Section 11 Relief (II)
"You two, that's enough......"
"Uh......"
On the airwaves, Taeyeon and Tiffany finally stopped praising each other, and seeing Sunny sitting across from him pouting and looking at him, Taeyeon smiled apologetically and said, "Isn't it time to go into the commercial?" ”
"No......" Sunny replied with a grim face.
"Why didn't you interrupt us!" Tiffany is not happy and says, "We're introducing Taeyeon's album introduction." ”
"It's not." The corners of Sunny's mouth twitched, and he sneered, "It's not time to go into the advertisement, it's the sponsor who called to complain......"
"Puff ha......"
After listening to this paragraph, Li Jiangnan, who was eating fried chicken, suddenly laughed, because this paragraph was really a bit too funny.
However, I don't know if Li Jiangnan's loud laughter alarmed HaNi, and when he raised his head again, HaNi was pacing out of the room, covering his stomach with one hand and holding the wall with the other.
"What's wrong?"
Li Jiangnan hurriedly put down the cans and fried chicken and walked in the direction of HaNi.
"I ...... I...... I'm telling you...... I...... Can you still ...... Drink again...... Boss! ”
"Huh?"
After hearing it at first glance, Li Jiangnan was stunned for a moment, and then he was completely speechless, it seems that HaNi's situation is no longer enough to describe it by drinking too much.
"Why don't you go home......"
Since "someone" is called "boss", the feeling himself should be regarded as a "bartender" by HaNi. Helpless, Li Jiangnan, who knew how to persuade drunks, had no choice but to play the role of "bartender", so he walked over and picked up HaNi.
However, to Li Jiangnan's surprise, although he had heard that the weight of the female idol was not more than 50 kilograms, his arms had not yet been strengthened, and he felt that he could directly lift her up.
"How light is she......"
But when Li Jiangnan was still thinking like this, HaNi's arms also began to shake dishonestly, seemingly trying to push Li Jiangnan away, but he couldn't push it away, so he had to use his teeth to gnaw on Li Jiangnan's shoulder in a hurry, and Li Jiangnan screamed in pain......
"Yikes! Loosen! ”
But the more he screamed, the tighter HaNi bit and seemed to resist with all his strength.
In desperation, Li Jiangnan had no choice but to let go of his hand to cover his shoulder, with a hideous expression on his face, while HaNi sat on the ground with his ass, and then his stomach rolled over, taking advantage of Li Jiangnan's unpreparedness......
After that, after frowning and tidying up for a long time, Li Jiangnan cleaned up the house, "thrown" HaNi back to the bed, and ran to Hong Zongxuan's house by himself, which was called "refuge".
As soon as he opened the door, Hong Zongxuan pinched his nose and said, "Ah, you smell so much wine......"
"I changed my clothes."
"Change of clothes? Holy, you! ……”
"Don't think too much about it, just drink some wine with my 'tenant'."
Hong Zongxuan continued his words and said, "And then she ran to me when she fell asleep?" Innocent landlords don't care about 'pretty tenants'? ”
"If you don't say a little cool talk, you can die......" Li Jiangnan shook his head helplessly and said, "I'm dying of sorrow." ”
"Aren't you on good terms with your sister?"
Li Jiangnan didn't care about Hong Zongxuan, and said to himself: "Who knows what crazy she is doing today and wants to drink with me, I can drink if I want, who knows what she asked after she drank too much, I don't have anything like her in my heart, and finally coaxed her back to the house to sleep, who knew that she just slept for fifteen minutes and came out of the house and vomited me, I really am!" ”
"Less gnashing of teeth" Hong Zongxuan said with a wicked smile: "My little sister has been obsessed with her big brother since she was a child, aren't there many such dramas and TV series?" ”
"But I didn't say I hated her, there are some things you don't know, but you can think about it, I have lived with her father since I was a child, how good can I have a relationship with her?"
"If the relationship is not good, it can be cultivated." Hong Zongxuan continued to joke: "Although the innate relationship is not necessarily so close, but now is an opportunity, don't you also treat her as your sister?" Then you're on good terms with your sister. ”
"I think that's all I can do." Li Jiangnan also understands the situation now, but he continued with a struggle: "But what I'm afraid of now is that she will be like this every night in the future, if she starts drinking five or six cans of beer every night, then it is not a problem that I can solve, she should be admitted to a mental hospital, you know?" Look at how much she bites me. ”
As he spoke, Li Jiangnan took off his T-shirt and exposed his shoulders and leaned in front of Hong Zongxuan.
