Chapter 447: Filthy, Carthage
"Ahahaha......"
"Poof! Fakye! ”
"Oh God!"
The entire viewing hall was completely laughing at this time!
What's going on here?
Thirty seconds ago, the dart appeared in that position, and that was ......
"Come on! I can't help it! "Leslie's guy looks like he's completely dead.
But!
"Fack! I'm not going to suck your balls! Stu refused.
yes, who can not refuse, that place...... And the point is, Leslie has a direct move, he takes it off, and then shakes it off...... You have to shake it, 20 centimeters, and then ......
Anyway, the camera didn't completely give this place a clear view, there was no close-up, but as far as Luo Yaoxiang's action was concerned, he completely understood...... That dart shot so accurately!
So, how can Stu suck it?
The one who plays Stu is Jared Leto, Luo Yaoxiang's good buddy, and Jared Leto is famous all over the United States for being weird, but this guy is playing Stu now, and he is simply a frustrated man, and now he ......
Is he going to be a giglock again?
"I won't suck it! I won't anyway! "Yes, absolutely not.
But......
"Fack! Stu! Fack you! Are you just going to watch me die? I can now clearly feel that this toxin is entering my kidneys with my urine, and I am about to die! And my death! Fack you! It's all your fault! It's all you, bastard, who don't want to pretend to be a dog! Fack you! This passage from Leslie...... It's like a curse.
That's right, this Stu is wrong, it's his mistake that leads to this qiē, so if he doesn't do it, it's simply ...... It's too unjust, it's too bastard!
Absolutely condemned by conscience, absolutely!
So......
"Oh Fake!" Stu had no choice but to be very, very excited in the end, and agreed with a blushing face, this ......
Why blushing?
It's very simple, these two people are lying on their stomachs now, they want to learn from dogs, and then they want to suck that dan, how do you have to suck this?
yes, how to suck?
So......
"Ahahaha......"
"Oh! **! ”
"Ahh......h
Everyone laughed after watching it, because this is ......
69 Ah!
The forbidden gesture of legend!
And ah, these are actually two handsome guys, Jared and Luo Yaoxiang, these two guys...... It's so affectionate!
Dare to say that countless rotten girls are going to scream at this scene, even if they don't like the movie hangover......
And......
"Oh~Oh~"
"Oh God! Don't scream! ”
yes, who wouldn't call that?
And this cry, it's a very special **, this Leslie, that is, Luo Yaoxiang...... Simply so!
The most important thing is that there is a close-up, oh, Lao Zhou's face is sour......
"Aha......" The audience laughed!
Merely......
"......" sitting in the audience, Robert Downey Jr., Old Gram, and McAvoy, looking at Jared's eyes, it's just amazing!
Jared, this current mood is also extremely complicated, but he doesn't say much about this guy at all, he just doesn't squint.
And Luo Yaoxiang ...... He is even more unsquinting!
However, there is another person, and that is ......
"......" Fan Bingbing's mood at this time is very complicated!
This, why is it so complicated, she doesn't know, she really doesn't know, because it's so contradictory...... Well, I don't know why the contradiction is the reason.
This is indeed ...... It's so affectionate!
However, it's very interesting, this year, this situation......
"Humph! Do you want to join the current hot spot like this? "That's what White thinks.
Why do you think so?
It's very simple, there is a movie this year that has caused a lot of conversation, and that is "Brokeback Mountain"!
That's right, this "Brokeback Mountain" is so powerful, in the United States, this is really a topical movie, and it can even be said to be a phenomenal movie.
Maybe it's not good at the box office, but it's enough to talk about.
At this time, the American society is still quite entangled in the matter of the basic situation, of course, it is not as opposed as before, but if you want to fully support it, it will not work...... In fact, the opposition, that is, the **** dominated by the Republican Party.
The Republican Party is actually the **** of the United States, that is, the Conservative Party, and the Conservative Party is the most opposed to this basic matter, and the most unbearable. In fact, there are religious people who are doing the same, and the religious community is generally very good with the Republican Party.
Is George W. Bush still in power......
Moreover, "Brokeback Mountain" is a director from Taiwan, and Li An filmed it!
This is also Luo Yaoxiang from Taiwan, right?
How can this not make White think so?
