Chapter 126: I Tired Chopsticks to Death
When it comes to now, it's really late.
Meng Tian suggested eating first, and as for whether to continue to talk and talk overnight, he asked everyone's opinions.
Jiebi wanted to eat very much, but he also wanted to go back, he always felt that it was not safe to stay in Qin Ying. He said to Tou Mandanyu, "Let's go back after eating, shall we?" ”
Mao Dun glanced at him, and then went back after eating, and he couldn't get there until the second half of the night?
The leader of the Huyan clan said, "There are many dreams in the night! ”
That's what the leader of the Lan clan meant. Although they came to negotiate to admit their intimidation, and the clansmen had psychological expectations, if these people returned, the content of the negotiations might be leaked in advance, and once the secrets were leaked, there might be misunderstandings and misunderstandings, and if they met those who fanned the flames, they would definitely become a mess. When the time comes, their work today will be a trivial matter, and it will be very troublesome to produce a mutiny. And if the negotiations between the two sides are protracted, it is likely that they will lose patience and simply use war to solve the problem. In that case, the weapons are inferior to the people, the intelligence is not as good as the people, and the results can be predicted only by relying on the spirit of not being afraid of death.
Thinking of this, the leader of the Lan clan said to the head man Shan Yu: "Shan Yu, let's go back after we all negotiate, even if it's overnight." ”
Touman also understood what it meant to have a long night and a lot of dreams, and there were too many people among the Huns who did things without their brains. He can't give others the opportunity to cause trouble. He said to Fusu and the others, "Let's eat." You can talk while eating! I asked someone to go back and deliver a letter, saying that they would go back tomorrow. ”
Fusu nodded.
Meng Tian waved his hand and asked people to arrange the problem of eating and sleeping at night.
Xiao Han slipped out to help the cook of the Fusu family.
These meals are all designed. The main purpose is to make the Xiongnu people feel that Daqin is rich in products and outstanding people. After letting them eat, the heart of admiration is like a wave, and the river stretches endlessly.
Compare with Daqin, fight for financial resources, and defeat completely! Fight wisdom and defeat! Bloody and defeated!
Xiao Han helped make dumplings, and he had good cooking skills, so he learned it in Xianyang. When Xiao Han entered, it was the firehead soldiers in the army who were helping.
The cook is turning over a giant pig's head. The pot of the army is so big, and the pig's head is like entering a swimming pool. The pig's head is almost ripe, marinated with sauce, and honey is put in it, the color is red and bright, and it looks very attractive.
The shredded white radish has been cut, just wait for the pot to boil, and the lamb slices will be fine. The fly in the ointment is that there is no coriander at this time, so I have to grieve the green onion to work for a while.
The tea eggs were also soaked, Xiao Han went up and smelled it, it was really fragrant, not only the tea fragrance, but also the medicinal fragrance, which must have been a material from the Chinese medicine store.
Haha, what a great place to be!
Xiao Han heard the sound of "whooshing" swimming in the basin, he didn't know what it was, he was still alive, so he had to reach out and open the lid to take a look. The cook's eyes were quick and he pressed her hand, "Don't look at the girl, don't be scared!" ”
Xiao Han looked at him strangely, what the hell is this?
"The girl will know in a moment. The girl just makes dumplings, there are too many people, and she will make them for a while! ”
Xiao Han nodded, she will always appear in a while, this girl will keep this curious heart!
Almost wrapped, Xiao Han came out of the tent. Zhang Long: They sang again. Xiao Han walked over, and they sang more vigorously.
After singing, Xiao Han asked, "Is it that the more you sing, the more hungry you become?" ”
Ergouzi nodded. Kansai also shouted hunger. said that if he wasn't on duty here, he would be a rabbit. I saw the rabbit outcropping several times this afternoon, just because it couldn't leave, so I let it slip away. What a pity!
Xiao Han said: "There will be opportunities in the future, and when the world is too peaceful, I will fight rabbits every day." Shall we learn a new song now? While the Huns are there, let's shake up the majesty. ”
Xiaohu responded immediately, every day he started the tune, he would have a song, it was really useless for heroes.
Others responded. The first time I saw the Huns, but I didn't fight, I didn't even have a chance to make meritorious contributions, and I could sing songs to relieve my anger.
Xiao Han signaled everyone to be quiet, saying that when practicing songs, they should be soft, and when they finished practicing, they would sing loudly to the Huns.
Everyone nodded obediently. Xiao Han taught them to sing "March of the Big Knife" sentence by sentence.
