Chapter 105: Inch by Inch
"Thank you." She smiled sweetly and continued to look at me, but her hand was cleaning up the garbage left over from the table with a very exaggerated motion.
"You sit down first, I'll come." As soon as I finished speaking, her hand quickly retracted, and it seemed that her exaggerated gesture was a show, and the real purpose was to make me show it. Good guy, you really know how to sit on the ground and raise prices to blackmail people.
When I cleaned up, Qian Annie sat on the chair and twisted her body, looking a little uncomfortable.
"I've been tired lately, and my shoulders are a little sore." As she spoke, she clenched her hand into a fist and struck her shoulder, and her eyes were still staring at me with a smirk.
Well, looking at the way she looks, she wants me to pinch her shoulders and massage her. It's really disgusting, she hasn't been on a business trip lately, so she won't be so tired at all, this is deliberately taking advantage of me. I endured it, the manly husband didn't see her in general.
"Then I'll pinch it for you." I had to give her a squeeze on the shoulder. Seeing her comfortably closed her eyes and enjoying it, I really wanted to take a bucket of water to pour her soup chicken.
"If only someone had pinched me like this every day." Yes, she is pressing step by step, and she is going to get an inch.
I deliberately didn't speak, as if I hadn't heard her say. Now I'm in a weak position, and if I answer, I'm going to pay a heavy price, so I'd better pretend I didn't hear anything. I can't afford to provoke it, I'll hide.
"It's really tiring to clean every day, especially the bathroom has to be dragged every day, which makes my back hurt." Seeing that I didn't speak, she began to make other moves again.
"You mean I'll help you knead it, and then go mop the floor?"
"Not really."
"Oh...... So who are you? ”
"Where do you have time this morning? It's still tomorrow. ”
"Uh......" Isn't that the same?
"You're too good, aren't you? I only discussed one thing with you, but you opened your mouth so wide? ”
"I'm just a pretty, kind vixen, and you must not wrong me."
"Is there a vixen like you? It's no wonder that your kindred instigated the king to dig up Bigan's seven exquisite hearts. ”
"Then you don't have to." There was a bit of anger in her words, and at the same time there was a sense of fearlessness.
"Do, do, of course I do." The hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, so let her take advantage of the tongue.
"That's pretty much it." She smiled, smugly. She felt that she had taken a big advantage in this negotiation, and it was no wonder that she was surprised, but she didn't know that what I had just promised was fundamentally different from what she wanted to do.
"Ouch, tap, tap, tap." I increased the force on my hand, and when I pinched the collarbone of her shoulder, the force increased a lot, and it was strange that she didn't scream. As she screamed, she quickly slapped my hand hard and broke free from my hand.
"You did it on purpose, didn't you?" After breaking free, she turned to face me and pointed her finger at my nose and asked.
"Deliberately? How can there be? Didn't we just say it? You yourself agree. I put on an innocent expression.
"How can I agree?"
"I said do, do, you say it's pretty much the same. Isn't that consent? ”
"You...... I don't think you want to show your head, do you? ”
"I definitely want to, I dream of it."
"Do you think you have a door to business based on what you just did?"
"I don't need a door, I just need a hole."
As I spoke, I smiled and pulled open my drawer, which contained some of my usual gadgets: screwdrivers, hammers, nails, and so on.
"What do you mean?" Seeing me take out the hammer, she didn't understand what I wanted to do, and said with wariness in her eyes.
"What do you mean?" I approached her with a hammer and a blank face.
"You don't want to be a horse! Add! Jue, right? She's backing away.
"Uh...... You are very smart. "Her imagination is so rich, then I scare her.
"I'm afraid you don't have the guts, I'll stand in front of you, you come." Hearing that I scared her, to her surprise, she did not retreat, but advanced, and took a few steps forward, forcing her in front of my eyes.
"Uh...... I've thought about it, it's better to ask for someone than to ask for it. You are so stubborn, I will never get ahead when I discuss with you, it is better for me to exchange small sacrifices for big victories. ”
"Small sacrifices? The big win? What do you want to do? ”
"Nope. It's just that I've been stuffy in the quilt for a long time, and I want to breathe, since you won't let me come out of the quilt, then I have to knock a small hole in this wall, so that I can listen carefully to the sound of running water every morning, and of course, it's okay to occasionally look at the scenery in the bathroom. ”
"You...... Rogues, big perverts. ”
"How can you have wronged me so much? Can I be blamed for this? Wasn't I forced by you? ”
"You ......"
"Oh, it's getting late, I have to go to the store. Well, knock on a little hole, just wait until I come back in the evening, and if you have nothing to do at home during the day and are willing to help knock, I will thank you. ”
"Thank you for your size, I tell you, if you dare to knock a hole in the wall, I'm not done with you."
"It's not up to you."
"Stop me."
"What?"
"You've won this time. But you have to make sure you can't peek, and you can't get up until I've washed up, and you'll have to take care of breakfast every day. ”
"No toss at Lamb." I laughed and left.
After watching me leave from the window, the smile on the corner of Qian Annie's mouth became stronger and stronger: "Stinky boy, let you be proud for a day first, and see how I clean you up tomorrow morning." ”
I don't know what happened after I left, otherwise I wouldn't have slept on the chuang this morning and looked at the ceiling so comfortably, and at this time, Qian Annie, who had washed up from the bathroom, looked at me on the chuang and smiled charmingly.
"It's chuang." Qian Annie smiled and called me chuang.
"yes, okay." I spoke, but the man was still lying down and not getting up.
"Why are you still lying down?"
"You're here, I'll be fouled if I get up."
"Nonsense, the rule is that you can't look at me when I'm chuang."
"Oh, I didn't see it, I didn't see it." I put my hands over my eyes and said, as if lying down.
"You...... Bummer. She chuckled angrily.
"Isn't that a foul on me?" I sat up.
"Definitely."
"Uh...... Didn't you wake me up? ”
"When I tell you to get up, will you get up? Have you heard that? ”
"Of course, I've always been well-behaved and cute."
“…… It's so thick-skinned. ”
"How is that possible? Ouch, it hurts, it's thin. "I twisted my face with my own hand and screamed, but I didn't have any strength at all.
"Well deserved, fool." She laughed.
I laughed along, we were both in a good mood this morning, and it seemed like another good day.