Chapter 183: A Strange Dinner
When he arrived at Fusu's courtyard, Li You took out a bag of things and handed them to Xiao Han.
"Here, I think the girl will eat." After speaking, he turned his head to Fusu and said, "When I was in Sanchuan County, the local people gave it." ”
Xiao Han opened the little burden and exclaimed in surprise: "Ah, daylily!" ”
It is a well-organized package of yellowish-white dried daylily.
Fu Su Yi frowned: "Huh? Do you recognize it? ”
Xiao Han hesitated for a moment, "Ah, I'll go and help Chef He, you two can play!" With that, he ran away like the wind.
Li You had never seen Xiao Han in this state, and he was a little uncomfortable all of a sudden. Isn't she always calm and elegant? Why did you become like this with the eldest prince?
It seems that he only knows a little bit about Xiao Han. And the eldest prince knows better.
But Fusu didn't think so, he felt that he knew a little bit about Xiaohan. Last time Zhao Tuo brought the grapefruit, she recognized, it was something produced in Nanyue, pepper she recognized, it was something produced in Shangjun Mountain, and now he doesn't recognize the daylily, it is something just brought from Sanchuan County, how can Xiaohan also recognize it? Where is her hometown?
Li You poked him, "What's the matter, don't you like me to give her something?" Aren't you going to eat it too? ”
Fusu shook his head, he was not so stingy, it was very important to make Xiao Han eat well.
"I'm wondering where her hometown is, how can she recognize everything?"
"Want to ask my father-in-law for marriage?"
Fusu was silent for a moment and said, "I don't even know if there is this blessing. ”
"Why do you say that?"
Fusu shook his head, it was a long story, and he didn't want to say it.
If you can't figure it out, you cherish the present, which has become a habitual thinking, and you don't want it anymore.
"Let's go to the study and sit down."
Looking at the paintings on the wall of the study, Li You couldn't help but sigh that this was the rich love life of the eldest prince Fusu Zhiman.
"It's a good painting, and it feels like the study is big and stretches far away. You don't have to be discharged from the hospital, you can go to the woods. ”
"Well, Xiao Han's painting method is different from that of the palace painter or the craftsman in the market. Theirs is flat, Xiao Han's paintings, and the size can express the width of the sky and the earth. ”
"Do you still paint?"
"I don't draw much, sometimes I draw two strokes when I am interested, more often I play chess, and I play barbecue for a few days, in short, I am a person who thinks of doing anything, sometimes there are surprises, sometimes there are fright, and sometimes it gives people a headache."
"Hehe, how can I hear all the showmanship?"
"Whatever you want, sometimes she really gives me a headache. She did what happened this time. Tell me, just because Mao Dun said a few ugly words, she came up with a way to rectify Mao Dun and let all the men in Xianyang beat him. At the end of the day, I still have to put order in order, and I'm scared......"
The half-truthed complaint of "Hahaha......" made Li You's heart flutter when he heard it, and he was finally balanced now.
Fusu waved his hand, he said these words, just let Li You let go, it was good for Li You, for him, and for their friendship.
"Let's talk about Sanchuan County." Fusu proposed.
"Sanchuan County, everything is as usual, what do you want to hear?"
"It's business as usual!"
Muttering "everything is business as usual", Fusu looked at the birch forest on the wall. Everything is as usual, for the woman in this painting, it is that the war is not over, that the lover will never return, that is, the endless loneliness and waiting.
It's business as usual, okay?
Maudon was escorted by two guards.
The eldest prince is a place that ordinary people can't find. Because of Xiaohan's specialness and friendship with Ding Man, Bucktooth Li paid more attention, and then found the yard covered by this old tree.
In the early spring weather, the tree trunks are still gray and black, and the branches are dry and messy, but even if the huge canopy is not supplemented by leaves, you can see a protective gesture to the people under the tree.
Mao Dun commented: "Good yard, I like it!" ”
Bucktooth Li and Big Su each glanced at him, "You have a lot of things you like!" ”
Timon brought them in.
Mao Dun lay down under the table, after such a delay, it was already lunchtime, and this guy came at a really good time.
It's a guest, Xiao Han came out to say hello, and went into the kitchen to cook.
Mao Dun was very puzzled and asked Ding Man: "Brother Ding, why is Miss Xiaohan still in the kitchen?" ”
Ding Man glanced at him, this Hu man was curious about everything, "The girl likes to cook, and the eldest prince also likes to eat the food she cooks." ”
"Oh," Maudun nodded, "I guess I like to eat her cooking, too." ”
The eyes of Ding Man, Peng Peng, Bucktooth Li, and the big Su Liang all shot at him.
"What are you looking at? Is it hard for her to cook? ”
Ding Man took out the gesture of the master and said, "I said Prince Maoton, you came to eat today." If you keep saying this kind of displeasing to the host, then you should simply not come to the table, so as not to make everyone unhappy. ”
Maudon rolled his eyes, ignored them, and walked straight inside. He didn't say anything excessive, did they?
Xiao Han has already set up the same food.
