(I'm going to turn it into a day-time post, and I'm going to ask for a monthly pass.) I only ask for it in the month of new books, that is, this month, and I don't ask for it in other months. ）

Mr. Lu Xun once said: The first person to eat crabs is very admirable, who dares to eat it if he is not a warrior?

Although he was forced to be helpless, it couldn't change the fact that he was a warrior.

In the first class of the next day, Li Xiaobai stood on the podium and thought so.

Scanning the class like Lin Nan did, it was strange to say, as soon as he came on stage, the students in the class, especially the girls, exuded the factor of anger, and the boys mostly looked at them with playful eyes, but now, if it wasn't for his wrong observation, the previous unpleasant feeling seemed to have disappeared.

In short, many people have taken him as a normal student. In other words, everyone's hearts are like water for him.

There is nothing wrong with having a heart like water, and students should be like a water with a heart.

As before, the mood is too childish.

It's just naïve, and it's even more naïve just to be angry with him.

He won't admit that it's because his classmates are more angry than happy with him that he thinks others are naïve.

However, there are always a few exceptions, and at this moment, Li Xiaobai inadvertently noticed that Guo Jing's blown-up little face was still filled with the extraordinarily proud color that this bastard would definitely be unlucky.

Little girl, when I can get off the stage, I will pinch and swell your little face.

"Li Xiaobai, I've given you a day, and you've been on stage for so long, and you haven't brewed yet?"

Standing on the side of the podium, Lin Nan, who wanted to try his best to eliminate his sense of existence, suddenly burst into existence.

Some dissatisfied voices spread in the classroom, and after hitting the wall, they were bounced back by the wall and echoed in the classroom.

All of a sudden, the classmates began to smile like that playfully again.

The nasty feeling is gone, Li Xiaobai was a little speechless for a moment, and now he is starting to come back again.

"Teacher, don't always urge me to be good, the first person to eat crabs always has a little more time to digest."

With these words, there was an instant burst of laughter in the class.

Where is this sentence funny, no wonder they don't treat themselves as normal people, and they are not normal when they see other people's abnormal guys. Look, Lin Nan nodded like this and retreated, so you can stop.

Ahem, Li Xiaobai coughed, made sure his voice was clear, and finally decided that the opening sentence was coming.

"Hello everyone, I'm Li Xiaobai."

“……”

The atmosphere was instantly cold.

You think it's a self-introduction, don't say this kind of non-nutritious words.

What's more, no one in the class doesn't know who you are, and even the neighboring classes know about your glorious deeds.

Li Xiaobai didn't care about other people's reactions, "What I'm going to talk about today is the various ways of self-introduction that I summarized, in short, the first one, this kind of self-introduction that is flat and straightforward as soon as it comes up, you have also seen the effect, it's stupid." ”

"That's because it's you standing on the podium," Guo Jing shouted from below, "If I stood on the podium, everyone would have remembered my name a long time ago." ”

Are you born a villain, and you like to work against me.

"I'm sorry, if it were me, I guess I would only stare at your face without blinking, and your name would probably be ignored."

Well, as soon as this sentence came out, everyone was a little stunned.

As soon as he said that, Li Xiaobai realized that his words were a bit explicit.

Although he just said a very ordinary sentence, if the head teacher wantonly extended his sentence, such as because he was too much, he kept staring at Guo Jing's little face......

It's true that her little face is very attractive, and she belongs to the kind that she never gets tired of looking at, but she definitely doesn't because of that.

Seeing that Guo Jing buried his head, Li Xiaobai, who realized that something was wrong, turned his head to look at Lin Nan.

Fortunately, she didn't care.

It's a big fuss that you're just stating this fact.

While everyone was stunned, he simply finished speaking in one breath.

The second way to introduce yourself, for example, is the English way of introducing yourself. I think everyone knows that as soon as he comes to power, he drags the article. Obviously, I don't know much English, but I have to say it in English plainly, full of loopholes, occasionally I don't say Chinese-style English, and some people have to translate their pale and weak long sentences in broad and profound Chinese. Please, how much do you look down on your classmates, everyone is in the same class, who still can't understand. ”

An extension of this is self-introduction in various languages. For example, some students also show off their French, but they don't translate after the show. Excuse me, can you respect your classmates. English is everyone's second language, but French, please go to the French major class to speak or meet a French friend, otherwise go to France to speak. ”

Gradually, everyone's expressions have changed, but Li Xiaobai has not yet realized it.

He continued, "The third is ......"

Hmm, but seeing Li Xiaobai turn around, he wrote his name directly on the blackboard.

Very nice italics. Li Xiaobai thinks to himself.

"In the previous way, others show language, but in this one, many people start to show calligraphy." Li Xiaobai said with some sneer, "We have been practicing calligraphy and calligraphy since elementary school, and we don't understand what there is to show off." You can tell what a person is like from a person's words, and if you write well, don't take out the vulgar characters and pollute the blackboard. The blackboard is going to be tarnished because of your words. In short, this way of introducing yourself is also stupid. ”

In the class, there are a few people whose faces are not very good-looking.

"Also, after some people came to power, everything else was nonsense, but one sentence is the point, I am in the window period, and by the way, I will also announce the phone number. Well, that's it. If you're really hungry or thirsty, you can get some water to drink. If you can't do it, you dig a well and eat it yourself. Entering high school, there is only one purpose, don't you feel too naïve? Needless to say, this way is also disgusting, and it is recommended to abolish it. ”

A few more boys who were shot looked at Li Xiaobai dissatisfied.

Stinky boy, after class, you wait.

"There is another way, come on stage, leave a name and leave. There is a sense of loneliness that I have been here and I have existed. This kind of guy doesn't know if he's here to be funny or to attract attention. In short, self-introductions that are unclear can also be canceled. ”

Next, Li Xiaobai said several ways to introduce himself, and more and more students were shot.

Soon, many people in the class looked at Li Xiaobai's fierce eyes.

Before I knew it, a quarter of an hour had passed since the expected seven-minute 'class started with me'. (To be continued.) )