Chapter 267: Egg Whipping Techniques

Hearing "chopped", he shrunk his neck and felt that his back was cold and swishing. It is said that I have heard a lot of these two words, but every time I listen to them, I still have a physiological reaction.

He Minxi and Wang Zhizheng went out. Jiang Lu is a little overwhelmed, he should also go, right?

Moving his steps, he said, "Father, the son has also retired." Father rested early. So saying, he fell to his knees.

"You-"

"Father?" Raise Lu's head.

"Let's go, go to the Tibetan Academy with my father!"

"Huh? Oh! ”

Jiang Lu responded, and followed behind his father, he didn't understand why he jumped to the Tibetan Academy just after something happened to kill someone. But being able to walk with my father is also a favor in the eyes of others.

……

There was a little mud on the road, and it snowed once, and it melted again. The mud footprints on the stone pavement were brought out of the garden. This winter is not too cold, and there are still women who want to go for a walk in the garden. Sometimes, they will bring a little food to feed the birds, and at the same time, they will come out to breathe, and those who get along well will get together and talk.

Liang Chen followed behind, holding a small burden in his hand, when he went out in this weather, he had to change his shoes if he couldn't prepare it, and he couldn't let the emperor always carry a foot of wet mud.

It's very embarrassing to see the emperor in this kind of weather, you have to get your knees dirty when you kneel, and if you don't kneel, it's disrespectful to the emperor, but if you kneel far away, the emperor may not be able to see you. No, there have already been two groups of people kneeling down for a walk, but where can the emperor see it?

After passing through the Xicui Garden, he arrived at the Tibetan Academy, and Liang Chen breathed a sigh of relief. Recently, Miss Xiaohan has become less picky, and Liang Hui's report to him has become simpler. Except for the occasional stay in the trees, other dangerous things are not done. Hit Zhao Gao, she still fights, but now she doesn't have to kick, she uses a slingshot instead.

Before entering the compound, I heard the shrill whistling sound and the laughter of the children inside. Liang Chen was stunned, how did this voice come from?

Jiang Lu and the emperor also looked at each other. The emperor asked, "What sound?" ”

Jiang Lu shook his head, he was more diligent these days. But I haven't heard anything like that. It's like the vibration caused by the arrow feather piercing the sky, but this one is louder and longer, unlike the one that "brushes" and disappears at once.

walked in with doubts, and saw the two children playing games around Xiaohan. Xiao Han held two short thin bamboo poles in his hands. A rope was tied to the bamboo pole. She ate hard with one hand. The other hand tinkered back and forth, and watched the thing on the rope spin and turn, so that the eyes were dazzled.

"Smack!" Dropped. The sound was gone.

"Gong Zhu, Your Majesty, this should be Gong Zhu." Liang Chen couldn't help but say. Liang Hui mentioned it when he reported to him, he hadn't seen this thing, and he didn't know what was going on, but now, when he saw it, he got the right number.

"Gongzhu!" The emperor repeated. It was the first time he had seen this fun thing, and he didn't feel refreshed.

"Grandpa Huang is well!"

"Grandpa Huang is well!"

The emperor nodded, these two children grow taller every time they see each other, in their opinion, it is changing with each passing day, and in his opinion, it is the years of deception.

Xiao Han also nodded at the two of them, she doesn't kneel now, it makes no difference whether she kneels or not.

The emperor doesn't let her go, and he no longer loses his face, it's such a state of neither yin nor yang. Leave it to fate! How can it be? In the face of this emperor, it is useless to commit suicide, and he died in vain.

The emperor asked, "Is this thing fun?" ”

Li Liang said: "It's fun, Grandpa Huang, it's fun!" I just don't know how to play yet. As soon as you pull it, it drops! ”

Li Wu also nodded, he was more steady, obediently picked up the bamboo and handed it to the imperial grandfather, without speaking.

Grab this thing in your hand, but the emperor doesn't know what to do. It's still a bit interesting to watch others play, but once you want to play by yourself, it's not very interesting. He's not a child!

"Here, I'll show you!" Gong Zhu took off his hand, and he was at ease all of a sudden.

Holding Lu in his hand, he was very curious, this little sister-in-law was so fun, not only did she do business in the palace, but also made such a new play.

"Uncle, I'll teach you!" Li Liang volunteered.

Xiao Han smiled beside him, he didn't know how to do it, he just wanted to teach others, and his courage was not inferior to his Lao Tzu.

Jiang Lu took the two children to ponder Gongzhu.

As soon as they walked away, Ying Zheng suddenly didn't know what to do? Why are you here today?

That's right, eggs!

"Girl, do you think if you take the eggs to the children outside, they'll say hello to you?"

"Huh?" This question was asked relatively suddenly, Xiao Han couldn't wake up for a while, and looked at Jiang Lu, as if he had thought clearly. Your Majesty, this is competing with eggs again!

"Xiao Han doesn't want them to say hello!"

"And what are you trying to do?"

"Figure what? The emperor is happy to see his grandson having fun, are you happy? ”

"Happy!"

Xiao Han was also happy. Xiao Han was happy when he saw them happy. Although I couldn't see the children eating pancakes outside, I was happy to think that they had finally eaten them. That's it! ”

"But how many kids can you eat? How many eggs can you earn in a month? ”

Xiao Han withdrew his gaze from the children and asked with a smile: "Does the emperor think Xiao Han is the Holy Mother?" Xiao Han was just trapped by the emperor and had nothing to do, so he came up with a way to pass the time. Since he can do it, he will do some, and he doesn't try to make a big deal, Xiao Han just wants to sleep well with peace of mind. Speaking of this, her tone became cold, "Let Quan Xianyang's children eat eggs, in the final analysis, it is the affairs of the court and the emperor." How could Xiao Han think so much? ”

"Hehe", the First Emperor smiled, and now he understood why he had come here. No matter what topic you talk about, no matter whether you are happy or not, talking to her is like a master duel, and what you want is the process of this confrontation!