It is called flower chicken, shrimp and eggs, boiled fish without chili peppers, fried leeks with bean sprouts, and the soup is golden needle tofu fungus soup. There are also two desserts, candied pickled white radish and white fruit soaked red beans.
The three of them sat down. Xiao Han beckoned everyone to eat, but she didn't sit down and ran into the kitchen to make dumplings. It's comfortable to share a table with Fusu, and it's not good to eat with guests when they come.
Li You and Mao Dun are each uncomfortable.
Fusu looked at Mao Dun, who had messy hair and sweat on his face, and Li You, who was fierce and resolute with a serious expression, and couldn't help but sigh: What a strange dinner! He picked up the cup and poured some wine for everyone, and said to Mao Dun: "Prince Mao Dun wants to have a glass of wine with General Li You, and today you have got what you want, please!" ”
Li You picked up the cup, looked at the polite eldest son, and then looked at Hu Renmaodun, he also sighed: What a strange dinner! It's not the right place, and the people who drink are not right, it's not right, but I can't feel it. This Hu man!
"Come on, drink when you come." Li You raised his glass.
Mao Dun picked up the cup, looked at it, and said to Fusu: "Eldest son, change it for me, this is too undrinkable!" ”
Fusu is speechless, see how comfortable people are, you know? It's in my house! My home!
The big cup was still in the warehouse, and Aunt Qiu and Xiao Han poured it for a while, and finally found it. Usually they use small cups.
After drinking for a while, Mao Dun wanted to open another altar again, which was not very enjoyable. Fusu had no choice but to leave the table and go out to ask for an altar.
The wine was in the kiln, and Chef He had no choice but to climb in and take out a new jar.
After drinking for a while, he suddenly shouted, why didn't he have a staple food, he was hungry.
Xiao Han brought the staple food, which was a plate full of dumplings.
"I've eaten this stuff, it's delicious." He brought a plate of dumplings to himself and began to eat. "Well, that's delicious. I'm going to eat this again next time! ”
Li You reluctantly put down his chopsticks, this Hu man is purely here to make trouble today. Fusu is the master, it's hard to say anything, put the chopsticks back in Li You's hand, clip a piece called Hua Ji, tell Li You about the practice of calling Hua Ji, and say: "If you are marching in the field, this is the most convenient way." ”
Li You nodded, eating with his head bored.
Xiao Han brought another plate of dumplings and put them between Li You and Fusu, and the two looked at each other, this is a kind of food with a lot of stories, both of them like it.
After a while, Xiao Han came over again and brought a large pot of dumplings and put them in front of Mao Dun. After putting down the dumplings, she didn't leave. With a rolling pin in his hand, he watched Mao Dun eat.
Maudun was uncomfortable with her, looked up and said, "What do you want me to do?" Is my food ugly? ”
Xiao Han shook his head and said lightly: "I didn't get to the point!" ”
Mao was puzzled and asked, "What's the point?" ”
Xiao Han said: "The point is that the things in front of you must be eaten, otherwise it is disrespectful to the master!" ”
Mao Dun put down his chopsticks and said, "The girl watches the guests eat, is it respect for the guests?" ”
Xiao Han said: "Dare to know that you are a guest?" Look at your meal to direct our family, do you know that you are here to eat? ”
Fusu's heart was secretly refreshed, and someone finally said what he wanted to say.
"You have eaten all this pot of dumplings, you can't eat it today, girl, I'll take a rolling pin and stuff it in!" After speaking, Xiao Han waved the weapon in his hand.
Li You couldn't help laughing, this side of Xiao Han's personality is so cute, this day is simply - lively and lively!
Fusu couldn't help but smile, this thing would not be done by anyone in this tone. The spicy ones seem uneducated, the elegant ones seem too stiff, and only Xiao Han does it just right.
Mao Dun chewed two mouthfuls of something, swallowed it, took a sip of wine and said, "I now know that it is true that people say that you beat Hu Hai, and you can really do it." ”
"Huh? Hit Huhai? Li You didn't know about this, he wasn't in Xianyang.
Fu Su explained lightly: "Hu Hai owes a beating, and Xiao Han owes consideration." ”
Maudon continued: "After eating for so long, we finally found a common topic. Hu Hai is underbeaten. ”
Xiao Han put down the rolling pin and said, "Mao Dun, be careful of Hu Haiyin, he has recorded all the discomfort in your account." ”
"Hmph, he's me? I didn't wait for him to me, I ...... first Hmph, teach him a lesson! ”
Fusu is not happy, Hu Hai is also his younger brother no matter how he doesn't work, can he say this in front of him?
"Hey, Mao Dun, whether you eat or not, if you don't eat, you can leave!"
Mao Dun saw that the eldest prince was not happy, but he was happy, and he said with a big grin: "After eating here, I finally found the feeling of home." As far as you eat crepe, it's too boring to eat, and you finally say what you want to say. In our grassland, if you are happy, you will drink, and if you are unhappy, you will fight, in short, you will go straight. Do you know why I'm a friend of Miss Xiaohan? Today, she couldn't help it, she yelled at me, and she just beat me, this is a happy life. Come on, let's keep drinking! ”
Everyone let this Hu man defeat, this is not a person on the same line at all!
