the security room." ”

Fang Wuxian was originally applying for a security guard, but he didn't expect that he was the security director when he first signed the contract, and the salary was naturally much higher than what he had talked about before, thinking that his performance last night and this morning were not in vain, which really made Shi Huiqing impressed. He smiled politely and gently held Wu Yan's little hand, "It's impossible to shirk, as Minister Wu said, we will all be colleagues of Shengdezhai in the future, and we will be a family." ”

Wu Yan's little hand is called a soft and soft, although Fang Wuxian is not a pervert, he feels comfortable holding such a hand, and he can't help but guess in his heart, is it the first time in his life that Brother Cheng has touched a woman's hand?

The heart was moved, and the handshake was a little longer. Wu Yan withdrew his hand a little embarrassed, but Fang Wuxie's face was thicker than the city wall, and he said, "Minister Wu, did you send someone to take me over, or did I report myself?" ”

Wu Yan said: "Director Fang, the head of the logistics department is called Hou Chengbao, you can go directly to the office on the third floor to find him." ”

"Then I'll go first." Fang Wuxian bowed slightly, he didn't look like those vulgar men in the security room, but he looked like a gentleman who had been trained in strict etiquette, which made the eyes of the women in the human resources department shine.

At this time, Hou Chengbao was not in the office.

For a while, according to the arrangement of Fang Wuxian, he didn't take the initiative to make trouble and let people grab pigtails, but when he encountered small things, he infinitely magnified things out of control, and sure enough, Shengdezhai was made to jump, but Shi Jie and others, who were in charge, were helpless with him, and finally threw his hands away.

After Shi Jie left, he temporarily handed over the management of Shengdezhai to Shi Huiqing. Shi Huiqing is different from Shi Jie, she is bent on managing Shengdezhai well. But the forces of all parties in Shengdezhai are in chaos, how can she be a little girl who can settle it.

Hou Chengbao has old friends with the Shi family, and he is annoyed by Shi Jie's "apostasy", but he admires Shi Huiqing's commitment. There has been a great deal of vacillation about whether or not to continue to cause trouble.

Last night, he went to visit his younger brother who was injured at Fang Wuxie's funeral, mainly wanting to study with his younger brother whether he would continue to carry out Fang Wuxie's plan and engage in "sabotage" in Shengdezhai. Unexpectedly, he didn't come up with any results, but at the moment when he left his post without permission, a few splashes from the south thief came and was beaten by a stunned young man who wanted to apply for a security guard.