"Girl, there are some people, not as you think, you think it is good, he thinks it is good, today the court bureau came to report, saying that someone has carved words on a big stone, under the pretense of the name of heaven's will, to confuse the people's hearts. Vainly trying to return to the era when the world was divided and each was the king. This kind of person doesn't want to think about it, can he just go back? After reunification, the war ended. What about non-uniformity? It's not that you eat a piece of me, and I eat a piece of you, is it over? Endless! ”

Xiao Han couldn't help laughing, this is to get cheap and sell well. If they lose their titles and their wealth, can they be willing? Why can't you shout two sentences by the will of heaven?

"What is the girl laughing at?"

Xiao Han shook his head, and didn't say anything to laugh, just laughed.

Ying Zheng was laughed at. "Is Ying Zheng ridiculous?"

Xiao Han hurriedly shook his head. said soothingly: "No, the emperor is not ridiculous, what Xiao Han wants to say is that everyone has a point." You don't understand him. He doesn't understand you. Just like the emperor thinks it makes sense to trap Xiao Han, Xiao Han thinks it is very unreasonable, doesn't a trapped person allow him to express his grievances? Emperor. Be generous, accept it! ”

Ying Zheng was anxious, "Can this be the same?" This is confusing the people! ”

Xiao Han smiled, "Look at what the emperor said, the people's will can be messed up if it is messed up." If the emperor does a good enough, those who want to mess up will not be echoed, and will only act like a clown. ”

Ying Zheng raised his eyebrows, "What, what the girl means is that Ying Zheng is not good enough?" ”

Xiao Han shook his head, "Xiao Han doesn't dare to comment on the gains and losses of the imperial court, Xiao Han thinks that the emperor is diligent enough, this is true." ”

"The girl has something to say!" only admits diligence regardless of gains and losses, this obviously means that he is ......, specially, the cow is also very diligent, not all year round, from this end to that end!

"Your Majesty, where is Xiao Han's words. Did the emperor see the actions of the general Lu Gongzi? How hard did he exert himself, didn't he work hard? No! But he doesn't play as well as Li Liang. Li Liang only fell once every once in a while, and Jiang Lu Gongzi almost shook and fell. It's not a matter of strength or seriousness. It's a matter of skill and balance. ”

"It seems that the girl is saying that Yingzheng does not understand balance?" Hum! If he doesn't know how to balance, can he govern those courtiers obediently?

"The emperor laughed, Xiaohan is just a businessman, where does he know how to govern the country? It's just that from the matter of the egg, if there are four people who eat the eggs given by Xiao Han, and only two of them say yes, then these four people will not hug together and insult Xiao Han. There are two people left who don't know how to repay their kindness, and they can't make much of a storm when they think about it. Therefore, Xiao Han felt that it was still useful to give the four of them eggs to eat. This is the balance that Xiao Han understands. ”

Ying Zheng couldn't help laughing, she thought that the egg matter was over, and she dared to take it here again to theorize. This girl is interesting and energetic!

"The girl means that they should be given more eggs so they don't mess with them?"

Xiao Han didn't answer immediately, looking at the flying bamboo, she thought for a while and said, "How to give eggs is also a knowledge, just looking at the number of people given, it won't work." ”

"What about the average?"

Xiao Han shook his head and said, "It's not okay either?" Some people have a bigger appetite, and they think they deserve more, and in his opinion, it is only fair and reasonable to get more. But others don't see it that way, give him more, how can others be willing? If people can't eat, they can keep it for the next meal, and if they want to give it, they can give it together. As a result, the people who got the eggs were not able to do anything well. ”

"What does the girl think is the best way to distribute eggs?"

"Xiao Han doesn't have any good ideas. I just feel that if the one with a big appetite has the ability to manage those with a small appetite, then he might as well give him more, if he has a big appetite and not enough ability, it will only cause him more trouble, then simply cancel his qualification to receive eggs. Let someone else who can manage others take his share of the eggs. So, hehe......"

"How?"

Xiao Han smiled and said, "In this way, the person who makes the eggs can sleep with peace of mind." A person with a big appetite and no ability can't make trouble, and he who has the ability to make trouble won't make trouble. The emperor said, isn't this the reason? ”

Ying Zheng shook his head and said: "It seems to be reasonable, but things are not so simple, today he has a small appetite, not necessarily tomorrow his appetite will still be like this, people are not satisfied animals." What if he has a big appetite tomorrow and you've fattened him? ”

Xiao Han stared at the emperor for a moment, and wondered, did he think of those big people in the court at this time? Meng Tian, Meng Yi, Li Si......... Or, those of his sons?

"Your Majesty, what you said is reasonable, Xiao Han is a businessman, and he can only take this into account. If you really have an appetite that grows, then I'll tell him, hey, you keep up the good work, take care of those people, and I'll add an extra egg to you next month. ”

Ying Zheng asked: "Will you really give it?" ”

Xiao Han shook his head and said, "Not necessarily." But the eggs promised to him must be set aside, and appeasement is a necessary measure. Only with appeasement can we give ourselves time to maneuver, but within this month we must discover and cultivate a new counterbalance, which is the one who is dissatisfied with others taking more eggs and cries for himself. He is the focus of training. ”

Hearing this, Ying Zheng really smiled, "What does the girl's maiden family do?" Are you immortals cultivated like this? ”

Xiao Han looked at the sky, this problem came again. What do they do?

"Xiao Han's mother's family killed pigs, or did small business, I can't remember. No matter what you do, you've seen knives, you've seen blood, you've calculated small profits, that's it. (To be continued.) )