Chapter 336: The Whole World Laughs
"General Rosend, that's what you're talking about not leaking out?" At this moment, Oba Niu was furious, and his face was extremely red.
Rosend still doesn't understand what the situation is, why did Mr. President get angry in an instant? It also feels a little inexplicable.
"Mr. President, what's going on?" Lossende asked, confused.
But it was a busy phone call that greeted Roseend, and it was ...... that Mr. President hung up his phone so rudely.
Lossende looked at his subordinates around him, his face was a little embarrassed, but he didn't attack, "Inform the Navy SEALs and be ready to stand by at any time." ”
"Yes, Your Excellency."
It is impossible for the other side to agree to this kind of thing when the other side asks for one billion dollars, and the United States will not bow down to any terrorist, because if there is a first time, there will be a second time, and this situation will never be allowed to happen.
And at this time, Losende kept his eyes on the large electronic screen in front of him, which was where the Lassen was at the moment.
But at this moment, the style of the picture on the electronic screen changed, and the picture of the warship Lassen appeared, accompanied by the voices of those pirates.
"Hello everyone, we are the Caribbean Pirates, and now we are kidnapping the USS Lassen, the US Fourth Fleet Navy warship, and now everyone can see these Navy soldiers tied to the railing, not performing arts, but really being kidnapped by us, of course, that Mr. Navy with a bare ass, because he was going to the toilet when he was kidnapped by us, so he was bare-assed, okay, let's give this Mr. Navy a close-up ......."
"You can't do this, put my pants on." The bare-ass Navy soldier yelled in protest against his situation.
"We have just spoken on the phone with the senior leader of the US Navy, Admiral Roseend, and our request is one million per person, and according to Roseend's meaning, he is willing to give us a billion dollars to ransom these Navy soldiers, and we are deeply grateful for Admiral Lossend's generosity, and our Caribbean Pirate Corps."
Lin Fan wore a characteristic pirate captain costume. The scimitar in his hand has also become an iconic item, and with the help of the system, it has infiltrated into live broadcasts around the world, and the language has also been transformed by the system. Different languages are played in different places in case people don't understand what they're saying.
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At the U.S. Navy headquarters base, Roseend's face became more and more gloomy and hateful as he listened to the words of the pirate in the video. It's so hateful to humiliate yourself so much.
Isn't it just a miscalculation? Is it necessary to say it again?
And at this time, Roseend's complexion changed dramatically, why was the other party able to invade here.
"General Roseend, this video, according to the show, has been broadcast indiscriminately around the world." At this time, a technical soldier said in shock.
He wasn't shocked by what the soldier said about the world broadcast, but how the other party did it.
"What......." Losende was dumbfounded at this moment, and suddenly felt the world turned upside down, and he felt dizzy.
World Live. Doesn't this mean that the hijacking of a Navy warship is known to the whole world.
And the Omar cow in the White House has already begun to scold his mother.
A million, a hundred can be counted as a billion, how is it calculated?
Rosend: Your math is not taught by a PE teacher.
Omar Bull doesn't want to say anything more at the moment, this matter must be stopped, and it must not be allowed to be broadcast all over the world, otherwise where will the face and majesty of the United States be.
Since he was kidnapped by a group of pirates. This is simply impossible in American history, and this shame must not be had.
Obama then notified the Security Service and asked it to block the network. Either way, scale the range to the minimum.
But unfortunately, the United States is not only unable to shield abroad, but also domestic is of no use.
Because they are dealing with a system that can do everything.
with the system, that is to find death.
China's 1.3 billion people, the number of people in front of TV and computers. Countless people who were originally playing games and watching TV shows began to cry wolf when they noticed that the screen style had changed.
Why do you show us the navy picture, we have to play games, we have to watch TV series, ah.......
But just when everyone was complaining about this, they heard a voice from the video.
Pirate?
The U.S. ** ship was kidnapped by pirates?
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At this moment, everyone went crazy, and I felt that this Nima was not funny.
Although I have a lot of opinions about the United States, I have to admit that the military strength of the United States is still very strong, and as for saying that a group of pirates kidnapped the US ** ship, isn't this particularly nonsense?
But the content on the screen has made countless people believe that this qiē is really true.
Countless citizens poured online.
“6666…… The U.S. ** ship was kidnapped by pirates, which is so funny. ”
"Haha, Pirates of the Caribbean, can this be a little more funny."
"It's really infuriating, the US ** ship has come to the South China Sea to provoke five times, and now it has been kidnapped by pirates, which is also a heavy slap in the face of the United States."
"Excuse me, are there pirates over there in the South China Sea? And Pirates of the Caribbean? ”
"These pirates look a bit like us, but I'm not sure, this costume is also a bombardment, and it can be disguised like this."
"Haha, I was in a bad mood today, but when I saw this video, I instantly laughed, it was so exciting."
"The whole country celebrates."
"Obedient to the shadow area in the heart of the United States at this moment."
And other countries that have been bullied by the United States are also very excited when they see this video.
It feels like Satan has come and punished the United States severely.
The meeting of senior leaders in China also saw this video.
Everyone's face has a weird look on their face, because this kind of thing is so unreliable.
How could there be pirates in the South China Sea, and at the same time Caribbean pirates, when they first saw this video, they really didn't believe it.
Later, after verification, it was found that this was indeed a US ** ship, and the location was indeed in the South China Sea.
Then many senior leaders laughed one by one, because this is really so pleasant, the United States has been provoking, but there is no way to deal with it, and now it has been kidnapped by pirates, this is not a very happy thing.
On the warship, Lin Fan was also fully engaged in the role of pirate captain, and Lin Fan was waiting for the current situation, and at the same time broadcast the heroic posture of these heroic American Navy soldiers by the way.
Although they are all tied up now, the effect may be greatly reduced, but overall, it is not bad.
At this time, Lin Fan's mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he took it out, he also smiled.
"Xiao Fan, this pirate captain can't be you." A message from the chief.
"It's not me, I'm sleeping right now." Lin Fan replied with a message.
"Uh, really? Then why did the pirate captain on the live broadcast screen take out his mobile phone? ”
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Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, sneering, careless, then smiled and replied to the message.
"Hey...... Low profile. ”
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PS; Push two books "Urban Super Warlock", "The Native Lazy Man of the System", as for why the protagonists of some of my eunuch books are called Lin Fan, because when I first wrote the book before, I was scolded, which means that the name of the protagonist of the great god is Lin Fan, and you are embarrassed to call Lin Fan, so no matter what book I write, I will use the name Lin Fan. (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you, Ni Jiefu, Dian Dian, this year's drunken dream death, boring Tian Hongchen, ctz otaku, distracted thinking, plank fairy, Lin'er 999, Qi second trial, world festival envoy and other book friends for the reward, thank you, thank you.