Of course, in fact, this guy was also laughing just now, and he was carrying a popcorn, and he almost spilled it.
But in any case, this laughter is the most important thing for a comedy.
Well, this comedy is really too undisciplined......
Moreover, it is precisely because of such a basic scene that this movie can't be released in Chinese mainland, there is really no way, such a shot is simply ...... Even if you're trying to be funny, it's too basic!
Still, it's okay, just a paragraph, well, a paragraph.
Soon, on the big screen, Leslie and Stu got the security system in place, and then the other two guys also came in, and then the four of them found the place where the gold was hidden, and this place ......
"Come on! Smash! ”
If you have to smash a wall, who will come?
"I've just been affected by the toxin...... "Leslie shrank back, apparently he didn't do this kind of hard work.
And what about others......
"Hahaha......" Everyone laughed again, because that Allen, who picked up the sledgehammer, almost didn't throw himself out.
The rich second generation, gnawing the old family, will not do this job at all.
And what about Stu?
This guy is shivering and smoking there...... Why?
Whoever came to that kind of **** once, and then was particularly affectionate, then they had to smoke like this, unless it was a guy who enjoyed it.
Obviously, this guy is mentally battered and he needs to recover......
Then, there is only Phil, that is, Robert Downey Jr., then he ......
Boom! Boom!
He started to hammer it, but Leslie took out a towel out of nowhere and tied it to Robert Downey Jr.......
This image ...... O old Chinese peasants!
Really, I definitely want to come from northern Shaanxi, the kind of authentic, sheep-bellied white hand towel peasant image......
The image of "hahaha ......" is also known to many Americans, because when the United States wants to hack China, it puts some propaganda videos, which is basically like this.
Luo Yaoxiang is a bad guy, he played a migrant worker before, this time he turned Robert Downey Jr. into a farmer, but in fact, Luo Yaoxiang still has some fun of his own.
In the future, Robert Downey Jr. will play that Iron Man, that Tony Stark is handsome and rich, and today ...... Sledgehammer ......
Well, most people don't know about this stalk, because it hasn't appeared yet, and this will have to wait for a later date.
Well, the wall smashed, and then ......
"Ahh
"Fack!"
The four guys went in and got the gold, but ...... There's a lot of darts shooting out there!
Stu and Alan both got a dart!
Phil was tired from wielding a sledgehammer, so he went in late, and Leslie ......
"Hahaha......" Leslie laughed maniacally, and then said, "Don't use the same trick against me twice!" ”
This guy was very happy and directly quoted the lines of Saint Seiya......
Merely......
"Leslie, human saliva has digestive enzymes in it, as long as you spit it out, then ......" Stu pushed his glasses......
"Ahh......h
"Fack!"
"It's hilarious! I can't stand it! ”
The audience couldn't help it, because ah, the place where Nastu won the bid was also dandan!
It's simply ......
“no! no! no! I definitely don't play your dandan" Leslie, this guy wants to run, but ......
"Okay, I'll ......" At this time, Phil watched Xiàn out of the high wind and bright festival, which is going straight to the point.
"Hey, hey! I never knew you were so basic......" Stu seems to ...... Counting the importance of life, these two people ......
"Oh~"
"Ah~"
This is called again......
And, of course, the sour close-up......
"Aha...... "No, it's just going to make you laugh out of tears, well, some of the audience are in tears."
But not ......
"Lao Zhou, you can suck me!" Just now, this guy Aaron also fell, and he was obviously shot, so he ......
“**! Lao Tzu definitely doesn't suck anyone's dandan! Leslie expressed his principles.
"Very well, I don't want you to suck my dandan......" Alan smiled, but he immediately turned around and said, "It should be okay here, right?" ”
Is that...... Buttocks!
It's still very close to the center!
"......" Leslie's expression......
"Ahh......h
"No more! Someone is going to die! ”
"Fack! Fack! Hahaha......"
In this audience, some people couldn't stand the laughter and scolded them.
I saw that on the big screen, these four old men were there...... Passion is unlimited!
"What the is this!" Just now, he couldn't hold back, the whole person was shaking with laughter, and the popcorn in his hand was long gone......
This movie is simply ...... It's so magical!
"......" and Fan Bingbing's face ...... Fortunately, the light is not good, otherwise, it would be terrible!
So what's next......
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