"Roll ......" Hong Zongxuan tilted his head in disgust, "Don't be like Brother Hong Xitian, I didn't say I like men!" ”
"I'll show you this." Li Jiangnan said, put on a T-shirt again, and continued: "After drinking too much, I have already started to move my mouth, and I don't know what to do in the future." ”
"Then who told you to take her in?"
"I'm not afraid he'll tell my mom......"
"So you regret it?" Hong Zongxuan glanced at Li Jiangnan.
Li Jiangnan was really a little hesitant......
After inking left and right for a long time, Li Jiangnan muttered in a low voice: "Not really...... Doesn't she have a place to live anyway? I didn't have any cash on me, so I asked her to rent a house and live in her house, and she got 3 million, do you think you can get 3 million? Don't talk about the two of us, isn't there any drama for her teammates, they all just spent a lot of money, besides, borrowing money hurts feelings, besides, after all, no matter how bad the relationship is, isn't it also a sister, if I don't help her, she will be angry, and as soon as I notify my mother, I will immediately explode and collapse directly. ”
"......" Hong Zongxuan was speechless.
But after speaking, Li Jiangnan suddenly had a whim: "Why don't I let her live with you?" ”
"You're crazy!" Hong Zongxuan smiled helplessly: "I don't care about your business, you deserve to die, I will sweep your tomb every year is already very righteous, don't drag me to die together, I'm still young, and I still have a lot of love to talk about." ”
"Look at you, look at what you're afraid of." Li Jiangnan said in frustration: "You are a bad friend, a typical bad friend, don't people say that they are blessed and enjoy hardships together, and now that I am in trouble, you are going to fly." ”
"Or else?" Hong Zongxuan said as a matter of course: "I'm not flying now and waiting for you to pull my legs?" ”
"You're really ......," Li Jiangnan shook his head.
Just as he shook his head, his phone rang suddenly......
Looking down, it was another "successful person" friend - Kim Woo-bin.
"Hello?" Li Jiangnan picked it up and said angrily: "What are you doing?" ”
"Do you have time for the night?" Kim Woo-bin's voice sounded quite happy.
"What? What time is it? Hong Zongxuan snatched Li Jiangnan's phone and said.
"I'd like to introduce a few of my friends to Soon-gyu."
"Who?"
Li Jiangnan is particularly sensitive now, mainly because he is still angry after being bitten just now.
But fortunately, Kim Woo-bin didn't notice anything: "Shun-gyu, Sunny." ”
"Huh?" Li Jiangnan asked in a panic: "Then was the program I listened to just now recorded?" ”
"Shun Gyu just got off the show, we'll shoot me later." Kim Woo-bin explained, "You also listen to FMDate? ”
On the other end of the phone, Sunny also heard what Li Jiangnan had just said, so he said happily: "Come on, come on!" I'd like to introduce you to a blind date! ”
"Hahaha......" Kim Woo-bin's hearty smile came from the phone: "How is it?" That's all for you, do you have time for the evening? ”
"Yes, yes, I'm with Jiang Nan now, he has nothing to do!" Hong Zongxuan immediately said.
"Oh, you're here too, that's just the time for my province to contact you, and the address will be sent to you later." Jin Yubin said excitedly: "Contact me when you arrive." ”
"Got it." Hong Zongxuan agreed to Kim Woo-bin's proposal instead of Li Jiangnan.
"Hmmm......"
After saying that, both sides hung up the phone.
Kim Woo-bin was satisfied, while Lee Jiangnan was at a loss.
"You just said yes for me? What if I don't want to go? Li Jiangnan looked at Hong Zongxuan blankly.
"Come on, don't be tsundere." As he spoke, Hong Zongxuan pushed Li Jiangnan out of the house and said, "Go home and take a shower and change your clothes, I'll drive downstairs and wait for you." ”
"Huh?" When Li Jiangnan was still looking at Hong Zongxuan in a daze, Hong Zongxuan had already closed the door.
Facing the cold security door, Li Jiangnan was so dazed that he couldn't even say a word.
On the opposite side of the door, Hong Zongxuan's smiling face blossomed, carefully choosing which suit to wear in the wardrobe.
And Li Jiangnan buried his head and returned home, HaNi's room was still lit in the crack of the door, watching HaNi smiling and snoring while chirping, sleeping very "comfortable", but at this time, Li Jiangnan's heart was in chaos.
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