The big knife slashed at the devil's head
Patriotic compatriots of the whole country
The day of resistance has come
The day of resistance has come
In front there were soldiers of the workers and peasants
There are people from all over the country in the back
Our military and civilians are united and march forward bravely
Look at the enemy
Destroy him
Wipe him out!
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Look at the enemy
Destroy him
Wipe him out!
Cut the devil's head with a big knife and kill it!
The song has a simple melody and straightforward lyrics that are easy to remember. Xiao Han sang twice and then sang. The sergeants couldn't hold back and wanted to sing loudly, Xiao Han couldn't hold it back, so he simply didn't hold it down, just treat it as an appetizer!
Not far from the opposite side are forty or fifty Hun cavalry, what is that not a devil? The more the sergeants sang, the more energetic they became. Especially the last crisp and neat "kill", it is necessary to be more relieved and more relieved.
The Huns on the other side didn't know what they were singing, they could only analyze it through their expressions, and they generally knew that it was not the meaning of unity and friendship.
Meng Tian heard the murderous "kill", the tiger's body shook, listened carefully to the lyrics, and greatly appreciated it, this song made people's blood boil. He poked Su and said, "Eldest son, what else will your Xiaohan not do?" ”
Fusu pretended to think about it seriously and said, "She said that she is not good at kung fu and can't fight." ”
Meng Tian laughed "poof", and pointed at him with his finger, look at the strength you are proud of! He stretched out his head and deliberately teased him: "Eldest son, leave your Xiaohan in the barracks to teach the sergeants to sing!" ”
Fusu's face was pulled down at that time. "How can this work, I still have to bring her back to Xianyang to get married!"
Meng Tian laughed, "The eldest prince is almost thirty, right, so important?" ”
Fusu was annoyed when he heard this, "Of course this is very important, what if I don't marry her quickly, let someone else marry?" ”
Meng Tian smiled again: "In the whole world, who dares to fight with you?" ”
Fusu nodded, it is said that no one dares to fight, but no one can worry about it, Li You is worried about it!
Meng Tian shook his head: "Eldest son, you are deeply in love and can't extricate yourself, I'm very sympathetic!" ”
Fusu "Peng" gave him a punch, Meng Tian caught it, and said, "I have good skills, I can be Xiaohan's teacher." ”
Fusu stretched out his foot and kicked Meng Tian again, Meng Tian turned on the spot to dodge, and Fusu kicked in the air.
By the time he wanted to make up for it again, Meng Tian had already jumped a foot away, and Fusu had no choice but to cross his waist and get angry.
Those Huns who came to negotiate were very happy to see Fusu and Meng Tian "fighting", and they were at odds with each other, that was good news!
In the distance, the "March of the Great Knife" sang more happily.
The interpreter brought by the Huns is no longer translated, anyway, the battle situation is already like this, and it is better to have more than one thing. "What are they singing?" ”
The interpreter thought for a moment and said, "It's the song that was sung before the sheep were slaughtered." ”
Jie Bi nodded "oh" and said: "The Chinese people just have a lot of routines, and they still sing murderously when they slaughter a sheep, and those who don't know think they want to slaughter people!" ”
The interpreter said, "Yes, you are right. ”
It's time to eat. The meal was eaten by both parties.
On each side of the table was a large pig's head.
Then there is a pot of white radish and lamb and a plate of tea eggs.
The others are barbecues, Mu Mu said, and will be brought in in a moment.
Xiao Han glanced at the pig's head, then at Ruan Weng Zhong, and said in his heart, the main force is here!
As soon as he saw the color of the pig's head, he couldn't control it, and he habitually touched the knife on his waist, but he didn't touch it, and he was very annoyed.
The cook came over with a knife, stood still at the table, half-knelt down, and began to untie the pig's head one by one. He solved it very methodically, considered the thin, fat and thin, untied it and stacked it neatly on an empty plate. Xiao Han used to think that the slice duck was amazing, but now he thinks that it is very rare to be able to solve the pig's braincase so artistically.
When the two pigs' heads were finished, a sergeant brought in a wooden pier, along with a chisel, a screwdriver, and an axe.
Xiao Han asked, "What is this for?" ”
Fusu said: "Look down, he works beautifully. ”
I saw that the cook was holding an axe in one hand and a chisel in the other, and with a few clicks, the pig's skull cracked. I took the driver and knife again, pressed it hard, clicked, and opened. A whole pig brain is presented. Someone handed over a small bowl, and the cook carefully took out the monkey brain with a spoon and placed it on the table.
The cook began to beat the second one again.
Look at the reins and around, there is only one thing in this game, how to eat it?