Li You asked Fusu: "Do we still drink?" ”
Fusu felt bored, and it was not easy to say or drink, he was just a brute, and it was too bad to worry about him.
But does this guy really don't understand or pretend not to understand? Hate is for sure, this guy does owe a beating!
Xiao Han said: "Drink, why don't you drink, you two brothers finally saw each other, don't you drink happily?" ”
As he spoke, he added a bowl of soup to each of them, turned his head to Mao Dun and said, "Mao Dun, do you know what it means to follow the local customs?" ”
Mao Dun nodded and said, "I know, you see that I use chopsticks very well now, and Yayan is also good, and I still take a bath often." ”
Xiao Han nodded and said, "Okay, well done, I was just about to praise you." You Huns also pay attention to the height of your eyebrows, right? ”
Mao Dun took a dumpling in his mouth and asked, "What do you mean?" ”
Xiao Han said: "Paying attention to the level of eyebrows and eyes means that people have to be self-aware." Know who you are, know who you are inviting to dinner, know who you are eating with, know what topics people like to talk about, and know what style people don't like. If you don't understand any of this, you can't really know how to follow the local customs. What is it just to use chopsticks, I will use chopsticks when I find a monkey to train for a few days, and I can also speak Yayan when I find a starling to train for a few days. Every pig in our family has to be bathed every day. ”
Li You held back a smile, this is too energetic!
The eldest prince put down his chopsticks, sat back, and simply turned on the theater mode.
It's a rare opportunity, Xiao Han hasn't been so "blooming" for a long time!
Mao Dun was unhappy: "Hey, I said girl, didn't you just eat a few dumplings from you, why did you hurt me so much?" I'm the crown prince of the Huns......"
Xiao Han picked up the rolling pin and said, "Okay, well said, it's the crown prince of the Huns." When it's good, you're the prince on the grassland, and when it's bad, you're a hostage in Xianyang. Do you really understand who you are? ”
"Do you know why my eldest son and General Li You didn't express their opinions? Competing with someone like you is called a fall, and indulging your arrogance is because you don't want to lose your demeanor. ”
"Hu Hai can kick you out, maybe we like you much. So, get your set back on the prairie! If you don't know, you will learn sincerely, and if you don't understand, pretend to understand. If you don't hold your tail, don't be human! ”
Mao Dun was really angry, "snap", put the chopsticks down, and said loudly: "Don't eat, don't eat, this meal is too breathless, I'm leaving." ”
Xiao Han took a leisurely sentence: "I think you are eating, right?" You want to go on your own, that's best. If it comes out tomorrow that you were kicked out of the eldest prince's mansion, I think there are still a few people in Xianyang who dare to drink with you! ”
Mao Dun was stunned for a moment, he had drunk, but he was not drunk. It's really hard to have no friends.
Fusu saw all his expressions in his eyes, and "sneered" in his heart, his mother's, selling stupid and cute here!
Since he said that he was leaving, he didn't have the face to stay any longer. Mao Dun got up, made a perfunctory salute to a person eating at a table, and especially thanked Li You for showing mercy to his subordinates in the ring.
Li You nodded, he accepted it. Oh my God, this Hu man is finally able to communicate normally!
Xiao Han said lightly: "Let's go, welcome you in, you are a guest, send you out, you are still a guest." Before leaving, I will send you two words, listen to it or not, whatever you want. ”
Mao Dun said helplessly: "Say it." ”
"First, there is a noble profession in the world, and it's a pity to lose it, I think you should pick it up. Save yourself from finding someone for an idea later. ”
"What profession?" Maudun asked.
"Herding sheep!"
"Uh-" The three of them were stunned at the same time.
"Don't kill all the sheep you won, keep the lambs, and breed a lot of them a year! Eldest Prince, is he taxed in this situation? ”
Fusu shook his head, he is not a farmer, he is not a merchant, what standard is the standard for taxation, he will definitely not be taxed.
"Look, what a good thing, the sky is wide and you can eat Haisai nonsense, as long as you serve your sheep well, it will not be a problem to feed the family."
Fusu interjected: "Mao Dun, since I got you to Xianyang, I personally have the will to take care of your life. There's my farm at the foot of Jungnam Mountain, and if you're sure you want to keep that flock of sheep, it's not bad for you to go there. There are a few vacant houses there, you used to live there, and there was no problem at all. Now that you're settled, everyone can save some snacks. You can contact Ding Man and Peng Peng about this matter. ”
Mao Dun nodded, and sighed in his heart, although it was unpleasant, but people still do things really.
He turned his head and asked Xiao Han, "Does the girl have anything else to say?" ”
Xiao Han said: "There is indeed something to say. Maudun, you remember, no matter what you think, the two of us are not friends, I never make friends with people who have no sense of proportion, let alone make friends with Rippy. If you still say that I am your friend, your good days in Xianyang will come to an end. This dough rolling battle feels that it has an obligation to protect the mistress of this house! ”
Mao Dun rolled his eyes, this woman is too much, just talking! "Do you have anything else to say?"
"The last sentence is for your good, you provoked Hu Hai, be careful!"