Tou Manshan waved his hand, "You eat!" ”
It's not polite to tie the reins, pick up the spoon and eat. One to eat, huh? It's greasy, it's not very tasty, it's not delicious, and he spits it out with one mouth.
Maudon sat back in disgust.
The leader of the Lan clan also glanced at him in disgust. The dishes on this table are so beautiful, they have such an ending before they can eat it.
The pig brains of Fusu over there were also taken out.
Fusu took a small bowl, took the adjusted sesame paste that had been prepared next to him, put a small spoonful, poured it, mixed it slightly, put a spoonful on the plate in front of Xiao Han, and gave Meng Tian and himself another spoonful, and gave the rest to the giant Ruan Weng Zhong.
Each of the four people had a small spoon, and took a small sip of pig brains. It was the first time Xiao Han ate it like this, and it tasted really good, with an obvious ginger flavor and sesame fragrance, and it was not fishy at all.
Yubi was very angry, as if he had been tricked.
When he was angry, he was very good at eating, a plate of tea and eggs in two bites, one in two, and soon he ate only two left.
At this time, the barbecue came up.
The rabbit was hung up miserably, and his whole body was roasted to the brim. The cook cut the rope from his body, and the place where there was no fire was a distinctly light color, like a child tied up for a barbecue.
Xiao Han glanced at it and quickly closed his eyes, complaining in his heart, who invented this cruel way to eat? Be sure to hang him up and beat him.
Fusu regretted it a little, in order to look good in front of the Huns, he forgot that Xiaohan was afraid of dead rabbits. He squeezed Xiao Han's hand, and Xiao Han was in a cold sweat with his hand. Fusu is going to regret dying. This was Mu Mu's idea, and he said that it seemed cruel and deterrent. But the Huns on the other side didn't take it seriously, and took it and began to tear it, regardless of whether it had been tied up or not.
I'll beat him up tomorrow when I find it!
The grilled fish also came up, and the grilled snakes, all of them were hung up, and they all looked pitiful, and they were all convulsed.
In front of everyone, the cook "brushed" the fish skin and snake skin off, and the craftsmanship was so good, the skin fell off intact, and the white meat was completely exposed.
Xiao Han couldn't stand it anymore. She felt like her skin ached. She clenched her fists hard and cursed in her heart, which bad guy came up with the idea?
The foodie showed a happy expression, and the tearing of the skin was so cool!
What made him unhappy was that he didn't know the content of the back just now, and he ate too many tea eggs!
When the dumplings came up, the knot was already in his throat, he didn't know what kind of play this thing like an ear was, he picked the skin, a fragrance, my mother, the Chinese people are so bad, they put the best food at the end. I've been tricked again!
The leader of the Lan clan took a bite of the dumplings, huh? What does it feel, I didn't have time to chew how it slid down on its own, eat another one, eat another one, it's so cool. Huaxia people are so happy, they really know how to eat!
He poked Mao Dun, who was concentrating on eating, and whispered: "Prince, in fact, it's quite good for you to go to Xianyang, you don't need to blow the white hair wind, you eat delicious food every day." ”
Mao Dun slammed the bowl on the table, wasn't this stabbing someone with a knife? Can your own people bully your own people like this?
Tou Manshan patted him and put a dumpling in his bowl. The chopsticks were so difficult to use that the two chopsticks made me sweat profusely. If one day he dies and someone asks him how he died, he will sit up and tell him, "I made the chopsticks tired to death."
When he was almost finished, Meng Tian put down his chopsticks and said, "Because I have to talk about things, I didn't prepare wine." What do you think? If it feels like it's about the same, let's talk about the details of the cooperation. ”
Without waiting for Tou Manshan to open his mouth, Jiebi waved his fat hand with the reins, "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, I want to sleep." ”
The leader of the Lan clan also shook his head, this will be a bad brain, and everything will be talked about in vain.
Mao Dun had no emotion, he was really annoyed by the two words of white hair wind and delicious food.
The leader of the Huyan clan was a little better, he looked at Toumandanyu very loyally, but Toumandanyu looked away. In Shan Yu's heart, this guy from the Huyan clan is a complete traitor.
Fusu also put down his chopsticks and waited for the other party's answer.
Tou Manshan Yu shook his head and said, "I won't talk about it today, I'm too tired." Everyone needs to rest. ”
Meng Tian nodded, he already knew this was the case. Don't look at each one as strong as an ox, at the end of this day, the ox has also been ravaged almost to the ground.
"Okay, rest and talk about it tomorrow."
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